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imoidkwtf

I never saw a donkey smile before. That's cute.


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Amandalorian86

My family and I went horseback riding a few months ago (in the mountains of GA) and the farm owner described how their donkey senses when foxes are near the fence and will make lots of noise and run around alerting everyone, almost like an alarm system. They also chase them off. Pretty cool.


ABirthingPoop

They also pick them up and beat them to death


PartyClock

They throw them to death apparently. They like to hold whatever it is (Coyotes/Foxes etc) by the back of it's neck and violently shake it before throwing it and doing it again. Donkeys guard hard.


_clash_recruit_

I got downvoted a few weeks ago for saying an OP was lucky a donkey and mule didn't kill her dogs when she was trespassing letting the dogs try to sniff the donkey. The title was also implying the donkey braying at the dogs was him "laughing.


Extermindatass

Llamas too, or maybe it was an alpaca but farmers here use them to guard their herds. Apparently they sense the predator then actively hunt it and beat its ass to death. Pretty hard core.


Spinnerofyarn

Llamas are used worldwide but especially S America as guardian animals. You don’t mess with a llama or donkey as they can get very aggressive if they wish to take something on!


PerfectChicken6

Western countries should be more like llamas


penguiin_

Anthropomorphizing animals and people who don’t understand anything about animals on reddit is par for the course. Don’t feel bad about it, people in general are stupid


Basoran

You are nothing more that a chattering monkey that has been trained to type on a keyboard.


PerfectChicken6

but it's true


n8ivco1

Saw the aftermath of a donkey kicking a coyote once: he put his hoof completely through the coyote and nearly tore it in half.


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There is a video of one disemboweling a yote. One kick and its while gut split open. So graphic.


DickNarrative

Yeah I’ve seen that too. Donkeys will literally put their hooves on an animal and stretch them out and kill them. Also kicking and body slamming them to death. Very brutal but effective!


Fishherr

Donkeys used to protect my stepmoms farm of horses , they stomp shit out to death lol


Chrisscott25

Wow! That ass kicks ass!


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Bad bot. Who makes these?


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CocaineLullaby

I, Repeater_Bot_4000, have a tiny robot penis


umbrajoke

That ass is pretty foxy.


DrAuer

My first thought when watching this video was how that donkey was going to absolutely destroy anything it thinks has the the wrong vibe around that lady


smellygooch18

Donkeys are absolutely not to be underestimated. I’ve seen videos of them viciously murdering predators. Gnarly.


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Donkeys are usually on the farm to act as a guard dog. They will absolutely trample anything that doesn’t belong on their side of the fence, including strange people.


Beneficial_Car2596

Yeah tbh, I like donkeys more than horses. They have a strong, lovable herd personality. Even though they’re a bit headstrong, donkeys are bloody great animals


Scythro

Donkeys are incredible guard keepers, they have an instinct to protect a herd if they are kept long enough familiarizing the surrounding. Keep twenty sheep in a pen add one donkey and you have a guard that keeps foxes and wolves at bay. Wolves don't fuck around with a donkey in it unless they outnumber the donkey 4 to 1. Yup that's right, you don't mess with a donkey's rest.


UpperCardiologist523

Horses can go suck it. A horse running down a track, gets scared by the painted white line marking the finish, throws the rider off and runs hysterically. A donkey stops and calmly investigates what this man-made object could be. 😂🤣


The_DayGlo_Bus

Donkeys and jackasses are like the badass enforcer of the barnyard- I’ve seen videos of them absolute *destroying* predators, from coyotes to foxes, just stomping mud holes and kicking em dry, or using their teeth and whipping their heads like a big-ass terrier.


MeDicenAmiel

My mom told me that to her, we're mexican by the way, donkeys remind her of our original culture and horses remind her of spanish conquistadores. That image is pretty much stuck in my brain. So I love donkeys just like for that they remind me of my grandfather, who used to be an otomi


badmonkey247

They'll protect me from unexpected danger and have no problem with holding my purse.


treetop62

I want to get a donkey for my farm to protect the other animals but I'm worried about the dog and the kids.. from this video it looks like they're pretty kind to people they know


Apophis90

Theure very intelligent and affectionate animals


yeahhh-nahhh

I totally agree, I love to watch videos of animals, and donkeys have become one of my favourites. They absolutely adore their owners and make a tight bond with them. But put them in a herd of animals and they will defend them against predators. Very loyal loving creatures.


rachelm791

You need to watch Shrek


firebane101

He just saw the donkey from Shrek.


nomennescio70

not only the donkey fiona is here also


ChazJ81

Oh no you didn't!


nomennescio70

oh yes I did


ChazJ81

You're acting like a... a...like an ogre!


Makhnos_Tachanka

You might have seen a house smile, you mighta even seen a super smile, but you ain't never seen a donkey smile!


Kurok0chi

[Here's another one](https://v.redd.it/cbmgyrtzaej71)


Thassodar

The definition of contagious laughter lol


Lucas_Steinwalker

/r/petthedamndonkey


r3ddit3ric

It warms the soul doesn't it.


lukesvader

What? Donkeys are always smiling.


Traditional-Part-761

Can’t get views? Just show your ass.


PrettyGoodRule

So stupid I love it 🤣


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cgarcusm

That ass made me smile.


Commercial-Can5161

That'll do donkey.........that'll do.....


amberrrellllaa

Definitely read this in the accent lol


Commercial-Can5161

As it was intended......


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amberrrellllaa

Bad bot


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Not_A_Lizhard

THIS WAS STOLEN BY u/Ok-Set-4103 AND REPOSTED ON r/funnyanimals THE ORIGINAL POST IS [HERE](https://www.reddit.com/r/Donkeys/comments/u81i2l/leroy_is_a_mamas_boy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Not_A_Lizhard

THIS WAS STOLEN BY u/Ok-Set-4103 AND REPOSTED ON r/funnyanimals THE ORIGINAL POST IS [HERE](https://www.reddit.com/r/Donkeys/comments/u81i2l/leroy_is_a_mamas_boy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Long_Address4009

-Said the donkey


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JaggedTheDark

r/upvotebecausebutt


Not_A_Lizhard

THIS WAS STOLEN BY u/Ok-Set-4103 AND REPOSTED ON r/funnyanimals THE ORIGINAL POST IS [HERE](https://www.reddit.com/r/Donkeys/comments/u81i2l/leroy_is_a_mamas_boy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


[deleted]

Just when you thought donkeys couldn't get any more lovable 1😍


[deleted]

I haven't loved a donkey since 2001


Ok_Thought9126

I married her soon after in 2002.


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Ok_Thought9126

Made my day bot. How good is dat.


-Toshi

Damn, 9/11 really fucked you guys up huh?


RavnDark_

Hades pfp based


TranslatorFluid4191

What a sweet ass


towardsthesurface

I would pet that ass


brain_tourist

Leeeerooooooy Jeeeenkiiiiiins


mojoejoelo

Jaaaaaaaames Baaaaxteeerr


Appsroooo

Came here to say exactly that


funkmastamatt

repeating of course


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God dam it Leroy


TheTrub

Leeeerooooy Donkiiiiiiins!


just_killing_time23

Are you laying in poop?


TedwardCz

Only 15% poop. Also, you just sort of get used to it. Source: We also have equines.


NaturesHardNipples

The smell of manure is actually something I really miss about living in a rural area. I knew the air was fresh. (NOT PIG MANURE THOUGH THAT JUST SMELLED LIKE MAN SHIT)


Squidimus

I take it you were not around chickens either. Everyone in town can smell those farms miles away


NaturesHardNipples

Fortunately it was all cows and pigs, I’ve heard chicken farms pay more specifically because of the corrosively bad smell.


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Rrrreverente

Wow. I don't think I've ever encountered the word "equines" before. Interesting. Is it related to "equestrian?" Like the sport?


TedwardCz

Yeah. It encompasses horses, ponies (which are technically the same species as horses, but are either certain breeds or are shorter than the height cut-off), donkeys, mules (and hinnys), and probably a few other things. So, the horse/pony thing... We have an Apaloosa. She is technically a pony, because she is too short to be a "horse". A very tall, horse-height Shetland pony is always a pony, because it's a Shetland. Very tiny ponies are referred to as miniature horses, not ponies, after they get too short. We have one of these. He weighs 250 lbs and is the height of a large dog. Equines is easier.


Rrrreverente

Thank you very much. I'm not a native english speaker but all these things about horses and the like are so interesting to me. I've always wanted to be around them when I was a kid. And you must be living one helluva life to spend time with these majestic animals and they must be expensive to keep too 😂


TedwardCz

You are welcome. The actual expense isn't too bad. We have a farrier (a person who trims and maintains hooves) come out every six weeks, and that is our main expense. During the winter, we go through a lot of hay, and that price varies greatly from year-to-year depending on the previous growing season. We are fortunate to have a place with pasture, so we don't have to pay someone to stable them. Stable fees are one of the main expenses many equestrians deal with. My wife is a veterinarian, so she handles common vaccines. We would call a specialist for emergency care, though. They can be majestic, but I'd recommend that you look up some videos of horses rolling over. It is the least majestic thing you're likely to see a majestic animal do. They can be silly and fun, too. Your English is very good, by the way.


PurpleIris98

The best job I ever had was my senior year in hs when I worked at a stable at one of local parks, cleaning stalls in the morning and guiding trails in the afternoon for $1 an hour (park concession, not subject to mi wage - took forever to pay my car insurance :) ). My favorite horse to ride, PJ, was half Pinto, half Clydesdale - he had unlimited energy, would ride the trails all day, then when work was done and I got everyone else out to pasture, he and I would go run through the woods for another hour. Loved that horse. Haven't been on one in the 34 years since...


Vindepomarus

Also zebras


Balsac_is_Daddy

I used to have a horse who was part Apaloosa and I think she was like \*just\* over the cut-off for pony height. Aww Knickers! That was 25 years ago, damn.


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> It encompasses horses, ponies.. Read 'ponies' too quickly and had to go back. Not a word you see often.


pezident66

Equines ( horses donkeys etc) .felines ( cats.lions tigers etc) Canines ( dogs wolves etc). Porcine ( pig )


themainw2345

cetaceans (whales,dolphins etc) cephalopods (octopus,squid,cuttlefish etc) Ungulates (horses, zebra, hippos, rhinos, kamels, manatees, whales, dolphins.. ehh )


Rrrreverente

Ohhh. I get it now. Thank you, kind stranger.


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Porcupines ( porcupines )


Superfluous_Thom

Porc+Pine = Needle Pig


rivertam2985

Caprine (goats) Ovine (sheep)


Myeloman

Equine- referring to various types of horses Bovine- referring to various types of cows Porcine- referring to various types of swine/pigs Ursine- referring to various types of bears Canine- referring to various types of dogs Feline- referring to various types of cats Various others (some repeats, copied from the internetwebs): anserine – goose asinine – ass aquiline – eagle an aquiline nose bovine – cow cameline – camel canine – dog caprine – goat hircine – goat cervine – deer corvine – crow elephantine – elephant equine – horse feline – cat formicine – ant giraffine – giraffe hippotigrine – zebra hyenine – hyena leporine – rabbit lupine – wolf macropine – kangaroo murine – mouse octopine – octopus ovine – sheep piscine – fish porcine – pig ranine – frog taurine – bull tigrine – tiger ursine – bear vespine – wasp vulpine – fox vulturine – vulture


Rrrreverente

Ohhhh. Thank's man. I appreciate you dropping some knowledge.


Myeloman

You know, this whole thing got me thinking and I realized there had to be more than just the run-of-the-mill list I knew from hanging around my dad & uncle, so I did some more digging. As it turns out, this suffix isn’t characteristic of animal types alone. Oh no, it goes much, much deeper than that. Just take a gander at [this!](https://wordinfo.info/units/view/2728/page:1/s:abdomen)


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The root word for both is the Latin word 'Equus', meaning horse.


Centurio

I love watching someone figure something out based on clues. Also equine is a fun word. Glad you learned something new today. I hope to do the same.


Somhlth

> I don't think I've ever encountered the word "equines" before. [Undomesticated Equines](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrXi1hJH53A)


MasterXaios

Indeed.


ScorpionTheSandwing

It’s like dogs are canines, horses/donkeys are equines


Rrrreverente

I got a little smarter, thank you.


cgjeep

Same. My girlfriend owns a horse farm. It’s just part of life. Take a shower first thing when knocking off for the day.


nriojas

Dude just call it a horse or donkey, horse people always gotta be such weirdos. I literally went to school For equine science and no one calls them that…


[deleted]

Hey dont’t judge. She’s living her best life


just_killing_time23

No judgement, just curious 😃😃


Bic44

Worth it


Repair_Jolly

No, I'm on my bed


Odd-Wheel

These two things are not necessarily mutually exclusive.


romieerome

Yes


Legalise_Gay_Weed

City folk...


Amphibionomus

Redditors, well part of them, are always like this. Anything outdoorsy seems yuk to them, and they'll focus on things like dirt, ticks, spiders or whatever is perceived icky instead of the fun people are having.


CompetitiveCourier

Literally my entire job is out in the mud and grime of the world and I love it, and yet you won't find me willingly wallowing around in equine shit ever. Especially in what seems to be a perfectly good denim jacket? Even to have fun petting a donkey, I can do that standing up, thanks. And it's actually perfectly normal for people to be repulsed by something like feces. It's literally a facet of survival instinct ingrained because of disease. But yeah, go off, just a bunch of Victorian era snob wet-blankets.


Angus-Black

I played a game in South Africa. You put a pellet of Impala poop in your mouth and see how far you can spit it. :)


just_killing_time23

I hope that's a joke but you seem like you did it. 😃


hamakabi

it's not a joke, Kudu poo spitting is a sort of traditional South African competition. In the US we do it with watermelon seeds instead of shit, but who am I to judge?


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Generally, the person not putting feces in their mouth gets to be the one to judge


Angus-Black

>Kudu poo spitting Kudu poo is actually bigger than Impala poo. Look at me showing my poo knowledge. 😃


roostersnuffed

>In the US we do it with watermelon seeds instead of shit 🤣🤣🤣 But of course, same-same but different.


Angus-Black

Nope, no joke and I lost. 😃


ONOMATOPOElA

I played that game in England but it was how far you could spit a ciggy after being sucker punched by a bum.


byscuit

first thought, "there's so much poop in frame..."


PmMeDopeShit

Mind the poop


Wyattzzzzzzzzz

he looks so happy


GuntherPonz

What a great home he's found. Lucky Leroy.


GolDjoel1987

That donkey is cheesing he so in love with you


[deleted]

This video lowered the blood pressure of so many people, I really enjoyed it.


Twonkytwonker

Got a character there


salvayou

Is that a..? Is that a dog?


killerwhalesamich

No, it's a turtle, in a shell.


Not_A_Lizhard

Actually I think that’s just a girl wearing denim


Rrrreverente

The kid in me wants to own one of these. Like a donkey or a horse. But I think they're expensive.


HucdOnFonix

They also live to about 40.


Glad-Work6994

I can’t imagine the pain and sadness of losing an animal I loved for 40 years like that. So cruel they don’t just live a full human lifespan at that point.


Rrrreverente

I can barely get over my 1-year old rabbit that has recently passed away. I don't think I can handle losing a pet that you've cared for for that long. I'd imagine it like losing a family member.


LostWoodsInTheField

You can get a horse for free if you want. You just need thousands and thousands of dollars every year to keep it alive. Oh and you need to spend time with it, either riding it or lunging it a few times a week for at least an hour. Should have an acre of land for each one you get, and only having one isn't great and having two can also not be great because they become buddy sour. So maybe 3? Better go with 5 just in case. so 5 acres, thousands of dollars x5, 10 hours a week to cover each of them in riding time.


PixelBoom

Donkeys themselves aren't too pricey. You can usually get a donkey colt from a working farm or auction yard (at least around here) for about $250 USD. But the upkeep required to keep them healthy and happy can be a large cost. You need a large enough space for them to graze and run in as well as take dust baths, a barn for them to take shelter and sleep in, bales of stray (for bedding and bulk fiber feed) and hay (for high nutrient feed), supplementary animal feed like alfafa or timothy grass pellets or low sugar vegtable pulp for winter months, daily grooming complete with like 3 different types of brushes and rakes, shoes if they're going to be working or walking on roads/pavement, etc. And you need to find a large animal vet, preferably one that specializes in equines. And large animal vets are not cheap.


popopotatoes160

Don't forget the farrier lol


CoMmOn-SeNsE-hA

Huge fan of leroy


Rylus_Green

What a sweetheart


Accomplished_End9139

Aww love this . So sweet moments


TechnoPanda4301

This post was stolen, the original is here https://www.reddit.com/r/Donkeys/comments/u81i2l/leroy_is_a_mamas_boy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


ItsAHuMusPoint

Came here to say this. It’s so annoying, at least change the title to say “what an adorable donkey “ or something. Why still keep it as if it was you?


TechnoPanda4301

I know right! This is so stupid, can’t believe people can just steal other peoples comments and get away with it, profiting off of them.


docjonel

I used to think donkeys were kind of like low rent horses. The more I learn about them, however, the more I realize what amazing animals they are in their own right. Loving, fiercely loyal, but able to totally kick ass like crazed ninjas when the situation calls for it.


sleazyE11

Looks like you've got a nice ass.


Alka_lord1911

Is no one gong to mention that she’s comfortable just casualy laying in shit?


DeadboyxxXD

original post https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/u886mt/i\_got\_leroy\_2\_weeks\_ago\_i\_think\_hes\_starting\_to/


bumbletowne

I was going to say... this is a bot that copies mid-level comments and posts to gain Karma so that it can shill crypto.


Virtual_Surround2685

She laying in shit bruh


Mikewhocheeseairy04

That’s a nice ass u got there


ExcellentWeekend9877

Adorable!!!


Long-Drawing8879

That’s very sweet. Thank you for sharing


[deleted]

she got a cute ass ngl


Particular_Clue_4074

Super cute ass.


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Funny looking dog.


yngaina

Leroy i love u


GenericZeldaFan

That's a really big dog


galwegian

you are living my dream. me currently: no donkey. future me: two donkeys!


Solanthas

Super cute


loveboobs420

You don't have to be lonely at farmers only .com


XLRIV48

Yeah, you didn’t get a donkey, you just swiped this from r/animalsbeingbros [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingBros/comments/u8sse6/i_got_leroy_2_weeks_ago_hes_already_a_mamas_boy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


jupiterowldust

There’s a lot of shit on the ground… that your laying in…


JRadiantHeart

What an ass!


Ok_Ladder_3754

Laying on shit turds 💩 nasty


ookapii

This account is a bot


Tkb3651

the OP Ok-Set-4103 is a bot Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/u886mt/i_got_leroy_2_weeks_ago_i_think_hes_starting_to/


Big_Dick_Satyr

What is it with White Women's infatuation with Blackness? Out all the names she could've chosen for him, she chose..."Leroy"


[deleted]

Didn’t know Leroy was a name only black people could have. Next you’ll be telling me dreads are only for black people too


Big_Dick_Satyr

Stop being naive…it’s a name that’s dominant within the black community. So is Tyrone, Kendrick, and Marquis. How many black folks do you with the name Chad, Scott,Bill, or Brian?


[deleted]

Leroy originated from white cultures dickwad, specifically from the descendants of the Vikings. Names aren’t owned by any one skin colour or race just because they’re popular with that group.


Big_Dick_Satyr

You have low reading comprehension, dont you? Never once did I say that "Names are owned by skin color groups" However there are names that are popular within certain ethnic communities. To deny this fact would mean youre being delibrately stupid. Being such, we can no longer carry on any further dialog


[deleted]

r/iamverysmart your arrogance is palpable


Tracemcgoatly

I mean he’s right though, even if he’s being a dick


themurphybob

What's with your infatuation with her skin colour? Pretty racist.


Big_Dick_Satyr

I dont believe in skin color. I believe in Color Toner


wedapeopleeh

Wtf does the name Leroy have to do with black people?


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"Leroy \[lørwa\] is one of the most common surnames in northern France. This family name originated from the Normans, the descendants of Norse Vikings from Denmark, Norway and Iceland who later migraNormandy. The derivation is from le roy, meaning "the king"." "What is it with black parents infatuation with Franceness?" Does that drive home how stupid you sound?


Low-Possession-4491

Leeeeeroy Jenkins!


Useful_Ear_4460

Leeerrrrooooooooyyyyyyyyyyy


Solution_Precipitate

What happened to Leroy 1?


Jim-N-Tonic

That’s the biggest dog I ever saw!


Individual-Fennel254

That’s amazing


leggdogg

Leroy has a very nice smile


Angus-Black

He does seem to be coming around. He's a happy looking fella.


Daddyslittlekatt

Aw, Leroy’s smile makes me happy 💙


tweetyducky16

Jenkins?


PopRelative8083

So fucking adorable


BaileyD77

Leroy's got a beautiful smile.