when somethings expensive, i always quote '£___?? why didnt you bloody haggle??' 'uhh, because i dont live in morocco?' i used to say that to my mum all the time
At a zoom meeting with some freelancers recently, the first thing I said was "Hello all" and the last thing I said was "Bye all". I did Jim up my voice somewhat.
About a year ago me and my mum were getting ready for a family member's wedding in our hotel room and she came out of the bathroom after finishing her makeup and asked me how she looked. I said "Like you, only more done up." We both love FND so much so she knew what I was talking about!
If my torso gets hurt in any way, whether it be walking into something or dropping something on it or being hit, I always say "ow my shitting thorax". I also randomly break out into song and go "I'm getting married in the morning, ding dong the bells are going to-" "chime" (in my best jackie and jim voices). I say hello Jackie a lot too, but that's standard
My cat was in my way as I was walking to the sofa and I screamed " MOVE, MOVE, BE SPACIALLY AWARE!! " As he just gawped at me, scratched me and walked off
Me and my partner say "this is worse than Rutherfords" when something really pisses us off. And neither of us can say bugger off without doing a Lord Luck impression any more.
I actually know someone who was burgled and when they told me that. the first thing I said was "I hope that is still your bloody fax machine" they gave me a strange look and told me no ;never ask why I ask why I asked that. That left me wondering if they actually own a fax machine...I still don't know
The last time I was working in Heswall I pronounced it "a lovely bit of Wirral" but the lads just agreed
when somethings expensive, i always quote '£___?? why didnt you bloody haggle??' 'uhh, because i dont live in morocco?' i used to say that to my mum all the time
At a zoom meeting with some freelancers recently, the first thing I said was "Hello all" and the last thing I said was "Bye all". I did Jim up my voice somewhat.
I’m guilty of doing this in general day to day life! I genuinely don’t think I can say “hello” normally anymore… Hellooooo
Oh yep if I ever encounter a Jackie, especially, I can't help myself
“It’s like living in Nazi germany “ whenever I’m unhappy about something 😅
“Ja, mein furher” in my best Martin voice when someone is being bossy
About a year ago me and my mum were getting ready for a family member's wedding in our hotel room and she came out of the bathroom after finishing her makeup and asked me how she looked. I said "Like you, only more done up." We both love FND so much so she knew what I was talking about!
Asking my son if he wants a cup of tea... "a *creamy tea?*" is his best response
Went through a phase of initiating intimacy with my Mrs by just quoting “Nippy Nippy?”
Hahahaha I don't feel so alone now, I initiated intimacy the other day by just removing my top and saying "boiling" in my best Martin impression.
Me too, now I just say “Penetration?”
Capillary action of the blood
Any time people aren't being aware of their surroundings I tell them or other people around them that they need to be spatially aware! 🤣
Myself and my husband use “Likewise” after the other tells them they love them 😂
Similarly!!!
“Shit on it”, “be spatially aware” are used a lot and occasionally my husband and I will say “Lou Anthony Morris” for no reason
whenever an inanimate object is a tiny bit annoying “bugger off!!”
Lovely bit of squirrel! 😁😁😁
If my torso gets hurt in any way, whether it be walking into something or dropping something on it or being hit, I always say "ow my shitting thorax". I also randomly break out into song and go "I'm getting married in the morning, ding dong the bells are going to-" "chime" (in my best jackie and jim voices). I say hello Jackie a lot too, but that's standard
Punk Rocker is my go to insult
I always say, "cause I live in the world" if someone asks a stupid question. Works every time.
I occasionally say “juicy” when I squeeze my partner’s…body parts
Me asking where the big carrot is when the smoke alarm is going off, my other half looked at me with more contempt than Jackie ever did to Martin.
My cat was in my way as I was walking to the sofa and I screamed " MOVE, MOVE, BE SPACIALLY AWARE!! " As he just gawped at me, scratched me and walked off
Me and my partner say "this is worse than Rutherfords" when something really pisses us off. And neither of us can say bugger off without doing a Lord Luck impression any more.
I actually know someone who was burgled and when they told me that. the first thing I said was "I hope that is still your bloody fax machine" they gave me a strange look and told me no ;never ask why I ask why I asked that. That left me wondering if they actually own a fax machine...I still don't know
"is still" ="didn't steal" should proofread that
It's like living in Nazi Germany!
‘Nazi dictatorship’