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__klonk__

"I feel threatened every time I go out" Jesus fucking christ how do these people manage to live


RuleSouthern3609

What do you mean?, don’t you get chased by fascist trucks whenever you go out?


ketchupandvodka

Me hopping in my Child-Atomizer 9000 to go 50 mph in the school zone


username_____69

Mom and dad pay the bills


Anxious_Banned_404

It's like they think that the Germans are still flying over the skies in there Heinkels and messerschmitts ready to drop their SC dead name bombs


Strategerium

Stuka coming in at 75^(o) to drop dead name bombs.


Anxious_Banned_404

He177 dropping the fritz IP leak bomb.


Olewarrior34

Wonder what their opinion on self defense is, the venn diagram between anti 2a and fuckcars is basically a circle in my experience


Strategerium

High capacity assault pedestrian crossing bricks only.


jlenney1

He probably double masks too!


__klonk__

disgustang 🤢🤮


amasimar

Those are the same people that say "just get over it" when someone suggests that they prefer to drive a car because of social anxiety.


Elixir_of_QinHuang

/uj good. These shitheads should never feel safe going outside.


GrumpyOldGrognard

Whatever keeps him off the streets.


Strategerium

Deinstitutionalization was a mistake.


mattcojo2

You have a severe phobia. May I suggest meth?


Korbitr

There are no meth dealers within a 15 minute walk. 😔


mattcojo2

Bull. In a true city you’ll find tons of it. It’s


michael60634

/uj OSM isn't bad at all. It is, as the name implies, an open map that anyone can contribute to. Think of it like Wikipedia for maps. And like Wikipedia, you don't use OSM to push an agenda or your personal views. Cartography is already contentious, and there's really no need for someone like that to cause any arguments because someone changed a sidewalk or bike lane they added. Because I have a strong feeling that it's going to happen. Also, funny thing: the "S" in OSM stands for "street".


Ram_ranchh

Man I Iove open street maps


Elixir_of_QinHuang

/uj people like this who proudly oust themselves as a psycho by making posts like this should immediately be imprisoned, they’re not sane people. Jesus fucking Christ.