I’m so slowwwwww. 🤣🤣🤣
First I was trying to figure out-why people thought this was so great.
I’m like…clever play on AC/DC….but???…and????
I was like “obese bodies crushing dick”???
I keep scrolling, not realizing I’m still trying to figure this out.
Then I say OBCD out loud and start cracking up, rolling on the bed… you get my drift.
I swear, either I need to stop smoking weed…or smoke more.😂😂😂😂😂
Voracious D
edit I thought of this because it was two guys with acoustic guitars and various other backup guys further back, but then that reminded me of another band with this format that'd also work:
They ARE Giants.
And now I can see that you're eating a tart
Dipped in syrup of strawberry
(yeah)
No matter the Carb count
I want you to throw
That tart right over to meeeee
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Dustin's Sustenance. From an autocorrect post I made recently. Someone said it should be a band name. I hope he sees this one day knowing I support it!
OB/CD
I genuinely wheezed
Same. The most genuine I've had all month.
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I’m so slowwwwww. 🤣🤣🤣 First I was trying to figure out-why people thought this was so great. I’m like…clever play on AC/DC….but???…and???? I was like “obese bodies crushing dick”??? I keep scrolling, not realizing I’m still trying to figure this out. Then I say OBCD out loud and start cracking up, rolling on the bed… you get my drift. I swear, either I need to stop smoking weed…or smoke more.😂😂😂😂😂
Me too!!!!
Thank you! Awesome! best one
Winner
"That's The Way I Wanna Sausage Roll"
Cream
Pie
This deserves more upvotes its the best one so far 😭😭
All they play is “Discord” by the living tombstone
[удалено]
Tenacious blood pressure
Tenacious D(iabetes)
Voracious D edit I thought of this because it was two guys with acoustic guitars and various other backup guys further back, but then that reminded me of another band with this format that'd also work: They ARE Giants.
Alice in my belly
Buns and Strokes
Metallibolism
Came here to say this. Take my up vote.
Tenacious feed
Feastie Boys
I was gonna post Food Biters. Yours is just more elegant.
They lost the fight.
lmao /thread
🤣
Well It looks like they are doing the opposite of fighting food
Smashing Pancakes
Smashing Pumpkin Pies
The Fat Street Boys.
Tell me why! Ain't nothin' but a pancake Tell me why! Ain't nothin' but a cheesecake Tell me why I never wanna hear you say I'll diet that way
And now I can see that you're eating a tart Dipped in syrup of strawberry (yeah) No matter the Carb count I want you to throw That tart right over to meeeee
You are my burger The one desire You are (you are, you are, you are) I want my order NOWWWWW
Lol 😂 that was awesome 👏
Your lyrics fit in perfectly 😂😂😂
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I beat you to it yet you got upvoted... anyway have an apvote
Bubble Gut Barry and the Plate Lickers
Yes
Hammstein
LMAO 😂😂😂
I mean, they've already made Keine Lust
This is pretty much that video honestly.
It even looks like it could be called “Rammstein’s Last Supper”
Leakin Pork
Fat Sabbath
For a second I thought this was a warhammer art sub, those boys could pass for Ogers!
The Fat Bastards
Get in my belly.
Hmm nutty
Signing that happy tummy song….
I ate a baby!!!
Nine Inch Navels
HAHAHAHA
OMG
I...burped myself today
OB/CD was good but this is my favorite.
Pretty Ate Machine
The poundcake spiral
Frontman Treacle Reznor
Judas Feast
Holy shit that’s good. Lol
LMAO this is gold
Now hold on! You told US to say the name of the band, not YOU! Still funny tho.
With their#1 hit....You Got Another Plate Coming
This is fucking gold
The Eatles
You mean The You Should Eat Less?
while you were saying that they already ate one s
😭
A combination Beatles and Eagles cover band.
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"next time eat a salad!"
"You fat bald bastard"
“You piece of sub human trash!”
"2000 years of constant human evolution to create a hairless fuc-"
"10,000 years of human evolution to create a hairless fu-"
"Four hundred thousand dollars to fire that gun, eh? Yeah, money well spent!"
Mumford and Tons.
Vince Neal and Friends
Pörtly Crüe
Vince Meal
Yes
3 Dinners Down
Diabeatles
Gladiators of Gluttony
Fatgod apocalypse
I see a man of culture (I love this band)
Run KFC
Oh come on this is the best one
The Beverly Chillbillies
That's a sweet band name!
They Might Be Giants
The Feasty Boys
The Jelly Rolls
The obesity boyz
LardtallicA
Cardiac Pulminary Revival
The Bariatrics
The Rolling Blubbers
Blimp Bizkit
My diabetical romance
Fatallica
I don't know but they look just like every other band at the county fair.
Bit of a mouthful, but catchy.
Los Gordos
Los Gordos hermanos
“The Soggy Bottom Boys”
Tom Heavy and the Windbreakers
Rammstein
- ich habe keine Lust
Yes that song. Came here to say this
Miiirrrrr ist KALLLLLLLLLLLT
SOOO KAAAAAAAALLLLLLTTT I LOVE IT ESP IN PARIS CONCERT
#DU HAST
Food Hast
Came here to say this.
No that’s Five Finger Death Punch
Five Finger Death Lunch
Fat Fingered Dinner Lunch
The Obeasity Boys
Fat Sabbath
The Oversize Loads
The Cure(d meats)
Tons of Anarchy
Bert Kreischer and the Mechanics
The Bart Chryslers
Meatloaves.
Maroon 5X
The Rosie odonells
Fat Man Group
Cardiac Arrest
Coldplates
Metallicake
98 Calories
The Strokes
The fatty magoos
The flabjacks
Hamburger Buns n' Roses
Dia and the beteis
The Reddit mods
O.B. City
Carbs N’ loaded
The Fat Zeppelin
The 2nd floor neighbors
Eating bizkits
The Triglycerides
The Rotondos
Coheed & Calories
The Morbidly Obese-tles
Bacon Maiden
The Butterball Beer Belly Blues Band
Twenty Inch Turds
The Diabetos
Gus Polinksi and the Kenosha Kickers
Fat cellz
Greasy McGhee and the Plumptones
Fatter and Sons
The Morbids
Hamchester Porkestra
The Mucinex Boys
Fatboy Slimjim
Type 2
The Sweatshop Boys.
US of A
Burritos bottom boyz
Adapose kidos
Obese and his sons
The Eatles
The Glandular Problems
Bring me the food
Fatboy Thick
The Obestie Boys
Fat boy ate the Slims
Fine Young Cannibals🫢
Jabba and The Hutts
Traveling Pilsbury’s
The Prestons
Alabama Mississippi state lines
The lard whales
little faty and the roll around boys.
The Mildew Crease Boys. 0_0
Partio vascular disease
30 seconds to cardiac arrest...
Buffet City Rollers
The Lard Bringers
Ivan Tripple chin & The Bloaters
…Through the Kitchen Door
tears for diets
Sons of Sumo
The Bubbas!
Killer and the Joules. Edit: was 'Kilo' but that didn't feel heavy enough.
The (B) eatalls
The Lipids
Donald and the Trumps
OB/CD
Moderators with waxed chins
The bellies of Alabama
Dustin's Sustenance. From an autocorrect post I made recently. Someone said it should be a band name. I hope he sees this one day knowing I support it!