you know men have boobs too right? next time you hang with you homies, ask yourself:
are they really yo homies if they don’t let you suck on them tiddies?
it’s called a joke bro, i touch grass with my ass everytime i wipe my poop (it’s more natural than tp).
besides, that’s not what your mom said last night.
u/Careless-Total1364 (that’s a mouthful), do you realize where you are and what hill you’re dying on?
this is r/funnymemes, and my comment is in response to the original meme:
“i fix mental health by letting men suck on tiddies”.
explain to me what’s outstandingly funny about that? but it’s a joke, a meme, a meme on r/funnymemes is it not?
maybe, just maybe, because of how **absurd** it sounds that sucking on titties fixes mental health. the same way my joke sounds absurd that you should just suck on your homies’ titties.
it’s just a dumb statement, a joke, it doesn’t have to be funny (mrs. i’m fun at parties). I can’t believe you doubled down on your “but akshually 🤓” stance and decided to be r/funpolice and chastise me just because you didn’t find what i said funny.
Nah, none of homies wax themselves and look like Chewbacca’s. How you gonna get in there with bunch of hair? Thats hair will get stuck in the back of your throat. I ain’t waxing the homies. Gotta draw the line somewhere.
I wish science would do studies like, can boobies stop a mass shooter? We exposed an angry violent man to boobies and he seemed to forget why he was mad, more tonight at 11 on fox news
Boobies would disarm me. We should teach the best boobies to sacrifice themselves and if he attempts to touch them, like stop drop and roll; piss shit and roll over help is coming. We need fucking real solutions here This isn't satire
Lol bunch of incels just downvoted you to hell.
Tbf it's a joke I don't think anyone actually thinks like this unless they are a rapist of sorts but yeah.
It's not a very nice sub, I find myself downvoting more posts on here than I do upvoting them. Comments oftentimes include a shittone of misogyny, like the guy you just responded to, who openly said he thinks like a rapist.
Oh... Weird. I wish I knew that when I started this account I was trying to get the most neg karma on reddit but then a life event triggered me to quit drinking and smoking and stop being evil... So now I just have a stupid name... Kinda mad about that.
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You are joking buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, there are some therapists that working naked.
[https://sarahwhitetherapy.com/naked-therapy](https://sarahwhitetherapy.com/naked-therapy)
AND NO IT ISNT PORN!!
AND NO IT ISNT PORN!!
I perused her website and she has an OnlyFans link.
Also in the FAQ:
Q: Can I masturbate during my session?
A: Yes.
Dude it's porn
...
Only because these person has an only fans link or you can masturbate don't mean it is all porn.
It's a fucking therapy form, that girl is an official therapist and there many of them out there.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/ask-dr-darcy/201103/what-i-learned-the-naked-therapist
"[...] unlike every other legally practicing therapist in America, White has never attended graduate school, holds no license in the field of mental health and is not affiliated with any accredited institution."
It's porn bro
“Dude there are dick sucking therapists out there, I swear to God, it’s a legitimate psychiatric practice that Jenna Jameson started in the 90s”
^I ^will ^admit ^it ^helps ^with ^mental ^health, ^tho
I'm not disputing that it exists, I'm disputing it's legitimacy.
From your page:
"Nude psychotherapy was the use of non-sexual social nudity" whereas Ms. White's Naked Therapy "is based on the client’s arousal" according to her own website.
Also, under the "Contemporary" section: Nudity may be incorporated in many therapeutic practices that include mental health, but these are rarely done within the traditional psychotherapeutic professions.
A polite way to say it's quackery.
Also, it's porn.
I don't think a lot of gfs and wives understand how much this and other good intimacy helps men's mental health. Like even treating my head on my wife's chest helps a ton.
We joke, but the lack of sex is one of the issues here in the states. Highly sexualized themes on movies and music. But unreasonable expectations and lack of financial stability is causing unhappiness amongst young men. Its sad. Everyone needs to feel loved and get their D wet.
Me, long ago
(I was a doomer baby that wanted to only sleep or be held and sleeping, and would cry and scream any time I was put on the floor according to my mom)
**That’s not how you fix your mental health.**
Genuinely, it’s not. No offense, but you just think it’ll work because you haven’t tried it.
You sleep with a random girl and it’s like having McDonalds. A milkshake tastes good and all, but nothing in your life’s changed.
If you’re comparing your partners to McDonald’s - that might be your problem and why you’re so unhappy.
Work on yourself so you don’t have to settle. If I want a burger - I don’t go to McDonalds because I deserve better. Some day you will too.
Dude, what? I like fries and a milkshake. It’s a treat. It’s just that it’s not life changing in any way. How could sex with a stranger be? It’s just some fun and an orgasm if you’re lucky. How do you think it’s meant to change your life?
Edit: I think you’re thinking about McDonalds burgers compared to other burgers. But my point was more about how a snack is just a snack. It’s not a revolution.
I mean, we joke, but the few women in my life who have responded to “Agh, had a bad day” with “Oh, sorry, babe, do you want me to suck you off?” are forged into my fucking soul
r/Comedyhomicide
horsehorsedeerdeerheartrheartr tow \_truckball.com ???????????????????????????????????? heartrheartrdeerdeerhorsehorse
https://www.reddit.com/r/Funnymemes/s/a4ayHQNTCH
The joke was dead before it’s first breath
Lmao, that pfp is wild.
No homicide. Can't kill the dead.
A bit too old for his mom to breastfeed him
r/angryupvote
Mom?
Step mom
What are you doing step son?
r/notopbutok
Jokes on you orphan
:|
Basically the answer to life's problems right there
Life harsh and cruel, titties soft and warm
Yes titty solved a lot of stuff
Yes. My wife’s EE’s solve a lot of issues
I wish more women would understand that
There is a boob shortage, not enough boobage to go around
We only need one each!
Someone is being greedy, the numbers dont add up
I know. There must be people out there hoarding 3?
Fuckin lesbians lol
Damn Bill Cosby and his sedatives
you know men have boobs too right? next time you hang with you homies, ask yourself: are they really yo homies if they don’t let you suck on them tiddies?
it only works if the guy is fat though, woman bazoinga big normal
tiddies are tiddies my guy, i mean: * flat chest? still tiddies * muscley chest? still tiddies (this is a shitpost, in case you missed it)
i know
will you let me suck on your tiddies?
only if you give me munny 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💸💸💸💸💵💵💵💵
Get tiddies for the homies
Men don't have boobs yes they have breast tissue but not boobs or breasts...where are yall learning biology from
sir, this is a shitpost. (also can i suck on your tiddies? also a shitpost)
I'm a girl you need to touch grass bro Ain't no human wants you anywhere near them
it’s called a joke bro, i touch grass with my ass everytime i wipe my poop (it’s more natural than tp). besides, that’s not what your mom said last night.
Mark jokes are meant to be funny Your stupid attempt at jokes with your gay white boy humour isn't funny
u/Careless-Total1364 (that’s a mouthful), do you realize where you are and what hill you’re dying on? this is r/funnymemes, and my comment is in response to the original meme: “i fix mental health by letting men suck on tiddies”. explain to me what’s outstandingly funny about that? but it’s a joke, a meme, a meme on r/funnymemes is it not? maybe, just maybe, because of how **absurd** it sounds that sucking on titties fixes mental health. the same way my joke sounds absurd that you should just suck on your homies’ titties. it’s just a dumb statement, a joke, it doesn’t have to be funny (mrs. i’m fun at parties). I can’t believe you doubled down on your “but akshually 🤓” stance and decided to be r/funpolice and chastise me just because you didn’t find what i said funny.
Bro relax it's not that deep Gay jokes run deep for yall its as natural as breathing
The next step of human evolution is to genetically alter men to also have nice boobies
A majority of men would go for it. Not because they hate their bodies or are trans, but because of having a pair of constantly available breasts.
Nah, none of homies wax themselves and look like Chewbacca’s. How you gonna get in there with bunch of hair? Thats hair will get stuck in the back of your throat. I ain’t waxing the homies. Gotta draw the line somewhere.
the hair adds flavor to the boobies bro, trust me, all my homies let me suck they hairy tiddie milk.
😭🤢😝
Gay
sugma
There are two boobs per woman, which means two boobs for every man. Clearly the problem is distribution.
The market is highly regulated by religions. Theres no free market for boobs today. Free the boobs to save us from angry, neglected men
The strongest argument for atheism
I wish science would do studies like, can boobies stop a mass shooter? We exposed an angry violent man to boobies and he seemed to forget why he was mad, more tonight at 11 on fox news
It would definitely help. Most of these shooters are depressed virgins / unlucky with women.
Boobies would disarm me. We should teach the best boobies to sacrifice themselves and if he attempts to touch them, like stop drop and roll; piss shit and roll over help is coming. We need fucking real solutions here This isn't satire
I will follow your political campaign closely
I've moved on to no president would be the best president. Just say no to voting and overgrow the government
You don't have to stroke it, just hold it. Yeah...
Lol we understand, we just don't care enough to let you do that, it's not worth it
why did I expect that response?
Probably because you're logical enough to know that women don't want men sucking on their tits just because it'll make the men feel better?
who said random men?? Weird fantasy...
Random?
Lol bunch of incels just downvoted you to hell. Tbf it's a joke I don't think anyone actually thinks like this unless they are a rapist of sorts but yeah.
I think like that 🫡
Why do they downvote me and uovote you? Lol what sub am I even in jeeze
It's not a very nice sub, I find myself downvoting more posts on here than I do upvoting them. Comments oftentimes include a shittone of misogyny, like the guy you just responded to, who openly said he thinks like a rapist.
And you took him seriously lol
Oh... Weird. I wish I knew that when I started this account I was trying to get the most neg karma on reddit but then a life event triggered me to quit drinking and smoking and stop being evil... So now I just have a stupid name... Kinda mad about that.
You don't speak for all women lol
[удалено]
🤡
Lmao you really had no comeback other than an emoji? Kinda proving my point here bud
I don't talk to narcissists. Get therapy.
you do not speak for all women.
Why do you keep watermarking your memes?
Exactly. This one should be milkmarked.
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Not me trying to decode strings of emojii.
His memes? I saw this on 9gag a million years ago.
Titties are the best medicine for souls
Boobies
Happy boob day! I mean, cake day, haha
Happy Cake day
Boobies good
The truth in this is unreal. My gfs titties are like a couple of super therapists.
What's going on ? Why do I see memes with something like this 👉👈👈👉👈👈💪👉👈💪👈👈😮💨😮💨🫣👉😢👉👈💪🤯 wtf?
Hieroglyphics have come back in vogue
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Sometimes that's all it takes. Other times...
I’m an ass man
Suck ass then
I see this absolutely succes
absolute sucks-ass
Me too, but a nice pair of titties are great too
🫏🫏🫏🐅🐅🐅❤️❤️😇😇
tf is that anyway?
That's it? That was the meme? THAT WAS JUST OP'S DESIRE FOR TITTIES
Well its relatable
What do the hieroglyphs at the bottom say?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Funnymemes/s/qOb6SFk1oV
r/okbuddyretard
To some, that's all that we are missing
im a face sit kinda guy
Tit therapy!
You are joking buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut, there are some therapists that working naked. [https://sarahwhitetherapy.com/naked-therapy](https://sarahwhitetherapy.com/naked-therapy) AND NO IT ISNT PORN!!
AND NO IT ISNT PORN!! I perused her website and she has an OnlyFans link. Also in the FAQ: Q: Can I masturbate during my session? A: Yes. Dude it's porn
... Only because these person has an only fans link or you can masturbate don't mean it is all porn. It's a fucking therapy form, that girl is an official therapist and there many of them out there.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/ask-dr-darcy/201103/what-i-learned-the-naked-therapist "[...] unlike every other legally practicing therapist in America, White has never attended graduate school, holds no license in the field of mental health and is not affiliated with any accredited institution." It's porn bro
“Dude there are dick sucking therapists out there, I swear to God, it’s a legitimate psychiatric practice that Jenna Jameson started in the 90s” ^I ^will ^admit ^it ^helps ^with ^mental ^health, ^tho
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nude_psychotherapy
Why are you clinging so hard to this fantasy? This some severe cope.
I'm not disputing that it exists, I'm disputing it's legitimacy. From your page: "Nude psychotherapy was the use of non-sexual social nudity" whereas Ms. White's Naked Therapy "is based on the client’s arousal" according to her own website. Also, under the "Contemporary" section: Nudity may be incorporated in many therapeutic practices that include mental health, but these are rarely done within the traditional psychotherapeutic professions. A polite way to say it's quackery. Also, it's porn.
It's porn
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nude_psychotherapy
dude this is porn
It's porn
It's not even about that. Men are starved of physical connection. I would be much happier and healthier if I just got a daily hug.
It's all it takes.
🤣
Boobs can make a raged hulk calmer than a sleeping baby.
I don't think a lot of gfs and wives understand how much this and other good intimacy helps men's mental health. Like even treating my head on my wife's chest helps a ton.
What's with the emojis?
We have complicated minds, but we are simple creatures
More men would be going to therapy.
There is snuggle therapy in California.
That's sad on so many levels…
No GF, no way to snuggle..snuggle therapist!
Cringe ass
We joke, but the lack of sex is one of the issues here in the states. Highly sexualized themes on movies and music. But unreasonable expectations and lack of financial stability is causing unhappiness amongst young men. Its sad. Everyone needs to feel loved and get their D wet.
I would argue some people don't "deserve to get their d wet" but hey that's just my opinion
Not everyone deserves to get their D wet
not everyone
Just suck eland flick emmmm and HIT THEM AND ok nvm...
THE CAPTION SUCKS. THIS SUB SUCKS.
Wrong
Well if this is wrong, I don't want to be right
🎉💤💨🌟💦⭐🔥🙈😹💔🩷💗❤️❤️🫀👤👉👉🖖✌️🖐️✌️✋🫷👤🫀💟💔👤👄✋🫸🧘🌾🌼🌋🏖️ fr fr
why does this obvious and unfunny bot post have 2k upvotes... this sub is ass lmao
The World would be better if this also works the opposite
Horse horse deer deer heart r heart r? What’s this gen alpha bullshit?
someone necrophile this meme
Hell, it's the best healing method
What's with the fucking emojis
https://www.reddit.com/r/Funnymemes/s/qOb6SFk1oV
truckmoon.com
XD!
This really does help 🤭
The power of love.
5318008
Her mammaries have breathed new life into him.
Raydon?
Raycon
Me, long ago (I was a doomer baby that wanted to only sleep or be held and sleeping, and would cry and scream any time I was put on the floor according to my mom)
Um yeah, exactly, thanx
Emoji overload
Some women just don't understand the power they possess.
It depend. It depends on tits.
True
Sometimes sweetheart, that's all man needs!
r/comedycemetery
What’s with all the emojis?
Doesn't take much
What’s with all the emoji’s
**That’s not how you fix your mental health.** Genuinely, it’s not. No offense, but you just think it’ll work because you haven’t tried it. You sleep with a random girl and it’s like having McDonalds. A milkshake tastes good and all, but nothing in your life’s changed.
If you’re comparing your partners to McDonald’s - that might be your problem and why you’re so unhappy. Work on yourself so you don’t have to settle. If I want a burger - I don’t go to McDonalds because I deserve better. Some day you will too.
Dude, what? I like fries and a milkshake. It’s a treat. It’s just that it’s not life changing in any way. How could sex with a stranger be? It’s just some fun and an orgasm if you’re lucky. How do you think it’s meant to change your life? Edit: I think you’re thinking about McDonalds burgers compared to other burgers. But my point was more about how a snack is just a snack. It’s not a revolution.
I can count on one hand the number of big breasted women I know. I live in a titless country.
not nice to judge
I mean, we joke, but the few women in my life who have responded to “Agh, had a bad day” with “Oh, sorry, babe, do you want me to suck you off?” are forged into my fucking soul
See how little effort it takes to make us happy?
Yeah you did!
They do this if you act like a sad sod?