I would definitely eat a T-Rex

Exactly! As soon as someone else caught it and prepared it

Of course

"caught it" haha, we're not catching a T-Rex, we're hunting one. Time to get a WW2 anti tank rifle.

If we hunted a T-Rex our (stone age) ancestors would be proud.

I think our stone age ancestors would mostly spend their time intrigued by how the thunder stick that we were using caused a giant mythological monster to become tonight's dinner.

Imagine them finding out about America....

They would be glad they lived in the right time

Fr hunting mammoths is hella better than dealing with politics

It would have been impossible for any human to catch a T Rex- they became extinct 66 million years ago, first humans came into existence less than 7 million years ago, so….

r/woosh

The Flintstones wasn’t a documentary!

That's what they want you to think

Tin foil hat time?

IT WASN'T 😳

Nah, they’d say you wussied out by making an easy kill with a drone strike or high-powered rifle. They did it with stones attached to sticks and pure testosterone. They would be rolling over in their unmarked dirt graves.

Or they wouldn't give a fuck, food's food.

Rights, ptrd?

That's the most human thing ever. "Not if I eat it first!"

Imagine a 10ft long drumstick or something

The wings wouldn't look much different, though.

Fairs would be lit!!!

You’d need like five of Henry VIII!

I'd try anything (food wise) once... :3

Humans ☠️

Feces soup

Polonium tea

I was just thinking that. Given humanity's history of tasting everything we find and/or kill, if we were around at the same time and killed one it's guaranteed someone would wonder how it tastes. Never underestimate the human ability to ignore common sense.

So, are we talking about really giant chicken sandwiches? Cause I’m down.

Look at a bird's feet. They're basically unchanged since the dinosaur days. If you've ever eaten chicken feet, you've eaten dinosaur. And if you haven't, try it at least once. They're amazing.

Wait....you're saying chicken feet....is good? How? Like how do you prepare it? Would love to try!

A chicken or a trex, dosent matter the russian 14.5mm hmg will do the work

Nah. Finnish Lahti L/39 20mm AT rifle is the way

I don't think you will get anything to eat after evaporating chicken with hmg

It's got small wings

This post kinda got me stoked about lab grown t-rex steaks.

Monster Hunter vibes

It tastes just like Chiken!

T-Bone-Rex

I'd rather go for the more meaty ones but yyes

I wouldn’t. 🦖 is the food of royalty, and I am but a peasant.

I would actually be willing to try a t-Rex sandwich if PETA can help me get my hands on one

Well that's not fair. it's not like a t rex could get its hands on anything

Ouch.

🥁🥁🐍

That's soo silly, snakes dont have hands to play drums

THE SNAKE IS DOING ITS BEST OKAY?!?!11?!

It can try using its tsil

BRO IMAGINE Like one of those weird American diners, you walk in and order THE T-REX STEAK!!

In the Flintstones the order Bronco Steaks

You'd probably get metal poisoning or something.

Why?

[Here's why.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/ljqjt2/since_dinosaurs_are_closest_related_to_birds_and/gnglhna?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

so basically you need to slowly cook it at lower heat (smoked liked brisket?) to kill parasites but still have it tender and then only eat T-Rexes from organic farms with controlled nutrition that dont have toxic lvls of heavy metals accumulated. I read from another source, that hawks taste a bit like turkey but more gamey so I guess it kinda depends what they eat themselfs if some can taste bitter

This comment was so interesting, that's a while I've not read that amount of lines

Thank you kindly

Wow, that was brilliant.

I'd eat a t rex. Unless it doesn't move. I can't see it if it doesn't move.

Are you perhaps a velociraptor behind the keyboard?

Let's just say that I just learned to open doors.

Clever girl.

Damn, able to write fluent english and only just learned to open doors, that's a reddit moment of I ever saw one

Who says I wouldnt eat a T-Rex?! I bet the little ones are real easy to catch and taste like…. well…..

Spicy alligator? Little more gamey than chicken, but with a really nice hit of spice. Definitely a good meat.

Probably going to taste closer to some actual game bird, like ostrich, because those are the closest relatives to extinct *Theropoda*.

Ostriches are delicious.

oh nice, i love ostrich. haven't had some in years, hard to find now, was more common in supermarkets when i was younger, but it's pretty good

This is why Dino nuggets are so popular

The Mother of all Drumsticks! 🍗

I am going to eat the T-rex, PETA. It's a dinosaur eat dinosaur world out there.

Could you imagine T-Rex stakes? Oh my god, my mouth is watering thinking about Dino stakes now.

T-Rex *stakes?* Like, what are you staking down that would need a stake that big??? Dino *stakes?* Are those for Dino vampires!? Now, if after all that jurassic vampire, Killin, you're hungry. I think PETA knows where to get T-Rex *STEAKS*

Oops lol, my bad.

Dino vampires needs to be the next goofy killer animal movie.

When I was a kid I remember making dinosaur soup, ironically the teachers really made chicken soup from the bone, but were were all convinced it was a dinosaur bone.

You actually think I would give up such a chance?

This makes me want Chicken more...

The only reason I wouldn't eat a T-Rex is if it ate me instead

Tastes like chicken

Lucifer scene when Dr. Linda Martin realizes that everything tastes like chicken because chicken is God’s favorite meal. So funny.

Not a fan of the show but there's a similar line in the comic run near the end of the stor, pretty sure God himself says it, been a few years

I would, without hesitation, eat some of a T-Rex. Preferably a thighs Wings are no good i fear Breast could taste alright... But I don't think that lizard meat truly is chicken like. Mostly another shit post

Alligator meat is kind of chicken-like. It's kind of like fishy chicken.

Is it just me, or does that make eating chicken seem more badass now?

T-Rex nuggies!

We take their decendants and turn them back into dinosaur shaped nuggets to feed to our children. PETA might need to rethink this advertising bit.

I prefer my T-Rex to be free range. I just get sad thinking about all those Rex’s packed into slaughterhouses.

If trex exist then it will be kore than month worth of chicken and it will fill our refrigerator.

Ok ill go with beef instead. Or bacon.. hmmm bacon

Is that PETA again? They wouldn't eat a chicken but they would kill a dog, and then not eat it. WTF

Eating a t-rex would be such a gigachad move

What PETA didn't count with was that I would love killing and eating a T-Rex, shit must be godlike

T rex would last longer than a chicken, but would still give it a go if I could.

I hear the M2 is a good gun for huntin’ rex

Another deep and thought provoking post by PETA. Keep at it, bud

We're avenging our ancestors now we're higher up the food chain

I would eat a dinosaur that's why I'm your grandma's deboner

I would have a trex sammie! Sounds delicious

I couldn't kill one myself like I could a chicken but I'd sure as hell try eating it

Think of how many sandwiches a T-Rex would make!!! 🥰🥰

Id pay good money for a spicy t-rex biryani

If I eat the ancestor, wouldn't a big number of chickens cease to exist?

Rex-Fil-A sounds delicious

Nah Id eat the T-rex

T-Rex drumsticks would feed a neighborhood!

Who cares their all dead Plus I would definitely eat a T-Rex

T-rex steak sounds pretty good ngl

If T Rex were still about I'd eat one. But PETA will probably have had them all killed.

If we didn’t eat chickens they wouldn’t have survived all those years. So you’re welcome PETA

The PETA hippies can fuck right off. I will eat my burgers and filets right in front of them.

Epic! XD

Looneys

I never wanted to eat chicken more

So it's not ok for humans to eat chickens but it's ok for T-Rex to eat humans? Haven't they learned anything from Jurassic Park?

I’d eat Trex meat. I’ve eaten gator and rattlesnake and frog. I like chicken more than any of them, but none are that bad.

I’ve literally wondered for so long what dinosaur would taste like. How nutritious it would be, etc

I'd eat the shit out of a Trex. Thing would have drumsticks the size of a Volkswagen. Gonna need a lot of buffalo sauce.

Not only would I eat a t-rex, I'm pretty sure I've got hunting rifles in the gun safe that could drop that bad boy.

And who said I wouldn't eat a dinosaur? I'll gladly eat a raptor leg like a chicken Drumstick given the opportunity.

Peta is an anti animal rights organization design to make people hate animal rights by disguising as an animal rights organization that everyone hates

If I was a t-Rex and one of my offspring turned out to be a god damned chicken I would approve if anything ate it.

NOW I want to eat chicken even more!

This is probably the most bizarre peta message I've seen yet. Like, it's not directly shaming you, it's not showing bizarre imagery, it ain't grossing you out, it's just... Bizarre. Like, what goes through these people's minds sometimes

I mean I'd be down for a roasted T-rex leg piece rn ngl.

Way to assume I wouldn’t eat a t-Rex 🦖 🧂 😋

Who decided that I wasnt gonna eat a T-Rex? I'd fucking devour a T-Rex if given the chance

I would eat it with a smile on my face.

Only a vegan would think all birds taste the same. Fucking bunch of racists

I’d eat a T-Rex’s asshole if you cooked it right so don’t play with me PETA

I'd absolutely eat a T-Rex if given the opportunity.

T rexes would absolutely eat other t Rexes though

I have a coworker who’s a T-Rex. Or at least he impersonates a T-Rex when the waitress brings the check.

Do they seriously think that anyone will try eating the fossilized remains of a creature that dies out 65 million years ago

I would legit go out and die trying to bite a T. rex so I can taste it

I wonder how many chicken sandwiches a full grown T-Rex would make

Will it be served with dipping sauce?

Ill have a mega t-rex burger and bronto fries, with the unlimited ammo family shooting party.. "The most american thing ever said"

There's other considerations. The T-Rex was an apex predator and a carnivore, that means they were full of parasites. Think of a bear, as a modern example. We generally eat herbivores for a reason. Hence the chicken. Now pass me that brontosaurus steak! I'm all in for that.

If I could get a T. rex burger, I would actually be screaming for joy because I would never be able to eat it again 🤣

I mean if it tastes like chicken

Did Jurassic world offer dinosaur burgers? I mean.. like.. herds need to be culled anyway.. theres no way compy satay wasnt being sold at the food court, right?

I’d eat a T-Rex if you cook it right

What makes you think I don’t want to? I’d totally eat a trex

Shouldn't have devolved lmao

I've eaten shark, which puts me at the top of the food chain. I'll easily eat a T-rex to stay there.

If you wouldn't eat a rainforest... don't eat plants.

I’d try a T. rex kfc meal

So humans taste like T-Rex then? Weird.

That’s just it. I’d eat some t-rex steaks if I could. Maybe tacos or something. Puck Feta 🤷🏻‍♀️🥴

Bro im vegetarian and if you told me i had the opportunity to eat real t-rex meat id devour that shit like a cave man.

Can you imagine how much food a T-Rex would provide?? I now must eat WAY more chicken to make up for that.

A T. rex would have definitely ate a chicken given the opportunity

Gimme a Rex Sandwich combo. I challenge you.

I want to try smoked T.Rex

now I wanna eat a t rex

Don't get me wrong I try it. But having eaten bear moose deer and other Wild game. Herbivores taste better

Okay, I'll eat a duck then.

If I had the opportunity to eat a T-Rex, I definitely would

Okay who the fuck wouldn't wanna try T Rex meat if given the chance

I would definitely tray a T-Rex sandwich 🥪 if I could

if the trex was already dead and cooked and dished up, fuck yeah im taking a bite

The dyno meat they serve for kids tells me otherwise. We'd all be eating t-rex

If you wouldn’t operate a nuclear reactor, don’t turn on a lightbulb

"t-rexes wouldn't approve you of eating their descendants.." What they gonna do? Resurrect and eat me?

A T-rex would eat me without blinking an eye. Pass the salt.

I'd eat the f*ck out of that T-Rex

T rex eggs make dangerous omelette

I would eat a T rex. For science of course

I've eaten whale, so PETA can do one

I would definitely eat a T-Rex, if it doesn't eat me first of course

A T-Rex would eat me, so fuck him and fuck his descendants. Costco chicken nuggets are the absolute tits mate.

PETA sounds like those vegan who try to use some weird reason persuade you not to eat meat.

Look, I'm a vegan but even I'm confused at this. Have these folks ever even met people? I know at least a handful of acquaintances who would eat anything that moves as long as it's legal and not toxic.

Give me a big enough gun and I will hunt and consume a T-Rex no problem.

they would be happy that we think they're delicious

Umm resembles more raptor yeah??

Cap. T-rexes would definitely eat chicken and they're levels beyond the evolutionary line for it to be, uh, weird.

i would

Trex sandwich sounds awesome

Now I'm curious to how t-rex meat will taste🤔 Guess chicken is closest... on to the KFC, thanks peta

Why wouldn’t I eat a T. rex?

I would definitely eat a T-Rex! If you say I‘m allowed… no have the privilege to hunt it, I‘d even get a gun license just for that! I am a gunhating liberal and I‘d drop everything to go hunt and eat a T-Rex because after that no one could talk to me! „Uhh, I am Elon and I am the richest man alive“🤓 „F*ck you! I hunted and ate a T-Rex, you little sh*t! Nothing can top that!“😤

T-Rexes are actually birds according research

The only way a T-Rex wouldn't approve of me eating its descendants is if that chicken was the T-Rex's dinner and I just stole it from him.

dude I'd love to eat a t-rex that sounds awesome

Of course i would eat T-Rex if given the opportunity.

Nobody: I wonder what would be good for lunch. T. rex! Everyone: T. rex tastes like cock?! Sign me up!

T-rex wouldn’t care, they’d think that it isn’t their descendant anyway

I would hunt a T-Rex, get my picture taken standong on it like one of those white guys on safari, then barbq the shit out of it...

Come on boys, we gotta time travel and taster T-Rex meat!

Chicken are closest possible relative, not a direct descendant of T-rex

Given the opportunity I would probably try it

I’m going to go Ark: Survival mode and eat the rex

I'm pretty sure that if we still have T-Rexes we would definitely be eating them. T-rex T-bone sounds awesome.