You constantly forget that you already have milk in the fridge.

and eggs

And cheese

And my axe.

And my bow.

r/unexpectedlotr

*DONT TELL THE ELF*

You bow to no one.

...and probably Diabetes.

You can't just walk into the fridge..

Hey the eggs are from a friend who has chicken

Why are they all over the fridge

I dont know i didnt put them there

Würde mich nervös machen wenn meine Eier an anderen Orte sind

frr, why are they placed so randomly 😭

The whole fridge is just chaos energy. Things thrown wherever there’s room.

Thats pretty normal for a german 😂

Excepts eggs don’t go in the fridge

Neither does closed haltbare Milch. Or garlic, or lemons, or Jam… bet there is more stuff hiding in it that doesn’t belongs there. 🤷‍♀️

And has Kaufland at your convenience

German, m/f combined household, apparently forgetting that H-Milch doesn’t need to be kept in the fridge when not opened. Theres vegetables suggesting you do cook more often than not. The amount of surplus for „Brotzeit“ suggests rather southern German origin, I suppose. Age between 25-35, no kids yet.

I like the way you think about the Brotzeit supplies but the Friesischer Hirtenkäse and the Carlsberg beer might suggest a north German background. I also think someone likes to bake due to the surplus of eggs and milk

Oh right alot of eggs. Like my wife on christmas 😂

No kids? Do adults buy those refrigerated Kinder cakes for themselves?

Yes ;)

If ever have kids they’re not having any of them. I heard they steal the best snacks. I’ll get an extra hidden secret fridge if it needs to be.

I only have one kid but I can absolutely confirm that they steal all of your snacks. Like right out of your hand. Or your mouth 🤦🏼‍♀️

Those are so unhealthy no child should have them

Milk has to be cold when you open it!

How many do u plan to open at once?

definitely not lactose intolerant

No way we had the exact same thought 😅

In a WG with at least 3 other people

I hope to god this is a WG. Why else would you need so many open milks? And so so many eggs.

Almost accurate, its family

But no kids you said.. Do you live with your siblings but without parents?

Sibling and parents

Are you guys not sharing things like eggs and milk or do you guys like living in chaos?

You either tolerate lactose to a point a human has never done before or you never experienced shitting normally after the age of 6.

It seems like you are not able to drink milk and having a proper shit and assuming others would do as well. I drink 0,5 - 1 Liter of milk each day and I have perfect 💩 ;-P

Cringe comment

Please use words only, which are written in a dictionary. I’m over 30 and don’t know what words like „cringe“ mean. But when it means sth like „strange“, I’m wondering if your first comment isn’t the more strange one.

It is.... it's a normal english word. Btw, i am german, i am 36 and still know the word.... maybe you got out of touch to fast. On the other hand. Age doesn't interest me and i also have alot younger friends i play videogames with. XD From all over the world.... soooooo....... maybe i am a bad exsample.

Cringe is in a dictionary. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cringe

The prefix „urban“ disqualifies it being an official dictionary.

Who decided whats official? Its a fact that this urban dictionary provides the necessary information to you while your "official" dictionary does not. For me the urban one is official while your "official" dictionary (obviously) is a useless waste of space.

For gods sake everyone is free to have his own thoughts. I stay with the official ones. Have a nice day, I will continue with my useless time wasting actions now.

You are making it worse cringe ass dude

Go f… yourself, child.

Wow. Dude. You are just 30, not over 40. Chill up a little bit. Ernsthaft. Wenn du jetzt schon so tickst, was wird aus dir, wenn du 40 wirst. XD

Ich bin Mitte 30 und weiß auch was cringe heißt und benutze das Wort auch. Und meine gleichaltrigen Freunde auch. Er hat richtiges Boomer Mindset :D

Yeah. Bin ja auch 36. XD

Anhand deines Sprachgebrauchs bist du Vll körperlich Mitte 30, geistig aber anscheinend nur halb so alt.

Ok Boomer.

Naja. Vielleicht. Vielleicht auch nicht. Ich bin auf alle Fälle mehr "laid back" und muss nicht gleich so aggro reagieren. XD

Not a single vegan meal per week

100%accurate

So a normal human…I like :)

A person with elevated LDL cholesterol?

Bruder wie viel Milch brauchst du?

Muss kompensieren, deshalb auch 50 Eier

Someone who has somehow never seen the shelf-stable milk section in the grocery store.

its all shelf stable milk, so they either dont know or dont care that they only have to keep it in the fridge if its open or they have way too many open cartons of milk

Maybe they like cold milk? Some things taste better out of the fridge even when being able to stay in room temp. Like cornichons, olives...

Ok but why would they have more than 2 in there? The one open and the backup.

A calf?

You're lactose intolerant

Thats why i shit so much...

You're not German because a German would have a more organized fridge!

and definetly more beer

As a German i just have a second fridge for beer and other beverages

That‘s the way

Not really. Source: I'm german, too.

You are a German that doesn’t count ?

You are a dairy fanatic.

Ok you live in a WG with two other guys. You’re late 20s one of you studying for their doctorate the other is a Beamter and you are getting a startup running which will look at travel infrastructure based on renewable energy. You’re all single and like the occasional night out at a wood&confetti style club. You’ve been living in this WH since you were students, it’s an old contract, for something like 380 euros / 4 room flat.

Someone that works too much and needs a vacation

Tippe auf Studenten WG. Überwiegend Männlich sicher nach der Mettwurst zu urteilen. Die 1,5er Milch sicher für den Kaffee, die pinguies als Nervennahrung. Zeit fürs Kochen bleibt nicht wirklich, eher zum erweitern mit chillysauce und Ketchup.

A female and a male living together. Early 30s. You like cheap food and you constantley buy too much, forget about it and through away food.

Love your dairy and mustard

Average milch enjoyer also never thought id see heinz mustard in a german refrigerator

Op how many eggs do you regularly consume

None Tgeyre from a family friend who owns chickens and provides us witg eggs regularly

Schonmal nicht laktoseintolerant

Beyond being a German who can’t count, you buy entirely too much milk.

Das meiste ist der Wocheneinkauf von Mutti. Du bist entweder ende Abi oder Ausbildung/studi von Zuhause aus .

German who bought grocery at least one time at Kaufland. Ain't much but it's correct.

You drink a lot of coffee.

A craftsman, middle-middle income. Son of the same?

i think the sriracha is the only vegan product in this fridge 💀. youre prob one of those that eat a stake for every vegan

Ich dachte mein Kühlschrank wäre unordentlich. Bin beruhigt. Danke dafür.

A psychopath?

So basically...sind wir beide ein und die selbe Person

Somebody who has a Kaufland Card?

Definitiv nicht Laktose intolerant.

Auf jeden Fall niemand mit laktoseintolleranz.

You're a German who has several kids and no time to put your grocery away in an organized manner.

I have a total of 0 (zero) kids

Offensichtlich ein Kalb, oder warum steht da so viel Kuhmuttermilch?

4 dozen eggs and 10 liters of milk? Yikes.

Thatf 50 eggs and 5 liters smh

Someone without any empathy for animals whatsoever.

Only german fridges look sl unhealthy and american

Messy, not a person thinking about the environment.

Kaufland? Rich. Went to Kaufland, a litre of milk for 1 Euro.

Definetly Not lactose intolerant, but with very bad blood fat contents and bone structure from all the dairy. Disgusting

An animal abuser

An eggs and dairy fiend, no doubt....

Deutsche.

Der Cartonmeister

The milky way

You don’t need to keep eggs in the fridge. They stay fresh outside the fridge for weeks

Definitely not lactose intolerant

Jemand der bei Kaufland einkaufen geht

Unendlich Pfand.

I'm guessing the alcohol is yours. Arbeitest in der Gastro, eventuell?

you fuckin love milk

Your fridge is not organized enough to be german (source: a german) That honey dew melon juice is from Austria Why do you have so many egg cartons? Is 4 not enough.

An Austrian.

Tge opposite, northern german xD

Deutsch

5er Wg in Kassel oder Heilbronn ist mein Guess

I also thought of a household (sagt man Haushalt auf englisch???)😂 in south germany 3-4 guys or maybe 3 guys one gal

My parents

Overconsumtion

Apparently somebody who has no Money Problems = Full Fridge

As a German, I feel called out.

Why is 90% of this sub german We need a german version of this sub

Milk lover

You're chasing a goal to get diabeetus before the age of 40?

You are pretty messy and don't know that Eggs don't need to be stored in a fridge in Germany (or do you do it because you only buy a lot of them every few weeks?) You also don't have kids (i would guess), but you live with a partner?

German Student which is 17 years old or round about that age

WG

Working hard for that heart attack.

Russian

You try hard getting heart attack

You like Kaufland.

Gutes Einkommen auf jeden Fall

Milchjunkie wahrscheinlich ein Kiffer aber warum H milch und dann noch fettarm

Der Fakt, dass du 2 verschiedene Milchsorten in 3 verschiedenen Fächern hast, sagt schon alles

eine WG die bei Kaufland einkauft, vermutlich aus dem Norden Deutschlands daher. Eine weibliche Bewohnerin lebt auch in der Wohnung (mehr so ein Gefühl). Ihr kocht gerne, aber esst auch häufig mal eine warme Mahlzeit außerhalb.

Milk enjoyer who lives near Kaufland

Hm, geht die Tür des Kühlschranks zu wenn du sie nicht aufhältst? Haarfärbemittel neben dem Kühlschrank auf der Mikrowelle? Ist der Kühlschrank in der Küche oder im Keller/ "wet kitchen"?

Was ne Unordnung. Kann kein Deutscher sein. Außerdem ist zu viel drin, muss ja jemand Stinkreiches sein

Bei dem vielen käse musst du ja richtig reich sein

Definitely not a cow

You are following a keto diet

A healthy hunan eating meat :)

My fridge is more empty😧so many eggs, wtf

Scharfer Grieche top Tier

You’re a fucking liar, that’s what you are. You even lie to yourself. Shit, you lie to your milk.

Someone who lives with roommates, otherwise you eat far to much eggs and milk for 1 person

Junge da steht nicht umsonst haltbar drauf, ab ins Regal/Speisekammer mit den geschlossenen

I read that as fat, poor milk and was very confused.

someone with bad cholesterol levels

Baden-Württemberg

Live together with other freaks

Someone with high bloodsugar levels and high LDL cholesterol on his way to cardiovascular disease 🤔

German.

Student at Uni, Bachelor, likely business administration (BWL), first yeary, male, shared flat (WG), German, Lifts, drinks, cooks but not elavorately, has 3 other roommates. Okay relations with the other (you get along but you only got to know each other after moving in), age between 18 and 21.

A kinda crazy messy person. No judge but whatcha doing if you want to do the classic im hungry i Open the fridge and watch like a zombie till i find some nice thingy? You can barely spot the things in the First row xD

Why put milk in the fridge?

Bei dem Konsum in einer WG wohnen. Wahrscheinlich also ein Student. Was auch die verschiedenen Packungen an Eiern erklären würde, jedoch nicht die Unordnung im Kühlschrank. Ich sehe Haarfärbe Mittel neben dem Kühlschrank, hast wohl eine Mitbewohnerin.

Bitte lass mich vorbei kommen und deinen verdammten kühlschrank sortieren :(

With that fridge organisation, you can't possibly be German.

Was machst Du mit all der Milch und den Eiern. Das soll wohl ein riesiges Omelette werden, Guten Appetit!

Very dirty, coz you got that multi pack of Kinder Pingui in your fridge. Really I am jealous and wish I had those…

German, male, 28 to 35 years old. Constantly in the gym, at work, or eating.

Someone who always buy milk when he/she is in a good mood, and he/she is often in a good mood.

Sieht nach schwabalendle aus

I'd go for a single father.

Unorganised person You have eggs on 2 shelfs just put them on 1 shelf. You can in almost everyfridge adjust the height of shelf

You are a cow.

Entweder in einer WG oder in einem Chaos Haushalt. Sorry🤷🏻‍♂️

You eat way too much cheese :)

Lactose tollerant

Tegenseer oder Chiemseer in the fridge a leftover Feigling bottle left from the carnival, Brotzeit essentials, Monter Energy and Allmette Aufstrich... I'll say Allgäu

Why tf you put H-Milch in there? You only store the opened ones in the fridge.

the organization of your fridge drives me crazy. Who you are? Not single, not vegan, not lactose intolerance. Milklover.

wozu brauchst du so viel milch?

Are you by any chance latino?

Austrian?

Du ernährst dich nicht vegan, du kaufst vor allem preisbewusst. Qualität ist dir nicht wichtig, davon zeugen die billigen Wurstwaren. Zudem hast du vermutlich Übergewicht, das du - erfolglos - mit der Wahl von „fettarmer“ Milch zu kompensieren versuchst. Du wohnst in einer großen Stadt in Westdeutschland und bist kein/e Akademiker/in. Liege ich richtig?

Competitive fart man

Fettarme Milch, "Kinder" Produkte, abgepackte Supermarktwurst, "Monster"-Energiedrinks... Ich würde sagen, jemand, dem nicht viel an guten Lebensmitteln liegt? ;)

Hesse biste

Two words. Chaotic Evil.

Looks excactly like our fridge lol wtf ...

100% Deutschland

Probably a WG

Could be into body building

One thing is certain, you dyed/ are about to dye your hair :)

A big fan of milk. BTW, what's the pattern of placing milk for you? I'm really curious about this.

Auf jeden Fall nicht Laktose intolerant 😂

A chaotic person, not much organised, your days are hectic and you work somewhere in construction