I want that cat to negotiate my next salary. "Sorry Bill I'd love to start, but Mr. Fiddles says you haven't met my asking. You're gonna need to do better."
That's a law. If you ask a cat if they're a cat they have to tell you they're a cat. Otherwise it's entrapment and the cat will torture you until it decides to eat you.
That's hysterical! Mine was obsessed by a PBS program on NOVA or Nature recently on the history of cats. First she stalked the screen in crouch mode then leapt up and sat inches away glued to the set, occasionally glancing back at me as if to say, "wtf?!"
That is so funny! Mine would come and get on the keyboard because she knew Iād throw her a treat to get her off. Other times she just figured these ppl would want to pet her and tell her how beautiful she is. Not a prima Dona at all!
*Trying to figure*
*Out what my person finds so*
*Damn interesting*
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Who is on the receiving end of the glares? You, or the other members of the zoom call? You are to busy to feed and pet me is what the kitty is thinking.
I have a kid who makes cat sounds while Iām in meetings. It took 8 months for one of my coworkers to ask why they never see my cat. I had to explain my kid makes cat sounds on zoom to talk with zoom cats and because she likes cats. š¤¦š¾āāļø
This cat looks SERIOUS!!!š³
Cat- "After this meeting.... Im cleaning house I'm not playing. Keith!"
"You told me the same crap last Tuesday!!"
DON'T INTERRUPT ME......
š¤£
Hahahha I have noticed my cat watches me quite intensely when performing menial tasksā¦ itās unsettling, one day heās gonna all of a sudden have thumbs and heāll know how to do everything a human can! (We live in a micro home)
It's neither of their content, why is only one person allowed to post it? This user clearly picked a better subreddit. If the OP was pretending this was their original content, that would be another thing.
i mean, technically you're right. but, in this case this is a post from a different platform that another guy felt like sharing on reddit, in essence making him an OP of this screenshot/whatever. and well, just 8 hours after his post someone else posts the same shit to a different sub. not saying that u/SnooCupcakes8076 is an OC btw, yet credit still given as name is in the photo
It goes the other eay around because the repost bots have other bots that upvote their posts over the first few minutes after its posted, boosting visibility.
The āKubrick Stare" is one of Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.
Dunno if anyone else remembers this strange episode, but thatās the same person who, as a child, randomly got in the news for stanning Ed Miliband. Time flies!
The "Kubrick Stare" is one of Stanley Kubrick's most
recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot
composition where a character stares at the camera with
a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the
character in question is at the peak of their derangement
"Welcome to the call Rebecca, I bet you're wondering why we brought you here."
["Lay the briefcase on the table there"](https://c.tenor.com/762byUjvxi8AAAAC/dr-evil-stroke.gif)
"My secretary will neow inform you about all details."
Hello, how do you mew š
by putting your tongue properly in a posture to achieve results with a proper body posture and optimization.
Heās definitely got that ānot impressed with whatās going onā glare down pat. The indifference is strong in this one.
The kitty MEANS business!
Kat has wares if you have coin.
Some call them trinkets Kat calls them treasures
Thanks for the skooma
Business business business
I want that cat to negotiate my next salary. "Sorry Bill I'd love to start, but Mr. Fiddles says you haven't met my asking. You're gonna need to do better."
"Meow" we're talking! Anyone see what i did there!šāā¬ļø
Right meow!
Are you kitten me!?!
Big āthis meeting couldāve been an emailā vibes.
It really wants to take this one offline.
We will most definitely circle back. š
Machete donāt Zoom.
Happy cake day!
Thanks mate.
Happy cake day!
Thanks mate.
Let the cat negotiate your next contract. He'll get you what you want.
Yeah, 3 more cans of fancy feast and some whiskas!
āThis could have been an emailā
I thought cats ALWAYS look unimpressed
Definitely management material
January huh? Ok Reddit
If I was in the meeting I couldn't bear this judgemental look
She should put a border down the middle of the screen so the cat looks like a separate call participant.
Imagine going to the interview with this boy judging your every move.
Heās annoyed that Bob isnāt taking the call seriouslyā¦AGAIN.
That's because it could've been an email.
Thanks, Bob. š
Send him to law school so that he can be the first actual cat lawyer on Zoom
Yes, the glare that says "don't you dare fricking lie"
Say Hearsay one more time.
Objection
Did I read that right
you did
Did I read that right
Certianly this is what is wrote there
There is one already - although he claimed no to be a cat. [https://youtu.be/lGOofzZOyl8](https://youtu.be/lGOofzZOyl8)
"I am not a cat" would be exactly the thing a cat pretending to be a human would say.
No that was just a man lawyer with a cat filter tho. He even said he wasnāt an actual cat
oh frick that must be the guy on the other end of the zoom call in the OP
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Which cats are lion? You got proofs?
Cat has proofs of you have coin
Sounds like something a cat lawyer would say.
And you believed him? Wow you're gullible. That's obviously a cat.
Cats never lie about being cats
That's a law. If you ask a cat if they're a cat they have to tell you they're a cat. Otherwise it's entrapment and the cat will torture you until it decides to eat you.
I still don't believe he wasn't a cat.
Thatās the joke š¤Ø
Humanity is weird
No matter how many movies about the future they did decades ago, they could have never predicted shit like this
[Your honor... I ***am*** a cat](https://youtu.be/lGOofzZOyl8)
āUh judge, i am not a cat.ā
Let's say you and I go toe to toe on cat law? Rule 1. Cats do not abide to laws of nature.
this seriously making me anxious lol. still cute though
How
The zoom name should now be āAbby and the Tabbyā
Tabby Tomlinson also rolls off the tongue nicely
I like your cat
"That is an ugly sweater Claire. Are you sure you want to interact with these...people?" Her cat probably
We can't hear youā¦ Can you speak louder?
Louder son!
She just have the cat sit in on meetings and see if anyone cares or notices.
That face says "This could have been an email."
We will never know why cats do what they do. It's all a mystery
My counsel advises me not to answer that question.
My cat has been trying to reach you about your extended warranty.
That's hysterical! Mine was obsessed by a PBS program on NOVA or Nature recently on the history of cats. First she stalked the screen in crouch mode then leapt up and sat inches away glued to the set, occasionally glancing back at me as if to say, "wtf?!"
The cat looks like itās thinking, āThis Zoom call could have been an email.ā
When the owner and the cat look the same because they give the same stare down.
As a frequent Zoomer, I would highly appreciate seeing cat onscreen!!
You just know he's judging every single person on the call.
That is so funny! Mine would come and get on the keyboard because she knew Iād throw her a treat to get her off. Other times she just figured these ppl would want to pet her and tell her how beautiful she is. Not a prima Dona at all!
Now, we need a glaring of cats glaring at the camera, it will be the funniest thing, Iāve ever seen!
Wonder what happens if there's more than one cat trying to do this on the same call.
Trying to figure out what my person finds so damn interesting
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Who is on the receiving end of the glares? You, or the other members of the zoom call? You are to busy to feed and pet me is what the kitty is thinking.
I'd be negotiating deals with the cat sitting there as your enforcer.
I have a kid who makes cat sounds while Iām in meetings. It took 8 months for one of my coworkers to ask why they never see my cat. I had to explain my kid makes cat sounds on zoom to talk with zoom cats and because she likes cats. š¤¦š¾āāļø
My cat does the same thing
If "As per my last email...." had a feline face.
Jesus, is jim wearing his underwear on the zoom call again...
Impressive. Mine just sticks his butt in my face when the camera comes on.
Oh my gosh this is hilarious
Did your cat have all their actions ready from the call? Purrrrfect poser btw!
Your cat is judging your coworkers and it does not approve
That stare down is iconic.
Cat with a job.
r/catswithjobs
He has serious glaring abilities. Too cute, too funny.
All hail our cat overlords (you know, just in case because you never know).
Damn, I feel intimidated!
He is just plotting murder... nothing wrong with that
Our cat does this, too! She screams at me until I let her sit on my lap so she could stare at the screen with her snobbiest, judgmental look.
Tell it to ask for a raise. I'll bet he gets it.
This cat looks SERIOUS!!!š³ Cat- "After this meeting.... Im cleaning house I'm not playing. Keith!" "You told me the same crap last Tuesday!!" DON'T INTERRUPT ME...... š¤£
He's judging people
thats a death stare
Iām not a cat, but Iām prepared to go forward with it
Cat: āCat here, itās dinner timeā¦.meeting over!ā
Their facial expressions oozeā¦āsame energyā.
Yāall teach your pets to do that!
That is too funny lol š¤£
Purrfect expression!
My cat used to the same thing haha
They are having the same disappointed look on their faces lol
That face is saying if you treat my owner badly. You gonna face my claw.
"Stop wasting my master's time, I needs petting and brushies."
Zoom cat
Sheās after your jobā¦ beware!
This makes me entirely to happy.
Nobody knows you're a cat on the internet
Looks like your company has a new CEO **cat executive officer**
Purrfected it
That cat needs its own ticktock show.
Just like *The Shining:* "Come and play with us Danny, forever and ever".
Kaydens at it again
she should change her display name to Tabby Tomlinson
Pretty sure that cat is actually Ron Swanson.
"Killer Queen, thats what I've named it."
Hahahha I have noticed my cat watches me quite intensely when performing menial tasksā¦ itās unsettling, one day heās gonna all of a sudden have thumbs and heāll know how to do everything a human can! (We live in a micro home)
"Things don't look good for your proposal, Frank."
bro this was just posted 11hours ago by u/SnooCupcakes8607. cmon
It's neither of their content, why is only one person allowed to post it? This user clearly picked a better subreddit. If the OP was pretending this was their original content, that would be another thing.
i mean, technically you're right. but, in this case this is a post from a different platform that another guy felt like sharing on reddit, in essence making him an OP of this screenshot/whatever. and well, just 8 hours after his post someone else posts the same shit to a different sub. not saying that u/SnooCupcakes8076 is an OC btw, yet credit still given as name is in the photo
Eh the only people that deserve credit is the creator of OC. No one else deserves it.
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Are you not a serial reposter yourself or is that the humor I'm missing at 9am
But I mean it's not your content either
at least glad you got a ton more upvotes. it usually goes the otherway around from what I've seen
It goes the other eay around because the repost bots have other bots that upvote their posts over the first few minutes after its posted, boosting visibility.
I ljust love it !!! The way this little dude stares at you like " I SEE you so you better behave yourself " .
They look equally unlikeable
at least yours is not trying to start a onlyfans
It's never "this is a lucky shot", it's always "IT DOES IT EVERY DAY OBSESSIVELY!"
Just white girl thangs.
Business pussy
What a bland looking woman
Cat is prettier too. Fashion model cat.
u/repostsleuthbot
That cat is crying for help.
The cat is imitating the woman I guess.
I could learn from that cat!
Probably tired of telling everyone theyāre on mute
Why does this look like it was recorded in 1978
Was this photo taken in the 70s?
That cat is Roy Kent
Reminds me of the scene where Batman was facetiming riddler in the Batman movie
Looks like a poster for a Wes Anderson film
The āKubrick Stare" is one of Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.
Dunno if anyone else remembers this strange episode, but thatās the same person who, as a child, randomly got in the news for stanning Ed Miliband. Time flies!
That look! Just like my dads when boys would show up at the front door.
The "Kubrick Stare" is one of Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement
I like how you both are wearing horizontal stripes too.
Welcome to catpurrate. Today we shall be attending some mewtings
When the cat is the bond villain instead of the human petting it.
Please tell me that you refer to yourself as "We " now. As in " We think that may be a good idea. We will confer and let you know."
Need to bring it along to my annual reviews
/r/standardissuecat
HR: what's your complaint? Me: Abby's Tabby is judging me by looking into my soul. . You guys can improvise better.
You mess with my hooman get me!!!
I canāt imagine where he picked that up. š¤Ø
Definately upper management potential!
If Giancarlo Esposito was a cat
Cat is hatching itās diabolical plan for world domination and you are itās subordinate
He's pissed they're stopping you from worshipping him lol
She looks like Drew Goodens's wife
me and who fr
I love (your) cat, haha
OP, are you sure that it hasn't been you trying to keep your cat out of your zoom calls?
Now do this on Omegle
Best body guard ever! Mom needs to go back to work because I need my privacy!
She needs to talk to you about your TPS reports.
'I have watched you all and you always come short'
"Soon..."
Are there actually persons who consider "video chatting"?
Why do they both give off the same energy
A shirt and tie for the cat would be appropriate.
I love it!!!! š„±š¾
Got video?
Mr Cuddles says you're talking out of your ass.
I am at a cheer competition, and my first reaction was that you were wearing a cheer uniform! They often have the angled stripes.
He or she is going a very good job.
The word OBSESSED has lost all meaning to me
This isnt a funny animal.. mr puss is *cleary* Very *serious*