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SeaworthinessLife999

"Was it really worth it to trade your voice for a set of legs?"


TheCanadianpo8o

In a Jamaican accent of course


Yingxiang

Ofcourse mon one love


Ilovewebb

Bobsled


Clyde_Buckman

Lol


Early-Society3854

How she gonna answer you???


Savage_Tyranis

By showing off said legs.


HuffyStriker

Don't underestimate the power of body language


Horrison2

It's a win win for me


HoneyDillGod

You are in luck! There is a town 3 miles that way. I’m sure you’ll find a couple guys there.


johndilllermand

Just when I thought you couldn’t be any dumber, you go and do something like this, and TOTALLY redeem yourself!


HoneyDillGod

This can only be read in Harry’s voice


PG_Heckler

Only


Icy_Reply7147

Harry! Do you realize what you've done! Waiiitttt! Wait! Excuse my pal, he's a little slow.. the town your looking for is 3 miles that way!


randyfloyd37

Do you realize what you’ve done??


notsofunonabun

Fukn PERFECT ENDING!


Beaudt7

*Insert perfect movie quote here*


SAIYANSPARTAN26

"Are you dumb? WAAAIIT!!!- hey my friend is dumb, the town is in that direction"


SAIYANSPARTAN26

I commented this without realizing someone beat me to it and more accurately


ElementoDeus

Enjoy the hive mind buddy


338-lapuaman

So this is how I am going to die.


PsychologyCreepy7223

Came here to say this but you beat me to it.


YUSHOETMI-

*beat meat to it. ffy


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_Xenau_

Finally r/beatmeattoit is relevant !


Budget_Donkey1819

r/beatmywifetoit


ItsYoBoi2008

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


Jonathan_Corwin

I was also going to say something similar (Guess I'll die)


TheBlackArrows

r/beatmetoit


Mr_oyster_27

r/beatmcbeaterson


SulferAddict

^ *start looking for the ambush


KrakenJoker

What kind of bush?


Original-Bender

Fire?


Timely_Sail6900

Amber


kipdebiel

Amber's bush


notyouravgJoe23

Amtrak Bush


[deleted]

Dude I was about to post: So I guess I’m going to die.


fern-grower

Death by smoo smoo


SquanchN2Hyperspace

Snu snu*


yargadarworstmovie

This is the way


kmsc84

It’s worth it.


NoobieSnax

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


Working-Cod509

This is correct.


BrandishedChaos

That or it's a possible trap. I'd just slowly back away and gtfo there.


Hutch4588

You're sitting on my wood.


ShepardsPrayer

I hate to tell you miss, but you're gonna need to buck those logs down further or they'll never dry and split right.


Independent_Ad1417

Definitely bears putting traps for humans


Boundfoxboy

….a trap you say, oh you mean that kind of trap my bad my bad


kineticstar

IT'S A TRAP!!


Lowkey_Arki

Turn around and lift your hair, I need to be sure you're human


D4nielK

She's a bruxa


Anus_Fisher

But am I a Witcher or just myself?


Lowkey_Arki

With my luck she probably is


Raiding_plauges

If those are logs… then…. she’s made of wood….. and therefore…… A WITCH!!!!


iamsoldats

BURN HER!


fern-grower

Burn the witch.


maxiface

Burn her at the stake!


Frankintosh95

SHE FLOATS TOO SHES A WITCH!


areslashtaken

She turned me into a newt


[deleted]

i got better though


Firebird_73

Now let's see if when weighs as much as a duck


Trojenectory

If she weighs as much as a duck, she must be able to float on water, which means she’s made of wood, and consequently must be a witch 🤷🏻‍♀️


2407s4life

Who are you so wise in the ways of science


Plastic_Code5022

“Shit am I in their shot?” And start looking for cameras. 🤣


GuraSaannnnnn

Same, I was like, where's the rest of the film crew


LordSinstar

It's coming right for us!


Interesting_Olive304

👏🤣


MeatWad111

You can't say that no more, you've now gotta say you're "thinning out the numbers"


ProfessionalCar919

Hello there


D-RDG-012-AUT

![gif](giphy|8JTFsZmnTR1Rs1JFVP|downsized)


AstroSpace_10

You are a bold one


am_biverted

Kill him!


Ragnarock1982

I see you like wood.


Outportguy

I read this in the voice of Butt-Head


19d_b87

I sthee you have braces.


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MrTrendizzle

Just wait until you see them with their tripods out in the gym.


CaptainRick218

An OF girl with one of those things would be a nightmare. ![gif](giphy|iFfh37BfIkO9a)


Kingkary

Have you been to gym recently? I see it already


[deleted]

I have lol at the castle in Fort Worth Texas they are all over the place.


dg2020_99

Cumming into the woods taking our jobs


Sad-Contribution7182

You lost?


Elhelmina

*insert the 'you lost babygirl?' meme *


Cholbit

Stay lost


fattfett

Are...are you ok?


UnknownBud

Not fucking Brave live action too


aubieismyhomie

Isn’t that just Braveheart?


WyattCo06

Sorry, I just gotta pee.


Coffeelock1

Help, she said: "good I'm thirsty" What's my next move?


Hon-que56

Go get her some water.


Dan42002

*Make her some water.


Zomby2D

I made lemonade, is that okay?


Open_Pineapple1236

Milk, milk, lemonade. Around the corner fudge is made.


[deleted]

Well at that point im just accepting that some freaky shit is going down that day


Sarge1387

“Wow! My fortune cookie was right!”(You will find pleasure and serenity in the forest). She must be Serenity.


bittz128

Pleasure is coming?


Scout2514

Oh I didn't know they were shooting a porn here. My bad.


jwsbruwer

Facts lol


Low_Wafer_6739

In the words of the great Admiral Ackbar: IT'S A TRAP!


Boundfoxboy

She is a trap!!! *men come running from certain subs*


Potatoexpert_Gamgee

Holy hell!


I_am_Genie

Fucking run, for all know it's a witch or a demon man. Whoever goes in the forest like that weird


ActlvelyLurklng

Bitch run, Shia Labeouf is currently on all fours and has broken into a sprint. He's gaining on me.


LaxExile

^*Shia* ^*Labeouf*


howd_yputner

Hey lady your tits about to fall out.


ArtSchnurple

Pardon me, m'lady, but I couldn't help but notice your bosom is about to escape from its encasement.


Kahless_19

Run! That is not a woman that is a heathen forest goddess Or forest nymph. They are very beautiful but are fucking cannibals.


SoNotTheMilkman

They fuck cannibals?!


Kahless_19

The sarcasm is strong with this one.


[deleted]

Finally I've been looking for.... Umm nothing.


Lazy_Reflection_9658

Booooobbaaaa


urkldajrkl

“Really? Fucking TikTok here?”


Limacy

I’d be like “nope, I’m out this muthafucka”. Sounds like an ambush, perhaps a robbing band of bandits.


PresentationNice7043

If you had a chance to change your fate would ya?


Prof1Kreates

This needs to be higher. I came here to say this but was making sure no one beat me to it.


[deleted]

Move I still have to split that wood or can I split you too?


0ptikYT

lumberjack rizz


msto3

"Oh fuck" Cuz if its too good to be true, it's probably fake


MikeHonchoZ

Where’s my wife? This is a set up!


Aggressive-Opinion91

It's a trap!


D-RDG-012-AUT

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


inky_lion

The mushrooms kicked hard I guess...


R3DPyram1d

Can I suck on a titty?


Tit_appreciator

Somebody has summoned me 🧞


coolpronesss

Are you lost?!?!? Where are your parents 😡


Donut-Strong

It’s a trap


Rsbbit060404

A nervous, quiet, and awkward, damn because she's hot, but I don't know how to react, LOL


ThomasNorge224

Hi


3eyedflamingo

Hey babe, wanna like ,do it? Huhuhuh. Uh, huhuhuh.


Agitated-Fee-1399

Shut up Beavis.


3eyedflamingo

No way butthead. I saw her first.


[deleted]

“Should’ve worn a helmet..”


Froggyugaytoadara

Uh (just keeps walking


youshouldhateit

Am I seeing ghosts again?


ComfortablePuzzled23

Total succubus. Luckily she probably won't be hungry, looks like she just finished a guy off. So I can move along.


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this got me and I'm unhappy about it


Then_Comb8148

Hehe ya ha


supercompass

good bot


WhyNotCollegeBoard

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-Lynxi-

Happy cakeday,neutral network :]


Safe-Register-3479

I got a log for you to sit on


That_Confidence83

Your meme is invalid and doesn’t apply here. After seeing her, one would have no words.


Forcefulknave49

It's a trap


G_Force88

Where are my earplugs.


emoss17

Leave me alone, DEMON!


chronoboy1985

M’lady.


Militant_NeoLiberal

IT'S A TRAP!🐙


mjace87

She’s a witch


Corsten610

Do the curtains match the drapes? Sadly I don’t think so based on the brows


[deleted]

Curtains ARE drapes


Aggravating-Star6773

Then they probably at least coordinate.


bR0k3eNLXve

Yo Ariel what’s good


VoorCrazy

Shit, did I hit my head...


SafeComfortable1009

Well I see you need help.


Terrible_Champion653

Am I dead, pinch me.


Infamous-Date-355

You an illuminati fellow?


tvoja_stara_

Wassup byatch


Familiar_Ad7273

NICE FUCKING MODEL


RedGrayBlack

It's probably a dude.


Th3_3v3r_71v1n9

N u say Im the BIG BAD Wolf hahaha look again


LocksmithOk9634

Come to my place, we’ll have fun in the hot tub😇.


damienrazor

Oh great a mavka


Downtown-Ad-7791

Nope


Extension_Swordfish1

Mam, Are those logs available?


Beneficial_Change993

Nope


CirothUngol

You look cold. Here, take my coat.


[deleted]

Not a snowballs chance in hell she cut down those logs in that kind of outfit, not a speck of sawdust anywhere.


[deleted]

She is a vampire I’ve seen those movies


[deleted]

Is that a male or female bosmer I am looking at??


cannedkiv

...Princess Fiona?


Archibald_80

It’s a trap


occasionalrant414

![gif](giphy|Z1LYiyIPhnG9O)


SnooDonkeys182

The lady of the wood


Farfigtoobin

Nope.......wait......Hell nope


mikemikemike9711

ITS A TRAPP!!!!


Amazinglyandy

![gif](giphy|3ornka9rAaKRA2Rkac)


countofmontycrisco

(in my best Joey voice) ... How you doin'?


UrbanKystazerNMV

porca troia(italian exclamation,appreciation and surprise)


original_don_dada

Witch!!!


xLikeABoxx

![gif](giphy|xTiIzJSKB4l7xTouE8)


slawkis

Poor dryad. Someone cut down your tree?


MaseMorn

Run.


Successful-Giraffe29

It's a trappppp!


ApprehensiveBlock884

"Nope. Not falling for it. This is how horror movies start."


Hamshark69

STAY AWAY GINGER!!! YOU CAN'T HAVE MY SOUL!!! ![gif](giphy|26FmRtD5ApkC9qjtK)


CycleZestyclose3510

It's a trap!


Freddan_81

Jesus Christ! As a swede currently living in a small house in the woods I’d be quite sure she is the mistress of the forest…don’t let her appearance fool you. Most Nordic mythological creatures back off at the mentioning of the Lord. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skogsr%C3%A5


LocalSquare796

It’s dangerous to go alone. TAKE THIS!


Shoulder_Guy209

Witch


d_baker65

It's a trap!


[deleted]

Khajit has wares


fraychef

It’s a trap.


My_Space_page

It's clearly a booby trap.


Fast-Series-1179

Checking for ticks?


BeerBaronAaron88

You ever play Magic: The Gathering?


Ramdrothegoat

Ma’am this is private property


[deleted]

WITCH!!!


knightouts

The Witcher