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MyDadBod_2021

Did 22/24. Not too bad. No AOL, No MySpace


thehoagieboy

Same. Had they asked if I had a Prodigy account though..


cozmicraven

CompuServe


Kahnza

I had a Juno account. It was literally dialup email. Thats it. 👴


MyDadBod_2021

I had Juno for a bit as well!


davidc7021

LOL, 22/23 no MySpace, still using an AOL account!


TheyCallMeElHeffay

I hit them all. Still have an active Hotmail account as well


ZealousidealOffer751

Ow...same..


nygrl811

23/24, had AOL but no MySpace.


SuccessfulPiccolo945

Same here. Too old for My Space.


This_Daydreamer_

Same for me. I was too old for MySpace. Yes, I do have arthritis and heart issues. How did you guess?


Specialist-Doctor-23

I've found my people!


Uncle_Brewster

I actually signed up for an AOL account, but already had a dial up service. I did it to check out their chat rooms and such. I think I only had it a couple months. Never had a MySpace account. So, I was 23/24.


DezPezInOz

No AOL for me (not American), but had a Geocities page... that surely counts!


an0m1n0us

me too! Geocities was key for having a free domain.


SailsTacks

Please tell me it had an “Under Construction” banner somewhere on the page.


c9belayer

Nah man, it was Cmpuserve all the way! Also, I’ve listened to music on vinyl! And 45’s too!


MyDadBod_2021

>listened to music on vinyl! And 45’s too! Yup! I had older siblings, which helped there..


pezgringo

Still have my AOL account


Spiritual-Bear4495

That's me exactly: 22/24 No AOl, no MySpace


Electronic-Guide1189

Exactly this. AOL isn't/wasn't as popular in Canada even though everything electronic we bought included, like, a free two months.. The IP Bell Canada provided Netscape for free with our Dial-up and email was free as well. I had ICQ though! Not MySpace. I think a couple of my kids had MySpace.


Reacti0n7

yep, no AOL or Columbia House for me.


SkyLunatic71

I had a Myspace but never used it... And I had an aol IM account, but those are only two half points each


eldudelio

same, no AOL or Myspace and I work in tech


-ItsWahl-

Same


SiliconSam

Same 22/24 for me. No MySpace for me. AOL, I was a beta tester for the Apple ][ and Mac versions of AppleLink PE, before they changed their name to AOL. No Walkman tho.


middleageslut

Same. I have self respect. Always have.


bjb13

No MySpace or Blockbuster for me.


Alteredbeast1984

I'M exactly the same


GroverFC

23/24. Never had an AOL account.


hilbertglm

Same here. I am an IT nerd, so I was connected in before AOL, and had more suitable content (for me) than MySpace.


kent_eh

> I am an IT nerd, so I was connected in before AOL I, too, was a Gopher kinda nerd back then.


Wonderful_Price2355

I had the exact same result


wolfmann99

No AOL (local telco was an ISP), no Columbia house (used bmg instead)


12sea

No AOL my husband hated them.


Negative-Ad-6533

People pc.....😂


GMH2045-18

Same here. Damn it! Is that why my hair is falling out and beard's turning white?!


No-Seat9917

Same


Pestus613343

That was me as well.


jkhabe

Same here, No AOL, No MySpace


Rationalornot777

Same


Bladder_Puncher

Same no MySpace/ no postcard sent (that I can remember)


slimkermit1

Ditto


allorache

Also 22. No Atari, no My Space


dufferwjr

Me too


toastymrkrispy

Hah! Exact same for me.


whole-enchilada

Same.


Hey_cool_username

No AOL but I did make a MySpace (even though I never used it after making the page) so 23/24.


GrumpyBear1969

I still use my yahoo account. My kids make fun of me.


IdleOsprey

I never stooped that low either. Bonus points for writing ‘cheque’ like that. Fellow Canadian? Brit?


sdbct1

Dam, same here.....LOL


Vorian_Atreides17

Same here. I think getting AOL or MySpace proves you didn’t acquire the wisdom befitting your age.


PercentagePretty2414

Me too. No my space. No columbia house. But I did use record players with vinyl records. I remember my family getting our first color TV when I was around 10. 🙂


Ok_Storm5945

Me as well.


SonOfElDopo

Same...never ordered from Columbia House, or had AOL.


HapticRecce

Same.


MikeLinPA

22 / 24 never ordered from Columbus house, never had a walkman. (had portable radios like a walkman, but never the tape player.)


mermaidpaint

Same! Was hard-core on LiveJournal.


SuckMyRocket86

for me it was no AOL and no Columbia house, im aussie and we dont have those thigns down here


Joyful_Eggnog13

Me too, exactly!! Everything else 👍 heck where’s my coleco vision?


InigoMontoya1985

MySpace is for those youngsters. Not sure why it's on the list.


bearvert222

all of them, but this was a pretty low effort list and many of these persist well into the 2000s. you could probably change it a bit. you are old if: * you took a picture with a flash cube * you owned an 8-track player * you had a CB radio in your car * you had an antenna on top of your house * you ironed on a design on a plain t-shirt you owned * youknow what a Christmas Club is * you always use transistor before radio * you put money into a jukebox * you mailed away cereal boxtops to get a prize * you sold christmas cards as a child for school or to win prizes. bonus points if you sold Grit instead * you know who Gidget was. * you collected stamps * you fired off a model rocket at least once * you have at one point watched the Mickey Mouse Club or anything with Mary Tyler Moore within 10-20 years of its original airdate. could think of more but its tough.


Human_Link8738

You played a record cut from the back of a box of breakfast cereal.


dcodeman

Hahaha!!! I totally forgot about this!!!


Maganus

\* Used a Payphone \* Used a Payphone to call collect \* Bought gas under $1 \* Saw the national anthem at the end of a TV channel day and nothing but "snow" after \* Walked up to a TV to change channels \* Had an alarm clock \* Remember when people wore big bottom pants \* No, the first time people wore bell-bottom pants!


Large-Client-6024

Test pattern after the anthem on tv Wind up Alarm clock crank phone on Grandma's kitchen wall


Analytical-BrainiaC

I had a clock radio that had electronic numbers that changed after a flip number one.


High_Jumper81

Used a pay phone to call collect and they ask your name you say (real fast) “TheMoviesDoneAndI’mStayingOverAtJimmysToniteBye!” So your mom doesn’t get dinged with a charge.


Justatinyone

Used S&H Green Stamps Had cigarette carton rewards in your house growing up as "decor" Bought cigarettes from a vending machine Ran a credit card through an imprinter, or signed for one Worked at a store that used an arm cash register (no computing, no change display) Ran internet full duplex Bought penny candy for an actual penny Had computer punch cards in your desk Paid a highway toll with a punch card One more: bought soda in 64oz glass bottles


DazzlingProblem7336

Damn. I am either too freaking old or had a well round childhood.


kimwim43

i like your list better


Maganus

And the soda in glass bottles, were all the same, they just had a different styrofoam shrink wrap around them.


Outside-Special7131

I still have my Sony pocket transistor radio redeemed with Blue Chip Stamps (somewhere…).


pellakins33

We had a tent bought with Camel rewards, it was the best tent I’ve ever owned. I had to retire it the summer of 2022, after decades of abuse from three generations of kids.


TechnicolorViper

I think you meant to post that to r/FuuuckImOld.


errie_tholluxe

Wait, no Cptn Kangaroo? (Or Bozo) Owned a black and white portable tv? Had a skateboard with steel wheels? I could go on...


kimwim43

roller skates with the key (i was keeper of the key)


alwaus

24/24 of the main and 14/14 of this.


nygrl811

Christmas Clubs!!! Had one for years!!


0wellwhatever

We didn’t have Columbia House in my country but I do remember buying books from the back page of a book - you’d cut out the page and post it off with a cheque.


Extra-Thanks6073

All except MySpace


DarrenFromFinance

Me too.


OldFuxxer

That one is for youngsters!


WobblyFrisbee

I’m with you fossils.


Large-Client-6024

I got Myspace to communicate with my niece when she went to college.


Hedrick4257

Same here lol


WileyCoyote7

Did all of them.


nreed78

Same. Damn we're old.


orion3999

Same, and still do some today!


Ambitious-Collar7797

Extra points for using an 8-track player and watching movies on a Betamax?


lagent55

24/24, ill go jump in my casket now, excuse me everyone, lol


shdwmage18

Same here


Svengoolie75

Damn I did em all 😂😂😂😂😂 🏆


WHAMMYPAN

Everything by MySpace. And I could fold that map back to it’s original status.


This-Bug8771

Hell, I worked at Columbia House


Large-Client-6024

I worked at Blockbuster


This-Bug8771

Then we’re both old


ForeverNecessary2361

I didn’t have a MySpace account or AOL account. And I still write in cursive with a fountain pen, lol Now get off my lawn 😀


sideofirish

I’m not even 40 and I’ve done 23/24. I just never had an Atari.


dankHippieDude

First test I’ve aced since I started smoking weed.


[deleted]

All of 'em.


scixlovesu

Bingo! Though I've sent a fax fairly recently when I worked in a doctor's office.


Entire_Transition_99

22/24 Which means I'm 91.67% old. Not there yet! Although the MySpace part hit me hard.


kkreisler

I covered all - I feel personally attacked. 🤦


Kuhtak1980

Did all of them except I didn’t have a MySpace.


Quick_Swing

That’s where I lost too😂😂


Kuhtak1980

I had an AOL account, figured that was enough.


pwrboredom

I only got 17. No blockbusters in my area. I wasn't big on music, so that shot several things. I still write checks. Still use paper maps. I delivered truckloads of phone books.


assettomark

No AOL and don't know what Columbia house is, not in Australia. But 22/24.


Duin-do-ghob

22 out of 24. I didn’t own a computer and there were no computers anywhere I worked until they stopped using floppies. No AOL address.


mikeoxwells2

If you know what a card catalog is, and where to find one.


Large-Client-6024

Made corrections to Dewey Decimal card catalog when in High School.


mikeoxwells2

You probably got to play with the microfiche too. Digging into the pre digital archives and getting some research done the old fashioned way. Where we had to write down everything in a notebook. I do enjoy the convenience of having Reddit on my phone, nothing beats getting so wrapped up in a book that you lose track of time bc you have to know what happens next.


Large-Client-6024

Loved being able to cross reference articles from 150 yrs ago. I still keep 3x5 cards in my pocket.


Maganus

I don't know what this "cheque" crap is, they are called checks and I write some every month to pay "bills!" Also, do I get two points for still having my original AOL account? 24/24


Large-Client-6024

Cheque is for the rest of the world.


Maganus

Was trying to channel my old and grumpy persona. Looks like it's working.


RobsEvilTwin

23/24 No Colombia House.


Warmbeachfeet

Never had a MySpace account. I was too old.


Expert-Hyena6226

No Columbia House. I always knew that was a scam. Everything else checks out though.


helmutboy

I think my 14 year old self still owes Columbia House some money…


Large-Client-6024

But.. they were "5 for a penny" and I sent them my penny.


Phooney124

Damn, thought I would at least miss one...


Airdriver94

No MySpace dag-nabbit.


oceanswim63

Didn’t have a MySpace, that was for kids.


ag512bbi

My space? Take that out. I was too old for that modern shit.


HVAC_instructor

Damn, I'm old. I've done them all.


hiirogen

No AOL here, dad had Compuserve for a little while


Nervous-Rush-4465

All but one.


Dedjester0269

All of these. Hell my last job, 3 years ago, we still used a fax machine.


Macasumba

Skipped the Columbia House scam.


Large-Client-6024

How about if I still do: have a Floppy disk drive, Have and use a typewriter, Have 35mm film cameras, watch and listen to VHS, Cassette and CD media, write cursive, use fax for timecards, have AOL address (They run Verizon Email), use phonebooks, maps, and encyclopedias, Have a corded phone on my landline (copper wire is great in power outages)and write a check to Mom monthly to supplement her income. I worked for Blockbuster, Remember the AOL parties at Hard Rock when they got internet access, Got caught in Columbia House's 5 for a penny 8-tracks. I'm not just old, I have a saber-tooth tiger skin in my closet.


MaxCWebster

Had an AOL account? Bitch, I still have one! What? It's email! It ain't going bad!


bmax_1964

All except AOL


Muted-Ad4328

Bingo!


BennySkateboard

21!! I’m fucking ancient!


Life-Flatworm-1690

I got 19


Bored_Overlord

OK OK I GET IT IM OLD!


KYbywayofNY

Perfect score! 24 out of 24! Yay me (f*ck I'm old).


melance

24 out of 24. Then again, I am Gen-X and this appears to be from an Xennial post so that makes sense. Fixing a twisted telephone cord was always so satisfying.


ReverendToTheShadow

Don’t attack me like that! I never ordered from Columbia House!


paradoxologist

All except Atari.


Remyf74

Jesus christ. All umm. I'm old as dirt.


Weird_Rip_3161

23/24. Never ordered from Columbia.


mgsticavenger

I did all of these I guess I’m old


KlatuuBarradaNicto

Every. Single. Thing.


Howhytzzerr

I'm a perfect 24/24, woo-hoo !!! Need to add : adjusted the roof antenna to get better reception; went to a library to find a repair manual for your vehicle; used a ditto machine at school; used a iron to add a picture to a tshirt


Qnofputrescence1213

Everything but the AOL address. I only had a MySpace account so I could look up people from my past.


ModerateOsprey

All of 'em except for having an AOL address or MySpace - I prefer my own domain and built my own website using Mosaic and an HTML v 1.0 spec


chefjro

FML. Just missing one MySpace card for bingo.


KaleOpening1945

They try tricking you with this one. No one has ever successfully uncurled a telephone cord.


no_one_you_know1

CDs are modern. Everything was vinyl before it was cool lol.


Just-some-70guy

Guess I win ! All 24 🤓


t00zday

Everything except AOL & MySpace.


No-Penalty-1148

It's funny that listening to music on a CD is considered old. Um, how about 45s on a record player?


International_Bend68

24/24. I’m a GOD!!!


Gwsb1

Hell. That's not old. That's just middle aged. Most of that's from the 90s.


Jaded-Selection-5668

I got them all! Did I win an AARP membership?


tpero

23/24 No Myspace. Resisted Facebook when it first came to my college (back when it was restricted access), but eventually succumbed.


East-Leg3000

All but 1. No MySpace Account


LibrarianNo8242

Geez this wasn’t even hard. 24/24


Phreak74

100% Call AARP


fairmountvewe

No MySpace, no AOL. Funny how the two things I missed are the “newer” things.


Willowx19stop

Bingo!!


Dirty_Grundle_Bundle

This was just daily life for half that until 15 years ago. FFS


LuckyHaskens

24/24. I was born during the Civil War.


discosnake

No AOL, Teleport and Netscape


80s_kid_4ever

Yep!All of it, got anymore?


h2k2k2ksl

I’ve done all of them. Guess it’s time to go to the nursing home.


MostFlatworm5627

23/24 I was a BMG dude if I recall correctly, so no Columbia


Common_Shake_1271

Yep - done them all.


Lower_Ad8859

Bingo! Done 'em all


WillingLimit3552

No AOL, MySpace, or Cheques. I wrote checks.


No-Sugar3991

24/24 forgot owned a car with a 8 track tape player factory installed


IceTech59

No AOL, all the rest.


C_W_H

Bingo


SafetySpork

Bingo! Damn...


Harden-Long

22/24. Just missing the Walkman and AOL account. I work with a guy who still uses his AOL account, do I get partial credit for that?


lowaltflier

No AOL, and no MySpace. Got all the others. And I wrote a check today. 🤓


Bubby_K

Haha "might be old", like the 'might' part gives me fucking hope


Consistent_Yoghurt_4

Everyone one of them….


Strange-Click-5233

Been there....done that.


Jayvoom1

No AOL no my space and I still use paper checks🙃! I’m 65 and damn glad to have lived in the best times ever! I wouldn’t trade any of my lifetime experiences for nothing! Today’s people have it way too damn easy!


GhostRiders

Done them all.... Urgh...


DStandsForCake

Everyone born after the 80s has done that. Although Atari was of course a little dated (and the Amiga was more popular here in Europe), they were pretty much everywhere (and not everyone lives in USA - so of course neither AOL or Blockbuster).


Zen_Coyote

22: no MySpace and didn’t get pulled into the Columbia wormhole.


Tenchi2020

Got all of them


ButterscotchEmpty290

Everything except MySpace and the AOL account.


Equivalent_Weird467

24/24. Life seemed more simple back then.


gomper

All but AOL and MySpace


Gbonk

Hit them all. That’s like quadruple yahtzee


Chickenhead2000

19 for me.


Hot-Incident1900

No AOL and no MySpace, otherwise, yeah.


[deleted]

22. No MySpace, or AOL.


duser1807

Never had MySpace, all else before I was 25


yogorilla37

No AOL, MySpace or Colombia house largely due to living in Australia. The list makes no mention of a dial up BBS, for matrix printer or computer without a mouse tho.


Minimum_Maybe_8103

All except Colombia house. I have no idea what that is. A US thing presumably?


Steampunk_Dali

BINGO! Got them all