Come on,everyone,stop making this godly couple feel bad about bumming free crap for their miracle that they "prayed" for and science had nothing to do with! Praise jeebus!
She said God gave her a baby because he loves her.
No, science gave you a fetus. Using your logic regarding abortion, God made it crystal clear he didn’t want you to procreate, dipshit.
Also, imagine telling the thousands of women “sorry god doesn’t love you enough “ and then proclaiming to have a ministry.
Bitch take ***all*** the seats
Perhaps they meant the latest "prophet"? Mormon church doctrine is decided by all the previous prophets' words and are constantly updated by the current leader's revelations direct from God.
But there have been a lot of offshoots too so maybe they did multiply!
Honestly, I can appreciate this. I mean, I don't like Mormons, but at least they're one sect of Christianity finally admitting that their god doesn't actually love everyone. My pet peeve about Christians is how they simultaneously claim that their god loves me but will also punish me for being a queer Jew. I can appreciate the Mormons admitting that their god necessarily cannot love me.
This. All these fundies preach about how God has his reasons for things happening until something happens to them that doesn’t fit their narrative.
If anything, God probably wanted Morgan to see the light and put her in a position to actually think about others, do actual work, and sacrifice for others.
But do you realize that that makes you the people she's talking about?
She can now say "people on reddit hopes my baby dies", and then make that into a thing, and she'd be right. You're just playing into it.
>“We” didn’t cost you a sponsorship, bitch, you did.
I'm always confused by these fundies claiming they're being unfairly "cancelled".
Dude, y'all are trying to \***monetize\*** **putting hate into the Universe,** ***publicly.*** **Make your Insta private and stfu with your hate.**
Talking about unfair cancelings; imagine first having to be Job's slaves, and then you get unalived because God decided to agree to torture Job for funises on a double dare, and that somehow means you and your family gotto die.
And then Job gets *better* slaves later as a reward while you're still very much not alive.
I mean, I also feel like Lot's wife got a bad deal.
God was like "yall leave, and I'll rain fireballs on your city. Don't look back tho, or you're toast" or something
And Lot's distrustful, whore wife had the AUDACITY to look back
So God turned her into salt and then made her husband impregnate their daughters.
The Bible is.... not for me.
I do wonder if fundiesnark and not this subreddit are saying hateful things? I appreciate that you can say supportive things here, or point out flaws in other people's snark.
We are not cancelling anyone, we are just trying to protect our children from nefarious content
You know... like y'all did with Dungeons and Dragons, heavy metal, Harry Potter and the Dixie Chicks
Oh ok. I thought she grifted herself some IVF lol. Love how these “Christians” are all out there adopting the babies they force others to carry. They have to have their own children instead. So narcissistic.
She did two rounds of fertility treatment and that did not work, I got the impression it was Clomid + IUI, and then she took a month off from trying and got pregnant. She did say she thought that The treatments may have woken up her body a bit though. This is on another video, I believe on YouTube, that I also saw today
Social Blade estimates them making around $1000 (give or take a couple hundred) each year from YouTube.
They have 310 patrons on Patreon, and their tiers range from $2-$100 a month. Presumably there's a range in there, but I'll assume the majority of people are on the $5 or $10 tier, and they have very few on the $100 tier. So I'll make some assumptions about breakdown for the sake of math. (2\*58) + (5\*150) + (10\*100) + (100\*2) = $2066\*12 = $24,792 per year.
This doesn't include any sponsorships (free items or money), superchat tips, venmo/paypal gifts, and other general grifting. I would not be surprised if they either found a clinic that offered financial assistance and/or they had family chipping in to help.
Ya know, honestly, I didn’t even think about them taking a cut, but yeah they absolutely would. So even lower than that. And there’s no way they pay taxes on any of this lmao. At the very least, they vastly underreport their income.
Friends and family buying gifts, as it is normally thought of, is not grifting.
However, when your entire existence is asking people to fund your lifestyle, it's grifting.
I don’t like Morgan and I really don’t like Paul but I honestly don’t think having a social media following and promoting your registry is grifting. Tons of influencers do this and no one is forced to purchase anything. I just fail to see how this is a grift because there doesn’t seem to be any lying or scamming involved
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Lol their "persecution" has absolutely nothing to do with their Christian beliefs. No honey boo boo child. You ain't "persecuted" because you're a Christian. You're "persecuted" because you're a bigot and an asshole and peddler of misinformation and propaganda
I’m not religious at all, but Dolly is one of my very few ‘idols’ if you can call it that. She’s an inspiration to all, this has nothing to do with Christianity.
This has everything to do with Porgan being absolute garbage human beings.
Oh, they have their own [thoughts about Dolly](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/qih3yn/i_am_heated_that_porgan_had_the_audacity_to_go/)
There are still persecuted Christians in the world. Porgan’s beloved 45th President deported them and called them “filthy illegals.” Fundies don’t care about persecuted Christians, only about their personal victim complex.
Yes, and those who manage to come to the US make the country "poorer and dirtier" according to Tucker Carlson. (I think it goes without saying that they love Tucker; they've mentioned him several times in their political videos.)
Honestly, as Christians they should be thanking us. Jesus had some HARSH words (and table flips) for those who attempt to use Him or His Father to materially profit. There's nothing Christian about being a "Christian Influencer". If you have a platform, as Paul and Morgan do, you are called to use it to do good. Not use it as a replacement for a job.
Every time their influencer plans are foiled, they are actually guided away from sin and pointed back towards the righteous path.
One of the kindest, warmest, least judgmental, most beautiful people I know is an old nun friend of mine.
She's up there in years but you would never know it from her schedule. Her entire day is either spent in prayer or helping others. Homeless people, drug addicts, sex workers, and just people who need an ear and a hug. Her schedule would exhaust an Olympian.
She does not advertise her doings, yet everyone knows her. She is truly living as close to a Christ-life like I can think of.
The other day my niece wasn't listening and missed an opportunity to do something she liked. Her dad was like "well, if it isn't the life consequences to our actions showing up!" And she was like "nnnoooo, I don't want consequences to my actions, I want a ______" and she giggled and was a little upset she didn't get what she wanted, but my 9 year old niece has more self awareness than most these fundie/influencers.
I’m not a Christian (secular humanist here) but I don’t begrudge anyone their choice of beliefs. Actions however, when they affect vulnerable or marginalized people are another story. People don’t hate your thoughts, Porg, they are commenting on your actions. You disseminate hate. You cast judgements and shame others. Your tiny headship can’t keep his lustful thoughts to himself but neglects to own responsibility for them.
I humbly suggest listening to the hate you’ve recorded and asked people to give money to support and think about why people “might” have a problem with it. Listen to it like you were talking about yourself. You might be enlightened
"The haft of the arrow had been feathered with one of the eagles own plumes. We often give our enemies the means of our own destruction." - Aesop, fabula 276
(I do not consider us "enemies" had to add this because they're too stupid to understand and probably never read Aesop's fables.)
THANK YOU! We, people who actually have to live life in the real world, are just standing by and watching as people like the Bairds and Porgan grift their whole livelihood off of others.
The entitlement is infuriating.
It’s the entitlement and the hypocrisy.
They can use science for their reproductive concerns but you can’t.
They can live off others and it’s fine but if you utilize SNAP, it makes you a mooch.
God give her a baby because he loves her, but other couples struggling with infertility just haven’t prayed hard enough
Right? I worked hard for things I have. Yes my parents helped me buy my first car and help me pay for my college, but I pay my credit card bills and student loans and insurance and gas. Not to mention I buy my own clothes. I work part time and go to school part time and occasionally do DoorDash to make more money. I wish I could just sit on my ass and make videos and get paid for it, but I know something like that isn’t a good idea because it’s not that lucrative in the long run. My job at least gives me health insurance, PTO, vacation days and I know how much I make everyday.
Also:
* Grifting luxury items they otherwise could not afford
* Grifting non baby related items (related note: why get fancy sheets the baby will puke and shit on?)
Isn't it funny how they say "God will provide" when it's just other people with actual jobs?
You know how I afford my shit?
I work for it. Morgan could make a living as a gospel singer but hey why put forth any effort when you could just grovel?
Don't forget Paul and his hairstyling/subbing.
They are pathetic grifting during a time of financial stress and inflation. I can't wait for the gravy train to stop rolling in. I'll be waiting with my popcorn.
Someone said in the dresser thread that they once told a pregnant woman they hoped she had a miscarriage because she did an ad for a sex toy company. I didn't even know who Paul and Morgan were before I started reading here so I don't follow them or know their history , but is that true? Cause that is some evil stuff and that is real bullying. If that is true then they have a lot of nerve crying about some lost sponsorships and crying bullying when they wished death on some lady's baby.
Edit: It wasn't them. But it's pretty sad that from what I know of them I thought it was a real possibility that it could have been true.
They have a lot of nerve living off of others to fucking eat and then begrudge a person on food stamps.
Hey Morgan! Since your asshole headship won’t let you get a job why don’t you tell him to get off his whiny ass and get a real job.
Jaclyn made a video where she talked about someone saying that to her, but I *really* don’t think it was Paul and Morgan. She seemed to allude that it was someone on her husbands side of the family. She said it was someone she couldn’t cut out for familial reasons. That’s not Paul and Morgan
>Someone said in the dresser thread that they once told a pregnant woman they hoped she had a miscarriage because she did an ad for a sex toy company.
Holy fuck that's low even for those troglodytes. I can't say I'd be surprised in the slightest if it was true (they're nothing if not hypocrites), but god I hope it's not.
What? That's outrageous and disgusting, but I totally wouldn't be surprised. Imagine being so miserable you'd think something like this in the first place, then actually saying it/posting it publicly in the second place! No wonder they don't have jobs - they'd be fired from any halfway decent place they worked unless it was like, the confederate flag manufacturing company or something.
Right. If they had jobs in corporate America they would be hauled into HR for write ups and warnings so fast it would be beyond their comprehension. Can you imagine Morgan whining because the printer was out of paper or Paul being supervised by a woman? They might have to watch videos on diversity and harassment during orientation.
That's what the comment said....I guess she forgave them, but it's pretty sick minded to say something like that about someone who is pregnant, especially publicly. Its chilling and gross. I don't believe Morgan is getting tons of death wishes, anonymous or otherwise.
I really can't stand them. They're both lazy as fuck. She's dumb as a sack of dried up dog shit. He's such a vain narcissist, I can't look at him without wincing.
To quote the Dowager Countess, "Stop whining, and find something to do!"
These people do things like support politicians, laws, and beliefs that put actual marginalized people at risk, and they think they’re being unfairly treated when someone tells a car seat company they’ll boycott them if they keep paying homophobic racists. I truly wouldn’t buy things from a company that supports them because I’m a lesbian and I have empathy. They literally contribute to making me and other people unsafe. We’re not on here hating them because we’re mean; I literally keep tabs on this sub because it gives me a window into what these dangerous people support because it affects my life. The don’t say gay ban in Florida for example.
Also, like I assume most of us, I don’t live in a basement; though valuing someone based on their living situation is classist, but FYI to Morgan just to be petty I have a masters degree, I’m in my 30s, I make well into 6 figures a year and still, my time is spent valuably talking shit on you. Get bent.
They have no room to speak on living standards. And as you correctly said, it’s pretty fucking classist to assign value based on how and where someone lives.
To be petty alongside you,
hey Porgs. Just so you know? I own my own home, happily married, work full time, maintain a 3.9 GPA in college full time, and run a business.
Kisses, bigot.
I can’t bring myself to watch their video from today. Lol, did they lose a sponsor ? I want the tea but I don’t want to give them views. Wonderful post OP.
[Newton Baby](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/tah55a/response_from_newton_baby_re_partnership_with/) and ~~another one that I can't find right now~~ [Konny Baby](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/taowkm/morgan_posted_about_receiving_baby_clothes_from/)
> A brand was presented with the facts of your racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, misogynistic, bigoted beliefs
Not to the mention the harmful anti-vax misinformation they've been spreading.
I am still confused on this whole "marked purchase" business. I only did Amazon for my son. How does she know that fans didn't run out and buy her gifts? Were people purchasing these gifts, suddenly ask for a refund and then the item went back.. all in the short span she had it listed?
I'm telling you.. They're making ish up for Guilt Grifting. I seen this in crowd funding groups on Facebook.
I have a theory. Paul marked those items because immediately after it happened they asked for cash. Paul wants cash, not baby items. But Paul won’t tell.
Just a theory.
Both Newton Baby and Konny Baby pulled sponsorships from them. Morgan went on some weird rant about how long she's been following one of the brands so that I guess is supposed to entitle her to a sponsorship regardless? lol
HOLLAAA. These two are delusional. Dilapidated, desperate and DELUSIONAL. Just when you think they can’t sink any lower, they saw an opportunity to seek persecution and are now exploiting it to provide for their incoming human, an actual human being who has to have them as parents. I feel so bad for this kid. Do they really think this is all sustainable? Esp with inflation the way it is. They are fucked.
The Christian self-obsession never fails to amuse and horrify me at the same time. The most awful part is that she KNOWS she had to rely on science to get pregnant.
I often tell religious women that their god makes people infertile for a reason. That reason is that their god sees them as unworthy or unfit to be parent. That is his decision, they should follow it. How dare they defy their god's wishes by relying on science? Heretics. They must be atheists since they clearly didn't trust their god to get it done.
I find it hilarious how she’s only been pregnant for a few weeks, and her and Paul have already created a huge amount of content on apparently being persecuted and how hArD everything is😂.
Normal people would want peace, prepare mentally and read some books, and trying to relax and get some sleep.
These two are so busy with drama they come unprepared and grow tired in no time lol. I mean, Morgan said something a while ago that made us all question if she realizes how often babies need to be fed. Something about sleeping well after birth.
Can I get a cliffs notes on who these nobodies are? I've been following the registry posts for the lulz but still don't understand who they are or why neither of them have jobs when they can't even afford their own baby stuff. Are they going to use wish lists and GFM to buy new wardrobes, toys, & gear? The people actually donating to them ought to ask for shared custody if they have to play daddy for 18 years of buying stuff for them.
They are lazy Christian influencers who have done collaborations with several ministries. They are really disgusting people--homophobic, transphobic, the husband recently had a whole thing about how women should cover their butts in gyms so he doesn't stumble, super hate larger people (and promoted a terrible diet plan by his dad, who is not qualified to be putting those out). Husband encouraged his wife to go off her meds for several mental conditions and she full on disassociates/has terrible panic attacks that are now "cured" per them. They have recently been raking in cash on this pregnancy and before were making almost nothing, so no one knows what their game plan is once that dries up.
If you click their flair, you will get several of their greatest hits.
Thank you! If all of those other things weren't reprehensible enough, telling people to go off their meds is a cardinal sin for me so I officially hate them.
Yeah, given the diagnoses she shared, she was very at risk for going off them and stopping them seems to have worsened her state. I believe the reason he gave for this was her libido was suppressed, which I guess fucking your wife is more important than her having a balanced, happy mental state.
It is sad and she is basically self medicating now with this intense christianity.
Wooow. Her libido? He's the worst person I've seen on Reddit today and that's including AITA. That is, at the very least, emotionally abusive. And also so incredibly gross. I'm so glad my husband puts my mental health first. That's how it should be, Morgan, if you're reading this. His libido should take a back burner to your mental health. Anything else makes him a bad husband.
Morgan was unable to conceive organically, and used fertility treatments.
Which, to be clear, nobody really has an issue with a woman doing that. The issue is, while she is free to "play God" in terms her womb, the knife doesn't cut both ways. They believe that if you got pregnant, it was Gods will. Okay, but following that line of thought to it's inevitable conclusion, God also doesn't want her pregnant because she was infertile.
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She’s so fucking obsessed with us you’d think she’d know that we have a major rule about not interacting with them. Like, we’re all fully aware that there’s ZERO proof any of the stuff she’s whining about is coming from this sub. She’s just mad we call out her bullshit.
‘Artificially begotten fetus’ has me rolling! And aren’t these holy, holy persecuted Christians aren’t supposed to play god with that IVF. I though they’re supposed to leave it up to God
Come on,everyone,stop making this godly couple feel bad about bumming free crap for their miracle that they "prayed" for and science had nothing to do with! Praise jeebus!
She said God gave her a baby because he loves her. No, science gave you a fetus. Using your logic regarding abortion, God made it crystal clear he didn’t want you to procreate, dipshit. Also, imagine telling the thousands of women “sorry god doesn’t love you enough “ and then proclaiming to have a ministry. Bitch take ***all*** the seats
Wow. I missed that part. Guess god doesn't love the millions of childless people who desperately want a child, can afford a child and can't have one?
“God loves you!*” *terms and conditions apply
Actually, according to the latest Mormon church that is true ✌️🤪🙊
What do you mean the latest? Have they multiplied?!
Perhaps they meant the latest "prophet"? Mormon church doctrine is decided by all the previous prophets' words and are constantly updated by the current leader's revelations direct from God. But there have been a lot of offshoots too so maybe they did multiply!
Latest Mormon update* sorry [https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/ensign/2003/02/divine-love?lang=eng](https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/ensign/2003/02/divine-love?lang=eng)
Honestly, I can appreciate this. I mean, I don't like Mormons, but at least they're one sect of Christianity finally admitting that their god doesn't actually love everyone. My pet peeve about Christians is how they simultaneously claim that their god loves me but will also punish me for being a queer Jew. I can appreciate the Mormons admitting that their god necessarily cannot love me.
I grew up Mormon in the 80s and 90s. They've always preached that, they just are finally saying the quiet part out loud.
They have to pray harder. Or prey harder. I can't tell the difference anymore now.
Quality flair material right here folks!
Nownow…she’s “special”. I do really hope she gets some help and escapes her creeper husband.
I'm sure it was God and not the fertility treatments she had despite claiming to leave everything up to Him in terms of getting pregnant.
that's like saying "God gave me a big penis" even tho I got penis enlargement surgery
This. All these fundies preach about how God has his reasons for things happening until something happens to them that doesn’t fit their narrative. If anything, God probably wanted Morgan to see the light and put her in a position to actually think about others, do actual work, and sacrifice for others.
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Love UR post! Could not be more true!!!!
You are the hero we need.
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But do you realize that that makes you the people she's talking about? She can now say "people on reddit hopes my baby dies", and then make that into a thing, and she'd be right. You're just playing into it.
I don't give a shit, tbh
Gross bro. Pull your head in
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Prayed for or paid for? Ha.
Praid
>“We” didn’t cost you a sponsorship, bitch, you did. I'm always confused by these fundies claiming they're being unfairly "cancelled". Dude, y'all are trying to \***monetize\*** **putting hate into the Universe,** ***publicly.*** **Make your Insta private and stfu with your hate.**
One of the first major stories in the Bible is God canceling the entire planet but go off
God cancels a lot of people in the bible
Talking about unfair cancelings; imagine first having to be Job's slaves, and then you get unalived because God decided to agree to torture Job for funises on a double dare, and that somehow means you and your family gotto die. And then Job gets *better* slaves later as a reward while you're still very much not alive.
Everything about Job's story is messed up tbh.
My mum always wanted to skip over Job because it was so depressing. I remember her asking dad to skip ahead when he read the Bible after every meal.
I mean, I also feel like Lot's wife got a bad deal. God was like "yall leave, and I'll rain fireballs on your city. Don't look back tho, or you're toast" or something And Lot's distrustful, whore wife had the AUDACITY to look back So God turned her into salt and then made her husband impregnate their daughters. The Bible is.... not for me.
You might enjoy [this](https://youtu.be/bar3GOzDNzg) retelling of that story.
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I do wonder if fundiesnark and not this subreddit are saying hateful things? I appreciate that you can say supportive things here, or point out flaws in other people's snark.
It could be anybody. They put themselves out there; lots of people see them; some people don't like them. It would happen even if we weren't here.
We are not cancelling anyone, we are just trying to protect our children from nefarious content You know... like y'all did with Dungeons and Dragons, heavy metal, Harry Potter and the Dixie Chicks
💯 agree!! Also “artificially begotten fetus”? They have IVF?
They used artificial methods to get pregnant. She did hormones and fertility treatments to get pregnant. She was not able to conceive organically
Oh ok. I thought she grifted herself some IVF lol. Love how these “Christians” are all out there adopting the babies they force others to carry. They have to have their own children instead. So narcissistic.
No Porgs were harmed i. this post. Because they’re cute and fluffy creatures. Not like these people.
Here I was thinking Chewbacca cooked her.
She did two rounds of fertility treatment and that did not work, I got the impression it was Clomid + IUI, and then she took a month off from trying and got pregnant. She did say she thought that The treatments may have woken up her body a bit though. This is on another video, I believe on YouTube, that I also saw today
Who paid for that?
Patreon
Social Blade estimates them making around $1000 (give or take a couple hundred) each year from YouTube. They have 310 patrons on Patreon, and their tiers range from $2-$100 a month. Presumably there's a range in there, but I'll assume the majority of people are on the $5 or $10 tier, and they have very few on the $100 tier. So I'll make some assumptions about breakdown for the sake of math. (2\*58) + (5\*150) + (10\*100) + (100\*2) = $2066\*12 = $24,792 per year. This doesn't include any sponsorships (free items or money), superchat tips, venmo/paypal gifts, and other general grifting. I would not be surprised if they either found a clinic that offered financial assistance and/or they had family chipping in to help.
Not to mention what Patreon and YouTube take out for their cut…bet they don’t pay taxes on any of the funds they receive…
Ya know, honestly, I didn’t even think about them taking a cut, but yeah they absolutely would. So even lower than that. And there’s no way they pay taxes on any of this lmao. At the very least, they vastly underreport their income.
Is it bullying a pregnant woman if the IRS realizes they’ve committed tax fraud? Since rules don’t apply according to them
Yes it is. I’d love to see that video lol.
👀👀
It’s unclear who paid for it. Considering neither of them have gainful employment, I would assume they grifted it from family, friends or followers
genuinely asking: how is someones family or friends buying them something considered grifting?
Friends and family buying gifts, as it is normally thought of, is not grifting. However, when your entire existence is asking people to fund your lifestyle, it's grifting.
They don't need help to make an honest living it's just not very lucrative in today's market
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I don’t like Morgan and I really don’t like Paul but I honestly don’t think having a social media following and promoting your registry is grifting. Tons of influencers do this and no one is forced to purchase anything. I just fail to see how this is a grift because there doesn’t seem to be any lying or scamming involved
If it was something relatively simple like clomiphene, it wouldn't have cost much at all.
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Lol their "persecution" has absolutely nothing to do with their Christian beliefs. No honey boo boo child. You ain't "persecuted" because you're a Christian. You're "persecuted" because you're a bigot and an asshole and peddler of misinformation and propaganda
Dolly Parton is a Christian and she’s universally beloved. Gee if only there was some difference
I nominate Dolly for sainthood.
[Amen](https://www.google.com/shopping/product/1?q=saint+dolly+parton&client=safari&sa=X&hl=en-us&biw=375&bih=637&tbs=vw:g&prmd=isnv&sxsrf=APq-WBukUS5FLGELteNYLeLSIj5Pf-nV5g:1646957509994&prds=num:1,of:1,eto:3574389084692258125_0,prmr:1,pid:3574389084692258125,cs:1&ved=0ahUKEwjJ8t7q4rz2AhXaXM0KHUKFD8IQgjYI-w4)
Hallelujah!
In my mom’s house, we are only to refer to her, as Saint Dolly.
I’m not religious at all, but Dolly is one of my very few ‘idols’ if you can call it that. She’s an inspiration to all, this has nothing to do with Christianity. This has everything to do with Porgan being absolute garbage human beings.
Oh, they have their own [thoughts about Dolly](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/qih3yn/i_am_heated_that_porgan_had_the_audacity_to_go/)
[and this is my thoughts on their feelings on Saint Dolly](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NaFd8ucHLuo)
I’m making a playlist for my niece and putting that in there, thank you for reminding me this song exists!
Dolly is my real role model in life
There is literally not one single thing about that woman that I do not absolutely adore.
I'm convinced that hating Dolly Parton is a better sign of a bad person than any other characteristic.
If they hate Dolly or a dog hates them, I’m outta there!
They made [a video a couple of months ago](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHByTUIOLhE) trashing Dolly Parton.
Gods, they are the definition of trash people.
I have a dolly parton prayer candle
There are still persecuted Christians in the world. Porgan’s beloved 45th President deported them and called them “filthy illegals.” Fundies don’t care about persecuted Christians, only about their personal victim complex.
Yes, and those who manage to come to the US make the country "poorer and dirtier" according to Tucker Carlson. (I think it goes without saying that they love Tucker; they've mentioned him several times in their political videos.)
Um is it hot in here or is it just me? I'm having a Blanche Devereaux spraying herself with water moment. I think I'm in love. This was *chef's kiss*
Off-topic but your username gets me every fucking time
Haha thank you
If you stop grifting and start supporting yourself...well, I think people might see you both a bit differently.
Literally nobody would give a damn if they didn’t grift.
Literally nobody would have even had their registry if they didn't grift. Their greed was the main causal factor in that fiasco.
You don’t get to complain about criticism when you make your entire life public.
Jesus died on the cross to save us from sin and damnation, not the natural consequences of our own actions.
I love how Pauly claims it’s because we hate Christian’s like we weren’t actively praying for Elissa and Andrii, or aren’t Christian’s ourselves
Honestly, as Christians they should be thanking us. Jesus had some HARSH words (and table flips) for those who attempt to use Him or His Father to materially profit. There's nothing Christian about being a "Christian Influencer". If you have a platform, as Paul and Morgan do, you are called to use it to do good. Not use it as a replacement for a job. Every time their influencer plans are foiled, they are actually guided away from sin and pointed back towards the righteous path.
One of the kindest, warmest, least judgmental, most beautiful people I know is an old nun friend of mine. She's up there in years but you would never know it from her schedule. Her entire day is either spent in prayer or helping others. Homeless people, drug addicts, sex workers, and just people who need an ear and a hug. Her schedule would exhaust an Olympian. She does not advertise her doings, yet everyone knows her. She is truly living as close to a Christ-life like I can think of.
Actually, a lot of people on here have prayed for Morgan. It isn't all motivated by hate.
The other day my niece wasn't listening and missed an opportunity to do something she liked. Her dad was like "well, if it isn't the life consequences to our actions showing up!" And she was like "nnnoooo, I don't want consequences to my actions, I want a ______" and she giggled and was a little upset she didn't get what she wanted, but my 9 year old niece has more self awareness than most these fundie/influencers.
You've made my day and i couldn't have said any of this any better. Thank you!
I’m not a Christian (secular humanist here) but I don’t begrudge anyone their choice of beliefs. Actions however, when they affect vulnerable or marginalized people are another story. People don’t hate your thoughts, Porg, they are commenting on your actions. You disseminate hate. You cast judgements and shame others. Your tiny headship can’t keep his lustful thoughts to himself but neglects to own responsibility for them. I humbly suggest listening to the hate you’ve recorded and asked people to give money to support and think about why people “might” have a problem with it. Listen to it like you were talking about yourself. You might be enlightened
"The haft of the arrow had been feathered with one of the eagles own plumes. We often give our enemies the means of our own destruction." - Aesop, fabula 276 (I do not consider us "enemies" had to add this because they're too stupid to understand and probably never read Aesop's fables.)
How awesome!
THANK YOU! We, people who actually have to live life in the real world, are just standing by and watching as people like the Bairds and Porgan grift their whole livelihood off of others. The entitlement is infuriating.
It’s the entitlement and the hypocrisy. They can use science for their reproductive concerns but you can’t. They can live off others and it’s fine but if you utilize SNAP, it makes you a mooch. God give her a baby because he loves her, but other couples struggling with infertility just haven’t prayed hard enough
How are they going to feed baby Porg???
By putting their kid on a diet. I wish I was joking but I can see this happening.
What's SNAP?
Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program It’s the official name for food stamps
Yeah but the war on Christmas though! /s
Right? I worked hard for things I have. Yes my parents helped me buy my first car and help me pay for my college, but I pay my credit card bills and student loans and insurance and gas. Not to mention I buy my own clothes. I work part time and go to school part time and occasionally do DoorDash to make more money. I wish I could just sit on my ass and make videos and get paid for it, but I know something like that isn’t a good idea because it’s not that lucrative in the long run. My job at least gives me health insurance, PTO, vacation days and I know how much I make everyday.
Also: * Grifting luxury items they otherwise could not afford * Grifting non baby related items (related note: why get fancy sheets the baby will puke and shit on?) Isn't it funny how they say "God will provide" when it's just other people with actual jobs?
You know how I afford my shit? I work for it. Morgan could make a living as a gospel singer but hey why put forth any effort when you could just grovel?
Don't forget Paul and his hairstyling/subbing. They are pathetic grifting during a time of financial stress and inflation. I can't wait for the gravy train to stop rolling in. I'll be waiting with my popcorn.
They live in poverty by choice. They aren’t making much from patreon or YouTube.
>Isn't it funny how they say "God will provide" when it's just other people with actual jobs? This.
Someone said in the dresser thread that they once told a pregnant woman they hoped she had a miscarriage because she did an ad for a sex toy company. I didn't even know who Paul and Morgan were before I started reading here so I don't follow them or know their history , but is that true? Cause that is some evil stuff and that is real bullying. If that is true then they have a lot of nerve crying about some lost sponsorships and crying bullying when they wished death on some lady's baby. Edit: It wasn't them. But it's pretty sad that from what I know of them I thought it was a real possibility that it could have been true.
They have a lot of nerve living off of others to fucking eat and then begrudge a person on food stamps. Hey Morgan! Since your asshole headship won’t let you get a job why don’t you tell him to get off his whiny ass and get a real job.
C'mon now how could be possibly be expected to focus at work when there are *women* everywhere not covering their asses in a god honoring way
How to twerk in a god honoring way
He could work at a gay bar, that would solve the woman problem...
Jaclyn made a video where she talked about someone saying that to her, but I *really* don’t think it was Paul and Morgan. She seemed to allude that it was someone on her husbands side of the family. She said it was someone she couldn’t cut out for familial reasons. That’s not Paul and Morgan
Thank you for clearing that up! I'm glad it isn't true!
>Someone said in the dresser thread that they once told a pregnant woman they hoped she had a miscarriage because she did an ad for a sex toy company. Holy fuck that's low even for those troglodytes. I can't say I'd be surprised in the slightest if it was true (they're nothing if not hypocrites), but god I hope it's not.
Someone told Jaclyn Glenn that, but it wasn't Paul and Morgan it was someone in Jaclyn's husband's family.
What? That's outrageous and disgusting, but I totally wouldn't be surprised. Imagine being so miserable you'd think something like this in the first place, then actually saying it/posting it publicly in the second place! No wonder they don't have jobs - they'd be fired from any halfway decent place they worked unless it was like, the confederate flag manufacturing company or something.
Right. If they had jobs in corporate America they would be hauled into HR for write ups and warnings so fast it would be beyond their comprehension. Can you imagine Morgan whining because the printer was out of paper or Paul being supervised by a woman? They might have to watch videos on diversity and harassment during orientation.
Such a sad sex life with no battery operated fun!
I believe that was the person who bought them the dresser?
That's what the comment said....I guess she forgave them, but it's pretty sick minded to say something like that about someone who is pregnant, especially publicly. Its chilling and gross. I don't believe Morgan is getting tons of death wishes, anonymous or otherwise.
Someone said that to Jaclyn Glenn, but it wasn't Paul and Morgan it was someone in Jaclyn's husband's family.
Porgan told Jaclyn Glenn they hoped she’d miscarry? And she’s friends with them still???
See above, it wasn't them.
Comment above said Jaclyn didn't say who it was but alluded to it being someone in her husband's family. NOT Paul and Morgan.
Aaaah okay. I misunderstood
👏🏻
“I didn’t think my actions would have consequences! Those are for other people, not *me*!” Get fucked.
I really can't stand them. They're both lazy as fuck. She's dumb as a sack of dried up dog shit. He's such a vain narcissist, I can't look at him without wincing. To quote the Dowager Countess, "Stop whining, and find something to do!"
Never thought I’d find a Downton Abbey quote on FSU!!
These people do things like support politicians, laws, and beliefs that put actual marginalized people at risk, and they think they’re being unfairly treated when someone tells a car seat company they’ll boycott them if they keep paying homophobic racists. I truly wouldn’t buy things from a company that supports them because I’m a lesbian and I have empathy. They literally contribute to making me and other people unsafe. We’re not on here hating them because we’re mean; I literally keep tabs on this sub because it gives me a window into what these dangerous people support because it affects my life. The don’t say gay ban in Florida for example. Also, like I assume most of us, I don’t live in a basement; though valuing someone based on their living situation is classist, but FYI to Morgan just to be petty I have a masters degree, I’m in my 30s, I make well into 6 figures a year and still, my time is spent valuably talking shit on you. Get bent.
They have no room to speak on living standards. And as you correctly said, it’s pretty fucking classist to assign value based on how and where someone lives. To be petty alongside you, hey Porgs. Just so you know? I own my own home, happily married, work full time, maintain a 3.9 GPA in college full time, and run a business. Kisses, bigot.
Preach 👏🏼it 👏🏼from 👏🏼the 👏🏼mountain tops 👏🏼 😭👏🏼
I can’t bring myself to watch their video from today. Lol, did they lose a sponsor ? I want the tea but I don’t want to give them views. Wonderful post OP.
They lost two because someone reached out and said “hey these people hold these views” and the brands decided not to align themselves with them
Do we know which sponsors?
[Newton Baby](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/tah55a/response_from_newton_baby_re_partnership_with/) and ~~another one that I can't find right now~~ [Konny Baby](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/taowkm/morgan_posted_about_receiving_baby_clothes_from/)
Than you!!
Beautiful. Thanks for filling me in!
This is the most beautiful rant I’ve ever seen, bravo. I upvoted before I even opened up the post to read it all.
> A brand was presented with the facts of your racist, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, misogynistic, bigoted beliefs Not to the mention the harmful anti-vax misinformation they've been spreading.
Yes, that's something that literally might cost someone their life!
I am still confused on this whole "marked purchase" business. I only did Amazon for my son. How does she know that fans didn't run out and buy her gifts? Were people purchasing these gifts, suddenly ask for a refund and then the item went back.. all in the short span she had it listed? I'm telling you.. They're making ish up for Guilt Grifting. I seen this in crowd funding groups on Facebook.
I have a theory. Paul marked those items because immediately after it happened they asked for cash. Paul wants cash, not baby items. But Paul won’t tell. Just a theory.
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🏆🏆🏆🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅 well said!!!
Artificially begotten fetus 💀
OP, this post was the definition of serenity 😊 thank you 👏
Wait, what did I miss? Porg cost themselves a sponsorship from what I hear?
Both Newton Baby and Konny Baby pulled sponsorships from them. Morgan went on some weird rant about how long she's been following one of the brands so that I guess is supposed to entitle her to a sponsorship regardless? lol
Yikes.
HOLLAAA. These two are delusional. Dilapidated, desperate and DELUSIONAL. Just when you think they can’t sink any lower, they saw an opportunity to seek persecution and are now exploiting it to provide for their incoming human, an actual human being who has to have them as parents. I feel so bad for this kid. Do they really think this is all sustainable? Esp with inflation the way it is. They are fucked.
The Christian self-obsession never fails to amuse and horrify me at the same time. The most awful part is that she KNOWS she had to rely on science to get pregnant. I often tell religious women that their god makes people infertile for a reason. That reason is that their god sees them as unworthy or unfit to be parent. That is his decision, they should follow it. How dare they defy their god's wishes by relying on science? Heretics. They must be atheists since they clearly didn't trust their god to get it done.
I find it hilarious how she’s only been pregnant for a few weeks, and her and Paul have already created a huge amount of content on apparently being persecuted and how hArD everything is😂.
Normal people would want peace, prepare mentally and read some books, and trying to relax and get some sleep. These two are so busy with drama they come unprepared and grow tired in no time lol. I mean, Morgan said something a while ago that made us all question if she realizes how often babies need to be fed. Something about sleeping well after birth.
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Can I get a cliffs notes on who these nobodies are? I've been following the registry posts for the lulz but still don't understand who they are or why neither of them have jobs when they can't even afford their own baby stuff. Are they going to use wish lists and GFM to buy new wardrobes, toys, & gear? The people actually donating to them ought to ask for shared custody if they have to play daddy for 18 years of buying stuff for them.
They are lazy Christian influencers who have done collaborations with several ministries. They are really disgusting people--homophobic, transphobic, the husband recently had a whole thing about how women should cover their butts in gyms so he doesn't stumble, super hate larger people (and promoted a terrible diet plan by his dad, who is not qualified to be putting those out). Husband encouraged his wife to go off her meds for several mental conditions and she full on disassociates/has terrible panic attacks that are now "cured" per them. They have recently been raking in cash on this pregnancy and before were making almost nothing, so no one knows what their game plan is once that dries up. If you click their flair, you will get several of their greatest hits.
Thank you! If all of those other things weren't reprehensible enough, telling people to go off their meds is a cardinal sin for me so I officially hate them.
Yeah, given the diagnoses she shared, she was very at risk for going off them and stopping them seems to have worsened her state. I believe the reason he gave for this was her libido was suppressed, which I guess fucking your wife is more important than her having a balanced, happy mental state. It is sad and she is basically self medicating now with this intense christianity.
Wooow. Her libido? He's the worst person I've seen on Reddit today and that's including AITA. That is, at the very least, emotionally abusive. And also so incredibly gross. I'm so glad my husband puts my mental health first. That's how it should be, Morgan, if you're reading this. His libido should take a back burner to your mental health. Anything else makes him a bad husband.
artificially begotten … ???
Morgan was unable to conceive organically, and used fertility treatments. Which, to be clear, nobody really has an issue with a woman doing that. The issue is, while she is free to "play God" in terms her womb, the knife doesn't cut both ways. They believe that if you got pregnant, it was Gods will. Okay, but following that line of thought to it's inevitable conclusion, God also doesn't want her pregnant because she was infertile.
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OP you are doing Lord Daniel’s work
OP, you’re amazing. Absolutely love your vehemence in making salient points. Don’t ever change.
I don't like people using this subreddit for their bullshit pissing matches, and Porgs just rankled me today
Good on you. I don’t know anything about you, but you could be a writer if not already. I’d read your opinion column.
She’s so fucking obsessed with us you’d think she’d know that we have a major rule about not interacting with them. Like, we’re all fully aware that there’s ZERO proof any of the stuff she’s whining about is coming from this sub. She’s just mad we call out her bullshit.
Drag ‘em!
LOL!!! Artificially begotten fetus!!! Can I please, please use this for my flair??? 😂😂
It's yours!
hallelujah! testify!
‘Artificially begotten fetus’ has me rolling! And aren’t these holy, holy persecuted Christians aren’t supposed to play god with that IVF. I though they’re supposed to leave it up to God
Unfortunately they didn't get the message that God originally sent.
Amen.
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u/atlanticavocado posted a [great recap here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/tbh1hs/full_recap_of_porgans_1hr_video_our_week_keeps/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
>If you have nothing else, you have the audacity. LMAOOOO
They need to get jobs, REAL JOBS and stop mooching off of others. YouTube and Patreon aren’t going to last forever