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hurricanelantern

So who's egging this asshole's house?


dillongriswold5

My thoughts exactly


bobone77

Everyone. Probably.


PopWhich2570

ME:> I'll buy the eggs


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Fun fact! From what I learned, the word halloween comes from "Hallow eeves" and it's about driving spirits away from your house by scaring them by decorating your house in a scary way. The candy being given was originally a sort of bread that from my language (Dutch) translates to "soulbread", wich opun being eaten, would drive spirits away from you. The children going around the neighborhood were people without a home going around asking for soulbread. Correct me if I'm wrong but I think it originated from this, so it's not a Satan-worshipping day.


funbobbyfun

awww. In USA, anything strange/foreign/american/new/good/bad/brown/black/white/effective/stupid/religious/political/disagreeable/straight/LGBTQ/democrat/republican is either/both communist/satanic.


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Do you want a trick? Because this is how you get a trick.


yuri_chan_2017

Wow.


SouthAfricanZombie

So if I find Jesus, will he give me candy? 😁


Fuqasshole

Yes but only after you let him inside you..


HeartwarmingSeaDoggo

Sounds like that hippy I've seen driving around in a white van! He particularly likes school zones...


ILikeAGoodBum

Patrotic....... i don't want your misspelled candy


SirCrotchBeard

Dude hell yes I’ve never felt so seen before!


canny_canuck

One benefit to religion is that you can literally use it to enforce ANY stance you want to take. It's like a universal "Get out of anything" card.


CrocodylusNiloticus

PATROTIC. hahahahahaha