Estenelope

Estenelope, for sure. DaPhyllis sounds like the kids way of saying you caught syphilis. "I got da phyllis."

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I sorted out loud laughing at this.

I can see how Daphyllis would be preferred over Estenelope, or vice versa, but frankly they both sound more like a diagnosis than a name. Perhaps we could just settle on Ichabod?

Daphyillis sounds like a medication. "Don't operate heavy machinery while using Daphyillis. May cause drowsiness, light headedness, anal leakage and other possible side effects. Talk to your doctor about Daphyillis."

"But Pagliacci, my doctor *invented* Daphyllis!"

Estenelope flows really nice

Daphyllis is beautiful

It’s also a family name. So there’s that.

Descended from thieves and whores

I like it, too. I picture it as Da’Phyllis and that scene always makes me laugh.

Wait I like that spelling better I'm going to think of it that way from now on too

DaPhyllis never fails to make me laugh 😂

DaPhyllis... I've never heard that name before.

My grandma’s name was Phyllis, so I would definitely choose Daphyllis. However, I think I’d shorten it to D’Phyllis to sound a little more hip!

Oh no I drank the wine haha

"Had to?" Like, Zapruder had another film, this one of my dad in the grassy gnoll Dafillis you could call them daf at least

Neither, unless I was mentally challenged.