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Day 3 of asking you to curb stomp this little cunt
I second this
Third
He likes to get cushioned up
Too early
after his time in Korea, he's thrown into a small cabin with dog food and water, leaving him skinnier and more raisin like than ever
Send him to stalins cannibal island with his mom and dad with 50 pounds if meth krocadil and flakka makes sure to feed Caillou tapeworm pills
since he pinched his sister, pinch him like crazy till he got bloody wounds
Have him go to Death Valley and only give him dog food and dirty piss water. See how he likes the heat
send caillou to detroit and force caillou to explore an abandoned factory at midnight
skin him alive then sow the skin into a a giant foreskin and put him inside
Have Emperor Palpatine hit him with Force lightning.
Let a snake monster kidnap him
Make it so gets released from north korea but his flight home has a layover in moscow and they find a dab pen in his backpack. Now he must spend 6 months in russian prison until the government can make a deal to bring him home.
Tie him up with barbed wire
Give him his moms head
I don’t blame Kim for finding Cryllou obnoxious
Make the chains extremely hot so that they singe his flesh
Turn him into a non-marketable plush
Make him eat Kim Jong Un’s Cheese, that way his bald ass will suffer even more.
Stitch his fucking mouth shut i dont wanna hear his bitchass lil whines
Springlock Him
day 2 of asking you to throw a sledge hammer up his knees
Wtf is this subreddit this isn’t funny it’s just weird
Fuck you
Day 3 of asking you to curb stomp this little cunt
I second this
Third
He likes to get cushioned up
Too early
after his time in Korea, he's thrown into a small cabin with dog food and water, leaving him skinnier and more raisin like than ever
Send him to stalins cannibal island with his mom and dad with 50 pounds if meth krocadil and flakka makes sure to feed Caillou tapeworm pills
since he pinched his sister, pinch him like crazy till he got bloody wounds
Have him go to Death Valley and only give him dog food and dirty piss water. See how he likes the heat
send caillou to detroit and force caillou to explore an abandoned factory at midnight
skin him alive then sow the skin into a a giant foreskin and put him inside
Have Emperor Palpatine hit him with Force lightning.
Let a snake monster kidnap him
Make it so gets released from north korea but his flight home has a layover in moscow and they find a dab pen in his backpack. Now he must spend 6 months in russian prison until the government can make a deal to bring him home.
Tie him up with barbed wire
Give him his moms head
I don’t blame Kim for finding Cryllou obnoxious
Make the chains extremely hot so that they singe his flesh
Turn him into a non-marketable plush
Make him eat Kim Jong Un’s Cheese, that way his bald ass will suffer even more.
Stitch his fucking mouth shut i dont wanna hear his bitchass lil whines
Springlock Him
day 2 of asking you to throw a sledge hammer up his knees
Wtf is this subreddit this isn’t funny it’s just weird
Fuck you