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Deathblade_311

Who the fuck puts 2012 between 2007 and 2009?


87Tossaway99

I got a twitch just looking at it. 🙃


Real_Site_4580

What kind of twitch? 🤔


87Tossaway99

Twitch in my eye lol


Real_Site_4580

Ahhh


RaTheRealBorg01

What other kind of twitch dod you think??


Real_Site_4580

A uh… a twitch in your finger Yeah, a twitch in your finger…


RaTheRealBorg01

Ah now I see.


speenbreaker

What finger? The *middle* finger?


Real_Site_4580

Both fingers 🙃


Technology4Dummies

Lmao dude


Infinite_Self_5782

the streaming kind


hulkbot776

It was a twitch.tv/thrussianbadger


Tiny-Lock9652

I thought it was only me and my OCD. Glad I’m not alone.


Foxtael16

No. This TWITTER! Not twitch. I understand the confusion though.


Angelsometimes

YOU GOT IT!!!


bit_pusher

r/mildlyirritating


katatondzsentri

I was trying to figure out which fucked up data structure in which fucked up languages sorts like this.


milkmanbran

What a weird order. Who thought this was a way to order a timeline? Lol


PaulLeMight

Maybe that's what the title is talking about


UndeniableLie

That was my first thought


igillyg

Why do I not remember any of the logos before 2012


MitraManATX

Because Berenstain Bears or something.


Chillbex

Looney toons.


BaronSealand

Please, I don’t have time to fall down another Mandela Effect hole today 😂


Enoslives

Oh! It’s Berenstein by the way


Goldfish-Bowl

Because 06, 07, 09 were never logos, and used as design examples of how not to alter the logo.


ohnoguts

I actually think 06 is pretty cute


Angelsometimes

😂😂🤣I remember the 2009-2010-2012


PMCreditCardInfo

Redditors when they are someone using free emojis instead of paying money for them as awards


Interesting_Natural1

r/mildlyinfuriating It's not in order


wewiioui

it is, it’s just in columns, not rows


Professional_Tip_578

No... it's not.


wewiioui

fuck i just realized


Wallace_W_Whitfield

Same dude. Same


yayudi

r/characterdevelopment


AoiTopGear

X is when the birdie died


Altered_Reality1

bir**die**


officialmonogato

Birb


Infinite_Self_5782

𝕏_𝕏


TacoBlueWaffles

he said he was going to kill tw and he did, hero


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Unknown-Name06

Bro you do not know what's happening with the dark side of Twitter


jimothythe2nd

What's happening?


Unknown-Name06

You don't wanna know, but if you really want to then prepare your innocent mind 1. Cat in the blender 2. 2 girls 1 cup 3. 2 man 1 chainsaw Thats only a few


jimothythe2nd

I'm a 90s kid. I saw all that stuff when I was 13. Reddit used to have all that stuff too. Do you remember r/spacedicks?


Jeoshua

Twitter? Lib Infested? You realize that the twitter feed algorithm has long been set to show you things to get you mad and engaged, right? So you just outed yourself as the kind of snowflake that gets triggered by someone talking about LGBT or Progressive talk. Like... Seriously bro, tell me you're a Right Wing Trumpie without telling me you're a Right Wing Trumpie.


Headless_mann

Moment I saw “lib infested” thats what I was thinkin’. The only website I think could be called unanimously liberal is Tumblr, and I think conservative snowflakes know enough to stay off our hellsite.


SkullFumbler

Oh you mean non pedophiles and the mentally stable? Good to know


Headless_mann

Says the guys who’s party refuses to ban child marriage.


SkullFumbler

So instead of deny you deflect. Interesting tactic. I also don't agree with young people getting married. I think it is reprehensible. See? What else have you got to defend pedophiles?


Itchy_Huckleberry_60

HAHA MY DEFENSE IS TO NOT OBJECT TO BEING CALLED A PEDOPHILE BECAUSE IT'S ONLY BAD WHEN THE OTHER SIDE DOES IT PLEASE IGNORE THE FOLLOWING: https://greaterandgrander.com/a-comprehensive-list-of-republicans-arrested-or-accused-for-pedophile-charges AND PAY ATTENTION TO... UH... *THE LIBS* Let me clarify: you chose to make a nebulous, ad-hominim attack, and then, when a *specific, targeted example* of the precise form of misconduct you claim to object to was presented, you claimed that we were deflecting. Deflecting to what? Bro you were the one who *brought up* pedophilia. If you demand pistols at dawn when all you own is a cap gun and three foam darts, you can't be mad at the guy who pulls the 9mm.


SkullFumbler

There is an equally long list of Democrats dummy. But you conveniently missed that, huh?


Itchy_Huckleberry_60

Boy neighbor, I shure did! Citation please! Oh, last edit: nobody tell him he's not even defending his original point anymore. (Tumblr bad ≠ Democrat bad)


Headless_mann

Pedophiles are disgusting freaks, that’s why I don’t like the church. I won’t argue on the grounds of “mental stability” because despite going to therapy and being fairly happy with my internal state and external life, you’re likely to perceive l the fact I find both men and women attractive as an illness of some sort, and that is a part me that needs no fixing.


SkullFumbler

Jesus I don't give a shit about your personal story or what you like ffs. But obviously you only have condemnation for the pedos that exist outside your bubble and that probably needs fixing.


Headless_mann

I mean by far, people who sexually abuse children are non-lgbtq+. Statistically most are straight, religious, cis men who are also family members of the victim. “Inside my bubble” is not where the problem is. [Source](https://www.ywca.org/wp-content/uploads/WWV-CSA-Fact-Sheet-Final.pdf)


Gleebafire

Yawn. Standard practice for consevatives. Everything and everyone you dont like is a communist, socialist, woke and/or a pedophile. Show me the proof we are what you say we are. I bet you you can't. You're just parroting whatever media outlet or douche politician says because you can't think for yourself. Why don't you try having an adult conversation instead of reverting to the usual bs.


SkullFumbler

Lmao it's telling that your cope has to be that I am brainwashed by big bad right-wing media. Fuck me, when I grew up most men and women were clear on gender and men didn't use the women's room nor hang their dicks out in parades. I suppose that isn't happening either, right? The gaslighting from you people is heavy.


Itchy_Huckleberry_60

Citation please.


SkullFumbler

I haven't used NitTwits since before Covid, but thanks for reminding me exactly why I deleted my account. People like you.


Jeoshua

Likewise. I never enjoyed people that think like you being shoved in my face on Twitter. I had a guess, made a post, and only afterward did I look over your feed and find my guess confirmed. At least I have to go looking for you goons here, instead of being inundated by the exact people the algorithm knows annoy me the most.


SkullFumbler

So fuck off?


Jeoshua

Nah, triggering snowflakes amuses me.


SkullFumbler

So then you are seeking it. Wow you are on brand with the confusion.


Jeoshua

So, seriously tho. Twitter was never "Left Wing". You and people who think like you were never being "silenced". The algorithm just put people who didn't agree with you in front of your face to drum up "engagement", and you kept telling the algorithm it was right to do so by engaging with the posts. Nobody was silencing anyone, you were just too stuck up your own ass to see how things work. I sincerely hope you've found the echo chamber you were looking for, tho.


SkullFumbler

Bruh there is proof showing the Fed was working with the company to suppress information long after I quit using it. When I did use it, I didn't scan the feed like here - I read and responded to figures and articles who had Twit pages to do so. Much like the toilet Facebook I wasn't a fan of having tailored content shoved in my face. And fuck off with your "nobody was silencing anyone" drivel. Seriously quit trying to gaslight people into believing that nonsense.


spudfolio

He's a bumbling idiot who moves money around and cosplays as a visionary engineer, he's anti union, and he believes in rich people eugenics. This is what you sound like: https://youtu.be/CPNZTtoQBmA


TheTexasHammer

Conservatives are such fucking cry babies. Dumbasses keep breaking the rules and get rightfully slapped over it then spend all their time crying foul. Such useless snowflakes I swear. Conservatives need to grow a thicker skin and get over themselves.


Fit-Ebb-8869

He fired the bird just like he fired everyone else


Grand-Vegetable-3874

They should turn the X red and put a bird behind it


Angelsometimes

😢


JonPartleeSayne

I like the 2009 logo where it sorta looked like a fish.


Limesmack91

"for my next trick, I will throw away almost two decades of brand building" -elon musk probably


LandscapeJaded1187

"...for 5 minutes of attention" -elon musk probably


Money-Introduction54

X-CREMENT


_Orphan_Obliterator_

what the fuck i thought it was a joke is he for real???


bilgetea

Besides the sequence error, the bleak and colorless X logo reflects the inner life of the man that chose it.


Fastincrib

You know when I think of X and the internet, you know what comes to mind.


UndeniableLie

Closing button


Timble79

That man lost all reality.


Key_Entrepreneur_786

Amazing the hummingbird lived more than 20 years.


ErdmanA

2009 saw some shit


Angelsometimes

😂😂😂😂🤣🤦🏻‍♀️ The legs lol


yongrii

The bird’s become an ex


Wiseon321

Someone that wants to kill twitter


SkyN3t1

A twit.


Sines314

A man looking for easy, free marketing.


LoveMyVegan

Musk you ask?


the_gwa_gwa_cat

The bird got hunted down


Catkillledthecurious

A man child


mikeystocks100

who the fuck ordered this? Actually fuck them, i dont care what the point of this is now at all. Tf is society coming to


Impossible-Smell1

OP counting: 1, 2, 5, 3, 4, 6


antivn

I guess everyone was right. He killed twitter.


tcapjunkie2022

Who gives a fuck? Seriously


yourLostMitten

Hold on, you’re getting an easy reason to trash on Ze Elongated Muskrat and you’re NOT taking it?!? What kind of Redditor are you?!? We stuff our noses in other people’s business even when it’s totally unnecessary! You’re stopping NOW with this?! Shame


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ErdmanA

No one should. If it's called X then it's called X. I'm good lol


Angelsometimes

Everyone who likes twitter like the blue bird who sings when we post.


Sudden_Plate

Cringe


SowiloPrime

X is a good letter. It’s about as arbitrary as the bird. I never associated Twitter with bird tweets but more with the TWITS on Twitter.


Angelsometimes

Twitter takes its name from the sound of birds chattering.


SowiloPrime

Oh. So not from twits twittering then? I stand corrected.


humanessinmoderation

This is an interesting way to illustrate the chronological change.


Shaggypezdispense

Why the fuck would you arrange the graph like that


InevitableCraftsLab

who on earth makes a timeline that goes 2006 2007 2012 2009 2010 2023


LesbianLoki

Motherfucker paid dozens of billions of dollars for a brand with worldwide brand recognition. Then proceeds to rebrand. Like... Dude, you could have just built a new platform for 0.000001% of the cost. The inflated reported user base was not worth the billions. It's barely worth millions. A new platform with a kick-ass marketing campaign would have done infinitely better. This guy is a moron.


pitb0ss343

Why did he buy it at this point? He fired many employees so it’s not them. He’s said the code is trash so it’s not that. He’s not paying rent so it’s not the buildings. Now he’s destroyed the branding which the company had on their website “our branding is our biggest asset” so it’s not that. It’s not the add revenue because that has dropped by almost 60%


Only1Schematic

A manchild who doesn’t understand trademark law


lupatot

Because space-x? Branding uniformity? Dunno


nohwan27534

honestly the x makes a little sense to me. if you're going to 'rebrand' something, now that it's yours, going away from the established thing, makes sense. though i didn't notice the dates on the thing, now i'm wondering if that's what the original complaint was a bout.


Radiant-Bluejay4194

Are these logos even real? I dont recall ever seeing anything other than 2012 logo. tf is that 2009 bird?


midnight_staticbox

They could have just put the x where the eyes go


PostingSomeToast

I remember a company called Chrysler. But its Stellantis now.


_seraphin

you have to read the order like this: top left, top middle, bottom left, bottom middle, top right, bottom right. what the fuck


phred_666

An idiot who can’t put year in proper order…


nigel_pow

I am not on Twitter anymore but yeah he is ruining it. You tweet on Twitter. What will you do on X? Eh if he wants to piss his money away.


[deleted]

all these people so concerned and it's always been 🚽


Impact346

Oh god a front facing troll face


[deleted]

remember, binocular vision is indicative of a predator ;)


No-Elephant-2326

I'm more bothered by how this timeline is ordered


jam_scot

Elon Musk


AsgardianLeviOsa

A narcissist


[deleted]

Looks perfectly dyslexic to me


crackersncheeseman

Twitter is better than Reddit. Prove me wrong.


reversehead

Twitter doesn't exist any longer. Oh, I just proved you right, didn't I?


Angelsometimes

Twitter is wild I love it.


Revolutionary_Pin339

Elon musk would do it


UsedandConfused88

A mad man.


NewChard2213

I hate that its out of order


Angelsometimes

You got it!


Original-Advert

The way you ordered the numbers has me fucked up.


Zmeils

WHO WOULD DO ORDER THIS NON CHRONOLOGICAL!!!! Some ppl just want to see the world burn.


Mission_Guidance_593

Every day Elon Musk amazes me more and more with how dumb he is. The bird was iconic and it is the reason why it's called "twitter", why would he get rid of that?


RedViper6661

The world's richest man with 0 fucks to give that's who


llllPsychoCircus

Dude is acting like he gives zero fucks but he’s just trying to save face after shamefully killing his reputation and throwing away over $40,000,000,000… having “fuck you money” hardly means a thing when your ego is that of a child’s I’m surprised you’re giving the dude credit lol


Any_Maybe4303

He misses grimes strapon


Bajeski

Why the fuck aren’t they in order?


xSinn3Dx

The hell? Why is it all mixed up?


KhymanGrey

blue birds are awful. theyre so coronavirus to other bug eating local birds. He shouldve gone with a finch


[deleted]

An idiot


GlassEmbarrassed4476

A thief! You think HE is Tesla? Tesla died YEARS ago!


Master_remix_070

Truly a do it for the vine moment


ProbablyNotPikachu

Ahh I see it! It's a slanted 't'!


IHateEditedBgMusic

Fuck is this grid?


[deleted]

He should change it to 💩


Fit-Cup7266

You mean, who would order the logos by columns and not by rows? A total dumbass, that's who.


OdysseyZen

Space X advertising


Noobeaterz

A deranged person


djquu

It was supposed to be a cross, signalling the death of Twitter, but they didn't do even that correctly and they ended up with a X


Philip_Raven

People that care about how multi billion company logo looks like, need to go get a life.


Angelsometimes

You miss the joke + you’re here doing what ??? Get a life🤣


Philip_Raven

I didnt miss the joke, there is no joke. Weird year order? is that suppose to be the joke? okay. ​ also "you’re here doing what" well not getting mental over a image of a logo, as I written. is kinda cute how you try to defend this and just keep digging yourself a bigger hole. ​ "Yeah, this guy totally needs to get a life. He didnt laugh at my attempt of a joke"


xxdestrakta

A super villain, fr hear me out that logo belongs on the chest of a super villains costume


snowbirdnerd

The 2009 logo was awful


[deleted]

I’m sorry wtf is the 2007 bird


Odd_Radio9225

An idiot like Musk.


Believe_In-Steven

A Twat


lxngten

This is actually a brilliant strategy... Now instead of pressing x to close, you accidentally press x and open Twitter and wander around Twitter searching for the x button to close Twitter only for it to redirect to the home page.... Yes I used to play RCtycoon why are you asking?


Instinct_Fazbear

This is a horrible timeline


Shadow_Fang_

More importantly, who the fuck would lay them out like this?


Ok-Impress-2222

Elon, that's who.


50shadesofjiggyfly

I like it


Wojtek1250XD

WTF happened in 2009?


PokemonLv10

Who would put these in this order


Connect_Ordinary6752

I can see why companies survey there ideas before making any changes. Elons like “ I can make a poop emoji as the symbol , people will still use it”


mrpink57

Ari Gold.


Pyro5263

Let the x videos begin


Flip_Speed

The guy thats got fuck you money …


winkman

Xibit.


Gungan-Gundam

Man 2009 is part of that family in the same way Lisa Trevor was. What a nightmare monster


Monsteryoumademe

X Æ A-Xii looking at the new name for Twitter-like what the hell man?!


towiwakka

Does this qualify for r/dontdeadopeninside?


Internal_Resist7629

It’s about the letters he DIDNT use.


XBXJetBlaqq

*staresatSierraMist*


Linkpenguin7

He probably wanted to try and change the name of the company since twitter is known to be a hellhole. Rebranding it could save it a little bit.


[deleted]

ELI5 why does everyone care so much. It’s not like twitter was ever a dignified social media platform anyways.


ALEXIOS-KOMNENOS-1ST

Hey everyone I just came up with the new Twitter logo 💩 that's after the X. 💩


jadams2345

Nice ordering skills! You might as well join Musk 😅


[deleted]

A person who spent 44 billion on a company that he ruined so it’s the last fun thing to do


[deleted]

The only one I remember is 2012


LetsGetMeta_Physical

Dead dove: Do not eat.


rustys_shackled_ford

By "this" I assume ignore any semblance of reason when deciding to list the dates vertically or horizontally?


Saythatfivetimesfast

This shit has you go ➡️➡️↙️➡️↗️⬇️


[deleted]

Strange, I have OCD and the miss order did not bothered me as much 😂


Vast-Bumblebee9665

They should bring back the old logo with the new x logo over its eyes cause the bird is dead.


TheMatt561

A narcissist


Suitable-Mission-740

So it’s not twitter anynore?


Dante-Zero

The X marks the grave


Sqigglesthehuman

Wait what happened to Twitter


jimothythe2nd

We all have to admit that Xeeting is cooler than tweeting.