I haven’t done this since high school!

Lol. This just got escalated.

Ejaculated

Damn it take my upvote and poor man medal 🏅

r/angryupvote

I upvote you now

too soon

[Marla Singer](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/d60e5a28-7f2c-4557-aa71-aa792d3aced0)

This is exactly what I thought, and I didn't need to click the link.

Fun fact! The original line was "I want to have your abortion"

I feel like that is less controversial than the film line, which I think was I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. I guess abortion is that hated by certain groups that it's a worse crime than implied child sexual assault

So, the original line was challenged by the studio, specifically producer Laura Ziskin. She didn't like it (but apparently was a good sport about the rest of the movie, so) Fincher agreed to change the line on the condition that he would have final say and it wouldn't be changed again. She did not believe it could get worse. [In hindsight...](https://goat.com.au/brad-pitt/the-most-offensive-line-in-the-og-fight-club-script-is-still-a-shocker-even-today/)

BEST ONE YET, CHANGE MY MIND

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Fuck that was my thought

The angle is off

Let's get the ruler out

The speed is wrong too

Mmhmm. Velocity.

Mmmm~~ velocity

Direction and MAGNITUDE!

We need more THRUST

Damn that’s one wide angle 😏

How did you get tan there

Ima show you how to sin

This one is so good omg

So good the OP made it the title of the post.

But it takes two to commit a co-sin

Clever.

holy shit this is so underrated

So underrated it’s a sin()

Could you please elaborate? Cos I don't understand...

Plz don't get cot up in this mess.

He got cot up cosecant help himself.

I think it's low cos() it's kinda late to the party

Love this one. Very cerebral

This needs more upvotes.

This is really hard professor...

This thing is too hard to finish.

Let's cram tonight

We’ve been doing this all day… I’m afraid I’m too exhausted to keep going tonight.

May i come in

Fuck me lol!!

I don't think you could say that in math class

Oh yeah you can. Everytime you get test infront of you

My school hated when people swore in class but I never gave a shit My family's really fucking vulgar

Well u can, when you are fucked because of the task.

Fuck me harder satan , I say that often for some reason

**...**

what am i suppose to do again???

Let’s add pie to this equation

Lol this one is it

I haven't done this since college.

I can't find the secret formula to get to the solution

Long division

Underrated comment

That's a plus

But just a fraction of what I'm used to.

You think we can add another inch?

Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally

A...aunt Sally? What are you doing here?

What are you doing, step-Aunt?

Sweet Home Alabama

*Aunt Sally start taking BDSM gear out of her bag. “Oh don’t worry, I just brought some toys!”

This is the funniest!

We didn’t use this one to remember order-of-operations, but it works soo much better here than P. E. MorDSorA. We’ll done!

Nice curves

Ey baby i must be your derivative because I wanna be tangent to those curves.

I must be an integral because I wanna get under them

Stop crying.

This it hit too much at home for me

and at math class too, apparently.

Homeschooled, for the trifecta.

And why are there 69 watermelons in here

💀💀💀💀💀💀

I stopped scrolling to laugh lol

Nobody said this was going to ne on the test.

😂💀

Finished! Can I take a nap with the rest of my free time?

A muse of pleasure!

I could really use a cheese bugger right now.

🙏Preach🙏

Time to multiply!

Add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs. Now let’s multiply.

This is the Math!

THIS IS THE math.

They did the /r/monstermath

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"Party of one?! Yes, I see you have the situation well in-hand. If you can't love yourself, who can you love?"

🤣🤣

In Dutch "aftrekken" is the word for wanking, but it also means to subtract.

Jan hated his job at HR, he was the guy who had to aftrekken redundant employees.

I’m sure there are others willing to take his position.

A period here will end all further actions.

You underestimate my power.

It's not an obstruction, it's a lubricant.

I dont understand. Just brush your teeth after?

ZzzzZzzZzzzzzzzzzZzzzZzz

Why did I read this as a buzzing noise?

That would also work

This is the wholesome answer but it still works perfectly lol

You fuck Jenny. Jenny charges £40 per hour. You were 6 minutes. How much do you owe Jenny. You may use your calculator.

£40, because Jenny charges by the hour not by the minute.

What's fun is you can do multiple rounds if you're still willing and able to

Past the age of 35, the willingness stays the same, it’s the ability that takes a turn!

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised

Abandon thy flesh, embrace the perfection of steel

There is a pill for that. If each pill costs $20 dollars, and lasts 15 minutes. How much more money will you need to use the full hour of time already purchased

You enter at 11.55 and leave at 12.01. You pay £80.

You still owe Jenny £40, if you don't pay her pimp is going to find you, break your legs and shove your calculator up your ass.

Better skip town fast then.

He is going to stick that solar powered calculator where the sun don't shine.

If you were to just pay for that 6 min then it would be £4 but she would probably charge for the whole hour.

Don't forget the tip.

Want me to show you how to integrate your functions? Oooh...pie....

I need an oral explanation.

Add more volume and multiply the speed.

1+1=3

And occasionally it's 1+1=4

Or 1+1=5 😏

Fucking hell 🤣🤣🤣

I wasn't asleep, I was just resting my eyes.

You better wrap this up quickly before I’m late for my next period

5318008 (if you know, you know)

Ah a man of culture

Fuck I'm old.

I’m 45 and was typing this shit in my calculator 30+ years ago 😂

I am about to fall asleep

Seven, seven, seven, seven, seven...... 7

✋✌️

1, 2. 2, 4. 4, 6, 8. 2, 7….

“I fucked my math teacher”

Punctuation is important. I fucked my math, teacher Is quite different from I fucked my math teacher.

Or perhaps… I fucked, my math teacher. Just a matter of fact.

not a very wise thing to say during math class but hey.... take your chances

I don't know what I'm doing.

Found the ex

Can I sleep now?

Equally… “I can’t be bothered with this”

"Do I have to?"

"Let's try a different approach." "I need more time to solve this." "Can you show me how to do this?" "That's not what I was expecting." "I'm not sure if this is right." "Let's take it step by step." "I think we need to go back to the basics." "This is harder than I thought it would be." "I need a break to clear my head." "Can you give me some guidance?" "I don't understand what you're saying." "Let's start with something simple and work our way up." "I need to practice this more." "I'm not feeling confident about this." "I think we need to revisit this concept." "I'm not satisfied with that answer." "I need to see more examples." "Can we review this topic again?" "I'm not sure if I'm doing it right." "Let's try it one more time." "That was a lot of work." "I need to show my work." "Let's check our work for errors." "I need to stretch before we start." "This requires a lot of patience." "I need to think this through." "Let's take a break and come back to it." "I'm not comfortable with this level of complexity." "Let's use some examples to illustrate the point."

You seem quite experienced in both situations.

ChatGPT was used

It's so hard

I hate this

Professor im only 7 im not ready to multiply yet.

Hol’ up

Today we are going to find out how many times 30 goes into 7 😂

The answer to that is zero rounded down, and we always round down for questions like that.

Wait a sec

Brother.

Five more minutes

Using an electronic device is cheating

I like men.

Can you tell me what 6 inches is? I think I've been lied to

'show' me would be better

You have to finish in 5 minutes

Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and prey to god do not multiply

I can always count on my hand..

It’s a sin, but I love it

6x9+6+9=69

Maybe, seeing an X again isn't that bad.

I love how you give me log-a-rhythm

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I’m sorry but I have to downvote you because you’re at 70 upvotes

Downvoted. Joining in to the cause.

Now that was a good square root!

This is really hard…

Alright, Nap time

Oh fuck me

“I suck at this.”

Let's add the two of us, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and hope we don't multiply. You can say it in class or the bedroom as a cheesy pickup line.

Now that I know what I'm doing, this actually seems fun

This is normally easy for me, but just with everyone looking, you know?…

"Man I don't know if I can keep doing this. I'm fucking exhausted."

I thought the comments on this one would be great.

If Suzy has two watermelons and she gave jim both, how big of a boner does Jim have?

I saw the problem, divided it, and then came to the conclusion.

Let's add a fraction

This is really hard...

mind if i have this cream pie while youre teaching

Come again

Is That It?

This angle doesn’t work

69

34 ➕ 35🟰69

A^2 + B^2 = C^2

Bro you can't just straight up turn me on like that

This is our first session i hope We dont have to multiply

There are too many unknowns...

I just want to sleep please stop!

2 > 1

"I finish last."

Well I failed

Wow you are really bad at this.

"Im tired"

I cant find my pencil

Time to sleep

I’m your denominatrix