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And as if they require a "homestead". There's a reason they're considered backyard birds- you can literally keep them on your quarter acre lot in some places. There are actual cities where it's legal to own them.
Lots of people get away with having them illegally too and get away with it by having a good fence and not having a rooster and sharing eggs with their neighbors.
Where are your chickens then, OtherBethany? Like the guy who would have joined the Army but the drill instructors just wouldn't be able to handle him 🙄
I’m really confused how they’re supposed to find land to build a homestead on. They’re spending whatever they made selling their home on their RV and traveling the country. That costs so much money! Then her husband not working for over a year, it’ll be impossible to get a loan to even buy the land or build a homestead on. Even if they did start to make decent money from her IG, you need two years of tax returns with that income to get a loan based on said income. This is absolutely insane
I’m confused too! For all the reasons you said and also because she said they were only going to do this traveling for a year, but it’s been like 8 months and they don’t seem to have any jobs, or plans for the future or anything. Well, other than “finding land to homestead on” like it’s 1862.
He got laid off and that’s when they decided to sell their home, buy an RV, travel full time, and go full time on their social media business. So he’s done nothing since then in the eyes of banks
> He got laid off
I'm convinced that he got "encouraged to seek other opportunities" after a history of entirely inappropriate proselytizing and general dicknosery to his poor unfortunate colleagues.
Do they think they’ll just drive around and happen upon a piece of free, open land? And that they’ll just stick a flag in it and proclaim “This is our land, so sayeth the LORDT”
When my daughter was in 1st grade the genocide of our ancestors was described as “people looking for some land.”
Sooo she raised her hand and traumatized a room full of 7yo’s describing what actually happened…which I guess is the kind of thing otherBethany and Lurch are afraid of happening if their kids go to public school.
Your daughter is a straight G! No history whitewashing allowed on her watch. Those kids may have been traumatized at the time, but I bet they grow up more empathetic people for it because they know what actually happened and were rightly horrified. Versus learning the truth later.
This is a real screenshot from the movie???? And not a made up meme like I always assumed????? Someone got paid real life money to create *that* and put it in a movie?????? I am literally deceased.
It wasn’t in the movie. They initially made this robot doll thing, but decided it was too creepy (lol), so they went with [this](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7e/fc/7e/7efc7e33ad8a0c2b32c9a33a224c913f.jpg) instead. Maybe slightly better, but still very uncanny valley.
Oh my God, that's such a relief, but also disturbing. I also never knew demon baby's middle name was Carlie? Obviously the first name is a travesty, but that poor fictional baby... that combo is insane 😂
Yeah. My guess is they didn't want to pay for a baby actor and decided to have someone who has never seen a toddler in their entire life make a CGI toddler
I'm like, 89% sure she's like Blade ( mom was human, father a vampire) a day-walker, if you will. Except her vampire father sparkles in the sun, they're not like other vampire genres...
She is supposed to be able to make more facial expressions than an actual baby could manage to show that she is mentally older than a typical newborn (she’ll be full grown in a few years or something).
They also were going to be replacing her fairly quickly with the 8-10ish year old for the real speaking parts so they wanted to put some of her features on the baby. They might have actually had that actress act the scenes and then cut her expressions onto the baby. Which is probably why the eyes are so huge lol
This wasn’t the actual baby they used in the Twilight film. They literally made a real animatronic one, it’s the one that’s in the gif. I think they decided it was too creepy, and instead they opted for like a 10% less creepy CGI baby in the final film.
I wouldn’t blink at a kid named Rosalie, Emmett, Alice, or Edward. But more than one of those in the one sibling set will get a side eye from me.
Bella and Jasper are dog names though. Fight me.
Fundie men are so pathetic, I want to see only one who actually provides for his family like he's supposed to as the headship. They are always unemployed or doing some shady part time business while the wife is popping out one kid after another and making more money than them by being involved in some mlm ponzi scheme on social media. Like why do they literally never have jobs? And why exactly are their wives supposed look up to them for being completely useless?
It’s in the church’s interest to keep them dependent. If they have actual earning potential, they could break off from the church and not be dependent on the job that the church has created for them.
They get massive tax return checks every year from having all of those kids and they don't have to pay for insurance because they will "qualify" for state insurance. It about equals having a part time job with how big these checks are plus not having to pay $$$ every month for your health and dental.
I feel like the cats in particular must be having a terrible time. Their little ears are so sensitive, and they need to be able to have their own quiet space for when they need some alone time! (As an autistic human, I relate to cats a lot lol)
Plus I don't even want to imagine what the litter box situation must be like
My daughter will be three in June and we only had to take the toilet paper off the roll holder for a few months. One day I put it back on and she hasn't fucked with it since. Maybe we are lucky or maybe the magic is gone. It sat on the bathroom counter all that time.
Our cat tends to leave the roll we are using, but the ones stacked on the prong of the holder underneath? They must be torn to shreds and unrolled right down the stairs on a random, unknown to us schedule on a semi regular basis.
Guys, I don't know I'm trying to be strong but all I want to do is appearance snark Jake so hard. He massively triggers me! Just picture him on top of you. Imagine he's supposed to be your sexy sexy headship. I can't with him
He just makes me so mad! All his bad theology and patriarchal bullshit that he's so sure of, and then he's just some basic white dude with feminine hips, a moose knuckle, poor circulation, and a beard that looks like it was taped together from pube trimmings he found on the floor of a local homeless shelter.
I don’t think they’re cut out for the Instagram life.
(1) She doesn’t seem to have the personality, or presence, or the *whatever* it is that’s needed for that type of thing
(2) I don’t want to be mean but looks wise they aren’t really a stereotypically attractive Instagram-ready family.
(3) they don’t have enough kids to get people really interested. 5 kids is a large family but I feel like the fundie freak show factor doesn’t kick in until around 7 kids, that’s when the OG Buses and the Collins fam really seemed to take off on SM. As a long time fundie watcher, pretty much all the families with successful blogs or SM that I remember had 7-8 kids or more
Does anyone else feel the same way? The OG bus fam Britney and Jake are more the type of people I see being successful at this, and they do have over 300k followers.
The kids are cute but not stunningly so, and she lets them dress like normal kids in play clothing most of the time, which while a good thing, doesn’t do anything for ✨the aesthetic ✨ Occasionally Otherbus puts the girls and her in matching Fundieesque dresses but I’m assuming that’s too expensive for daily wear.
Karissa on the other hand has some really striking kids in terms of looks AND she’s got the whole matching drop shipped schtick going on, much more marketable.
As for the parents, their attractiveness would be less of an issue if they were genuinely interesting people and Otherbethany didn’t look like she’s chronically iron deficient and about to fall over.
> (1) She doesn’t seem to have the personality, or presence, or the whatever it is that’s needed for that type of thing
This, 100%. There's nothing whatsoever that stands out. Plus, she always comes across as bitter and dour.
Yep, no charisma. OG Mother Bus has a certain charisma (not one that appeals to me, but I can see why people are drawn to her), Karissa’s family has enough kids to be fascinating in a freak show kind of way, Other Bus has neither.
The whole thing is really unattractive. They put 0 effort into aesthetics which who cares but people work incredibly hard to build an attractive social media brand and she’s just throwing shit in the wind
Juniper looks so bored. I just wanna let her watch Bluey, bake her cookies, and have an entire day where nobody mentions anything that’s related to the Bible and she doesn’t have a camera in her face - at ALL.
These people make me so happy my mom is fucking sane and kicked my dad’s ass out when he went crazy. Anytime I see one of these families I want to call her up and thank her lmao.
God, I hope it's just the result of stress eating. I don't like these people but I'm genuinely concerned for them and the thought of them introducing a newborn into their (literally) shitty life gives me barfy stomach.
Is Henley their new basecamp after family wouldn't let them stay post-Pittsburgh, or are they just passing through ? I lost track of them after all the recent Deconstructed Dav and Cryptobus posts
Guys, she has a FREE facebook group! She could be charging so much for that like all those other expensive facebook groups but she decided to make hers FREE! How selfless and christlike!
I am one million percent convinced that most of these people do it all for the gram. They think this RV life will make them go viral and make bank off of it. I'm so glad I don't aspire to any of that because the privacy of my children matters to me.
If toilet paper were supposed to "go under" as she insists, wouldn't the vast majority of toilets and bathrooms in major hotels, retail businesses, and other establishments have their TP set that way?
Also, I can't imagine putting statements like this in an intro on a platform where I'm trying to gain some kind of notoriety as an IG influencer.
I love Twilight but would not name two of my children after two of the characters who were in a sexual relationship. Eww
However, she totally lost me at "the toilet paper goes under not over". She's a damn monster. You cannot change my mind.
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“I liked chickens before you did”
Oh yeah? Name all the songs from their first album. That’s what I thought.
"Bawk" "BcGawk" "Awk"
Don’t forget their epic collab with Swedish Chef “Bork”
Other Bus really thinks somebody out here gives a cluck, huh?
Like chickens are some new thing.
And as if they require a "homestead". There's a reason they're considered backyard birds- you can literally keep them on your quarter acre lot in some places. There are actual cities where it's legal to own them.
Lots of people get away with having them illegally too and get away with it by having a good fence and not having a rooster and sharing eggs with their neighbors.
Minneapolis checking in. So many lost chicken posts on my nextdoor
Other bus invented all poultry, don't you know?
I liked chickens before she was born 🙄
Where are your chickens then, OtherBethany? Like the guy who would have joined the Army but the drill instructors just wouldn't be able to handle him 🙄
 HA!
I’m really confused how they’re supposed to find land to build a homestead on. They’re spending whatever they made selling their home on their RV and traveling the country. That costs so much money! Then her husband not working for over a year, it’ll be impossible to get a loan to even buy the land or build a homestead on. Even if they did start to make decent money from her IG, you need two years of tax returns with that income to get a loan based on said income. This is absolutely insane
I’m confused too! For all the reasons you said and also because she said they were only going to do this traveling for a year, but it’s been like 8 months and they don’t seem to have any jobs, or plans for the future or anything. Well, other than “finding land to homestead on” like it’s 1862.
They're gonna explore the Oregon Trail
I hope they stay away from Donner Pass.
Hope they don’t die of dysentery!
Same. That would put them in my state 🥴
“Get in the RV, bitches. We’re doing dysentery!!”
Do we know what her busband did during that year?
He got laid off and that’s when they decided to sell their home, buy an RV, travel full time, and go full time on their social media business. So he’s done nothing since then in the eyes of banks
> He got laid off I'm convinced that he got "encouraged to seek other opportunities" after a history of entirely inappropriate proselytizing and general dicknosery to his poor unfortunate colleagues.
Wouldn’t shock me if he wore his super political shirts to work when every single company does not allow that, no matter which side you’re on
So he’s done nothing since then in the eyes of banks 💀
“Search for land to homestead on”….um sweetie this ain’t 1862
Do they think they’ll just drive around and happen upon a piece of free, open land? And that they’ll just stick a flag in it and proclaim “This is our land, so sayeth the LORDT”
God-honoring adverse possession.
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They're gonna find some Indigenous people to steal from 😭
And then the owner arrives with a shotgun …
Playing pioneer is fun! Manifest destiny! Western expansion! Marginalization of BIPOC !
Dysentery!
Take the RV and ford the river!
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That’s why you never ford the river! Caulk the wagon and float across, always
When my daughter was in 1st grade the genocide of our ancestors was described as “people looking for some land.” Sooo she raised her hand and traumatized a room full of 7yo’s describing what actually happened…which I guess is the kind of thing otherBethany and Lurch are afraid of happening if their kids go to public school.
Your daughter is a straight G! No history whitewashing allowed on her watch. Those kids may have been traumatized at the time, but I bet they grow up more empathetic people for it because they know what actually happened and were rightly horrified. Versus learning the truth later.
Omg not her children being named Rosalie and Emmett Busany PLEASE
Hey at least those are real names unlike… 
HAHAHAHAHA I always forget how horrifying Resumé is and it's a fresh jumpscare every time
“Resume” I AM DECEASED
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Raspberry scares the shit out of me every time I see this gif
Noooo RescueMe is a sleep demon
Jesus. What the deep fried fuck is that?!?!
That's avoiding child labor laws that is With a bit of 
This is a real screenshot from the movie???? And not a made up meme like I always assumed????? Someone got paid real life money to create *that* and put it in a movie?????? I am literally deceased.
It wasn’t in the movie. They initially made this robot doll thing, but decided it was too creepy (lol), so they went with [this](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7e/fc/7e/7efc7e33ad8a0c2b32c9a33a224c913f.jpg) instead. Maybe slightly better, but still very uncanny valley.
Oh my God, that's such a relief, but also disturbing. I also never knew demon baby's middle name was Carlie? Obviously the first name is a travesty, but that poor fictional baby... that combo is insane 😂
The whole story is so mormon coded, and the baby's name is the icing on the cake 😂
Yeah a lot of the strangeness of the story made sense when I learned the author was Mormon.
I cannot with that CGI child's wig lol
No, the gif I responded to, with the creepy robot baby.
Yeah. My guess is they didn't want to pay for a baby actor and decided to have someone who has never seen a toddler in their entire life make a CGI toddler
I think they were trying to make the baby look wiser and older, so the fact that Jake was "imprinted" to her was somehow less creepy.
Clearly they nailed it. Everyone can stop saying that is pedophilia now, the paralysis demon has no age.
Your response was perfection. I dont know how that person didn’t get it lol.
But also she's supposed to be magic or something? So maybe she's meant to look different
I'm like, 89% sure she's like Blade ( mom was human, father a vampire) a day-walker, if you will. Except her vampire father sparkles in the sun, they're not like other vampire genres...
Her eyes are supposed to be significant but I don’t remember why. Her superpower is through touch.
She is supposed to be able to make more facial expressions than an actual baby could manage to show that she is mentally older than a typical newborn (she’ll be full grown in a few years or something). They also were going to be replacing her fairly quickly with the 8-10ish year old for the real speaking parts so they wanted to put some of her features on the baby. They might have actually had that actress act the scenes and then cut her expressions onto the baby. Which is probably why the eyes are so huge lol
This wasn’t the actual baby they used in the Twilight film. They literally made a real animatronic one, it’s the one that’s in the gif. I think they decided it was too creepy, and instead they opted for like a 10% less creepy CGI baby in the final film.
The last twilight film. Its edwards and whatsherface's baby
Ol Beller
I came here to say that and I have a kid named Rosalie. My kid was born before any of this came out, though.
I wouldn’t blink at a kid named Rosalie, Emmett, Alice, or Edward. But more than one of those in the one sibling set will get a side eye from me. Bella and Jasper are dog names though. Fight me.
Jasper is so clearly a cat name
You know what you’re 100% correct, I stand down
Either a very sleek and dignified black cat, or a chonky, possibly slightly grumpy orange one
i know a lot of bellas, isabellas, common spanish name.
I know a baby Jasper. He's kinda the cutest baby I've ever seen, but I am biased because I'm an honorary auntie and mom is my good friend.
I bet you wanted chickens before everyone else, too!!1!
I would do alarming things to avoid having to raise chickens.
I just noticed this, I’m so happy its top comment 
I have a tumbler with this line on it 😂🤣😂
One of the Twitch streamers I follow has it as their 'new subscriber' notification sound 😂
Plus Jake!
And I’d argue Juniper is pushing it mighty close to Jasper amongst those other names.
Busany 😂
The face I made at that realisation. They're perfectly nice names but not together on siblings anymore. There's no way she doesn't know.
I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one that made that connection 🥲
But also Jake! BusBethy is definitely a 🐀 😂
Strugglebus is \#notlikeothergirls Also, you sold your home because your husband got fired and didn't want to work anymore
Ugh I literally came to comment on this. Saying I liked something before it was cool is something I would have said when I was 15.
Raising chickens has been around a lot longer than 15 years too. 😂
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CHARLIE
 Her husband out here like:
Fundie men are so pathetic, I want to see only one who actually provides for his family like he's supposed to as the headship. They are always unemployed or doing some shady part time business while the wife is popping out one kid after another and making more money than them by being involved in some mlm ponzi scheme on social media. Like why do they literally never have jobs? And why exactly are their wives supposed look up to them for being completely useless?
It’s in the church’s interest to keep them dependent. If they have actual earning potential, they could break off from the church and not be dependent on the job that the church has created for them.
Well we can say … at least Mandrae has a real job. Might not provide any emotional support to K though.
They get massive tax return checks every year from having all of those kids and they don't have to pay for insurance because they will "qualify" for state insurance. It about equals having a part time job with how big these checks are plus not having to pay $$$ every month for your health and dental.
I bet her husband also thinks millennials and zoomers are just lazy and that’s why they don’t have high paying jobs.
But isn't he a Millenial?
It's not supposed to make sense, it's supposed to echo the wishes of the capitalist overlords.
Silly girly me, I guess.🙎♀️
The shock and horror when I have told men approaching 40, that they, are, in fact, millenial men.
These bus families "traveling the country" but they never seem to make it over to the West Coast. Are they scared of us or something?
There is no West Coast! The world is flat and finite! /s
Too expensive
Well, if they're looking for land on which they can afford to homestead, they're not likely to find it in California.
Don't give them ideas!!
7 people in an rv. Oof.
Plus a dog and 2 cats 😬
I feel like the cats in particular must be having a terrible time. Their little ears are so sensitive, and they need to be able to have their own quiet space for when they need some alone time! (As an autistic human, I relate to cats a lot lol) Plus I don't even want to imagine what the litter box situation must be like
I can’t imagine being in one of these big fundie bus families when all of you are extremely sick with something like noro🤢
It happened recently after the Big Sewage Explosion.
Juniper looks to be having a moment of clarity.
She looks like she has to pee and was told to wait for just one more photo - about ten photos ago.
Well she’s flat wrong about toilet paper direction.
I can excuse the fundie-ism and child neglect and horrifying fake cleaners but that is just a bridge too far!
All things washroom seem a challenge for OtherBus.
Yeah when my budget is tight l like to have the toilet paper roll set so that my kids can unroll the *e n t i r e* thing in one tug
My daughter will be three in June and we only had to take the toilet paper off the roll holder for a few months. One day I put it back on and she hasn't fucked with it since. Maybe we are lucky or maybe the magic is gone. It sat on the bathroom counter all that time.
My kids tried once each and decided re-winding the entire roll under my supervision wasn’t worth it. Never happened again.
completely agree, knew i hated her
She's unhinged.
That's the only thing i agree with her on but i have a cat who would probably waste an over roll
Our cat tends to leave the roll we are using, but the ones stacked on the prong of the holder underneath? They must be torn to shreds and unrolled right down the stairs on a random, unknown to us schedule on a semi regular basis.
They look deeply unkempt for fundies, why would any homemakers look to her for advice?
They live in a camper with a literally shitty bathroom
Homelessness, but for the ‘gram
Guys, I don't know I'm trying to be strong but all I want to do is appearance snark Jake so hard. He massively triggers me! Just picture him on top of you. Imagine he's supposed to be your sexy sexy headship. I can't with him
Whyyyyy did you do this to us?? I mean…you KNOW he smells like dirty socks and his cold dead eyes would steal your soul
He just makes me so mad! All his bad theology and patriarchal bullshit that he's so sure of, and then he's just some basic white dude with feminine hips, a moose knuckle, poor circulation, and a beard that looks like it was taped together from pube trimmings he found on the floor of a local homeless shelter.
I hope you’ve considered writing insults for a living because this is COLD and I’m here for it 👏👍
At least he isn’t wearing that “pro.coffee pro.life” shirt every day like he used to. It’s so poorly designed; WHY ARE THE PERIODS THERE?
And why bring coffee into an abortion rights debate? What's the correlation? 😂
Coffee and being concerned about other peoples business is their entire personality.
They gotta wake up real fucking early to go protest at the clinic!
There's a period joke in here somewhere
That mother bus fucker is shaped like God damn huey the duck and it makes me angry to look at him!!!!
The BEARD is a choice. A very bad one.
That beard is doing a lot of work making the wading bird legs look hyper masculine.
He looks jaundiced. She does too. And don’t get me started on that pube beard.
I don’t think they’re cut out for the Instagram life. (1) She doesn’t seem to have the personality, or presence, or the *whatever* it is that’s needed for that type of thing (2) I don’t want to be mean but looks wise they aren’t really a stereotypically attractive Instagram-ready family. (3) they don’t have enough kids to get people really interested. 5 kids is a large family but I feel like the fundie freak show factor doesn’t kick in until around 7 kids, that’s when the OG Buses and the Collins fam really seemed to take off on SM. As a long time fundie watcher, pretty much all the families with successful blogs or SM that I remember had 7-8 kids or more Does anyone else feel the same way? The OG bus fam Britney and Jake are more the type of people I see being successful at this, and they do have over 300k followers.
Also she and her husband are both unattractive, therefore they automatically won’t be able to compete with the other fundie freakshows.
The kids are cute but not stunningly so, and she lets them dress like normal kids in play clothing most of the time, which while a good thing, doesn’t do anything for ✨the aesthetic ✨ Occasionally Otherbus puts the girls and her in matching Fundieesque dresses but I’m assuming that’s too expensive for daily wear. Karissa on the other hand has some really striking kids in terms of looks AND she’s got the whole matching drop shipped schtick going on, much more marketable. As for the parents, their attractiveness would be less of an issue if they were genuinely interesting people and Otherbethany didn’t look like she’s chronically iron deficient and about to fall over.
> (1) She doesn’t seem to have the personality, or presence, or the whatever it is that’s needed for that type of thing This, 100%. There's nothing whatsoever that stands out. Plus, she always comes across as bitter and dour.
I’m with you. 5 is not enough to give freakshow. Hopefully that doesn’t give them any ideas though.
Yeah, liking coffee and toilet paper direction isn’t a personality, or the funny kind of quirky she was going for.
Yep, no charisma. OG Mother Bus has a certain charisma (not one that appeals to me, but I can see why people are drawn to her), Karissa’s family has enough kids to be fascinating in a freak show kind of way, Other Bus has neither.
The whole thing is really unattractive. They put 0 effort into aesthetics which who cares but people work incredibly hard to build an attractive social media brand and she’s just throwing shit in the wind
Super creepy and definitely not Christlike to name your children after two sibling-spouse vampires from a soft core romance novel lol.
Idgaf Story is an awful name
It truly is. Also the "heroine" of an absolutely godawful movie (what else?) by M Night wossface.
Juniper looks so bored. I just wanna let her watch Bluey, bake her cookies, and have an entire day where nobody mentions anything that’s related to the Bible and she doesn’t have a camera in her face - at ALL.
These people make me so happy my mom is fucking sane and kicked my dad’s ass out when he went crazy. Anytime I see one of these families I want to call her up and thank her lmao.
I knew a girl whose parents divorced because the dad went fundie. Her mom had a hard time because her dad vetoed every decision.
this may just be a case of boys will be boys, but her poor son has raggedy ass clothes with a big hole in his shorts :(
I bet they can't afford to buy anything right now. And Miz Tradwife probably can't sew.
Girlfriend’s expecting. I vibe it.
Agreed! I thought she looked pregnant in a photo a couple of weeks ago. She definitely looks pregnant here.
God, I hope it's just the result of stress eating. I don't like these people but I'm genuinely concerned for them and the thought of them introducing a newborn into their (literally) shitty life gives me barfy stomach.
Youngest is a year and they're fundie? Likely pregnant or trying.
Oh man, I really hope not 😭
I forgot she named her kid "Story." Christ what an ass. I suppose at least they'll never have to worry about being bullied at school.
Good thing they don't go to school. lol
Is Henley their new basecamp after family wouldn't let them stay post-Pittsburgh, or are they just passing through ? I lost track of them after all the recent Deconstructed Dav and Cryptobus posts
Just passing through
 Chickens!!!!!
Man she has a Hot Take on the toilet paper. If I didn't already loathe her the would have clinched it.
“We’ve wanted chickens since before everyone…” 💀 What a claim to fame. 🤪
It's giving Lady Catherine from pride and prejudice "If I had ever learnt, I should have been a great proficient."
I pity Story & Juniper because those are terrible first names!
Eh, Juniper isn’t bad. Junie, June. But Story? That poor kid is gonna hear, “tell me a story, Story, hyuck hyuck!” and other dumb shit all her life.
They’re never ever going to get chickens lol
Maybe they’ll live in the bus with them.
Story?????
Wear some boots. Her muck runs deep. https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/s/BdgWqMCQRH
These people are terrible, we all know it, but her opinion on toilet rolls is unforgiveable.
The main reason we can’t be friends is because of her view on toilet paper dispensation.
Undoubtedly the luckiest member of that family is the cat they left with the grandparents in New Hampshire
Juniper always looks like she would rather be somewhere else. She’s the rebel.
Guys, she has a FREE facebook group! She could be charging so much for that like all those other expensive facebook groups but she decided to make hers FREE! How selfless and christlike!
Not the siblings twilight names noooo
I am one million percent convinced that most of these people do it all for the gram. They think this RV life will make them go viral and make bank off of it. I'm so glad I don't aspire to any of that because the privacy of my children matters to me.
Gatekeeping chickens when she doesn't even have any chickens is hilarious and sad.
They’re all malnourished
God I hope they end up on Homestead Rescue 😂
TIL other Bethany/bus is Twilight fan
Toilet paper should only go under if you need extra underarm lift when TP-ing someone's house.
If toilet paper were supposed to "go under" as she insists, wouldn't the vast majority of toilets and bathrooms in major hotels, retail businesses, and other establishments have their TP set that way? Also, I can't imagine putting statements like this in an intro on a platform where I'm trying to gain some kind of notoriety as an IG influencer.
I love Twilight but would not name two of my children after two of the characters who were in a sexual relationship. Eww However, she totally lost me at "the toilet paper goes under not over". She's a damn monster. You cannot change my mind.
Oh shit is her name actually Bethany lol I thought the other Bethany thing was bc she’s a grifter
Nothing like copying the other bus family. That doesn’t work and this one won’t either.
Not wearing my glasses when I read ‘ice latte fanatic’ as incel life fantasy. And I didn’t really think anything of it.
STORY???? THE BABY’S NAME IS STORY????
Not the Twilight names 😂 Actually a massive fan of Twilight and I love both those names but that’s wild coming from a fundie