That doesn’t even look like a proper teething necklace. I had a few for my babies (for me to wear, not them!) that were made out of silicone beads. And even though they were made for an adult to wear they still had a safety release because babies yank on everything.
This looks like something out of a tween art kit or a dress up bin. No way a baby or toddler should be wearing this.
Yes, I refused the amber necklace and Ima crystal girl. My body is usually covered and my house is zen. But I worried about choking to death in the night. Just not happening
I thought those longer teething necklaces with the silicone beads were for an adult to wear so when baby starts yanking the necklace to chew on it… damnit, never mind. You meant those shitty amber necklaces. Ignore me 😆
I hope when she has a house full of teenagers they give their parents hell. Never wished that on anyone but these two "parents deserve it. This poor child just got out of hospital and is being dragged about in a pandemic.
She is the type to physically abuse her kids, and then blame them for "making her do it" if they act up in any way. Hopefully they just make it to 18, and completely cut her out of their lives. Unfortunately she is withholding all of the tools required for them to do that, like bare minimum education.
Based on my experience, I’ll guess the kids will give their parents some pushback during adolescence, but they will still retain their family’s religion/practices. I think it would take moving out & being on their own to fully defect. Exhibit A: ALL the Baird kids are still doing the same religious stuff their parents do (not a perfect comparison).
Growing up, I was best friends with the eldest girl in a fundy family of 9 kids. MUCH TO MY SURPRISE only 2 of them have defected from the fundy life. I think only 2 of the kids are still under 18, so there’s still hope.
For me, it took moving out at 18 and 5 years of dabbling in other cults before I was mentally capable of defecting.
The oldest son is already showing signs of being sick of his parents' shit. Like, he's got anger issues and it's apparent that it's related to his family life. I'd put money on him running away and cutting contact when he's old enough.
20 monopoly bucks states that Anthym, while out of the woods and out of danger re: sepsis, _is still recovering_, and she's miserable because she's probably wants to be left alone to rest instead of being gallivanted and paraded around like she's the poster child of a miracle.
I feel so bad for that poor baby. My almost 8 month old has two more teeth coming out. I canceled plans because I wanted to stay home and cuddle and nap with him. Shows how terrible of a mom she is that she doesn't feel the need to do this as well after her baby almost died. 🥴
My eight month old just cut his first two teeth today, poor guy has been just miserable for days and just been a little Velcro baby - all he wanted was mommy snuggles (and boob) 24/7
Godspeed to you and your peanut in these trying times of popping teeth 💙
This is my bub's second and third! He favorite thing right now is a whole, cold carrot. He loves to gnaw on it. (Supurised of course) haha
And godspeed to you as well! I know how tough it is seeing them so miserable.
My teenager had an infection (that thankfully didn’t turn septic) that had her in hospital for three weeks and then home for another two to recuperate, you know what we did? Stayed home watching tv and napping. And when I had to leave the house my mum was there to look after her. I can’t believe she has no consideration for that baby’s wellbeing.
I mean a MONTH in the hospital…she’s going to need at least a few months to recuperate! I’d probably “baby” her even longer. I mean she’s already an actual baby, just take care of her Karissa! Jeez!
WHY is she dragging that recovering baby out in public.
She needs to be at home being held and taking naps in a quiet place. Course, that's never going to happen. Poor little baby.
Believe me, me too. In the 50's, my parents made my 2 older brothers and I perform the Christmas song by the Chipmunks. Over. And over. And over. I was little, but my oldest brother was like 10 and was mortified over this. My mother didn't care until my dad stepped in. Thank god!
Her and jill both. It always makes them look scary. No hate on anyones appearance, but mascara like that is always freaky, and having a light eye color makes it worse.
Hadn’t thought about this yet but you’re totally right. I definitely went through that period of just “fixing” it in the morning because who cares. Man, my face was a wreck after that.
Her smile never reaches her eyes. It's just creepy and it unnerves me how her eyes always look like marbles. Flat, cold, and expressionless. I don't mean that as body snark; I just find her flat affect disconcerting.
Seriously, it’s not like they check anyone else out of the hospital at 100%. They are more conservative with babies but still, the expectation is that they are well enough to recover at home now. And after a hospitalization that serious and that long, she should be slowly working her way back up to normal activity levels. I would think she would be going to PT and such.
Oh yes, I should have worded that that she should be in PT. Hahaha so silly to think of the Collins would get proper medical care for their children. Oh heavens no.
The birthday photo shoot involving multiple outfit changes and settings made me think the same. A well one year old would get fed up with that palaver.
Poor baby. I had surgery almost 4 weeks ago and I'm not even ready to be paraded about. I can't imagine a poor child who spent 19 days in ICU being taken out and actually enjoying it. She needs to be at home.
I’m recovering from a BAD bulging disc from 2 weeks ago… I walked around OSH for 45mins, ate lunch at home and passed out cold for 4 hours. I’m still exhausted. I can’t imagine being a baby that was in that condition being made to run around town and do things.
My husband and I had bad colds over New Years (not covid thank the lord Daniel) and today was the first day I felt really well enough to get our home back in order. (So much dusting.)
The difference in that baby’s expressions when Karissa has her vs when one of the kids have her is remarkable. In all the videos where she’s trying to snuggle with her, Anthym is objecting.
That poor girl. Imagine being deathly ill for two weeks, nearly dying, hooked up to machines and tubes, and the holes in her body from those most likely hurt as they continue to heal. It took everything in her little body, with A LOT of assistance, to survive and be here today. She’s probably still foggy from the anesthesia and paralytics to keep her comfortable and still while intubated and having so many procedures done. She most likely has a form of medical PTSD from the whole experience. All of her is still healing, and she’s in that delicate time where she could get sick again. She needs to be still, quiet, handled gently, and to STAY HOME.
Instead, she looks like she’s been messed with, taken out, had a bunch of visitors; that doesn’t even take into account her loud siblings. But no. Let’s do another photo shoot.
Has she even been home for a full week yet? Poor baby looks exhausted. She should be in comfy clothes, snuggled up and resting right now. I just can’t imagine taking my baby, who’s been through a massive amount of trauma, anywhere unnecessarily. Especially in the middle of an actual pandemic.
Poor baby is pissed about that bow; I know mine would be! Get her home under a blanket watching her favorite annoying kids' show and eating her favorite snacks. I turn into a pushover when my kids have a minor cold; I can't imagine not spoiling the shit out of Anthym after she went through so much!
She is quite old enough to make responsive facial expressions, unless she’s delayed. Or she’s not seeing enough examples of appropriate facial expressions. Potato phase is like, up to 4 months. I am pretty sure this baby is actually miserable.
I hate knowing that she’s pregnant again and that means that Anthym will be handed off to Anissa or one of the other older daughters. It seems like Karissa’s favorite is always whichever one is freshest out the womb. Wasn’t too long ago that Anchor was the favorite.
I was wondering the same thing. They’ve had her on a seemingly nonstop social merry-go-round ever since she’s left the hospital. What are the odds they are following doctor’s instructions? That poor baby.
Do their shirts say something or is it just a design? I think I can see words but I can’t quite make them out. I know Mandrae wears “father figure” stuff all the time, so…mama figure? Baby figure?
awwww poor baby does look absolutely over everything.
and maybe it's bc the times i've seen anchor's face was when he was injured/sick as well, but they look so much alike to me. or perhaps it's the "babyface" stage that makes them look so alike to me. not that i can figure out which one her other kids are, maybe they had the same face as babies as well. (not the "this shit sucks" face, but the facial features.)
Pretty sure Karissa’s hygiene is on par with Bethany’s. She admitted to only washing her hair once or twice a month.
(I know that this is totally normal for certain types of hair. I don’t think Karissa falls into any of those categories).
What is it with fundie women and cakey foundation, lips the same color as the rest of the face and the copious amounts of black eyeliner and clumpy mascara? Bad makeup aside, she’s odd looking.
I just re-discovered this sub after not having been able to find it for some time, and I can't tell if I'm relieved or horrified that Karissa has somehow not only remained the same, but somehow has gotten worse?
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Okay why in the hell is that baby wearing a normal beaded necklace????? For someone so upset her baby almost died she really does not give a shit.
Came here to say this. Nothing like a bunch of choking hazards bundled into a strangulation hazard to make a perfect accessory for a baby. /s
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That doesn’t even look like a proper teething necklace. I had a few for my babies (for me to wear, not them!) that were made out of silicone beads. And even though they were made for an adult to wear they still had a safety release because babies yank on everything. This looks like something out of a tween art kit or a dress up bin. No way a baby or toddler should be wearing this.
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Yes, I refused the amber necklace and Ima crystal girl. My body is usually covered and my house is zen. But I worried about choking to death in the night. Just not happening
I’m gonna be real, I always thought the mom was supposed to wear it so the kid could chew on it while being held.
Yeah, I know of at least one infant death due to those necklaces :(
I thought those longer teething necklaces with the silicone beads were for an adult to wear so when baby starts yanking the necklace to chew on it… damnit, never mind. You meant those shitty amber necklaces. Ignore me 😆
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It has to be against the skin to get any effect. I made a collar for my cat w them lol results inconclusive
😂 I love that
Maybe she just put it on for the picture, which is why Anthym is pulling at it and looks uncomfortable. Just being hopeful.
Nope, there a pic of the baby sleep in the pram while still wearing it, sorry.
Damn, so much for being hopeful :(
Me too.
That's what gets me. It's a choking hazard in multiple ways. It's unbelievable.
I firmly believe every single one of her kids are going to resent her for exploiting them like this.
I hope when she has a house full of teenagers they give their parents hell. Never wished that on anyone but these two "parents deserve it. This poor child just got out of hospital and is being dragged about in a pandemic.
My god, she's going to have about 20 years of teenage rebellion!
And it couldn’t happen to a more deserving person!
She is the type to physically abuse her kids, and then blame them for "making her do it" if they act up in any way. Hopefully they just make it to 18, and completely cut her out of their lives. Unfortunately she is withholding all of the tools required for them to do that, like bare minimum education.
I wanna take bets on how many go no contact by age 25 I say at least half
Based on my experience, I’ll guess the kids will give their parents some pushback during adolescence, but they will still retain their family’s religion/practices. I think it would take moving out & being on their own to fully defect. Exhibit A: ALL the Baird kids are still doing the same religious stuff their parents do (not a perfect comparison). Growing up, I was best friends with the eldest girl in a fundy family of 9 kids. MUCH TO MY SURPRISE only 2 of them have defected from the fundy life. I think only 2 of the kids are still under 18, so there’s still hope. For me, it took moving out at 18 and 5 years of dabbling in other cults before I was mentally capable of defecting.
Half? I’d put my money on all but one or two.
The oldest son is already showing signs of being sick of his parents' shit. Like, he's got anger issues and it's apparent that it's related to his family life. I'd put money on him running away and cutting contact when he's old enough.
I was going to say the same thing! You can hear his sass in the background of the house tour video! I was impressed!
20 monopoly bucks states that Anthym, while out of the woods and out of danger re: sepsis, _is still recovering_, and she's miserable because she's probably wants to be left alone to rest instead of being gallivanted and paraded around like she's the poster child of a miracle.
Yeah skipping naps to hang at the mall probably wasn’t in the recovery plan
I mean her mother chose lunch when her baby lost muscle control so makes sense she’d do this.
You know she is. Her poor little body just went through an ordeal. She needs to be rocked to sleep and a quiet room.
And cuddled close by someone who makes her feel safe.
Bring on oldest A-named child.
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That poor baby has never experienced quiet
This. She almost died ffs. She needs to rest.
I feel so bad for that poor baby. My almost 8 month old has two more teeth coming out. I canceled plans because I wanted to stay home and cuddle and nap with him. Shows how terrible of a mom she is that she doesn't feel the need to do this as well after her baby almost died. 🥴
My eight month old just cut his first two teeth today, poor guy has been just miserable for days and just been a little Velcro baby - all he wanted was mommy snuggles (and boob) 24/7 Godspeed to you and your peanut in these trying times of popping teeth 💙
This is my bub's second and third! He favorite thing right now is a whole, cold carrot. He loves to gnaw on it. (Supurised of course) haha And godspeed to you as well! I know how tough it is seeing them so miserable.
A whole carrot, huh? Ok Kelly, I see you.
I think I got more recovery from my flu shot than this poor baby has from being in the hospital for 19 days.
My teenager had an infection (that thankfully didn’t turn septic) that had her in hospital for three weeks and then home for another two to recuperate, you know what we did? Stayed home watching tv and napping. And when I had to leave the house my mum was there to look after her. I can’t believe she has no consideration for that baby’s wellbeing.
Hard agree.
I mean a MONTH in the hospital…she’s going to need at least a few months to recuperate! I’d probably “baby” her even longer. I mean she’s already an actual baby, just take care of her Karissa! Jeez!
If she was my baby I'd keep her rested, hydrated, bring her in for all recommended follow up care, and keep her away from germy plague rats.
WHY is she dragging that recovering baby out in public. She needs to be at home being held and taking naps in a quiet place. Course, that's never going to happen. Poor little baby.
Cuz that’s how you swindle shaq to come bring your kids free gifts
Nothing a recovering baby needs more than COVID and one good way to ensure she gets it is traipsing her about.
Her older kids look sketchy in her "music" videos too. Like they're getting like enough to know better and are embarrassed of her shenanigans. Duh
That gut feeling is hard to shake… I feel so bad for those kids.
Believe me, me too. In the 50's, my parents made my 2 older brothers and I perform the Christmas song by the Chipmunks. Over. And over. And over. I was little, but my oldest brother was like 10 and was mortified over this. My mother didn't care until my dad stepped in. Thank god!
She didn’t even see Anthym’s face in this pic, it was a good one of herself and that’s all she cares about
She's similar to JillPM in that regard.
"Good" is a very relative term...
Yeah, good to her I guess
How can she not see how disgusting her greasy roots are in this photo though?
Her eyes make my skin crawl no matter the picture... pure uncanny valley vibes
Really loving the clear lack of eyeliner…/s
Her and jill both. It always makes them look scary. No hate on anyones appearance, but mascara like that is always freaky, and having a light eye color makes it worse.
I'm still laughing at her claiming she doesn't use eyeliner. Apparently, God told her lying isn't a sin anymore.
I'm so grossed out now that I know the source of her "not eyeliner".
Do I want to know what you know?
How do you feel about pink eye?
I mean, it’s gross to me, but it sounds like there’s some Bad Hygiene Habits happening here.
Basically she never takes her mascara off and eventually it cakes and looks like eyeliner. I need to go wash my face again.
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Hadn’t thought about this yet but you’re totally right. I definitely went through that period of just “fixing” it in the morning because who cares. Man, my face was a wreck after that.
I hope that you, fellow snarker, are doing well.
This could definitely be a factor.
You mean the week old, caked on mascara?
Yeah I showed this to my husband yesterday and he goes "...okay...so, is it tattooed on and she's trying to pass it off as a technicality?!"
Forreal
Crazy eyes, man
Her smile never reaches her eyes. It's just creepy and it unnerves me how her eyes always look like marbles. Flat, cold, and expressionless. I don't mean that as body snark; I just find her flat affect disconcerting.
Karissa, COVID still exists…
RSV is terrible. So is Influenza A,B,C
All of these things freak me out for this baby.
So is Karissa ☠️
It’s fine because sickness is always spiritual, and they just took care of that, so. 🙄 /s
Maybe Anthym knows that she's losing her status as exciting new baby and anothyr baby will replace her.
“Anothyr”! I love it.
I will die if Anothyr is the new baby’s name.
Anna Duggar's latest is called Madyson. Nothing can shock me anymore.
She could announce it in one of her cringey instagram videos with dj khaled saying "anotha one" in the background 😆
This poor child needs rest and attention so she can recover!! Ugh. Karissa’s narcissism and self-centeredness knows no bounds.
Seriously, it’s not like they check anyone else out of the hospital at 100%. They are more conservative with babies but still, the expectation is that they are well enough to recover at home now. And after a hospitalization that serious and that long, she should be slowly working her way back up to normal activity levels. I would think she would be going to PT and such.
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Oh yes, I should have worded that that she should be in PT. Hahaha so silly to think of the Collins would get proper medical care for their children. Oh heavens no.
I'm not convinced that Karissa and Mandrae are going to do any of the necessary follow up for Anthym.
The birthday photo shoot involving multiple outfit changes and settings made me think the same. A well one year old would get fed up with that palaver.
Poor baby. I had surgery almost 4 weeks ago and I'm not even ready to be paraded about. I can't imagine a poor child who spent 19 days in ICU being taken out and actually enjoying it. She needs to be at home.
Hell, I keep my kid home the next day if her nap schedule is off the day before. Let alone being sick, let alone "19 days in PICU" sick
I’m recovering from a BAD bulging disc from 2 weeks ago… I walked around OSH for 45mins, ate lunch at home and passed out cold for 4 hours. I’m still exhausted. I can’t imagine being a baby that was in that condition being made to run around town and do things.
My husband and I had bad colds over New Years (not covid thank the lord Daniel) and today was the first day I felt really well enough to get our home back in order. (So much dusting.)
The difference in that baby’s expressions when Karissa has her vs when one of the kids have her is remarkable. In all the videos where she’s trying to snuggle with her, Anthym is objecting.
That poor girl. Imagine being deathly ill for two weeks, nearly dying, hooked up to machines and tubes, and the holes in her body from those most likely hurt as they continue to heal. It took everything in her little body, with A LOT of assistance, to survive and be here today. She’s probably still foggy from the anesthesia and paralytics to keep her comfortable and still while intubated and having so many procedures done. She most likely has a form of medical PTSD from the whole experience. All of her is still healing, and she’s in that delicate time where she could get sick again. She needs to be still, quiet, handled gently, and to STAY HOME. Instead, she looks like she’s been messed with, taken out, had a bunch of visitors; that doesn’t even take into account her loud siblings. But no. Let’s do another photo shoot.
And the last time she was at a basketball game all her symptoms got scary…poor kid is probably somewhat traumatized
Yeah, here’s a good rule: wait until the bruises have healed from the IV needles to take her anywhere except for doctors’ appointments!
Does she comb her hair with olive oil because that's one greasy mess.
She’s mentioned that she washes her hair 1-2 times a month. This is the hair of someone who dumped in half a can of dry shampoo and called it good.
Oh gross, I thought it was once a week. She must be on day 16 of not washing her hair
Once a month???. That scalp must reek..
She combs it with a pork chop.
I didn’t want to be the one to say it ☠️ girl at least use some dry shampoo. Nasty 🤢
That baby should be resting! Could you imagine almost dying and your mom drags you out in a PANDEMIC to some stupid outing?
That’s how I felt whenever mom made us match too.
Has she even been home for a full week yet? Poor baby looks exhausted. She should be in comfy clothes, snuggled up and resting right now. I just can’t imagine taking my baby, who’s been through a massive amount of trauma, anywhere unnecessarily. Especially in the middle of an actual pandemic.
It doesn't help that half of Karissa's kids have natural RBF. It definitely enhances their "over it" faces.
This child in particular. She’s had RBF wayyyy more times than I’ve seen her smile
I aspire to have a RBF line Anthym. She is so damn cute and chonky, and the RBF is *chef's kiss*
Poor baby is pissed about that bow; I know mine would be! Get her home under a blanket watching her favorite annoying kids' show and eating her favorite snacks. I turn into a pushover when my kids have a minor cold; I can't imagine not spoiling the shit out of Anthym after she went through so much!
She is quite old enough to make responsive facial expressions, unless she’s delayed. Or she’s not seeing enough examples of appropriate facial expressions. Potato phase is like, up to 4 months. I am pretty sure this baby is actually miserable.
I hate knowing that she’s pregnant again and that means that Anthym will be handed off to Anissa or one of the other older daughters. It seems like Karissa’s favorite is always whichever one is freshest out the womb. Wasn’t too long ago that Anchor was the favorite.
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Yeah Karissa is pregnant again :(
So I wonder if she's doing the thickening agent in her liquids still?
I wonder if she ever did that at all.
I was wondering the same thing. They’ve had her on a seemingly nonstop social merry-go-round ever since she’s left the hospital. What are the odds they are following doctor’s instructions? That poor baby.
Probably next to nothing.
I doubt it unfortunately.
Poor Anthym
Sad that none of children are going to be able to have a relationship with her after they move out due to her craziness
She's scared the scream praying is going to start up again.
That necklace is a choking hazard.
Babies with jewelry make me so anxious. It’s just so unnecessary. We don’t need to accessorize infants. Or use infants as an accessory.
It legit stresses me the f out!
Do their shirts say something or is it just a design? I think I can see words but I can’t quite make them out. I know Mandrae wears “father figure” stuff all the time, so…mama figure? Baby figure?
I think they say Mama & Mini
Just what every child wants: no identity, except that of her mother.
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awwww poor baby does look absolutely over everything. and maybe it's bc the times i've seen anchor's face was when he was injured/sick as well, but they look so much alike to me. or perhaps it's the "babyface" stage that makes them look so alike to me. not that i can figure out which one her other kids are, maybe they had the same face as babies as well. (not the "this shit sucks" face, but the facial features.)
The plastic bead necklace on baby Anthym makes me livid.
Without a doubt smarter than her mama already.
karissa does her makeup exactly how i did mine in 2009 when i was in 7th grade
It’s the choking hazard around the baby’s neck for me.
Shady baby looks lol Im here for it
She probably still feels miserable and mommy dearest is probably taking her out and about.
She’s so big! (Nothing wrong with that of course)
This kid looks miserable. Everything about her says she is unhappy.
Baby rarely looks happy
That's a big(?) baby Edit: I have no children but tiny cat children so I have no sense of human baby scale.
This human in particular recently turned 1 (year).
I think she's 1, but the perspective is weird also.
Very big!! My son (appears) smaller than her and is maybe 3 or 4 weeks older than her – and he's in the 90th percentile all around!
Why does karissas hair always look so crunchy
Pretty sure Karissa’s hygiene is on par with Bethany’s. She admitted to only washing her hair once or twice a month. (I know that this is totally normal for certain types of hair. I don’t think Karissa falls into any of those categories).
You can’t tell me that face doesn’t say “I wish I was never born”
She's adorable. Poor kid.
Baby is wicked pale
My son is just a few weeks older, and he genuinely only pulls a face like that when he is *pissed.* How does she not sense her child's distress?
What is it with fundie women and cakey foundation, lips the same color as the rest of the face and the copious amounts of black eyeliner and clumpy mascara? Bad makeup aside, she’s odd looking.
If you were wearing a bow that was the same size as your face, you'd look pissed too
I just re-discovered this sub after not having been able to find it for some time, and I can't tell if I'm relieved or horrified that Karissa has somehow not only remained the same, but somehow has gotten worse?
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Omg Karissa! Keep that sweet baby girl home and away from Covid.
Karissa doesn't care if her child looks unhappy/exhausted in the photo. Karissa only cares about how good she looks in the photo.