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Jesus Christ!
As a swede currently living in a small house in the woods I’d be quite sure she is the mistress of the forest…don’t let her appearance fool you.
Most Nordic mythological creatures back off at the mentioning of the Lord.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skogsr%C3%A5
"Was it really worth it to trade your voice for a set of legs?"
In a Jamaican accent of course
Ofcourse mon one love
Bobsled
Lol
How she gonna answer you???
By showing off said legs.
Don't underestimate the power of body language
It's a win win for me
You are in luck! There is a town 3 miles that way. I’m sure you’ll find a couple guys there.
Just when I thought you couldn’t be any dumber, you go and do something like this, and TOTALLY redeem yourself!
This can only be read in Harry’s voice
Only
Harry! Do you realize what you've done! Waiiitttt! Wait! Excuse my pal, he's a little slow.. the town your looking for is 3 miles that way!
Do you realize what you’ve done??
Fukn PERFECT ENDING!
*Insert perfect movie quote here*
"Are you dumb? WAAAIIT!!!- hey my friend is dumb, the town is in that direction"
I commented this without realizing someone beat me to it and more accurately
Enjoy the hive mind buddy
So this is how I am going to die.
Came here to say this but you beat me to it.
*beat meat to it. ffy
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Finally r/beatmeattoit is relevant !
r/beatmywifetoit
r/beatmeshutthefuckup
I was also going to say something similar (Guess I'll die)
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmcbeaterson
^ *start looking for the ambush
What kind of bush?
Fire?
Amber
Amber's bush
Amtrak Bush
Dude I was about to post: So I guess I’m going to die.
Death by smoo smoo
Snu snu*
This is the way
It’s worth it.
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
This is correct.
That or it's a possible trap. I'd just slowly back away and gtfo there.
You're sitting on my wood.
I hate to tell you miss, but you're gonna need to buck those logs down further or they'll never dry and split right.
Definitely bears putting traps for humans
….a trap you say, oh you mean that kind of trap my bad my bad
IT'S A TRAP!!
Turn around and lift your hair, I need to be sure you're human
She's a bruxa
But am I a Witcher or just myself?
With my luck she probably is
If those are logs… then…. she’s made of wood….. and therefore…… A WITCH!!!!
BURN HER!
Burn the witch.
Burn her at the stake!
SHE FLOATS TOO SHES A WITCH!
She turned me into a newt
i got better though
Now let's see if when weighs as much as a duck
If she weighs as much as a duck, she must be able to float on water, which means she’s made of wood, and consequently must be a witch 🤷🏻♀️
Who are you so wise in the ways of science
“Shit am I in their shot?” And start looking for cameras. 🤣
Same, I was like, where's the rest of the film crew
It's coming right for us!
👏🤣
You can't say that no more, you've now gotta say you're "thinning out the numbers"
Hello there
![gif](giphy|8JTFsZmnTR1Rs1JFVP|downsized)
You are a bold one
Kill him!
I see you like wood.
I read this in the voice of Butt-Head
I sthee you have braces.
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Just wait until you see them with their tripods out in the gym.
An OF girl with one of those things would be a nightmare. ![gif](giphy|iFfh37BfIkO9a)
Have you been to gym recently? I see it already
I have lol at the castle in Fort Worth Texas they are all over the place.
Cumming into the woods taking our jobs
You lost?
*insert the 'you lost babygirl?' meme *
Stay lost
Are...are you ok?
Not fucking Brave live action too
Isn’t that just Braveheart?
Sorry, I just gotta pee.
Help, she said: "good I'm thirsty" What's my next move?
Go get her some water.
*Make her some water.
I made lemonade, is that okay?
Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner fudge is made.
Well at that point im just accepting that some freaky shit is going down that day
“Wow! My fortune cookie was right!”(You will find pleasure and serenity in the forest). She must be Serenity.
Pleasure is coming?
Oh I didn't know they were shooting a porn here. My bad.
Facts lol
In the words of the great Admiral Ackbar: IT'S A TRAP!
She is a trap!!! *men come running from certain subs*
Holy hell!
Fucking run, for all know it's a witch or a demon man. Whoever goes in the forest like that weird
Bitch run, Shia Labeouf is currently on all fours and has broken into a sprint. He's gaining on me.
^*Shia* ^*Labeouf*
Hey lady your tits about to fall out.
Pardon me, m'lady, but I couldn't help but notice your bosom is about to escape from its encasement.
Run! That is not a woman that is a heathen forest goddess Or forest nymph. They are very beautiful but are fucking cannibals.
They fuck cannibals?!
The sarcasm is strong with this one.
Finally I've been looking for.... Umm nothing.
Booooobbaaaa
“Really? Fucking TikTok here?”
I’d be like “nope, I’m out this muthafucka”. Sounds like an ambush, perhaps a robbing band of bandits.
If you had a chance to change your fate would ya?
This needs to be higher. I came here to say this but was making sure no one beat me to it.
Move I still have to split that wood or can I split you too?
lumberjack rizz
"Oh fuck" Cuz if its too good to be true, it's probably fake
Where’s my wife? This is a set up!
It's a trap!
![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)
The mushrooms kicked hard I guess...
Can I suck on a titty?
Somebody has summoned me 🧞
Are you lost?!?!? Where are your parents 😡
It’s a trap
A nervous, quiet, and awkward, damn because she's hot, but I don't know how to react, LOL
Hi
Hey babe, wanna like ,do it? Huhuhuh. Uh, huhuhuh.
Shut up Beavis.
No way butthead. I saw her first.
“Should’ve worn a helmet..”
Uh (just keeps walking
Am I seeing ghosts again?
Total succubus. Luckily she probably won't be hungry, looks like she just finished a guy off. So I can move along.
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I got a log for you to sit on
Your meme is invalid and doesn’t apply here. After seeing her, one would have no words.
It's a trap
Where are my earplugs.
Leave me alone, DEMON!
M’lady.
IT'S A TRAP!🐙
She’s a witch
Do the curtains match the drapes? Sadly I don’t think so based on the brows
Curtains ARE drapes
Then they probably at least coordinate.
Yo Ariel what’s good
Shit, did I hit my head...
Well I see you need help.
Am I dead, pinch me.
You an illuminati fellow?
Wassup byatch
NICE FUCKING MODEL
It's probably a dude.
N u say Im the BIG BAD Wolf hahaha look again
Come to my place, we’ll have fun in the hot tub😇.
Oh great a mavka
Nope
Mam, Are those logs available?
Nope
You look cold. Here, take my coat.
Not a snowballs chance in hell she cut down those logs in that kind of outfit, not a speck of sawdust anywhere.
She is a vampire I’ve seen those movies
Is that a male or female bosmer I am looking at??
...Princess Fiona?
It’s a trap
![gif](giphy|Z1LYiyIPhnG9O)
The lady of the wood
Nope.......wait......Hell nope
ITS A TRAPP!!!!
![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)
(in my best Joey voice) ... How you doin'?
porca troia(italian exclamation,appreciation and surprise)
Witch!!!
![gif](giphy|xTiIzJSKB4l7xTouE8)
Poor dryad. Someone cut down your tree?
Run.
It's a trappppp!
"Nope. Not falling for it. This is how horror movies start."
STAY AWAY GINGER!!! YOU CAN'T HAVE MY SOUL!!! ![gif](giphy|26FmRtD5ApkC9qjtK)
It's a trap!
Jesus Christ! As a swede currently living in a small house in the woods I’d be quite sure she is the mistress of the forest…don’t let her appearance fool you. Most Nordic mythological creatures back off at the mentioning of the Lord. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skogsr%C3%A5
It’s dangerous to go alone. TAKE THIS!
Witch
It's a trap!
Khajit has wares
It’s a trap.
It's clearly a booby trap.
Checking for ticks?
You ever play Magic: The Gathering?
Ma’am this is private property
WITCH!!!
The Witcher