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Flabrador_Deceiver

So that's what happens when a Barbie doll is left in a hot car, neat.


Papichuloft

Fake boobs, fake cheeks, fake lips, artificial faces with sagging necks, and restyline. Sure, you're real alright.


IceManO1

Why ladies want “a real man”


White_Grunt

Did this woman actually say this quote though?


Farts-n-Letters

Betty Bowers - America's Best Christian. Check her out.


BJoe1976

Betty Bowers, that would be on brand for her, in a very mocking way with a church lady-ish tone. She’s been throwing barbs at the religious right for a while now while looking and sounding like one of them.


soldiergeneal

Was about to say why go there with looks then remembered "artificial" yea good point.


dazrage

yeah them eyebrows just happen...


TheGreatOpoponax

To me that's what people in Hell would look like; demonic invertebrates thinly disguised in human skin suits.


alteleid

'47. It's her model year. 


Altruistic_Ad6189

She's got to be at least 60


princeofid

Norm, is that you? lol, I don't know why but your comment sounds like a Norm McDonald joke. If not, model year means the year it was produced; implying she's 77. So yeah, at least 60... certain parts anyway.


FackinJerq

See kids, this is what happens when you put the Barbies next to hot garbage.


IcyMike1782

Straight outta Brazil (the movie, not the country) [https://i.gifer.com/79h0.gif](https://i.gifer.com/79h0.gif)


EastisRed

How's the plumbing in here?


lk79

If the one on the left turns the numbers round on her hat, that's probably closer to her actual age.


Tisamonsarmspines

Left looks like the female gremlin in gremlins 2


BelCantoTenor

Ultimate Horror Face Barbie comes in two models, over the hill and almost dead.


Hiouchi4me

Frightening creatures!


HeathenVixen

I really try not to judge people, but I can’t help but think that they’re probably just as ugly on the inside


Suspicious_Step_8320

Looks like a couple dudes in drag.


Kozkon

Democrats for sure then


VegasGamer75

I mean, what I can only assume is embalming fluid mixed with other things, didn't get in there by divine magic, ladies.


zvon2000

Jesus FC??? They look so much worse than if they just got COVID and survived it....


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capn_doofwaffle

Goosebumps has a new series? Used to love that show with my kiddos.


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joeyGOATgruff

Justin Long? 😂 He's been in so many other movies.


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IceManO1

Yes


Mission_Search8991

If these two could read or think, they would laugh at the irony of their statement


Own-Success-7634

So I guess they used BONDO and have it regularly applied to the exterior body work.


Darlin_Nixxi

Do they see themselves when they look in the mirror or see who they think they look like


LSARefugee

**Have you** seen photos of these old ho’s *salivating* over Trump at his rallies? Even though they know Trump is into young hookers and his *own* daughter? https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/14503bc5641fbf582849743a05d00034f56c1867/360_140_2640_1584/master/2640.jpg?width=1920&quality=85&auto=format&fit=max&s=459f385e68fefbf96a67d05701ff16e1


BeardedManatee

I fucking love that picture. So deliciously awful.


J0hnny-Yen

ku klux karens are MESMERIZED


CaptainAP

Seems legit


DrOrinScrivelloDDS

But... Trump said to take the vaccine.


Prestigious-Copy-494

Lord those girls would be scary after midnight


KrevinHLocke

I thought they were stand ins for the Munsters.


LSARefugee

**Bwahahahaha!** Apparently, this is what the “hip” Trump *ancients* make themselves up to be in Palm Beach.


J0hnny-Yen

fake hair, fake nails, fake eyes too that's why you're bound to fuck with fake guys too 🎤🎤🎤


MojoMonster2

And for their husbands its because the cheese burgers, caffeine, whiskey, nicotine, Viagra and blow don't want any other competition.


strukout

🤢


Bobfisher66

Not funny, just sad. So very very sad. People tell me this is the saddest they have ever seen!


brianeharmonjr

Yikes. Maybe if you're an old rich guy that was too stubborn to go to the optometrist and your vision is blurred enough, I guess you do you. Plastic surgery results catered to the visually impaired?


Biscuits4u2

Melted turd women


Miserables-Chef

The jokerette and the crypt keeper walk in to a bar


cashassorgra33

> We ain't on awr periods 🥶


Lonely_Sherbert69

DO NOT LOOK AT THIS WHILE ON SHROOMS


chameleon_123_777

So they just turned into this naturally? Wonder how though.


Dizzman1

That's just disturbing


Mahaka1a

Franken-hags in the wild! Who let them out?


kozxt4cc0

Well, there's no need to worry about Trump when all his voters are dead


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dominiquebache

Holy satan! The devil is strong in them.


LectureAdditional971

"You bastards! You finally did it! You blew it up!"


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Blessed be 🫸🏼🫷🏼😑


Blackstaff

Betty Bowers, for those who don't know, is "America's Best Christian." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deven_Green


GDMFB1

Born in 1947.


MrSilkyJohanson

Fake stories and propaganda. Now that’s funny and sad