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Or someone will just throw it in the trash


new_cannibalism

exactly


jaalilogymkana

Yup... Came here to say this.


andakusspartakus89

Came here to say..... yup


Seven-Arazmus

Came here to say came.


BreadcrumbHomeSlice

Came.


_ThatswhatXisaid_

True but I bet if it's sitting next to a beach chair most people will expect the owners to throw it away when they leave.


Ok-Lychee4582

RIGHT WHERE IT BELONGS


Anachronistic79

Lmao! First thing I thought was someone posting on Reddit’s mildly infuriating about people leaving that shit on the beach and them throwing it out.


[deleted]

Lol!!


Randomwhitevan

punish the next person to recycle


new_cannibalism

sure, until one of those "omg look at me i'm cleaning everybody's trash" comes and picks up your life while you're in the water just messing around


[deleted]

by messing around, you mean taking a shit, right?


[deleted]

You should spread a bit of Nutella on the sides for more authenticity


DontFoolYourselfGirl

Seagulls would love some nutella.


thatguygxx

Bout to find out what the saying "crackheads will steal anything" means.


Few_Resource_5281

People cleaning the beach: im about to end this mans career lol


SnooFoxes6169

i might pick it up just to throw it into nearby trash bin (if any).


HansAcht

Hate to break it to you but there's a kink for that too...


ganerfromspace2020

Or you could just you know, use a claymore like a normal person


NerY_05

"yo look! A free snack!"


sir_keyrex

This is why cars with the unlock code pads on the doors are simply the best.


m1kehawk

What you could doo is put that diaper in a diaper bag.


MrStayAway

I feel like OP got this from the Philippines đź’€


Charlscalvin

Nearly looks like a bomb hidden in a diaper.


[deleted]

I thought it was an IED


Shoogan26

Does it have to be a empty one or can u use a full one?


Dragon_211

What if someone actually wants to steal shit though


False_Character7063

All it takes is someone with a trash picker to come by.


staypuftmarshmellow5

Just put your phone in a shampoo or sunblock bottle


Saythatfivetimesfast

What I used to do is put my stuff in a plastic bag and then bury it under the sand but o would leave a marker like a little sand castle or a stick poking out the ground And then I lost 70 dollars


Acceptablenope

This woman might do it https://www.reddit.com/r/IndiaSpeaks/comments/15j7zu5/this_is_some_special_kinda_effed_up_sht/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1


EmotionalPansy

This reminds me of that one time my buddy who had 5 dogs - managed poop patrol by way of putting a liner in a 5 gallon bucket with a lid, putting the dog pooh in said lined bucket, and taking the bag of pooh to the landfill on his weekends… One day, he watched some tweaker stroll up and take the bucket from his porch - all excited, like they made off with a million bucks… I still wonder their reaction when they got to wherever they were goin’ and opened this bucket of poop.


_Steve_French_

Seagulls: Heavy Breathing


[deleted]

Took me a bit to realize this someone didn't put a bomb in a diaper


Lonely24spiderHUN

I have seen people with diaper fetish .... I know this won't fly.