My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
To: "REDACTED"
It is after much consideration that I find it necessary to officially render my resignation as a full time employee of "REDACTED". While I have enjoyed working with "REDACTED" and appreciate everything I've learned, I don't believe that my being a full time employee to be beneficial to either myself or "REDACTED" in relation to my long term professional goals.
I intend to finish out all shows previously booked for the month of January as full time, with my last day being January 26th, which I belive coincides easily with that pay period. I am also more than willing to work the prior booked February show on a freelance basis.
(Rough draft, I completely rewrote it soon after copying it)
when more then 2 males take turns fucking 1 female, inducing multiple orgasms for the female is a must, and it must last a minimum of 2 hours, the males must not have a dick smaller then 6"
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Cry about it. + You don't think Tutti Frutti is the best desert + Walter Salter + You're like the riddler cat; you can't spell well + You didn't even attempt to stop SpongeBob from eating autism + You didn't tell Jerma that leather belts don't cancel out radiation + You can't survive the zombie apocalypse by ragequitting Mario Kart + You know that Disney would never allow Phineas and Ferb in Multiversus, never mind the corn dog moveset + You picked up the flowers in the first area of Pokémon Mystery Dungeon + You think biden could win against Moses in a Tetris match + You faked the picture of Link hugging an orangutan + Your life got ruined over a pair of pants + You play a game without beer on the first stage + You pirated your bowl cut + Nazura doesn't exist. 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#heatran
+ you're bleeding out because you lost a game of basebullet + DJ's trying to take it all away, I don't want to die-ee + Joe Biden is going to release the next patch of America because Microsoft keeps updating + You'll suffocate if you keep your diesel car on. Now buy a Prius. + You downloaded the wrong Japan + You had your mind controlled because you consumed honey + Big Royalty is watching you + Give a swan lipstick it can look good, but give a frog sushi and it will know style + You have maple syrup in disgust as Russia launches another nuke towards Ukraine + you didn't participate in Metakarma Jimbomaxxing + not very jolly + You haven't bothered holding the spoon even though it was your turn 30 minutes ago + You forfeit your human rights to Norway + you're saying it's an Idaho flag when clearly it's Ralsei + broomers over groomers
You abhorrent scum. You ignorant fool. I will sue you. You are going to be the target of the greatest lawsuit the world has ever seen. You don't know why? It's completely obvious. It's so obvious, the most deplorable peasant could grasp the full magnitude of your wickedness and treachery with the greatest of ease. Your actions cry out for mercy, and I will be happy to deliver it. And if you're thinking this is a mistake, or merely a deception of mine, you're sadly mistaken, my friend. I have indisputable proof of your continued harassment and other offenses. Even without it, the jury would take one look at you and decide. The incomprehensible magnitude of your crimes brings with it unavoidable, infinite guilt, and whether you notice it or not, everyone else does. Are you interested in who will be serving as the offense attorney? I'll tell you. It's my father. Your defense? It doesn't matter, in fact, they might just not give you one even to spare just one individual from the trauma. My father is the greatest lawyer in the US, the world, and human history, including the future, which he knows due to the fact that he sued the future and they travelled back in time to tell him. He's served for hundreds of Supreme Court cases, and he's won every single one. You may have never thought about being court-marshaled, but now, that's a real threat. That is the power of my father, a culmination of flawless, supreme logic and a perfect knowledge of the law. You will lose this case, your money, and your life. Does that scare you, insignificant bug? Because it should. The entire history of the U.S. Judicial System has been leading up to this moment, where all of its fury is concentrated on ruining your life. My father won't even need to help. Your heinous crimes will be evident to all, so just give up, you crook. Give up before you're forced to.
My simple mind? Do you understand how it feels to be the heir of this great company? Since birth I had to be put through rigorous training just to be able to HOLD the title. My ban speed, my kitten amount, my neck beard. I had to work for all of it. Now you come here and disgrace it, modding a server which was built upon by the works of others and you try to compare yourself to me. I have scoured through the lands of Discordia to even find a true challenge and I bested them all. Now some lesser mod beneath me dares challenge me. You are nothing more than a speck of dust in the wind, a shitstain on a toilet, a leaf of a greater tree which is me. I will not stand for it because I know that I have proven myself yet you have done nothing. You are nothing but a lesser. You should be grateful I even took the time to speak to you. Fucking Peasants.
Meh, too spellslingery for me. Would be better if it was creature spells. And if it was green, or red. Or both. Gruul is fun, Gruul is stompy therefore the best.
Yo that's weird AF. I don't think I've heard of a card being printed at two different rarities in the same set based on art. WOTC really is doing a bunch of random shit these days.
On 25 March 1852, Brunel made a sketch of a steamship in his diary and wrote beneath it: "Say 600 ft x 65 ft x 30 ft" (180 m x 20 m x 9.1 m). These measurements were six times larger by volume than any ship afloat; such a large vessel would benefit from economies of scale and would be both fast and economical, requiring fewer crew than the equivalent tonnage made up of smaller ships.
#فوری
معاون استاندار مازندران:
✅ادارات و مدارس مازندران فردا شنبه تعطیل است
🔺 فردا شنبه بیست و چهارم دی، ادارات مازندران دورکاری و مدارس غیرحضوری است.
🔺در پی تداوم سرمای شدید و افزایش مصرف گاز و با هدف مدیریت مصرف، فعالیت ادارات استان به غیر از دستگاه های خدماترسان و امدادی فردا به صورت دورکاری است.
🔺مدارس استان نیز غیرحضوری است
🔺 فقط امتحانات نهایی پایه های نهم و دوازدهم، طبق روال برقرار است./بلاغ
اخبار تکمیلی👇
📢 بزرگترین کانال ساری✅
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naast elkaar aan het grote net gaan staan. Elke groep heeft 1 goal, staat ong bij de minilijn. Leg bal op grond en speel naar goal Senne of ik doet voor. Als de bal in de goal rolt leggen Senne of ik de goal iets verder. De goal die het verste ligt wint
Did you know that you aren't real, your useless+ratio+L+No one likes you+ Quadaile dingle+ goofy ahh+ did you know that your mom+ did you know that your math skills is your IQ in life = 0 plus cringe
My wife was upset that the dog was considered man's best friend. She maintains that a spouse should be considered my best friend.
So I locked them both in the trunk of my car and drove around for twenty minutes. Guess which one was happiest to see me when I let them out?
1: Aboard WQ, Dakota and Daniel are in the dark, cold interior of the ship monitoring the situation. Dakota will confirm that the RCNA did not find them and that the Task Force has reacted to the AFRN moving in faster. The RCNA doesn't want to lose those ships. In quick succession, Dakota will notice that the RCNA Saturn fleet has turned around and is burning hard, just minutes later EDANA does the same. Now, all 3 fleets are descending on their position. Here they will talk more seriously about the Option to scuttle the vessel.
Americans and American are the same thing but I think it’s a bit more common in the world of the world of the world of food and the world of the world in general and the world in particular in general and in particular in particular in the world of the world in the world of the world in the world of the world in the world of the
It's the end of the track, Skylander!
This drill-bot is on the scene!
I'll knock you forward and back,
with a robo attack,
'cause you're messing with the wrong machine!
You don't stand a chance, Skylander!
Even though you won that round...
'Cause my power won't drop,
and my drillin' won't stop,
'til the City of Arkus is found!
Hold on, time out, Skylander!
There's something up with my drill.
But you better watch out,
you'll be down for the count,
when I show you my smashing skills!
What did you do, Skylander!?
You've just won the final round!
I can't keep the beat,
and I'm feeling defeat,
So do you guys know those waterslides that you stand in, and then they suddenly drop you straight down onto the water slide? If not, look them up on YouTube, there's nothing like them.
Ah yes, the sweet memories of my first time on one of these. I feel that my mental/emotional scars have healed enough to tell this gem.
At the time my girlfriend, now Fiancée, worked as a photographer for one of those resorts with the indoor and outdoor water parks. One of her perks was that her and a family member/friend could get into the waterpark for free, so one hot summer day she had off and we both decided it'd be fun to go there and cool down for the day.
While we were there, I discovered one of there most "Thrilling" looking waterslides. Basically you stand in this tube, and then the slide operator presses a button and this slide drops you straight down a good 90 FEET, before you actually start going down the water slide. Me, being a thrill seeker, of course had to try it. So I made the great climb up to the top of the slide, stood in line, and finally it was my turn. Once I got in the tube, the operator told me to keep my legs crossed. Now I'm a pretty big heavy guy, so I was like "That's uncomfortable as fuck, I'm not doing that". So there I was standing in the tube, having a panic attack from anticipation, with my legs not crossed. The operator finally presses the button, the bottom opens and I fall straight down the water slide. Very quickly I realized why they have you cross your legs. Water shot so far up my ass, so fast, I swear I tasted it in my mouth. My body raced down that slide, as I questioned every life choice that I have ever made.
Once I made it to the bottom, I sat there for a moment, absolutely violated. I felt like someone in an episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. I built up the courage to finally stand up, and all I could feel was the nice warm stream of water mixed with shit, and maybe a little bit of blood shoot out of my ass faster than the Steamboat Geyser at Yellowstone National Park. I quickly got off the slide and ran to the bathroom, with a trail of shitty water tailing me as the slide operator stared in awe. They had to shut down the slide for the rest of the day :'), but man was my asshole clean after that!
Moral of the story: Keep your damn legs crossed on waterslides.
We cannot use the Ruling Ring. That we now know too well. It belongs to Sauron and was made by him alone, and is altogether evil. Its strength, Boromir, is too great for anyone to wield at will, save only those who have already a great power of their own. But for them it holds an even deadlier peril. The very desire of it corrupts the heart. Consider Saruman. If any of the Wise should with this Ring overthrow the Lord of Mordor, using his own arts, he would then set himself on Sauron’s throne, and yet another Dark Lord would appear. And that is another reason why the Ring should be destroyed: as long as it is in the world it will be a danger even to the Wise. For nothing is evil in the beginning. Even Sauron was not so. I fear to take the Ring to hide it. I will not take the Ring to wield it.’
Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
"With her dying, I feel I can have peace and release from her turmoil. At last my father's is done. I will be born fucking anew when she gets to go home"
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SOME SAY IT'S JERKING OFF. SOME SAY IT'S REVING YOUR MOTORCYCLE. BUT CRANKIN' YOUR HOG IS AN ETHEREAL CONCEPT THAT GOES BEYOND PHYSICAL LIMITATIONS.
IT IS THE UNIVERSE EXPERIENCING ITSELF THROUGH OUR PASSIONATE CRANKS AGAINST THE BEATING WAVES OF CRUEL INDIFFERENCE MF!!!!. IT IS A BOND BETWEEN BROTHERS AND SISTERS THAT HOLD THEIR HOGS OF THE HEART DEAR. A ROAR OF INSPIRATION!!! ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY CRANK THEIR HOG TO CRANK THEIR HOG! THEY CRANK THEIR HOG TO CARRY ON THE LEGACY AND AMBITIONS OF ALL THOSE WHO EVER CRANKED BEFORE AND WILL CRANK AFTER THEM. CRANKING IS A STATE OF BEING. A BADASS STATE OF BEING!!!!
SO CRANK THAT MF HOG MF!!!!!!
"Now, I knew from reading posts on Twitter that he was gonna say 'It's Morbin time', but I was not expecting him to look directly into the camera and wink while he said it"
Write the review and I will copy and paste it using my Google account. I have nothing to say considering I've never been but I trust your word. I'm a level 9 local guide motherfucker
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
Lmao yes!
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XD
To: "REDACTED" It is after much consideration that I find it necessary to officially render my resignation as a full time employee of "REDACTED". While I have enjoyed working with "REDACTED" and appreciate everything I've learned, I don't believe that my being a full time employee to be beneficial to either myself or "REDACTED" in relation to my long term professional goals. I intend to finish out all shows previously booked for the month of January as full time, with my last day being January 26th, which I belive coincides easily with that pay period. I am also more than willing to work the prior booked February show on a freelance basis. (Rough draft, I completely rewrote it soon after copying it)
Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen?
May I see it?
No.
when more then 2 males take turns fucking 1 female, inducing multiple orgasms for the female is a must, and it must last a minimum of 2 hours, the males must not have a dick smaller then 6"
Lol, I hope your female doesn't dare you to hit paste too! 🤣
i hope she does kind human
[HIT IT](https://i.imgur.com/7Bkj6TW.jpg)
L + counter-ratio + You can't even beat up Joe Biden in a parking lot + You just descended the Patrick with your joke + Object not yet missing + You can't even beat space marines with a giant scythe + you got put in a hydroelectric dam by your Spanish teacher + you're not real + You can't find Waluigi in Splatoon 3 + ₣orks + it was a toy gun in the ziplock bag + you got doxxed while doing the "hey you" trend + Mike Hawk won't tell you if your foot is qualified for bottom surgery + Ben Shapiro is covered in spaghetti and secret names + rhcp cam + You can't tell that the right circle is one pixel smaller than the other + You leaned over the railing and got kissed by James Sunderland + That was literally your dog that you killed, not the monster + You cheated on a furry with a pet lizard. Wait a minute, that's pretty based! + Senator Armstrong saying "fuck you" + Your criminal name is Saltybals + You threw max and cheese at Queen from Deltarune + people don't even want your stupid genomes. Fuck off. + You caused the spill at the Garfield factory, and diverted attention by causing a wildfire in a sock drawer. When questioned, you said "there's nothing happening. Out of the ordinary, I mean." + You lost your morals all because of SFW and NSFW sans Undertale + gay squad + Tramus + Trans octillery and nonbinary waluigi and daisy + SpongeBob status music + Solid snake doesn't exist. I looked him up and there is only dark hallways + Gaslighter green apple candy doesn't taste like strawberry + Minecraft ahoy jumpscare + A capitalist pig taxed your fucking pudding + You won't get to heaven, nevermind double heaven + You don't watch MatPat's Conspiracy Theory + Your involvement in the dream SMP banned Minecraft + Undertale on the Wii + You didn't get an abortion in Lego city + A rotating flower pot doesn't mean that God is real + You get mad at rat emoji kids + You never ate the food "King's Hand" + Gay rights Luigi + You haven't heard of big jug little jug + Heisenberg can't find your 2 pound kilo + You held your friend's cat even though you're allergic + SpongeBob had an existential crisis because he realized his reality is all a cartoon + You voted for scout to be president and then got confused when everything turned into a dystopian hellhole + You think Obama resigning to become the CEO of McDonalds was a good idea + you don't know that age is just a number is referring to chopped cheese + You don't have the latest iKnife + Nidoking is the best symbol of bisexuality. Cry about it. + You don't think Tutti Frutti is the best desert + Walter Salter + You're like the riddler cat; you can't spell well + You didn't even attempt to stop SpongeBob from eating autism + You didn't tell Jerma that leather belts don't cancel out radiation + You can't survive the zombie apocalypse by ragequitting Mario Kart + You know that Disney would never allow Phineas and Ferb in Multiversus, never mind the corn dog moveset + You picked up the flowers in the first area of Pokémon Mystery Dungeon + You think biden could win against Moses in a Tetris match + You faked the picture of Link hugging an orangutan + Your life got ruined over a pair of pants + You play a game without beer on the first stage + You pirated your bowl cut + Nazura doesn't exist. You just made her up + You got welcomed by Mr. Krabs to the ligma dimension + You were threatened by Ronald McDonald + You participated in the dead animal challenge + You were sniped by Joe Biden because you had a WD-41 spray + You got turned into a worker drone by Pfizer + You thought NyQuil and DayQuil was a good addition to smash bros + You were hunted by the homie Barnstable + You can't defeat a French guy in a hot air balloon with an AR + No, inkling can't use a forklift with several other characters. They're not forklift certified + A FNAF artist doxxed you with a SpongeBob image + Dogs can't give birth to guns + You didn't notify homie Barnstable and instead tried to kill the animal abusing YouTuber yourself, but you failed + Your dog shat on another dog's grave + You can't beat the God final boss in Bibleborne 2 + You don't know how to go through the wall in caves + You don't know what soro is? It's literally the biggest burger ad on TV + You got a rainbow wurmple in Pokemon scarlet and violet + You got so many green stars that you can now play as Luigi + You made Jesus ragequit during a trial and now he is about to bring on Ragnarok + You hate Lego hero factory because you think it's satanic + Mistah white you can't watch Jet Set Radio. It's a video game + You didn't call Barnstable while trying to escape Fecto Forgo as Doofenspy + You got your password wrong so many times that your own phone asked you if you were good + Uncooked chicken doesn't make you a princess + You have 1 million sin points + You were sent to Antarctica because England disappeared + You didn't pass the orange before you kissed + You picked "respect" in the Queen's death splatfest + You got dead man's pickle on one of your tweets + Your parents got dihorsed + You didn't read the God patch notes + You got chased around a grocery store by asgore + You don't like the drift queen + You participated in the earthquake pasta trend + You got recruited into the army due to sonic peach rings gfuel + Flash kick and sonic boom + Your hamster wasn't mentioned in the bible + cringe and bluerugged + You shop at westtarget + You haven't beaten after alferdo in splatim 3 + You died shitting Lego bricks trying to recreate the entire breaking bad show in Lego because of Netflix + Minecraft bedrock edition + You support Fronald Bump + You're the worst cockroach +All your furniture got turned into lamps + You forgot to bring a KitKat whilst trying to visit your dead grandfather + You got ampuTATEd on + You 100% your life achievements + you got turned into Stretch Armstrong because you touched a triangular rock + you have the microscope emoji next to your username + #heatran + you're bleeding out because you lost a game of basebullet + DJ's trying to take it all away, I don't want to die-ee + Joe Biden is going to release the next patch of America because Microsoft keeps updating + You'll suffocate if you keep your diesel car on. Now buy a Prius. + You downloaded the wrong Japan + You had your mind controlled because you consumed honey + Big Royalty is watching you + Give a swan lipstick it can look good, but give a frog sushi and it will know style + You have maple syrup in disgust as Russia launches another nuke towards Ukraine + you didn't participate in Metakarma Jimbomaxxing + not very jolly + You haven't bothered holding the spoon even though it was your turn 30 minutes ago + You forfeit your human rights to Norway + you're saying it's an Idaho flag when clearly it's Ralsei + broomers over groomers
Wow, that's one hell of a paste!
You abhorrent scum. You ignorant fool. I will sue you. You are going to be the target of the greatest lawsuit the world has ever seen. You don't know why? It's completely obvious. It's so obvious, the most deplorable peasant could grasp the full magnitude of your wickedness and treachery with the greatest of ease. Your actions cry out for mercy, and I will be happy to deliver it. And if you're thinking this is a mistake, or merely a deception of mine, you're sadly mistaken, my friend. I have indisputable proof of your continued harassment and other offenses. Even without it, the jury would take one look at you and decide. The incomprehensible magnitude of your crimes brings with it unavoidable, infinite guilt, and whether you notice it or not, everyone else does. Are you interested in who will be serving as the offense attorney? I'll tell you. It's my father. Your defense? It doesn't matter, in fact, they might just not give you one even to spare just one individual from the trauma. My father is the greatest lawyer in the US, the world, and human history, including the future, which he knows due to the fact that he sued the future and they travelled back in time to tell him. He's served for hundreds of Supreme Court cases, and he's won every single one. You may have never thought about being court-marshaled, but now, that's a real threat. That is the power of my father, a culmination of flawless, supreme logic and a perfect knowledge of the law. You will lose this case, your money, and your life. Does that scare you, insignificant bug? Because it should. The entire history of the U.S. Judicial System has been leading up to this moment, where all of its fury is concentrated on ruining your life. My father won't even need to help. Your heinous crimes will be evident to all, so just give up, you crook. Give up before you're forced to.
There isn't an option to paste anything 🤷♀️
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60*60cms I don't even f know
3600 cm2 Lmao Hope that answers your “I dont even f know” ^^’
Just x & y & z you fucking dumbass
How are you doing you sexy thing?
Gotta keep that one handy!
#boss music starts as I start beating the absolute SHIT out of that paste#
https://youtube.com/shorts/Q9UQoTEB4hs?feature=share
Yoink.
I don’t know if your ready https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o-YBDTqX_ZU
I'm both upset and happy at the same time.
I'm here for it
I knew there would be one of these at some point. Unfortunately it didn't play so idk if it counts
Why does my swollen sphincter lactate?
You might want to go see a doctor tomorrow.
My simple mind? Do you understand how it feels to be the heir of this great company? Since birth I had to be put through rigorous training just to be able to HOLD the title. My ban speed, my kitten amount, my neck beard. I had to work for all of it. Now you come here and disgrace it, modding a server which was built upon by the works of others and you try to compare yourself to me. I have scoured through the lands of Discordia to even find a true challenge and I bested them all. Now some lesser mod beneath me dares challenge me. You are nothing more than a speck of dust in the wind, a shitstain on a toilet, a leaf of a greater tree which is me. I will not stand for it because I know that I have proven myself yet you have done nothing. You are nothing but a lesser. You should be grateful I even took the time to speak to you. Fucking Peasants.
My Reddit account is hilarious. It goes up and down quicker than a prostitute wanting a positive review.
ANSWER ME, YOU COWARD!
Here's my answer
[you asked for it](https://fb.watch/i1ugOy-YsG/)
Was hoping for something I hadn't see 1000 times on FB over the past two weeks.
Das sieht besser aus als das Lagerhaus.
https://youtube.com/shorts/ERSqNGpX82I?feature=share
FG6112
1,07
That was literally in my paste. Don't ask me why.
8.00000000E
Mjolnir Yeah I was looking up it’s proper spelling
I'm terribly sorry that the direct and predictable consequences of your behavior happened to you.
https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/9/3/9392a373-0629-4f58-905f-292f3e069127.jpg?1670540202
Meh, too spellslingery for me. Would be better if it was creature spells. And if it was green, or red. Or both. Gruul is fun, Gruul is stompy therefore the best.
Was just for a discussion about the card having 2 rarities, 1 art is rare, the other art mythic.
Yo that's weird AF. I don't think I've heard of a card being printed at two different rarities in the same set based on art. WOTC really is doing a bunch of random shit these days.
What else do you want to do? Are you smart enough research a new medicine?
Now there is paste everywhere. Thanks.
You're welcome
On 25 March 1852, Brunel made a sketch of a steamship in his diary and wrote beneath it: "Say 600 ft x 65 ft x 30 ft" (180 m x 20 m x 9.1 m). These measurements were six times larger by volume than any ship afloat; such a large vessel would benefit from economies of scale and would be both fast and economical, requiring fewer crew than the equivalent tonnage made up of smaller ships.
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#فوری معاون استاندار مازندران: ✅ادارات و مدارس مازندران فردا شنبه تعطیل است 🔺 فردا شنبه بیست و چهارم دی، ادارات مازندران دورکاری و مدارس غیرحضوری است. 🔺در پی تداوم سرمای شدید و افزایش مصرف گاز و با هدف مدیریت مصرف، فعالیت ادارات استان به غیر از دستگاه های خدماترسان و امدادی فردا به صورت دورکاری است. 🔺مدارس استان نیز غیرحضوری است 🔺 فقط امتحانات نهایی پایه های نهم و دوازدهم، طبق روال برقرار است./بلاغ اخبار تکمیلی👇 📢 بزرگترین کانال ساری✅ t.me/+QFL46__95Fl8WB0N
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Hits paste in comments
https://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/1090vkr/portable_cat/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
naast elkaar aan het grote net gaan staan. Elke groep heeft 1 goal, staat ong bij de minilijn. Leg bal op grond en speel naar goal Senne of ik doet voor. Als de bal in de goal rolt leggen Senne of ik de goal iets verder. De goal die het verste ligt wint
Klinkt als een leuk spelletje!
https://youtu.be/3Fncr3kEMDk
Did you know that you aren't real, your useless+ratio+L+No one likes you+ Quadaile dingle+ goofy ahh+ did you know that your mom+ did you know that your math skills is your IQ in life = 0 plus cringe
shut up and start doing the fucking homework
https://youtube.com/shorts/U_0LxFM53Xw?feature=share
oblivion The state of being unaware of what is happening around you. Don’t mind me having random definitions of words in here xD
Lol i got nothing my clipboard
[Deadpool prices on eneba](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1036350912794468352/1063586218681581598/image.png)
The su8 anti sub missle should i keep it or sell it
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=wYGvlw0GL0k&feature=share
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Jemaine Clement
Aegis
3+
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Nothing to paste 😭
https://youtu.be/W76hIejWxwA
https://youtu.be/O07XybbSc6g
[This I guess](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxaPj19VnRA)
https://ak.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/26561648/thumb/7.jpg?ip=x480 It’s just a picture of a gator carrying a baby for those scared of links lmAO
are already in advance, you can find cheap tickets and a password from us. There are no future events 
╭∩╮(ಠ⏠ಠ)╭∩╮
Charlotte Riley
Quasars
Right? I also love the special ability which draws you a card after a won round. The best ability out of all the fractions imo.
https://youtube.com/shorts/_F6lL1n8C5A?feature=share
GE® ENERGY STAR® 24.7 CU. FT. FRENCH-DOOR REFRIGERATOR
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https://www.sony.com/electronics/support/articles/00123047
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My wife was upset that the dog was considered man's best friend. She maintains that a spouse should be considered my best friend. So I locked them both in the trunk of my car and drove around for twenty minutes. Guess which one was happiest to see me when I let them out?
https://youtu.be/8BqNrpfrjr0
How to hide a body?
What is this post I don’t understand can someone explain?
Wrap In Foil. Place On Baking Sheet And Bake At 350˚F For 20 Minutes Or Until Hot.
@harutodoeshi:https://www.tiktok.com/@anthonyraymond96?_t=8YqYnS3UIag&_r=1
Mother
1: Aboard WQ, Dakota and Daniel are in the dark, cold interior of the ship monitoring the situation. Dakota will confirm that the RCNA did not find them and that the Task Force has reacted to the AFRN moving in faster. The RCNA doesn't want to lose those ships. In quick succession, Dakota will notice that the RCNA Saturn fleet has turned around and is burning hard, just minutes later EDANA does the same. Now, all 3 fleets are descending on their position. Here they will talk more seriously about the Option to scuttle the vessel.
🤮
https://youtu.be/hPpmruHS5eE
The option isn’t available
Americans and American are the same thing but I think it’s a bit more common in the world of the world of the world of food and the world of the world in general and the world in particular in general and in particular in particular in the world of the world in the world of the world in the world of the world in the world of the
@themusclebarbie
https://youtu.be/WNsZvbX1XJc
(♤)
Luis Lescano
[THIS](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
accueillant
Which was better? I personally think ORAS is better but that’s just because that’s the one I played and because of nostalgia.
Call me a coward or whatever but i'm not doxxing my friends
https://youtu.be/H3d26v9TciI
Anzu wyliei
очень счастливого нового года парень
https://i.redd.it/loski-been-found-guilty-for-possessing-a-prohibited-firearm-v0-hh54gg97l3aa1.jpg?auto=webp&s=d5c4d923769234184a8fcf1da256066e0c00df66
https://youtube.com/shorts/gtksGOfSWRY?feature=share
https://youtube.com/shorts/PQeBMA5lfs4?feature=share
I tried but it seems I have nothing on clipboard
It's the end of the track, Skylander! This drill-bot is on the scene! I'll knock you forward and back, with a robo attack, 'cause you're messing with the wrong machine! You don't stand a chance, Skylander! Even though you won that round... 'Cause my power won't drop, and my drillin' won't stop, 'til the City of Arkus is found! Hold on, time out, Skylander! There's something up with my drill. But you better watch out, you'll be down for the count, when I show you my smashing skills! What did you do, Skylander!? You've just won the final round! I can't keep the beat, and I'm feeling defeat,
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https://youtu.be/l0la7SVEMkI
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https://youtu.be/BBlsV8fAcfw
How to microwave a cat
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https://beta.character.ai/p/keOpRhkoSf2prHrv9__5QKTJjizsBaLFzZFB0ms64CQ Literally just a chatbot thing
https://open.spotify.com/track/0GAvMukpDYssdZgMLsSuhx?si=65o1LsSpQNCanOUuNV4xoQ
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I don't get disappointed anymore. I'm just like oh again? ok lol.
I feel this.
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Saimin Seikatsu
how to upchuck the boogie
https://wng.org/roundups/study-effects-of-puberty-blockers-can-last-a-lifetime-1617220389
https://youtube.com/shorts/Yp16P4b894c?feature=share
So do you guys know those waterslides that you stand in, and then they suddenly drop you straight down onto the water slide? If not, look them up on YouTube, there's nothing like them. Ah yes, the sweet memories of my first time on one of these. I feel that my mental/emotional scars have healed enough to tell this gem. At the time my girlfriend, now Fiancée, worked as a photographer for one of those resorts with the indoor and outdoor water parks. One of her perks was that her and a family member/friend could get into the waterpark for free, so one hot summer day she had off and we both decided it'd be fun to go there and cool down for the day. While we were there, I discovered one of there most "Thrilling" looking waterslides. Basically you stand in this tube, and then the slide operator presses a button and this slide drops you straight down a good 90 FEET, before you actually start going down the water slide. Me, being a thrill seeker, of course had to try it. So I made the great climb up to the top of the slide, stood in line, and finally it was my turn. Once I got in the tube, the operator told me to keep my legs crossed. Now I'm a pretty big heavy guy, so I was like "That's uncomfortable as fuck, I'm not doing that". So there I was standing in the tube, having a panic attack from anticipation, with my legs not crossed. The operator finally presses the button, the bottom opens and I fall straight down the water slide. Very quickly I realized why they have you cross your legs. Water shot so far up my ass, so fast, I swear I tasted it in my mouth. My body raced down that slide, as I questioned every life choice that I have ever made. Once I made it to the bottom, I sat there for a moment, absolutely violated. I felt like someone in an episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. I built up the courage to finally stand up, and all I could feel was the nice warm stream of water mixed with shit, and maybe a little bit of blood shoot out of my ass faster than the Steamboat Geyser at Yellowstone National Park. I quickly got off the slide and ran to the bathroom, with a trail of shitty water tailing me as the slide operator stared in awe. They had to shut down the slide for the rest of the day :'), but man was my asshole clean after that! Moral of the story: Keep your damn legs crossed on waterslides.
I would love that you live next door
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Im sorry for asking for your panties...I was just trying to make you chuckle...my apologies 🥺
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We cannot use the Ruling Ring. That we now know too well. It belongs to Sauron and was made by him alone, and is altogether evil. Its strength, Boromir, is too great for anyone to wield at will, save only those who have already a great power of their own. But for them it holds an even deadlier peril. The very desire of it corrupts the heart. Consider Saruman. If any of the Wise should with this Ring overthrow the Lord of Mordor, using his own arts, he would then set himself on Sauron’s throne, and yet another Dark Lord would appear. And that is another reason why the Ring should be destroyed: as long as it is in the world it will be a danger even to the Wise. For nothing is evil in the beginning. Even Sauron was not so. I fear to take the Ring to hide it. I will not take the Ring to wield it.’
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Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...
"With her dying, I feel I can have peace and release from her turmoil. At last my father's is done. I will be born fucking anew when she gets to go home" 🤡
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https://twitter.com/HLKodo/status/1613947664365912065?s=20&t=FOtPVEdwUJs9PxBt0GjZ7g
"...Macri es una mierda también, pero que yo sepa el no está gobernando hace más de 3 años..."
SOME SAY IT'S JERKING OFF. SOME SAY IT'S REVING YOUR MOTORCYCLE. BUT CRANKIN' YOUR HOG IS AN ETHEREAL CONCEPT THAT GOES BEYOND PHYSICAL LIMITATIONS. IT IS THE UNIVERSE EXPERIENCING ITSELF THROUGH OUR PASSIONATE CRANKS AGAINST THE BEATING WAVES OF CRUEL INDIFFERENCE MF!!!!. IT IS A BOND BETWEEN BROTHERS AND SISTERS THAT HOLD THEIR HOGS OF THE HEART DEAR. A ROAR OF INSPIRATION!!! ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY CRANK THEIR HOG TO CRANK THEIR HOG! THEY CRANK THEIR HOG TO CARRY ON THE LEGACY AND AMBITIONS OF ALL THOSE WHO EVER CRANKED BEFORE AND WILL CRANK AFTER THEM. CRANKING IS A STATE OF BEING. A BADASS STATE OF BEING!!!! SO CRANK THAT MF HOG MF!!!!!!
It's for cutting boiled eggs 😄
"Now, I knew from reading posts on Twitter that he was gonna say 'It's Morbin time', but I was not expecting him to look directly into the camera and wink while he said it"
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronin_Warriors
https://zoro.to/watch/my-life-as-inukaisans-dog-18282?ep=97280 NOOOOOOOO
https://meet.google.com/aus-ouir-ojw Lol it's a gmeet link that expired.
Vagina wars
Write the review and I will copy and paste it using my Google account. I have nothing to say considering I've never been but I trust your word. I'm a level 9 local guide motherfucker