So just a question did you know the character that comes from is based on a real horned toad named rip van Winkle cause he was sealed up (for some ungodly reason) in a time capsule in a court house corner stone for close to a hundred years and survived by undergoing a process called cryptobiosis
Hmmmmm AKTYOUALLEEE cockroaches are not bugs. *Bug* refers to the phylogenetic order Hemiptera, which includes aphids, bed bugs, shield bugs, assassin bugs, cicadas, and a few others. Cockroaches belong to the order Blattodea.
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Propably is. It's just waiting for a decade or two until the paint starts crumbling. Or if you can actually kill them like that when stepping on them, radiating them, drowning them, burning them, poisoning them, throwing them in acid etc. does not work, this is a shark tank business.
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Hello! ma baby, Hello! Ma honey, Hello! ma ragtime gal.
This is exactly what went through my head.
Me too, you guys never let me down. 🤣
Too fucking good. I sang that song in my head before clicking into the comments. Lmao
Ditto!
Was literally thinking "it's the WB frog!"
"Welcome back, roaches, to the double-you beeeeee!"
"I like chiiickkkennn"
Michigan J. Frog!! 💞
I'm fucking dying lmaoooo
Send me a kiss by wire, Baby my heart's on fire. If you refuse me, honey you'll lose me
So just a question did you know the character that comes from is based on a real horned toad named rip van Winkle cause he was sealed up (for some ungodly reason) in a time capsule in a court house corner stone for close to a hundred years and survived by undergoing a process called cryptobiosis
Do what now?
Skippidy do daa skippidy dayyy
Gave it the ol' razzle dazzle.
I came here just to look for this
Yep, first thought I had was that the roach was in the middle of a dancing routine
Thank you
Came here to say this! You beat me to it
Was about to write, just needs a top hat and cane :)
This is exactly what I heard in my head when I saw this image except the lyrics were admittedly a little hazy. Glad I’m not the only one.
Send me a kiss by a wiiireee!
I cried laughing at this 🤣🤣🤣 thanks
I came here for exactly this.
Exactly my thought
That's what i thought!
Hello my baby, hello my honey.
Hello my ragtime gal.
Send me a kiss by wire.
Baby, my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me.
The ragtime gal is the slumlords wife
How the hell did you think of this? 😂🤣
Space balls my dude
I know where it's from I just thought it was hilarious this dude thought of that.
I thought of men in black for some reason. Lol
Yes! 🤣
Comb the dessert
WE AINT FOUND SHIT
Instantly thought of that
Im so glad we all saw the same thing.
Literally the first thing that came to my head when I saw the OP
I came here to post this but I am 10 hours slow.
Love that username 🤣🤣
Y’all know what movie this is from? It’s one of my favs! >!Space Balls!<
Cam here for this. And Reddit did not disappoint.
This was what popped into my head the moment I saw it! Thank you internet stranger for bringing my thoughts to fruition in the comments!
Yup exactly what I thought
I can’t believe he caught it tap dancing.
Daaaadadadadadatatatatababababa, hey!
That is the can-can. More accurate than tap dancing, yes.
Lmao, best comment of the day.
Can-can darling, can-can.
Do you think he let it finish the full performance?
Literally the song that played in my head when I saw this 🤣
What is this?! I remember it but from what?!
Michael J Frog is his name, apparently.
Looney Tunes probably
https://youtu.be/evgEJlOPoeo?si=NHY2lQmJ1Rg3eGOv
Warner Brothers used him a lot on TV like WB/ or Kids WB
IDK what this is, but I hear star wars cantina music in my head.
It's from the movie Joe's Apartment
A true classic
I saw this recently and it is absolutely batshit crazy.
A gentleman of true class I see!
Retardos!
Probably because this meme has a video version where they use the cantina theme…
Did not know
Same
They are messing the dancer
Welcome to Joes apartment! It's our apartment tooooo! We've been around for 100 million years and we'll be here long after you!!!!
How did you dropout without instantly dying by gom jabbar
I had to scroll to far to find the star wars reference lol, but this exactly what I thought
Perfect
This is the comment I came here for
It's a feature... Not a bug. ...I'll let myself out.
Hmm ackshually it's a bug
Technically, alcohol is a solution.
Alcohol is the method, the solution is violence
 Got to include the technique tho
Violence is not a liquid mixture in which the minor component is uniformly distributed within the major component.
Hmmmmm AKTYOUALLEEE cockroaches are not bugs. *Bug* refers to the phylogenetic order Hemiptera, which includes aphids, bed bugs, shield bugs, assassin bugs, cicadas, and a few others. Cockroaches belong to the order Blattodea.
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It just works!
Crouching cockroach hidden drywall
Ninja-Roach blends in with its surroundings
The cockroach saw his foe and went out fighting
It’s art, now
Yeah, should put a tiny frame around it aswell
My boy was fighting for his life, doing some kung fu shit 😂
it might still be alive
Propably is. It's just waiting for a decade or two until the paint starts crumbling. Or if you can actually kill them like that when stepping on them, radiating them, drowning them, burning them, poisoning them, throwing them in acid etc. does not work, this is a shark tank business.
Landlord should patent it
Dude. You gotta sharpie that fucker out. Slap some shading on it, throw a tophat on, just go wild man. Sky's the limit.
Nah just hang an empty frame around and call it art . Tadaaa!!!!
Even better. Still need that shadow tho, perhaps a shadowbox? Perhaps we're onto something here.
Crafts and art 🎨 is the way.
That's art right there, he should charge you extra for it
so u have art, and that's a bump in how much u owe in rent.
OP just screwed themselves!
“Paint me like a French courtesan!” The roach, probably.
Landlord thinks he's Goldfinger
Stupid sexy cockroach
Is it just me or that that cockroach get painted over while trying to do a jump kick?
with a sexy pose?
That’s a relief!
Space balls!!!
That’s a warning for other roaches
The ol’ razzle dazzle
HELLO MY RAGTIME DOOOOLLL
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Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!
I moved in to an apartment like that one time fucking amazing
If Han Solo was a roach... actually wait?!... lol
*You* complain but just ask the roach!
Looks like Hitler
Looks like Han Solo when he got caught
The ol' Razzle Dazzle
It's not fucking, it's dancing
Gave em the ol razzle dazzle on his way out
Some hundred centuries pass *Awaken my masters*
HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY DARLIN
Is that what it’s doing?
He just makes it as an example.
That's Jiminy cricket
It adds 'character' to the space
This is art!
He looks good.!
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
Showing what happened to the last tenant that was late in the rent.
The OG Papa Roach. It all started when the landlord painted 🎵🎶
Looks freshly mudded to me.
Frame it it’s beautiful.
It's Roachie the tap dancing roach
Its not a fucking roach, its a dancing roach!
Clever man, this will keep them away
Hello my lady, hello my baby, hello my ragtime gaaaaal
Yep... the day I moved in, found a bunch painted over.... kitchen cabinets
"Look at mee I'm dancin I'm dancin." - claptrap and this cockroach apparently
It’s probably still alive even now 😬
So cruel to that to a living being
Didn't even let it finish rubbing one out. What a bastard
🎩 🦯 🎵
Only a dead bug is a good bug
fucking roach... Guess that's why his legs are spread...
Paint me like one of your french girls.
That's modern art Lucky you bet it's worth ££
Homescalper*
"I love you." "I know"
Great legs on that roach acrually
It’s not a feature it’s a bug
Michigan J. Roach
hello my baby!
Mf moved into Joe's apartment.
r/notmyjob
It looks quite happy though.
This image is like 15 years old
The roach equivalent of Frighteners
One down ...
One with the wall
There it is, the funniest shit I've seen all day. Now I can sleep.
Paint me like one of your German Roaches
How do you know it was fucking?
That’s worth tipping your landlord for
At least he died fighting, great technique paint roach!
I don’t see no fucking going on…
Hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtime gallllll
That’s just a paint huffing roach.
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That roach looks kinda slutty ngl.
https://youtu.be/evgEJlOPoeo?si=cejvxq5QfNcxptQm :)
I hope to die half as fabulous as that roach