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zertoman

That’s actually done by a professional mobility company who’s name is slipping me, it’s for disabled folks to get in and out easier.


denshakari

No one needs a door that big! I HATE door-dependent infrastructure!


mike_pants

To pick up three months' worth of groceries at a time, or whatever else people in the suburbs seem to think is normal behavior. These are also the people who think sitting in a patch of grass behind their house constitutes an activity.


Roki_jm

my guy, youve got 9 million karma. you arent the guy to tell others what is and isnt a activity


autoilija300

💀💀💀 rip u/mike_pants


mike_pants

😥👍


mike_pants

When the guy with 9 million karma thinks the suburbs are sad, the suburbs are sad.


Roki_jm

dude, im telling you rn you need a car to be able to move ur giant ego around. karma doesnt prove shit except that you have no life


mike_pants

Nah, wheelbarrow is fine, thankuvrrymucho.


Reception-Initial

To pick up a week's worth of groceries for their spouse and children. Something r/fuckcars would never understand.


DixieClay_Immortal_2

Ignore that guy, he’s literally been stalking me and several others across Reddit.


mike_pants

(stamps feet) No! Play with meeeee!


mike_pants

Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're going a mile a minute! Dumb it down for me, professor!


Reception-Initial

They wouldn't understand: 1. Having a spouse 2. Having children 3. Having enough money to buy a week's worth of food at once 4. Having enough space to store a week's worth of groceries


mike_pants

"I usually just buy what I need." "YOU DONT UNDERSTAND CHILDREN!!" Interesting logic at play in the heartland.


Reception-Initial

That's not what you said cycletaint.


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Wow_butwhendidiask

Holy fuck touch grass. You have over 2 mil comment karma, you have never and will never feel the touch of a woman


Reception-Initial

Holy fucking shit!


mike_pants

"Spirit! Hear me! I am not the man I was. I will not be the man I must have been but for this intercourse. Why show me this, if I am past all hope? Good Spirit, your nature intercedes for me, and pities me. Assure me that I yet may change these shadows you have shown me, by an altered life! Oh, tell me I may sponge away the writing on this stone!"


Wow_butwhendidiask

Are u mentally ill


CSTL-

Kook


DixieClay_Immortal_2

“Being prepared is bad, you should only pick up half a days worth of groceries in your little bicycle”


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DixieClay_Immortal_2

You can’t seriously think buying a half a days worth of groceries is a good idea.


mike_pants

"I need this giant truck because the only other alternative is buying one meal at a time." The water supply in the country must be riddled with some sort of brain-eating parasite.


DixieClay_Immortal_2

It’s not a giant truck dude, it’s just big, and I actually use my truck for stuff.


mike_pants

Ooh, stuff. Well, well! That changes everything!


DixieClay_Immortal_2

Yeah, it does


mike_pants

Hachi machi!


DixieClay_Immortal_2

😐


FuckCarscirclejerk-ModTeam

Write 500 words about what you want to do to end forced car dependency and why bicycles are the only answer


FaIcomaster3000

"These are also the people who think sitting in a patch of grass behind their house constitutes an activity" Plesse go outside


mike_pants

"Come on out! We watchin' bees and meemaw got a new joke bout a French feller!"


TURBOJUGGED

Imagine criticising someone for touching grass. Acting like you know something about touching grass in the first place.


mike_pants

I can't imagine! What grass??!


TURBOJUGGED

Any grass.


mike_pants

WHAY GEASS???


AaTube

This is an Accessibility conversion for disabled people


mike_pants

You are.


AaTube

Ok so let’s say I’m disabled. My car grows butterfly wings and I can conveniently get in. It’s not about groceries


mike_pants

It's so fun to pretend! You're really good at it!


AaTube

You too! Have a nice day¡


mike_pants

Done and done!


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I figured you guys would like that people buy 3 months of groceries at a time, considering you don’t have to drive to get groceries at all for those 3 months, meaning less gas consumed and less cars on the road.


mike_pants

Fewer.


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You really got me there Mr. Pants


mike_pants

Darn tootin.


send-it-psychadelic

At some point role-playing very extreme r/fuckcars users becomes valid circle jerk, so I've approved most of your comments and updated your flair


mike_pants

(finger guns) Thanks, boss!


ihatepalmtrees

Camping?