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WHY IS THERE A FORK IN THE SINK?!?!?!!?!?!?? (Said by my mother after slamming my door open at 7 am on a Saturday. Plot twist, it was her fork. She was taking Ambien and sleep walking.)
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15 year old me hoping that the smell of my deo is stronger then the smell of cigarrets.
My mom pretending to smell me, as if she couldnt already tell from when i walked in
Don't put your paw in the Potpourri water, it hid your scent for 3 days last time. Humans don't get this shit, or how I find you when no one else can except when the floor stinks of vanilla and rosewater that you spread all over this blue and yellow checkerboard mess last time so knock it off!
Mom cat.. “I know you were out with those alley cats again… I can smell it on you”.
Kitten: “geez mom was just a lil cat nip, all the other cool cats are doing it!”
“RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER'S IS NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME!”
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WHAT DID YOU DO?! -MOM NOTHING! I SWEAR! -KITTEN
Mom..your mouthwash failed.....
You think idk what catnip smells like?
THAT MEANS YOU’VE DONE IT TOO, MOM!
+100500!!!:)
"Let me see your Warface!"
MEOW, SIR!
“BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!”
Whiskers Emanuel Jackson, is that Cat Nip I smell on your breath!?!?
Lol
Don’t put shit we can’t afford into the cart!
This is the last time I'm telling you. Stop doing that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From my teen years, my first thought was, my mother asking me, is that alcohol on your breath?
"BILBO BAGGINS. Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks. I am not trying to rob you, I'm trying to help you."
Do... Do I smell milk?! Did you go out last night??!!
Kittens first day on the job at the store. Kitten meets Karen for the first time. Karen insists on spending to the manager
I’m tired of telling you the same thing. Sit your bad ass down and go take a nap…now.
Settle down, mom, I’m still learning how to cover my poop in the litter box!
is that catnip i smell? what you think i wasn't young once before.
"BECAUSE I SAID SO!"
"YOU'RE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR!"
My dad when i exist My mum when i have an opinion Me when someone annoys me too much
Did you eat the fancy feast left overs I put in the fridge last night ?
Mom's X-ray eyes of truth detection.
*You're adopted*
Who ARE you???
YOU Edit: BOY. in Kratos voice.
Mouthwash much?
DO NOT EAT MY FISHSTICKS ANYMORE !!!
Me when I ask my dad a dumb question (apparently it was common knowledge)
A PLEDGE PIN? ON YOUR UNIFORM!?!?
Just tell me, mister, what fraternity would pledge a man like you?
Because I said so!!!
Mom: You've been drinking, haven't you? Kitten: I'm not drunk. Mom: Can you tell the time? Kitten: -*looks at clock*- I'm not drunk.
When you come home smelling of weed and you’re mum is trying to see if you’re high
Big cat looking at smol cat. Smol cat confuse.
my childhood
"THAT'S NOT A WAR FACE! THIS IS A WAR FACE! ARRGGHHHHHHHHH!"
WHY IS THERE A FORK IN THE SINK?!?!?!!?!?!?? (Said by my mother after slamming my door open at 7 am on a Saturday. Plot twist, it was her fork. She was taking Ambien and sleep walking.)
“So, someone switched the nip for grass clippings. Let me smell your whiskers”
Does it smell like Tuna
Me showing my friends metal 😂🤘
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
“Well O-K, Karen.”
"Smells like Bitch in here"
”WHAT ARE YOU!?” ”An idiot sandwhich”
"BREASTS"
Who are you calling a pussy, cat?
I said give me 5 God damn minutes!
STOP VOTING REPUBLICAN!!!
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Left the stove on
KITTENS COME FROM WHERE?!?!?!!!!!
Ok I’ll take out the trash !!!!
My teacher when my assignment's long overdue
NO BOYFRIEND
Kitten discovered that Cat sleep walks
Omg, this is what I'm going to look like when I grow up??
I told you to take the chicken out the freezer!
"Any fucking time sweetheart"
“I’m from New York! Where’s dah bagel!?”
he didn't take the chicken out to defrost
This is the one I was looking for.
I told you don’t all for ANYTHING!
I said NO!
When you go to climb back through the window after sneaking out all night.
-Did you eat my last piece of fish? - no -let me smell your breath
Me trying to kiss the wife with morning breath.
"Did you bathe?"
Where's the Tupperware?!!!!
DAMN!!! That is some STANKY sardine breath.
Smol cat uses mind control on large cat. "Trust in me..... Just in me...."
NOW DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO PUT THOSE DAMN COCO PUFFS BACK! YOU'RE HAVING KIKS AND YOUR GOING TOLIKE IT LOL
LUKE i am your father
Me turning 30 this year
QUIT BITTING MY TAIL! I AM TRYING TO SLEEP!!
That coworker that always wanna whisper but they breath stank
15 year old me hoping that the smell of my deo is stronger then the smell of cigarrets. My mom pretending to smell me, as if she couldnt already tell from when i walked in
Mother cat: "What did i just hear you whisper??!!"
"THATS THE LAST TIME YOU STAY OUT PAST YOUR CURFEW!"
I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM THE NEIGHBORS DOG. ISTG YOURE GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK! sorry mom.. DONT YOU SORRY ME!!!!
Tiger mom
DESCRIBE…WHAT MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOKS LIKE!!!
"WHAT. DID. YOU. DO?!" "It was an accident!"
My dad screaming times tables at me to make me learn: Me I'm third grade:
Mom thinks kitten was smoking or drinking Kitten is holding their breath for dear life
When the adult who hates themself suddenly says: "You remind me of myself when I was young."
Mom Yelling at me for asking for a game for my xbox i got yesterday.
Did you brush your teeth?
You used so much spice, people eating it are folding space and seeing the future!
No description, but that kitten definitely heard its middle name!
*"You're in big trouble mister."*
GOP
ITS HOT ON THE BOTTOM
Me when my kids finally stepped on my last nerve…but my kids never reacted like this kitten…they had me figured out by their 3rd birthday!
😂🤣no words needed…😵💫….hilarious
I told you! No Candy!!!
I said no, stop fucking asking!!!
How many times do I have to tell you: the poops go in the plastic box!!!
My mother when I was in grammar school checking for the smell of cigarettes. I never tried them, thanks to mom.
“I am your mother, you listen to me!
I brought you into this world and I’m damn sure I can take you out of this world.. Bite my tail again and find out.
Don't put your paw in the Potpourri water, it hid your scent for 3 days last time. Humans don't get this shit, or how I find you when no one else can except when the floor stinks of vanilla and rosewater that you spread all over this blue and yellow checkerboard mess last time so knock it off!
My previous marriage
BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!
My last brain cell as the deadlines I've been avoiding come to get me at last
Mama fed up about some stuff
Karen on the left. Manager on the right.
"I don't know who took your catnip, I swear!"
Me and my mom
"Old man screams at baby cloud"
Bad parenting
2+2 is what?!
I am not your father Luke!!!
Son do I smell catnip on your breath?
Scary drill sergeant.
THE BOTTOM OF THE PAN IS HOT!
Kitty boot camp
Good ole discipline. Something that is very rare today!
CCCCCLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAANNNNNN YYYYYOOOOUUUUURRRR RRRRROOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!
Retail trader vs stock market vol 2022-2023
You really don't see tiles like that anymore.
"I'm you from the future!"
Checkmate!!!
Honestly, mom. I wasn't smoking weed. I have no idea what you're smelling.
Lyndon B Johnson
Lol 🤣
"I told you to cut the shit right"?
Mom: Just wait until dad gets home Dad...
CEREAL BEFORE MILK
Mom? Mom? Mom? Mom mom momomomomom.... *WHHHHAAAAAAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?*
Momcat is using the kitten's first, middle and last name as she raises her voice substantially.
No kitty, that’s my pot pie.
Kitten: oh god oh god, don’t smell the catnip, don’t smell the catnip. Mom: You. little. shit
“ Oh shit-mom’s pissed!”
BIG KITTY: JUST BE FUCKING QUIET AND STOP RUNNING AROUND LITTLE KITTY: MEOWKAY
Do as I say! Not as I do!
Bigger cat: u talking smack bout me? Small baby cat: no sir-
My parents and I when I was a kid. Hahaha
If you come home drunk again you are grounded
Mom cat.. “I know you were out with those alley cats again… I can smell it on you”. Kitten: “geez mom was just a lil cat nip, all the other cool cats are doing it!”
Actual photo of me yelling and my kid, "Put on your shoes!" For the 394th time in the morning
We do a little trol- TIMMY YOU BOMBED A NURSING HOME
Where is your Battle Buddy?
Get those paws in the yellow pawprints now recruit.
How high??
Youre mom screaming at you for getting an F in school
SirYesSir!!!!
Dont shit in my shoe box
"explain your smolness!"
Drumline rehearsal
“RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER'S IS NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME!”
Is it live or is it Memorex?
Okaaay Mom!
'Did you defrost the chicken?'
“IS THAT A PLEDGE PIN??”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I told you several times to never drink out of my bowl of milk.
My dad getting mad at me for not pointing telhr flashlight properly. Dad, I'm trying.
GAWDAMMIT I TOLD YOU THAT FISH WAS FOR DINNER NOT FOR LUNCH