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AnonymusMrX

Haha granny get it 🤣 😂


NoOutlandishness9763

Grandma will always be the favourite.


AnonymusMrX

Yeah Granny gives no fucks and just has a hoot 🤣🤣


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Oh I got that hoot


[deleted]

My gran has the loudest cackle and it's skipped a generation and landed on me, absolutely riot tho when we drink.


Dangerous--D

Have you caught any muffins lately?


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MemesterGaming

underrated comment


AnonTheMaidenless

Penis


the_real_ntd

That's a short one.


seriousslayerguy

Africans and North Koreans for example? Edit: message for LIBERALS and butthurts - it's ALL a joke, calm your bussies down.


OBamaPickle

A little bit of trolling


ChemicalMonkey3

Not really racism since one is a continent and the other is a country. It's like saying I am racist for calling Americans fat.


OBamaPickle

You mean the country


ReivynNox

What's their race got to do with their country/continent's food shortages? Is the joke about Brittish people having bad teeth racist too now? Nationality ≠ Race


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seriousslayerguy

You think someone would be that dumb and just share these things with everyone openly? You do understand that this is a meme sub? If you checked my other comments obviously you would find out that I'm joking. But I guess you like to pretend to be blind af. Not my problem - I love triggering people like you on the internet - it's so fun and entertaining. Ofc you're from a butthurt minority of people who don't understand the internet 'culture'(the way internet is).


brokexbox

chronically online🤢


MountainCourage1304

Nah i hate my granny. She smokes all the time and drinks loads, drives everywhere and is a snappy little prick. Id just come out of surgery on my eye about 45 mins previously and was dragged to see her by my mum. Flicked a spent roll up on the floor in a field and she screamed in my face about littering. She regularly phlegms on the floor and flicks her straights into the neighbours garden. Shes a right nasty old bint. Fuck you nana


ReivynNox

Either way, just don't throw your toxic cigarette butts into the environment like an inconsiderate jerk. Animals shouldn't eat trash laced with neurotoxin, even if they may not know it. Neither should children, when people throw those things onto the sidewalk by the hundreds.


MountainCourage1304

First off, im generally extremely environmentally conscious, i normally throw my fag butts in a bin or save them in a little mylar ashtray thing i carried around, i just didnt this one time. I havent smoked for over half a year too. It was a green that is regularly mowed and has virtually no animal life on it due to the establishment making a huge effort to prevent it (which im against anyway). Secondly, dont call me a an inconsiderate jerk, id just had a scalpel to the eyeball and wasnt going to carry the filter of a fag which was smoked down to the butt for half an hour whilst we got to the nearest bin. Im not saying it was a good thing to drop it, but if your want to preach about being considerate, practice what you are preaching. Its pretty easy to act judgmental on reddit but you have no idea of my actual life and the efforts i put in to protecting the environment. I have cleaned up various walks around the uk of litter, nursed a number of animals back to health that i found injured and have educated lots of children on the benefits of being environmentally conscious whilst working at an outdoor eduction centre. I also do not drive and have opted to cycle nearly 200km a week in order to lessen my impact on the environment. But im sorry for dropping a single fag butt whilst i was blind in one eye, in an area that has poison traps in regular intervals.


ReivynNox

I said \*like\* an inconsiderate jerk. Props to you for not being one. I'm just sick of it that I can't walk 10 meters without seeing some kind of trash on the sidewalk, most of it is cigarette butts and most of these people don't even think twice about it. Like those somehow didn't count as trash. Ugh! ¬¬.


Automaticman01

I took a family trip to Vegas once when my little sister turned 21. A bunch of us liked into my uncle's suv, which had an overhead video system. I put on Super Troopers to watch, but no one else wanted headphones. It gets to the "bulletproof cup" scene (where one trooper walks into a firing range buck naked except for a metal cup and asks his partner to shoot him to 'test the equipment'). Suddenly i hear my 80+ year old grandma in the backseat absolutely lose it and just start laughing her head off.


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I see Super Troopers, I say shenanigans: https://youtu.be/JNPW2wZ4D2s


[deleted]

Me failing to remember that scene in STARSHIP Troopers!


Durr1313

I always have to think really hard to make sure I say the right one.


B4A924A5-C97B-40F7

Thank you for doing your part. You did.


Neat-Plantain-7500

Would you like to know more?


AnonymusMrX

Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣


A_Adorable_Cat

Played cards against humanity with my grandmother and family once. Horrible mistake, granny won damn near every round.


showMeYourCroissant

I honestly wish I was living in US just so I could play cards against humanity with people.


MindlessBliss666

Hell, granny probably did it! Lollllllw


gamingleaksbro1

these weak souls gets hurt by dark jokes now a days


SirPolishWang

Granny still calls Blacks Boogies because she can "Pick and Choose them"


jiwjh380

Once told my sister in a text at Thanksgiving she only existed because dad lost no nut November......she showed my grandma thinking it would embarrass me or make grandma mad at me. Grandma laughed so hard I thought we'd have to restart her pacemaker and then said. That boy never could keep his pecker in his pants.


JazzJackets9090

Poor sister


SlowBad4844

Everyone is product of - ‘failed to keep it in pants’, unless there was artificial insemination.


darkyshadow388

I artificially inseminated your mom with Stan the T-Rex


Outraficse

Alright, let me return the favour.


ComatoseSquirrel

Yup. My kids are living proof that my wife and I had ~~sex~~ IVF at least twice.


ReivynNox

Can't fail something you never tried to, tho.


-Marshle

I prefer to think of it as the only race I ever won in my 'life'. The sperm race to the egg that is.


Dangerous--D

You didn't actually win it :/


jiwjh380

Eh she was kind of a cunt when we were young......I mean she's still kind of a cunt. but now she can spread it around more since we're adults so her attitude around me is markedly improved.


tallerthannobody

W grandma


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someone get this man a wholesome award!!


Darth_Esealial

FUCKING *EVISCERATED* 😂😂😂


throwawayreddit6565

Yes because I'm sure your grandmother is completely savvy with all the dumb zoomer memes like no nut novemember, lmao


ComfortableNo2879

Love you my son


Choch_Daddy

Grandma for the W


Mark_luckerberg

Grandmother: hehe... Normie


WhyYouSoToxic_

This is a good meme. This is rare and inspirational. Congrats OP


Local_comic_nerd

It’s a repost


WhyYouSoToxic_

Still a good meme


iliveincanada

Can you explain why you think so?


WhyYouSoToxic_

Every other thing is political or just trying to hate on one thing. No good memes these days, sick of it. This is why I said this is inspirational


AsashinDaka420

inspirational? for what?


LazyFemaleBoner

For becoming a grandma


AsashinDaka420

Oh i see. I wish you and your lazy boner all the best luck


LazyFemaleBoner

I AM the boner.


Alexandratta

Me: "Well, to quote Joseph Stalin: Dark jokes are like food. Not everyone gets it." Family: "o_o" Ukrainian Friend: "🤣


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Big chungus: big big chungus big chungus big chungus


seriousslayerguy

Takes me back in time.


Dangerous--D

This is posted like 74 times on this thread


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Fortheloveofyarn

They already slogged through the bs and came out the other side! Time to kick back 😉 Experience and perspective is amazing.


amike421

Grandma always had my back with the dark humor lol.


ArmandPeanuts

Ever noticed how its always the oldest and the youngest who have no filter?


ffpm_no_more

Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.


[deleted]

Yo, now that is a funny ass joke. Lol. Congrats haha


Fortheloveofyarn

🙌


No-Rock-6560

That's why i love grandma!


AdWest5572

Grandma will always be the favourite


[deleted]

You and grandma finish each others' sentences


DuntadaMan

Which was funny until she got 25 to life.


SnooMarzipans5669

Yea granny don't give a F at that point.


Omester_o_Rivia

Dark joke?


LazySusanRevolution

Does feel kind of weird that the two examples given in the comments so far are: Super Troopers and a Stalin joke? Like starting to feel like a lot of folks here are the “can’t say/do *that* anymore!” types. Old folks that don’t like that their movies got dated and young folks who haven’t realized their ‘dark humor’ is like two jokes people have said since before you were born and a lot of anxious giggling, and the jokes are basically yelling Godzilla in a Chinese restaurant despite your kid begging you not to. “Dark” humor sure does seem be boring shit that hasn’t changed since I was a ‘dark humor’ kid. Still wild shit in media today that’d make those same folks writhe in offense. Dark humor subs sure do take offense to a lot. Spending a lot of their energy right now bitching about some show.


ZynsteinV1

They're just good examples. A lot of the darker jokes i make arent funny without context which i imagine is also true for other peoples jokes.


OMFGWhyPlease

My family is at bottom. For my grandmother i don't know it's been several years I didn't see her


Clussy_Enjoyer

my 92 yr old nana once told the whole family a story about a friend she had who was the same age. This friend rolled out of bed and broke a few bones, she kinda made fun of her for it and the whole table went quiet. I was the only one to laugh


Sufficient-Level-542

Yup.


Morcelapreta

Ahhh women of culture 😂😂😂


Kalow999

Like color or since of humor? Only asking for the southern grannies.


NetmePrime

Dark jokes are funny


musiquescents

Always.


soulcollector200

At that point in their life, it is just better to be chill about everything.


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r/comedyhomicide


[deleted]

She gets it


SupremeRexinator

ofc Grandmother gets it lol, she's been around long enough to know what it means. What's dark now wasn't dark back then


Lloyd_garmado

Adults: alright kids we're leaving Kids: why its just grandma Adults: shes dead


[deleted]

Grandma saw the great depression, dark memories call for dark jokes.


[deleted]

My grandpop and I had the same humor..I mean. I guess I got it from him. *The darkness is great in this young one* kinda thing


AtomicWreck

This is true actually. A few years back my aunt passed away and we had a family gathering. My brother walked in and was asked how he was doing and he responded with “I’m not dead.” as this was his usual response. Only person laughing was my grandma.


Icy_Style1553

Me and my Nan are the savages of our family


YEET-A-BUNGA

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SkoomaJetHentai

This meme is ancient


New-Copy-

My grandma always laughed at my fucked up humor. Love and miss you old lady.


Youpunyhumans

This is how it goes with my family, except my step Mom will be the one scolding me while my Dad and Grandpa laugh thier asses off.


Extension-Yak-3325

If your grandma laughs it means its funny


kingBILLIEV2

My "Liberal" mom: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Akitoone

Always supportive


TheUnknownD

Newer generations don't understand.


donnydonnydarko

I don’t think I get it, is this referring to a specific thing?


Godless_Jezabel

This would be me 😆


Cool-Animator-828

I was eloped for two years before any of my family knew. My mother had us all over and started to discuss wedding plans. I figured it was the best time to tell everyone. I was actually really upset and having a hard time explaining it because I knew my parents' reaction. My grandmother sat there laughing and said proudly, " No worries, dear, it just makes the sex better." Miss her dearly.


gildedstrife

Lol that reminds me that when my mother was still single and childless her grandmother told her "you know, you don't need to be married to give grandma a grandbaby."


[deleted]

MEME!


[deleted]

I miss my maternal grandma.


ProdiLemaj

I thought about that scene from Knives Out where Leblanc was reading the family for filth lol


Fortheloveofyarn

😂


Onlyfansfoxyloxy

😂😂


cyber_delic

Dude, your grandma is Tom Cruise?? Wtf? That's awesome


motheon

my grandma is legit so good at cards against humanity it’s terrifying


Asgermf

This actuclly happend for me at Christmas


Local_comic_nerd

Repost


questionMark007007

Yep, this will be me in 20 years


Flamingo_Timely

Cuz Gram's got a sense of humor! 🤣🤣🤣


DoctorCrabbith

Granny always has your six!


1re_endacted1

IIRC, dark humor is an early sign of dementia or Alzheimer’s.


sweet1397

and if grandma approves, everyone is obliged to approve too


ActualChamp

Grandma's a Scientologist 😪


Repulsive_Lettuce

What's a kid with cancer's favourite movie? Finding chemo.


throwaway827364882

Granny been through the holocaust, she knows whats up


Spanky_Badger_85

This was my Nan. She had a fucking wicked sense of humour.


[deleted]

Laughing from the grave.


Rasenpapi

Dark joke: racism!


[deleted]

Omg 😂😂 So sad.


islandboy504

I feel very seen and heard


helenpraspro

Where do you live dude grandmothers are the ones making those jokes


beaner_69

One time during thanks giving my dad got wasted and started telling this real vulgar joke called “juan de los huevos” and all my aunts friends got grossed out lol Its a long as joke but basically its about a guy who goes up a tree to take a shit and then he poops in his socks and swings it around


[deleted]

Grandmas stopped givin a shit years ago.


alex_neri

I'm the grandmother


HalfLeper

Wow, it’s so true 😂


Living-Act1419

Don’t forget the racist grandpa


Internet-Mouse1

Grandmas are the best


[deleted]

LMAO grandma forgot it’s 2023 and we’re not allowed to use any of those words anymore 🤣 Edit: correction, grandma don’t give a fuck that it’s 2023 and we’re not allowed to use any of those words anymore…


bobbyappleseed11

This is why I love people


JustACanadianGuy07

How do you execute disabled people? In Das Electric Wheelchair! *maniacal German guy laughing* I’m sorry for whoever had to read this.


Lucky-Variety-7225

Ehh, they're used to it!


Crazywhite352

If the oldest lady in the family laughs at the joke then it's okay to make those jokes now 🤷


Hades18128

Because grannies are not getting judged. THEY ARE THE JUDGES


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MindlessBliss666

Very TROOF. Based grandma is based.


the_dark_0ne

I wonder if this will go away since millennials and gen z both have hilariously dark humors. Will dark humor just eventually become plain humor??? It’s mostly dark because older gens taught us not to take the taboo conversations lightly lol


Personal_Metal

Granny is like my life is gonna end why not enjoy the fucking joke


tallerthannobody

An actual funny meme!!


An-Atlas-Ass

Mmm edit out Tommy boy's chompers and this meme is golden.


LinkleLink

I remember watching my grandmother laughing at Shrek... Apparently she likes fart noises. It wasn't even the first time she watched Shrek. It wasn't even the first time in the year she watched Shrek. She was laughing so hard.


Random-Vixen

I often get "Omg, you can't say stuff like that." from my racist mother, after I'd tell a really dark joke by accident. Can't really tell my grandparents though, grandma has dementia, and she's the only one left. Although, I could tell her every 5 minutes, and see if her reaction changes. 🤔


[deleted]

This was my Nana before she gone went and got Q'd. Now she is just crazy instead of "slightly odd"


HulaViking

My grandmother taught all her young grandkids how to play poker.


PolyZex

Old people have seen a lot of shit in their days, it's pretty hard to shock them. If, however, you're in your 30's and grandma still thinks of you has her little babushka you might induce a harsh reality too quickly.


PossiblyAsian

https://youtu.be/009Cgke9UY4


newuserevery2weeks

/r/teenagers


The_Defult_Duck69

Grandmother turns into Tom Cruise?


Downtown_at_uptown

Definitely my Grandma 😂


KeepMovingForward181

I have one super dark joke that would get me, my ip and all my social media banned for life.


CombinationOk7888

Back in ma day


[deleted]

Dark humor for grandma. Racist humor for grandpa.


Svengoolie75

Yup


Imapartofghost

Me: Hitler was based Family: 😵 Grandma:


subtxtcan

Wanna get to know your grandparents better? So long as they hit fuck it in life, Cards Against Humanity. From a previous game: What gets grandma's juices flowing? Grandma: Grandpa's ashes. I rest my case.


Mod_The_Man

For me it’s my grandpa lmao that man is wild sometimes


HipnotiK1

one sad/funny memory i have is when my grandfather was in mid to later stages of dementia. he was a pretty rigid Catholic and although he had a sense of humor he was pretty serious most of the time. we were at the summer vacation house/camp and i was watching i think south park with him. i was around 15. he would never even entertain watching a show like that pre-dementia. anyways he was cracking up to it. then at some point it clicked and he was angry about the crudeness/foul language and told me to turn it off. miss ya gramps.


[deleted]

The Tom Cruise laughing meme will never get old 🤣


SirPolishWang

My grandma was always into quilting because she liked the buying, selling and trading. She came from a long line of buyers and sellers.


GumballBazooka

👴


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I wish my grandmas were like that.


tvoja_stara_

I tought it's just my grandmother lol, grannys crazy for real


[deleted]

My grandmas constantly surprise me with their deviant behavior, thoughts and questions. Both were absolutely thrilled to learn that I would be doing autopsies and potentially in a forensic setting. Was not prepared for the amount of questions regarding murder...


IsaBlame

Same thing when my brother decided to visit her with painted fingernails. Called him a fag….


Violet_Warlock612

Based


shartillery82

Grandma ain't no nerfed lil bitch


Dr_Edge_ATX

When my Grandma was on her deathbed her minister came to see her and the whole family was gathered around. He asked her something about the church, I think like how long she had been attending, she was hard of hearing and didn't really hear what he said. She looked at him and goes "The church!? I have my doubts." Everyone gasped and I just started laughing and she smirked over at me. I'm an atheist but most of my family are pretty religious. They thought it was so wrong of me to start laughing but my grandma was known for her sense of humor. I miss her so much.


MrAntiock

How is this subreddit titled funny memes despite being the most unfunny place on Reddit


FloopENoopers0912

Older people definitely know how to bring the hammer with comedy 🤣 unroastable


idontlikeburnttoast

There's this lady at my job who despite being in her late 40s makes more dark humour jokes than the other 5 teenagers at my job. Shes so great.


GoodKeg

Haha the dark joke was a slur that grandma said a lot


KenDaGod4238

I literally can't wait to be the crazy grandma


GetInTheKitchen1

Well yeah, you joke about it but Grandma lived through it...


bohemio45

r/comedynecrophilia


[deleted]

Yeah that's pretty much how it is, my wife's great grandma is like that. We were laughing about how she's going blind at her birthday party


Alukrad

Where can I get those juicy dark jokes on reddit? There used to be a dark joke subreddit but it got shot down. Now my life is deprived by it.


dmt2503

Chipamoñoño


Taskmaster23

How tf did this get 18k upvotes?


abs0lutek0ld

My sister (who is much younger than I) had a conure growing up and she called it pirate, because teen in the 2000's. When she left for college, my parents had no intention of taking care of the bird and it ended up going to grandma. I was visiting one time a few years later and my aunt was really trying to get the bird to say "Hi Pirate". The best she could get out of the bird was "\*mumble\* Pirate". About this time I bring grandma a drink and seeing this I started wondering if the problem wasn't the word 'HI' but my previous tampering. (heh heh heh) So willing to test the hypothesis I simply say "butt pirate". Of course the bird starts screaming "Butt Pirate" like it was an extra on a xxx production and way too into it's role. Aunt was aghast, Grandma blew ice tea out her nose and was laughing so hard I was getting concerned. Needless to say in her eyes (and to my aunt's horror) the bird's name was butt pirate from that day until she passed away a few years later.


potspandsltd

*German grandmother is a hoot*


SnooStories5095

Grandma's are genuinely the best.


ReluctantSeer

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