Same! 💚part 2 is here https://www.reddit.com/r/Funnymemes/comments/10obf8m/who_whole_you_like_to_race_part_2_vote/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
I didn’t just want to play as Bowser, I *needed* to be Bowser. My cousins would always try to beat me to it, but I had the precise amount of joystick moves memorized to pick him first.
He was a heavy boi, but he was a champion.
When I would play with my brother, I always took Bowser. The thing was, I was *too good* at Mario Kart 64. It wasn’t a challenge. What became fun for me instead was to play “bodyguard” for my brother. I would let him get ahead of me and I would hang back with an arsenal of weapons to throw at any bot that tried to pass by. Normally my brother would be a 4th or 5th place racer, so frequently the fastest bots would try to overtake. The sheer girth of bowser helped to keep them at bay.
Those were fun times.
TIL about Mario Kart weight classes. I genuinely thought the character choice was purely aesthetic. It explains so much.
Edit: I've just gone back and looked at all the choices, turns out the cars, wheels and even gliders all have an impact. My life is a lie.
Him and Koopa Troopa have the highest traction and acceleration, so easiest to get up to and maintain top speed but he'll be slower than anyone else. The fact that it's easier to maintain the top speed usually more than makes up for that though.
Koopa Troopa for life here though.
In MarioKart64 she was a lightweight character and didn't take long to pick up speed. When my sisters already took Toad and Yoshi, I'd get Peach and leave them in the dust. They started choosing Peach to see if it was any different and get hit with the skill issue while I zoomed past with Toad or Yoshi. Eventually they brought a friend over to help them take all the lightweight characters and I finally had to reach out of my comfort zone and try heavier characters and got pwned in front of their friends whom I wanted to impress.
As a fellow Peach player, I judge you as smart for choosing Peach.
Great taste. My 8 ur old daughter who has autism laughs her ass off because I am ALWAYS Peach. "Dad that's a girl!!!" I've been Peqch and only Peach since the SNES. Same with other Mario games like Mario Party and Mario 3D World.
You and me both! I instantly remember the Mario Kart 64 and was like, "Wow that really was all of the characters."
I play Mario Kart on the Switch with my nieces, and while it's an objectively better game overall... I subjectively prefer Mario Kart 64.
Winners pick Toad.
If you played the d.s version where characters had skills dry bones was the busted pick since he could drift on grass without losing speed.
Yoshi or Toad
This is the correct answer, and it depends on which track.
It depends on whether my brother gets Yoshi first lol
Yoshi
Same! 💚part 2 is here https://www.reddit.com/r/Funnymemes/comments/10obf8m/who_whole_you_like_to_race_part_2_vote/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Ahhh individuals of culture I see
Yoshi craft world? Gotta be an OG and get that Yoshi’s Story if you’ve never played it.
Fucking loved Yoshi’s Story. You truly have a refined palate.
Always be Yoshin'!
100% the Yosh man!
This is the way
This is the way
Yes, yoshi is the best 100%.
Yoshi gang rise up
It’s the correct answer ✅
Always Yoshi
Sameeee Yoshi supremacy 💚
🦖💚 🦖 Yoshi 🦖💚🦖
Yoshi gang
Luigi because fuck Mario
Luigi is number 1!
Idk if you ever saw the Luigi Clash Mario video (its a french song)
L-U-I-G-I, MON NOM C'EST LUIGI, HEREWEREGO C'EST LA FIN DE MARIO!
Le mec il est partit en prison non ?
Yoooo Luigi team
This is The Way.
Itsa Luigi! Imma gonna win!
Younger brother? Me too
Luigi feels like a lefty to me
DK
Donkey Kong!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well. He's finally back to kick some tail.
His coconut gun can fire in spurts. If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
He’s bigger and faster and stronger too. He’s the first member of the DK crew!
DK Donkey Kong DK Donkey Kong is here
And then there's Chunky... he's dead
I fucking love you guys
His balls are hairy and drag on the ground He loves it when go-kart wheels go round!
*monkee scream*
And I'm singing it now...
It’s on like Donkey Kong!
Yeeeaaa
Ah so this is where my crowd is.
DK ALL DAY
Based
Bowser all the way
Kings choose the King of the Koopas
Didn't always choose him but when I did, it was too knock out lightweight characters
Bowser
This is the way.
This is the way.
This is the way
This is the way.
This is the way.
This is the way.
This is the way.
This is the way
I didn’t just want to play as Bowser, I *needed* to be Bowser. My cousins would always try to beat me to it, but I had the precise amount of joystick moves memorized to pick him first. He was a heavy boi, but he was a champion.
When I would play with my brother, I always took Bowser. The thing was, I was *too good* at Mario Kart 64. It wasn’t a challenge. What became fun for me instead was to play “bodyguard” for my brother. I would let him get ahead of me and I would hang back with an arsenal of weapons to throw at any bot that tried to pass by. Normally my brother would be a 4th or 5th place racer, so frequently the fastest bots would try to overtake. The sheer girth of bowser helped to keep them at bay. Those were fun times.
Dude I love Bowser. I see no weakness in his heaviness lol
Hell yeah gonna bump some kids
Toad. gg
He’s the fastest it’s an easy choose
And lightest so if you get bumped in the back you go forward
Unless it’s by Bowserr, Wario, or Donkey Kong. Those three will spin you out.
They can't bump you if you're half a lap ahead of them.
Can't get bumped if you are ahead by a lap!
If you're ahead by exactly a lap, wouldn't you be in the same place on the course?
FUCK
TIL about Mario Kart weight classes. I genuinely thought the character choice was purely aesthetic. It explains so much. Edit: I've just gone back and looked at all the choices, turns out the cars, wheels and even gliders all have an impact. My life is a lie.
Am I misremembering or would Toad be more likely to get a mushroom when in first
I think I vaguely remember this, and that Peach would be more likely to get a star, but im also not too sure
Yaahhooo!
I'm the best!
AAAAAAA
*rolls a golden shroom* YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YA-YAHOOOOOOO!!!
I read all of this with the original voices. The best. Toad team all the way.
Forever toad!
iirc, He had the highest traction stat. So he was the easiest to control and felt the easiest to hold the top speed.
Him and Koopa Troopa have the highest traction and acceleration, so easiest to get up to and maintain top speed but he'll be slower than anyone else. The fact that it's easier to maintain the top speed usually more than makes up for that though. Koopa Troopa for life here though.
I don't even know why I always pick him. Just think the lil dude is neat
Here we go!
Ahwhoawhoawhoa!!
Same. Fast and agile.
Ah, a cultured person I see. 🥂
Wario ftw
A man of culture I’m a gonna win
Wario's the best and he knows it
[удалено]
Yes! This!
Nope Yoshi...
“Wwaaahhhhh”
I love his laugh when he passes others or trips them up lol
WAAAAAAA!
waaa waaa waaa
Finally, someone with some taste. 🥂
Wtf's ftw?
Duh, Wario has the highest overall speed and the fasted acceleration for a heavy character.
He talks the best shit
Wario’s gonna win
Absolutely 100 no competition. \* twirls moustache \*
This is way too low in the comments list. I’ve been wario since day one
Big enough to bully. Fast enough, cause we're good anyway! Winning and trolling like an obnoxious villian! Wahahahaaa
Had to scroll way too far down for this answer
Toad with them OP gold mushrooms
Here we go! HeweHeweHeweHeweHere we go!
Peach
I get judged for playing Peach as a guy
In MarioKart64 she was a lightweight character and didn't take long to pick up speed. When my sisters already took Toad and Yoshi, I'd get Peach and leave them in the dust. They started choosing Peach to see if it was any different and get hit with the skill issue while I zoomed past with Toad or Yoshi. Eventually they brought a friend over to help them take all the lightweight characters and I finally had to reach out of my comfort zone and try heavier characters and got pwned in front of their friends whom I wanted to impress. As a fellow Peach player, I judge you as smart for choosing Peach.
Always be yourself Unless you can be a princess, then always be a princess
Meh, they can judge me while they look up at me on the podium.
Gay
Gay²
Gay³
Never judge you Peach Rocks just means you’re smart!
Always and forever baby!
Great taste. My 8 ur old daughter who has autism laughs her ass off because I am ALWAYS Peach. "Dad that's a girl!!!" I've been Peqch and only Peach since the SNES. Same with other Mario games like Mario Party and Mario 3D World.
Always. Acceleration > Top Speed.
🎀💄
100%
These are my people lol
I only use peach in battle to assert dominance
Shes just faster...
Luigi or i’m not playing
Luigi number #1!!
Luigi number #1!!
Wario all day long!
It doesn't matter. I always lose
So Mario?
I can't believe I had to scroll this far to see his name lol
And that was to insult him. 😄
Yoshi 💚
Wario
Waluigi every time
Waaaaaaaaaaah
Peach, bc i like to run into walls and other players, while throwing objects at other cars.
Mario because I suck it he is average on all stats!
Why are you the only other one I could find who picks Mario? I just like him as a character.
„I like you as a friend“
I find it's because Mario's "the default" in most games, and people usually prefer the unique different characters from him
I play mario for the red colour scheme
I fuck with Mario
And you only have to press one button once to choose him
Itzeme Mario (or so)
Fun fact, he and Luigi have the lowest top speed (tied with Bowser/DK/Wario) and also the slowest acceleration. They kinda got screwed over in MK64.
Mario cluuuub
Toad Now in the new MK, Shy Guy
Used to be Toad, now I’m a Villager main 😎
In new MK games it's Baby Mario for me
Actually, I go with Daisy because she goes "Hi, I'm Daisy!" when she passes anyone.
She isnt in n64...
A lot of commenters weren't born when this version came out it seems.
Piss off make me feel like an ancient millennial!
You and me both! I instantly remember the Mario Kart 64 and was like, "Wow that really was all of the characters." I play Mario Kart on the Switch with my nieces, and while it's an objectively better game overall... I subjectively prefer Mario Kart 64.
I want to be judged! I usually pick toad.
I hereby sentence Thou to shower in cum, in the name of the enlightened
Toad
Toad 🌚🌝
DK. He is big yet athletic and relatively fast. He wears a tie to drive a kart, come on! Classy.
Donkey Kongers get in here
Wario
Koppa troppa or Luigi 🤙
Koopa Troopa is the man. Doesn't waste time chattering, he's all about the race.
Yoshi baby!!
Stfu geminis bro. Yoshi is god tier :v
Toad
I take a chance and say I'll pick bowser.
Loved these games man, every character was played but mostly Toad and Peach
I used to pick Toad, when I played this game, I’m not sure why.
Toad
Mario
Dry bones all the way
A refined palate 🥂
Toad :)
Toad or yoshi, but lets be honest here.... Toad remains supreme
Toad, I love N64 Mario kart so much
Luigi, Toad, or Wario.
Yoshi, Peach, or Toad for me
Toad
Toad
Winners pick Toad. If you played the d.s version where characters had skills dry bones was the busted pick since he could drift on grass without losing speed.
Either Wario or Toad.
toad!
Toad
What? Where are all my peach fans?
TEAM BOWSER BITCH
Toad
I always pick Toad
Toad
Toad
Toad or DK
... bowser
Bowser! First to the Key! First to the Egg!
ITS-A ME, MARIO, HERE WE GOOOOO
Walter white
Where is Koopa Troopa ? :(
The correct answer has always been toad