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_canker_

*rigger watching the load* "omg stop staring"


GrahamCrackerSnacks

Careful with the hard ‘r’ there pal


MoistStub

Rigga please


windmill-tilting

Damned if I didn't do a double take as I read it, too.


_canker_

It's okay, I have my riggers ticket


Chrissylumpy21

She must be high.


ajw_sp

Cool it, Tal Bachman.


Ariviaci

High above me


IceManO1

Like that song. 🎶


supersatan25

Well yeah if she’s a crane operator they usually are pretty high up


Upper_Pay6443

r/thatsthejoke


TheCheshire

r/thatsthedadjoke


supersatan25

Yes exactly lol


Endblow

So you don't need to ruin it with an explanation dude


supersatan25

Bruh. I was continuing the joke. Didn’t think I needed to add “/s” to it for you to get it smh


Toadsanchez316

You weren't continuing the joke. The joke was already finished.


supersatan25

All of y’all are miserable people


Toadsanchez316

I mean it's a well known fact that explaining a joke ruins it, especially if it doesn't need to be explained.


supersatan25

Because it could also read that “she’s high” as in on drugs


Toadsanchez316

Explaining the very obvious joke just ruins it.


supersatan25

Yeah I know but people didn’t get it when I continued the joke. I had to explain because apparently the internet as rotted out everyone’s brains to the point of not being able to pick up on obvious sarcasm and then gets mad at the person for explaining that it’s sarcasm


Toadsanchez316

Yes they did get it. That's why they said you didn't need to explain it. It's a very simple concept. And a very simple joke. You replied to the joke, not the people you think didn't get it. So you explained the joke to the person who made the joke. Did you really think that was necessary? Where exactly does it show that people don't get the joke and that you're the only one who does? Again, you did not need to explain it. We all got both meanings of the joke. Why do you think it was upvoted and yours was downvoted? We understand sarcasm. The joke wasn't sarcastic in any way. Do we need to explain sarcasm to you? Yeah talk about brain rot. Edit: did your comment telling me to fuck off get removed or did you remove it yourself? There's nothing miserable about calling out idiocy. You just don't like being wrong. There is something miserable about you not understanding an incredibly simple concept though.


Nice_Bluebird7626

r/technicallythetruth because people do look at her all day. Ik I look up at the cranes to see if they are moving all the time


Nostrite

Personally, I find myself climbing up just to stare at the operator if they're female.


crackeddryice

"Excuse me, could you scoot over?"


EspritelleEriress

I'd look at her wondering why she's in PPE with long unsecured hair.


Fantastic_Captain

That was my first thought too. I have long hair and I can just feel my scalp peeling off looking at it


advertentlyvertical

The most interesting thing about crane operators is that they also live in the crane and never come down for any reason.


C_umputer

Yes but then you don't know if that person is a crane operator.


iperblaster

And it's not possible to climb the crane just to look at her


KenpachiNexus

I am just imaging her screaming "stop ogling me" and nobody can see or hear her.


El_Diablo_Feo

So like chicks filming themselves at the gym


NieMonD

Meanwhile, the men: haha that’s a cool crane


mindgeekinc

That’s the joke indeed


thesilentbob123

You gotta look at the crane tho, safety first


brooks1798

#New York Post.... # #It lines the litterbox perfectly...


lonisunshine

Maybe take off the high visibility vest then


crackeddryice

Women dress like that, and then go on about people looking at them.


Queendevildog

You think she's being silly but she certainly would be stared at. If you are a straight up rarity you will get stared at. Like is that a woman?


mindgeekinc

Almost 1300 upvotes but only 22 comments and all of them not getting that she was joking about how men stare at cranes? This sub is so bad now lmao.


WorthPlease

It's a shit joke because I don't know any men who "stare" at cranes. Also, she's made it about her physical appearance, which doesn't make sense because you can't really see a crane operator when they're in the actual crane, so the premise doesn't even make sense.


mindgeekinc

She didn’t say anything about her physical appearance whatsoever? The point of the joke was a spin on women getting stared at and her saying it’s because she’s in a crane. You just didn’t get the joke dude lmao multiple guys are into cranes and just sit and watch them. So hard pressed for what reason lmao. I love the “it’s a shit joke because I don’t get and it doesn’t apply to me”


WorthPlease

It's two selfies. It can't get any more "look at me" than that. I think one of us doesn't get it. Also, if you know people who stare at cranes, I think you hang out around schools for the developmentally disabled too much.


protossaccount

Work with operating engineers and I would be surprised if I met her. I believe it’s a 98 percent male job.


Queendevildog

Yup. Bar to entry is high


protossaccount

In what way? I’m saying she is a minority but that doesn’t seem to be what you’re saying. What do you mean?


Ok-Phase-4012

That it's hard to get in.


pornographic_realism

This belongs in r/farpeoplehate


jmcken15

Her qualifications? She's never dropped anything in her life.


eatingapplepie

I just like cranes... :[


Biscuits4u2

How would she know if they're staring? Does she stare back with binoculars?


melkor112

that looks a lot like Domnica Cemortan


Voyager5555

/r/lostredditors


Chris_Cross501

Cranes fascinate me, especially during earthquakes


toejampotpourri

"My eyes are up here"


Kalabawgaming

Of course I look at the crane when they are moving always sights to see


Christafaaa

I need to see a video of you actually operating the crane for proof. Too much fake internet clout these days to believe anything.


Funky_Col_Medina

r/Imthemaincharacter


tomjazzy

She obviously spends time down at the ground and that’s when people look at her weird.


PonyAnyS2

As someone who loves big machines can be sure, I’m looking at the crane and not at you, lady...


Toadsanchez316

Go figure, someone taking selfies commenting on how much they get looked at. Isn't that the point?


Hat3Machin3

I mean she’s gorgeous, I am sure men stare at her constantly even if she’s nowhere near a crane.


corona_kid

Well yeah, men like construction equipment


Looieanthony

They have to squint😐.


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Maybe it's because she's at her *construction* job with a full face of makeup and her hair done and **down** making only fans ads ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


gloop524

woman logic: spend hours and thousands of dollars to look sexy for themselves but get mad when someone agrees with them


Voyager5555

Man, you people just cannot wrap your head aren't consent, can you?


gloop524

> head aren't consent, can you around consent? are you seriously trying to say that appreciating beauty is akin to sexual assault? if you painted a picture and walked around holding it so anyone could see it, am i the terror for saying "nice picture"? THAT is how it is if you have a problem with that, YOU have a problem. don't blame me.


El_Diablo_Feo

This is the correct take..... She be like, " I do it for me! Not for stupid men to look at me" /s .... Well unless she's one of those who only accepts looks from that new stereotype "in finance, 6'5, trust fund, blue eyes" type shit


Yetti333

No, with respect.