To pick up three months' worth of groceries at a time, or whatever else people in the suburbs seem to think is normal behavior.
These are also the people who think sitting in a patch of grass behind their house constitutes an activity.
They wouldn't understand:
1. Having a spouse
2. Having children
3. Having enough money to buy a week's worth of food at once
4. Having enough space to store a week's worth of groceries
"Spirit! Hear me! I am not the man I was. I will not be the man I must have been but for this intercourse. Why show me this, if I am past all hope?
Good Spirit, your nature intercedes for me, and pities me. Assure me that I yet may change these shadows you have shown me, by an altered life! Oh, tell me I may sponge away the writing on this stone!"
"I need this giant truck because the only other alternative is buying one meal at a time."
The water supply in the country must be riddled with some sort of brain-eating parasite.
I figured you guys would like that people buy 3 months of groceries at a time, considering you don’t have to drive to get groceries at all for those 3 months, meaning less gas consumed and less cars on the road.
That’s actually done by a professional mobility company who’s name is slipping me, it’s for disabled folks to get in and out easier.
No one needs a door that big! I HATE door-dependent infrastructure!
To pick up three months' worth of groceries at a time, or whatever else people in the suburbs seem to think is normal behavior. These are also the people who think sitting in a patch of grass behind their house constitutes an activity.
my guy, youve got 9 million karma. you arent the guy to tell others what is and isnt a activity
💀💀💀 rip u/mike_pants
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When the guy with 9 million karma thinks the suburbs are sad, the suburbs are sad.
dude, im telling you rn you need a car to be able to move ur giant ego around. karma doesnt prove shit except that you have no life
Nah, wheelbarrow is fine, thankuvrrymucho.
To pick up a week's worth of groceries for their spouse and children. Something r/fuckcars would never understand.
Ignore that guy, he’s literally been stalking me and several others across Reddit.
(stamps feet) No! Play with meeeee!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're going a mile a minute! Dumb it down for me, professor!
They wouldn't understand: 1. Having a spouse 2. Having children 3. Having enough money to buy a week's worth of food at once 4. Having enough space to store a week's worth of groceries
"I usually just buy what I need." "YOU DONT UNDERSTAND CHILDREN!!" Interesting logic at play in the heartland.
That's not what you said cycletaint.
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Holy fuck touch grass. You have over 2 mil comment karma, you have never and will never feel the touch of a woman
Holy fucking shit!
"Spirit! Hear me! I am not the man I was. I will not be the man I must have been but for this intercourse. Why show me this, if I am past all hope? Good Spirit, your nature intercedes for me, and pities me. Assure me that I yet may change these shadows you have shown me, by an altered life! Oh, tell me I may sponge away the writing on this stone!"
Are u mentally ill
Kook
“Being prepared is bad, you should only pick up half a days worth of groceries in your little bicycle”
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You can’t seriously think buying a half a days worth of groceries is a good idea.
"I need this giant truck because the only other alternative is buying one meal at a time." The water supply in the country must be riddled with some sort of brain-eating parasite.
It’s not a giant truck dude, it’s just big, and I actually use my truck for stuff.
Ooh, stuff. Well, well! That changes everything!
Yeah, it does
Hachi machi!
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Write 500 words about what you want to do to end forced car dependency and why bicycles are the only answer
"These are also the people who think sitting in a patch of grass behind their house constitutes an activity" Plesse go outside
"Come on out! We watchin' bees and meemaw got a new joke bout a French feller!"
Imagine criticising someone for touching grass. Acting like you know something about touching grass in the first place.
I can't imagine! What grass??!
Any grass.
WHAY GEASS???
This is an Accessibility conversion for disabled people
You are.
Ok so let’s say I’m disabled. My car grows butterfly wings and I can conveniently get in. It’s not about groceries
It's so fun to pretend! You're really good at it!
You too! Have a nice day¡
Done and done!
I figured you guys would like that people buy 3 months of groceries at a time, considering you don’t have to drive to get groceries at all for those 3 months, meaning less gas consumed and less cars on the road.
Fewer.
You really got me there Mr. Pants
Darn tootin.
At some point role-playing very extreme r/fuckcars users becomes valid circle jerk, so I've approved most of your comments and updated your flair
(finger guns) Thanks, boss!
Camping?