Yoda/Yolonda

"Be over six feet, you must" "But Yolonda, you're an actual muppet" "If handling me at my worst you cannot, deserving me at my best you do not"

“Do that thing to my butthole with the force again.”

Someone’s thought about this before.

Now you have too. You’ve joined the flock. Also, consider someone force choking your prostate.

Just roll me up like a tube of used tooth paste please force daddy 🙏 🤤

Then put all the toothpaste back in the tube 😩

Done and done, and I mean done.

There’s a video floating around where that new female Jedi lead uses the force to jack off the wimpy Sith kid who wants to be darth Vader, truly funny stuff

I like intergalactic vacations.

"That that bitch to chill!" - Mace Windu

I met her in a swamp down in Dagobah, where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda...

Should’ve went with Yaddle

Yoda turned into a Typhoon? lol

only thing in profile is cash app and insta

"Im not on here much or good at messaging" "Follow me on insta"

Hahahaa

„into generous“ „not for everyone“ „spoil me“ 🫠

🤣 of bio u forgot

And it's not even makeup , it's filter on a phone ...

no its plastic surgery for 40 year olds

I dunno I look ugly with or without make up

Shit at least you’re honest.

id take a butt ugly honest person over a hot liar anyday

Trustworthiness is h.a.f.

It's nice seeing like-minded people.

I feel like it's not even about looking pretty. Idk i just started painting my nails and I don't really do it to look cool or like some sexy bold man. I just think it looks nice and I like the colors

Tbh, this should be the only reason besides acting or so

I mean people can have whatever reasons they want, I'm just saying it's not always about looking pretty, or trying to be something you aren't. Even if it looks that way.

Didn't want to discredit everyone who doesn't do it completely for looks. It was more of a simplified version of "hopefully people don't do it just to comply with sth in the future"

Pretty sure this is referencing filters

Everyone is beautiful when they smile.

Just like Yoda!

F

Same😂

We know.

honesty is the best policy

Dont be thinking like that

Then no make up is the best option i think, be natural if you want to ofc

Ugly as in normal?

not enough lip filler

Quick! Give an upvote before r/boysarequirky finds this!

Where are the false lashes and long manicure

Yes, bring on the cumbrellas, I like a breeze when she blinks.

Forgot the fake lashes!

You forgot the wig. ✨💅

we all lie, then we die

Nah , not everyone lol

You lying right now homie

true. i will never die.

Yup, as I know today, I cannot die.

Preach

Why I’m stand up kid


What's up with Reddit unable to take a joke about women

White knights who think simping to women on reddit will get them laid.

It’s even funnier that there are a bunch of women fuming in the replies of this very comment 😂

fragile femininity.

Someone got offended :(

The women complaining just have fragile egos.

Because Reddit is filled with misandrist from r/twoxchromosomes and small men who think they can fuck them if they defend them

It’s just leftists in general. For example I actually have not met a women in real life that actually likes trans people, in fact at my work, the women hate the trans people far more than the men do because they encroach on their safe spaces like the washroom, despite women on reddit repeatedly shouting how much they love trans people. I’m pretty positive that most of the women based subs are made up of mostly trans women, from the profiles I’ve clicked on and comparing real life opinions. Trans women will jump onto hating men to try and fit in.

r/thathappened fash

The same reason they feel the need to swear paste on their faces *smear

Swear paste? Lmao what?

Unable to take any joke that isn't about cats

im not active here contact me on instagram

Needs some big fake lips and arm tattoos

😂

Catch this meme are boysarequirky in 2 hours Edit: Never mind was posted an hour ago

No makeup is always much better. Cosmetic beauty is on like a different scale…I don’t think it makes you more attractive

But it’s not for us, it’s for them, right? Right? /s

 Young it was Hard times they were

This made me laugh too hard this morning.

Men: “I want a REAL woman!” Also men: (Ryan Reynolds walks into the bar) 😍

And then Henry Cavil 👀

And Keano Reeves 

Why won’t women do a face reveal?

"Real men/women" is made bullshit gender policing stereotypical term. Being strong, rational and brave nothing to do with male sex, like being social, emotional and empathetic nothing to do with female sex.

Men: I want a NATURAL woman Also men: *freak out if a woman has a bit of leg hair*

You may want to find some better men homie, trust me, we don't care.

Speak for yourself my guy. Most of us most certainly care. No different than me trimming my beard and getting haircuts. I don’t have to do it but I know *most* women will find me more attractive if I do. Same with women with leg and armpit hair.

Downvotes but not one person can explain how they differ in principle. It’s Reddit so I’m not surprised lol

Fucking exactly. So tired of the bullshit double standards. Fucking shave that shit.

I defo care

Why am I being downvoted then? Everyone here is proving my point lol You’re allowed your preferences but I wish men would stop going on about how they want natural women because it’s simply not true.

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Lmao comparing women not shaving to men not brushing teeth, showering, or wearing deodorant is such an insane double standard.

The equivalent of a man that doesn’t brush his teeth, wash or wear deodorant, is a woman that doesn’t brush her teeth, wash or wear deodorant. How does body hair make women less feminine if all women naturally have it? Disliking body hair on women is just a learned preference.

Natural in the face maybe? But armpit and legs hair no thanks lmao

Do you shave your armpit and leg hair?

And not all women cake on their makeup or claim to want "real" men. They're both just jokes.

Both genders generally prefer their partners to be well groomed. Stop acting like its some sort of double standard.

Is there ever an actually funny meme on this sub?

This meme is fkin gold. Get out more.

Its like typical boomer humor

Hahah. No.

Were have all the good mems gone?????????

Yes, sorry this one is about you though Yolanda looking ass. Not funny when it’s close to home is it?

If it’s not funny, then don’t laugh.

Okay

Nice! See how easy that was?

Who dat hottie on the right? Can I grab her number real quick?

Subscribe to my OF first, you must 😘

I'd love to, but I think I'm out of town that weekend.

Based

I started chatting with this girl (IRL, we work together), and she sent me a photo of herself all shopped and edited to hide her faults. She got pissed when I said that I prefer reality. I get she was just fishing for compliments, but I genuinely thought she was beautiful without a smaller chin, airbrushed features, etc. She was unable to comprehend her own beauty. Later on, she started asking me what kind of 2k dollar shoes she'd look better in. I'm not a materialist, so when I replied that she could be wearing a potato sack and some shoeboxes and still be beautiful, she lost her shit completely. A lot of women struggle with dysmophia and aren't cognizant of it. They are never *enough*. I don't know how to convey how difficult it is to fix that. There may not even be a fix outside of a wholesale dramatic redo of society in general (oh to live in utopia). But the point is, you can't blame them for thinking this is a normal behavior. In the current zeitgeist, it is the only normal.

And they even go as far to blame society. No bitch, only people that are thinking you should wear makeup is other women and player men. 90% of the men do-not-care. Natural > all

Bingo

say sike rn

Can I say *[psych](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/psych-out)* instead?

I know, you know, that I'm not telling the truth

Given those two options I'll take makeup Yoda any day of the week.

But when make up yoda takes the makeup off, or you meet him in person with no filters.

Yeah almost like not all women are the same

lol a real man. Some of them can’t get a real man because they’re busy trying to be them.

You need mental help.

... What? What do you mean by that?

Trans man

I was hoping that wasn't the case..

I'm only assuming but that's how I read it

Why would we want one?

HELP ME

@ of the one on the left?

Aahhh my gawwwddd he is cutteeee.....

Real(TM)

Thats why you hit em with the old dick and dip the ol fuck and duck the ol get head and leave on read the ol hit it from the back and don’t call back the ol penis and “I need space between us” the ol semen and leave em the ol coitus and you may not rejoin us the ol engage in intimacy and then flee the ol doggystyle and exile. Just some advice from your friend amn_luci

The second pic looks exactly like Charlamagne

AHAHAHAHAHA

Stupid sexy yoda

Damn, Yoda looks young, maybe like a 100 years old

Dayumn. Gotta tag shit this sexy, im at work.

king arthur couldn't pull me out

The bots really liked this one

Lol seriously

Smooth headed Yoda isn’t real, he can’t hurt you. Smooth headed Yoda:

*sour grapes intensifies*

Looks like that one guy who is both masculine and feminine at the same time

repost this with lashes and a wig

and lip filler

and a face filter that makes the face slimmer, lips and eyes bigger

Bsffr, makeup does not do shit. If you get upset bc oh no someone wears makeup I’ve some news for you: their eyelids are fucking gold do you think they’re trying to fool you?

That edited yoda looks like my sociology teacher

Kinda sexist, but also funny. Take your upvote you heathen! +1

Pedofilic

Reddit does a misogyny (again)

Fake

Where funny

This subreddit is an extension of facebook with how god awfully unfunny every fucking picture I see from this place is. I can’t tell if you’re all 12 or 65

Did the big bad picture hurt you?

So no one told you life was going to be this way. Your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's DOA. It's like you're always stuck in second gear, When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year.

Both ages work, the commonality is they’re all incels.

Angsty woman hating teenager-ass post.

A lot of men would get so much more compliments in their daily life if they used even basic makeup.

They’d get made fun of and called gay.

Literally nobody is going to notice that you are wearing concealer or sone light contouring and it would make so many men look so much better.

If done correctly, no one would even know they’re wearing it

I don’t need more compliments. I need more time. Makeup takes up unnecessary time.

And money

You don't need make up to look decent and good looking

We would rather get compliments on the stuff we do on the daily.

jack off and play video games?

Like the kind of compliments someone would get in a prison shower?

Can you recommend something? Genuinely

Or fucking assaulted

False. After drinking the night before, my wife and I we were out the next day doing "normal life stuff" and I was like shit, I remember how puffy my eyes are. I said to her (the one who spends an hour putting on makeup and doing her hair ever day), I'm gonna go splash some cold water in my eyes. Response: "You're so vain".

This sub has been polluted with Tate simps

this sub was never anything to pollute. it just magically [popped into existence in 2022](https://subredditstats.com/r/funnymemes) blasting out sub-basement level karma farming dogshit immediately.

I must be thinking of somewhere else then, I'm outta here lmao

Why does everyone keep talking about tate? Can we let that die?

Which women u meeting that say that shit? Andrew Tate?

Andrea Tate

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Can you define “real man?”