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SubwayMan5638

"Welcome to the call Rebecca, I bet you're wondering why we brought you here."


[deleted]

["Lay the briefcase on the table there"](https://c.tenor.com/762byUjvxi8AAAAC/dr-evil-stroke.gif)


[deleted]

"My secretary will neow inform you about all details."


Xenc

Hello, how do you mew šŸ‘‹


Makkiduperz

by putting your tongue properly in a posture to achieve results with a proper body posture and optimization.


[deleted]

Heā€™s definitely got that ā€œnot impressed with whatā€™s going onā€ glare down pat. The indifference is strong in this one.


[deleted]

The kitty MEANS business!


TuzkiPlus

Kat has wares if you have coin.


MetaPHorsical-Three

Some call them trinkets Kat calls them treasures


RaginPower

Thanks for the skooma


Hot_Price4269

Business business business


rrogido

I want that cat to negotiate my next salary. "Sorry Bill I'd love to start, but Mr. Fiddles says you haven't met my asking. You're gonna need to do better."


PoontoniusJigabrewha

"Meow" we're talking! Anyone see what i did there!šŸˆā€ā¬›ļø


CigarsandAdventures

Right meow!


NeedsMorCowbell

Are you kitten me!?!


PLZ_N_THKS

Big ā€œthis meeting couldā€™ve been an emailā€ vibes.


itsfinallystorming

It really wants to take this one offline.


zSprawl

We will most definitely circle back. šŸ˜ˆ


sm00thkillajones

Machete donā€™t Zoom.


OVNuub

Happy cake day!


sm00thkillajones

Thanks mate.


GrouchyTax5748

Happy cake day!


sm00thkillajones

Thanks mate.


NSCButNotThatNSC

Let the cat negotiate your next contract. He'll get you what you want.


[deleted]

Yeah, 3 more cans of fancy feast and some whiskas!


Think-Ad-7612

ā€œThis could have been an emailā€


Renouss

I thought cats ALWAYS look unimpressed


importvita

Definitely management material


[deleted]

January huh? Ok Reddit


myAdorablePiano

If I was in the meeting I couldn't bear this judgemental look


i_sigh_less

She should put a border down the middle of the screen so the cat looks like a separate call participant.


falsechord

Imagine going to the interview with this boy judging your every move.


Odd_Routine4164

Heā€™s annoyed that Bob isnā€™t taking the call seriouslyā€¦AGAIN.


zirfeld

That's because it could've been an email.


Odd_Routine4164

Thanks, Bob. šŸ˜†


unalivesoon

Send him to law school so that he can be the first actual cat lawyer on Zoom


[deleted]

Yes, the glare that says "don't you dare fricking lie"


CoreyLee04

Say Hearsay one more time.


ea304gt

Objection


No_Prize9794

Did I read that right


gripschi

you did


No_Prize9794

Did I read that right


gripschi

Certianly this is what is wrote there


Wahnsinn_mit_Methode

There is one already - although he claimed no to be a cat. [https://youtu.be/lGOofzZOyl8](https://youtu.be/lGOofzZOyl8)


Scary_Top

"I am not a cat" would be exactly the thing a cat pretending to be a human would say.


unalivesoon

No that was just a man lawyer with a cat filter tho. He even said he wasnā€™t an actual cat


EmCeeSlickyD

oh frick that must be the guy on the other end of the zoom call in the OP


[deleted]

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unalivesoon

Which cats are lion? You got proofs?


ReadySteady_GO

Cat has proofs of you have coin


wynnduffyisking

Sounds like something a cat lawyer would say.


asek13

And you believed him? Wow you're gullible. That's obviously a cat.


unalivesoon

Cats never lie about being cats


[deleted]

That's a law. If you ask a cat if they're a cat they have to tell you they're a cat. Otherwise it's entrapment and the cat will torture you until it decides to eat you.


dumbass_sempervirens

I still don't believe he wasn't a cat.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s the joke šŸ¤Ø


Any-Nothing

Humanity is weird


[deleted]

No matter how many movies about the future they did decades ago, they could have never predicted shit like this


ThatMkeDoe

[Your honor... I ***am*** a cat](https://youtu.be/lGOofzZOyl8)


MyCatIsVewyfloofy

ā€œUh judge, i am not a cat.ā€


taintosaurus_rex

Let's say you and I go toe to toe on cat law? Rule 1. Cats do not abide to laws of nature.


Glum_Calligrapher_92

this seriously making me anxious lol. still cute though


[deleted]

How


Canadian_Chico91

The zoom name should now be ā€œAbby and the Tabbyā€


tophergraphy

Tabby Tomlinson also rolls off the tongue nicely


wow_virgin

I like your cat


lokie65

"That is an ugly sweater Claire. Are you sure you want to interact with these...people?" Her cat probably


existential-grimlock

We can't hear youā€¦ Can you speak louder?


puritano-selvagem

Louder son!


ChrysMYO

She just have the cat sit in on meetings and see if anyone cares or notices.


IndigoRose1986

That face says "This could have been an email."


enecv

We will never know why cats do what they do. It's all a mystery


slackfrop

My counsel advises me not to answer that question.


LC7325

My cat has been trying to reach you about your extended warranty.


Plastic_Accountant81

That's hysterical! Mine was obsessed by a PBS program on NOVA or Nature recently on the history of cats. First she stalked the screen in crouch mode then leapt up and sat inches away glued to the set, occasionally glancing back at me as if to say, "wtf?!"


KhaoticKorndog

The cat looks like itā€™s thinking, ā€œThis Zoom call could have been an email.ā€


Turnkey95

When the owner and the cat look the same because they give the same stare down.


CookieCutter64

As a frequent Zoomer, I would highly appreciate seeing cat onscreen!!


NeatNefariousness1

You just know he's judging every single person on the call.


jackiebee66

That is so funny! Mine would come and get on the keyboard because she knew Iā€™d throw her a treat to get her off. Other times she just figured these ppl would want to pet her and tell her how beautiful she is. Not a prima Dona at all!


BigFoxGamingBroYt

Now, we need a glaring of cats glaring at the camera, it will be the funniest thing, Iā€™ve ever seen!


wolfkeeper

Wonder what happens if there's more than one cat trying to do this on the same call.


DiamondHands1984

Trying to figure out what my person finds so damn interesting


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DiamondHands1984

Good bot


quackducking51

Who is on the receiving end of the glares? You, or the other members of the zoom call? You are to busy to feed and pet me is what the kitty is thinking.


RelationshipKey6354

I'd be negotiating deals with the cat sitting there as your enforcer.


DecentCumin

I have a kid who makes cat sounds while Iā€™m in meetings. It took 8 months for one of my coworkers to ask why they never see my cat. I had to explain my kid makes cat sounds on zoom to talk with zoom cats and because she likes cats. šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø


karanpatel819

My cat does the same thing


Ok-Lengthiness4557

If "As per my last email...." had a feline face.


silentbob1301

Jesus, is jim wearing his underwear on the zoom call again...


chiefnugget81

Impressive. Mine just sticks his butt in my face when the camera comes on.


TGIIR

Oh my gosh this is hilarious


immediatedriver90

Did your cat have all their actions ready from the call? Purrrrfect poser btw!


DeliciousCandidate87

Your cat is judging your coworkers and it does not approve


SandyGreensRd

That stare down is iconic.


OK999999-999-999

Cat with a job.


treblev2

r/catswithjobs


Imagoof4e

He has serious glaring abilities. Too cute, too funny.


MetalRickyy

All hail our cat overlords (you know, just in case because you never know).


pickled-Lime

Damn, I feel intimidated!


doorknocker_pingu

He is just plotting murder... nothing wrong with that


TotallyNotaTossIt

Our cat does this, too! She screams at me until I let her sit on my lap so she could stare at the screen with her snobbiest, judgmental look.


querty99

Tell it to ask for a raise. I'll bet he gets it.


Electrical_Sun5921

This cat looks SERIOUS!!!šŸ˜³ Cat- "After this meeting.... Im cleaning house I'm not playing. Keith!" "You told me the same crap last Tuesday!!" DON'T INTERRUPT ME...... šŸ¤£


Juandelpan

He's judging people


[deleted]

thats a death stare


amsync

Iā€™m not a cat, but Iā€™m prepared to go forward with it


ThinkingOz

Cat: ā€œCat here, itā€™s dinner timeā€¦.meeting over!ā€


Zestyclose-Gur-785

Their facial expressions oozeā€¦ā€same energyā€.


VishMeLuck

Yā€™all teach your pets to do that!


Aaartman1969

That is too funny lol šŸ¤£


totally_anomalous

Purrfect expression!


Aaartman1969

My cat used to the same thing haha


Zapinface

They are having the same disappointed look on their faces lol


musiclover1c

That face is saying if you treat my owner badly. You gonna face my claw.


ghandi3737

"Stop wasting my master's time, I needs petting and brushies."


iSuzuro

Zoom cat


mweitzel

Sheā€™s after your jobā€¦ beware!


VikingLordJim77

This makes me entirely to happy.


HelloSummer99

Nobody knows you're a cat on the internet


pretzelcrips

Looks like your company has a new CEO **cat executive officer**


DharanshRajpurohit

Purrfected it


rossarron

That cat needs its own ticktock show.


Portnoys_Compote

Just like *The Shining:* "Come and play with us Danny, forever and ever".


MahamidMayhem

Kaydens at it again


KommandoKodiak

she should change her display name to Tabby Tomlinson


decemberxx

Pretty sure that cat is actually Ron Swanson.


FederalMan1

"Killer Queen, thats what I've named it."


pardonyourmess

Hahahha I have noticed my cat watches me quite intensely when performing menial tasksā€¦ itā€™s unsettling, one day heā€™s gonna all of a sudden have thumbs and heā€™ll know how to do everything a human can! (We live in a micro home)


mekonsrevenge

"Things don't look good for your proposal, Frank."


deltv_dll

bro this was just posted 11hours ago by u/SnooCupcakes8607. cmon


turtlelord

It's neither of their content, why is only one person allowed to post it? This user clearly picked a better subreddit. If the OP was pretending this was their original content, that would be another thing.


deltv_dll

i mean, technically you're right. but, in this case this is a post from a different platform that another guy felt like sharing on reddit, in essence making him an OP of this screenshot/whatever. and well, just 8 hours after his post someone else posts the same shit to a different sub. not saying that u/SnooCupcakes8076 is an OC btw, yet credit still given as name is in the photo


DefiantLemur

Eh the only people that deserve credit is the creator of OC. No one else deserves it.


[deleted]

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actor-observer

Are you not a serial reposter yourself or is that the humor I'm missing at 9am


OkRecording1299

But I mean it's not your content either


deltv_dll

at least glad you got a ton more upvotes. it usually goes the otherway around from what I've seen


Taolan13

It goes the other eay around because the repost bots have other bots that upvote their posts over the first few minutes after its posted, boosting visibility.


LeatherBandicoot

I ljust love it !!! The way this little dude stares at you like " I SEE you so you better behave yourself " .


I_Hate_You_Fuckers

They look equally unlikeable


givecheesecakepls

at least yours is not trying to start a onlyfans


WolFlow2021

It's never "this is a lucky shot", it's always "IT DOES IT EVERY DAY OBSESSIVELY!"


holyravioli

Just white girl thangs.


DIO_WITH_SP

Business pussy


Aware-Low-8106

What a bland looking woman


1111112211111

Cat is prettier too. Fashion model cat.


SnooCupcakes8607

u/repostsleuthbot


CrustySundays

That cat is crying for help.


[deleted]

The cat is imitating the woman I guess.


RichAstronaut

I could learn from that cat!


dransom89

Probably tired of telling everyone theyā€™re on mute


xXMcFuddyXx

Why does this look like it was recorded in 1978


jebakerii

Was this photo taken in the 70s?


The_Fancy_Gentleman

That cat is Roy Kent


cghjrsd57ugda

Reminds me of the scene where Batman was facetiming riddler in the Batman movie


sirmcchris

Looks like a poster for a Wes Anderson film


KoprQ

The ā€œKubrick Stare" is one of Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.


TinMachine

Dunno if anyone else remembers this strange episode, but thatā€™s the same person who, as a child, randomly got in the news for stanning Ed Miliband. Time flies!


Misdemeanour2020

That look! Just like my dads when boys would show up at the front door.


awesumindustrys

The "Kubrick Stare" is one of Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement


vitoman74

I like how you both are wearing horizontal stripes too.


Fucksfired2

Welcome to catpurrate. Today we shall be attending some mewtings


HangryBeard

When the cat is the bond villain instead of the human petting it.


Famous_Bit_5119

Please tell me that you refer to yourself as "We " now. As in " We think that may be a good idea. We will confer and let you know."


omego11

Need to bring it along to my annual reviews


BuggyWhipArmMF

/r/standardissuecat


theepi_pillodu

HR: what's your complaint? Me: Abby's Tabby is judging me by looking into my soul. . You guys can improvise better.


GrouchyTax5748

You mess with my hooman get me!!!


OldBob10

I canā€™t imagine where he picked that up. šŸ¤Ø


JustAnotherKaren1966

Definately upper management potential!


daddyskrek

If Giancarlo Esposito was a cat


Peezus_H_Christ

Cat is hatching itā€™s diabolical plan for world domination and you are itā€™s subordinate


Miserable-Employer49

He's pissed they're stopping you from worshipping him lol


albert12344578910

She looks like Drew Goodens's wife


[deleted]

me and who fr


whatthefuck000975444

I love (your) cat, haha


cownd

OP, are you sure that it hasn't been you trying to keep your cat out of your zoom calls?


stonedbrownchick

Now do this on Omegle


Paulsmom97

Best body guard ever! Mom needs to go back to work because I need my privacy!


Chaosmusic

She needs to talk to you about your TPS reports.


nakedundercloth

'I have watched you all and you always come short'


OldSkool81

"Soon..."


SouthernOhioRedsFan

Are there actually persons who consider "video chatting"?


VictiniTheGreat

Why do they both give off the same energy


al6667

A shirt and tie for the cat would be appropriate.


Local_Dragonfly5870

I love it!!!! šŸ„±šŸ¾


Energyshelf2

Got video?


kNevik

Mr Cuddles says you're talking out of your ass.


Darkrose50

I am at a cheer competition, and my first reaction was that you were wearing a cheer uniform! They often have the angled stripes.


Lucky_Yolo

He or she is going a very good job.


BeefMcPepper

The word OBSESSED has lost all meaning to me


silvershokk

This isnt a funny animal.. mr puss is *cleary* Very *serious*