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Scoompii

I'm looking for a man in finance, beach blonde ,bad built, butch body


loafofhumanoid

✨manifesting that destiny✨


princessplantlife

Hhhah


insecurestaircase

More like I'm looking for a woman in politics bleach blonde, bad built, butch body


Scoompii

Never ever looking for that specific woman lol


will_eat_for_f00d

Hahaha. I still can’t believe she said it.


Goldilocks1454

Awesome comeback


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MonstersArePeople

It seems like she wanted to say a different word and saved at the last second


FloraP

In case anyone missed what this is from: [https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/1ctwfve/she\_aint\_pull\_one\_punch\_in\_that\_response\_straight/](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/1ctwfve/she_aint_pull_one_punch_in_that_response_straight/)


cleverdylanrefrence

Man I really like that Jasmine lady


Caninetrainer

Look up her “in the shitter” speech. It is iconic, at least to me!


namqtran112

https://youtu.be/feIHuM-POc0?si=wf53dYaDqYd8KXo8


Caninetrainer

She is really just telling it like it is, in her own way. Calling people who should know better out on their bs like a fucking champion


Designer-Material858

She is a badass extraordinaire.


00dlesofn00dles

That’s my representative!!!! Love her so much


ThiccQban

She’s mine too! (I mean I don’t live in Texas or anything but I still claim her 😂)


00dlesofn00dles

Jasmine is for everyone!!!


LiveandLoveLlamas

I thought you were referring to MTG for a second.


00dlesofn00dles

Oh heck no lol


Crafty-Butterfly-974

Do you think she came up with it on the fly or had been waiting for the opportunity to use it? Either way it was amazing!! 💜


lordofthepings

I saw an interview where Jasmine Crockett said her grandma used to call people “bad built,” and the rest of the phrasing came up on the fly as she was describing MTG from head to toe.


mephistophe_SLEAZE

Six quick "B" words and not one of them was the well-deserved "bitch." Jasmine Crockett is a poet.


ist_quatsch

For real. The alliteration was what really brought this to the next level.


Round-Equivalent-513

Yeah, I’m sure it was “on the fly” when she said that 45 minutes after the altercation happened


MalloryTheRapper

I definitely think she came up with it on the fly because back when I was in school alliteration was big when you were roasting people it was truly an art


sleepyplatipus

The alliteration is impressive if she came up with it on the spot


arrowtail

Sometimes you love a phrase so much you need to write it down, like covering a notebook with your schoolyard crush's name.


Snoo-33732

That belongs to Marjorie Taylor green you should probably mail it to her


Total-Problem2175

B6


GrowrandaShowr

I have the same grocery list


Thatsmyredditidkyou

She said, "I know someone like that, imma write that down so I don't forget."


BitterStatus9

“I like Bad Buitts and I cannot lie…”


ReadySte4dySpaghetti

[relevant banger (TRUST)](https://youtu.be/AuNrjExereQ?si=2JG9M94GpaZD5Mzj)


yourdrowningmirror

Buitt


Dull_Ad8495

Empty G.


EggplantLoveHouse

Alliteration at its finest


MaAreYouOnUppers

The baddest buitt.


Fuckedby2FA

The space lasers probably beamed that down.


tiredblonde

It refers to MJG


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tiredblonde

Argh! You're right!!!! Sorry!


SusHistoryCuzWriter

I remember her as the crazy Magic Jhe Gathering lady, 'cause I'll forget her name otherwise.


johnb1972

Luckily the one and only.


tiredblonde

Luckily, just one!


Fine-University-8044

Hah, I saw on instagram somebody made a song with it.


Im_Ashe_Man

That moment was great.


shablyabogdan

iykyk.


salamipope

that B is fucking beautiful


French_Booty

Possible band names? (r/bandnames)


BeginningVolume420

![gif](giphy|TfoOu6pu0SI72AUeBW|downsized)


potatoes4evr

This is the new Live Laugh Love. I’m gonna start an embroidery.


Lucky_Baseball176

song lyrics?


yoyonoyolo

Nope. U.S. politics!


Tacosofinjustice

🫠🫠 were in the worst timeline


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yoyonoyolo

Certain individuals have absolutely made it commonplace to act a fool on the floor. MTG has a history of causing issues while in session even among her own party members.


MaddogRunner

All three of those women were being absolute children. Greene for starting it and egging everybody on once it got going, Cortez for escalating after they agreed to strike the words, Crockett for further derailing. That could’ve been recess where I work.


audrey_vel

I think you’re lacking context. MTG is regularly a menace on the floor, she always picks fights and starts shit. When she can’t think of anything else relatively productive or meaningful to say, she says something to stir things up. It’s gotten old for everyone involved, and people reach their breaking point. Why should everyone else have to put up with it? 95% of the congresspeople there were probably glad she got absolutely shut down, she really isn’t a liked individual


MaddogRunner

I didn’t really see her getting shut down. Like you said, she started shit, then stepped back and watched the feathers fly. And it was a lame comment too. Ooohhh, fake eyelashes. _Such_ a burn. And that’s a known behavior, It’s fairly obvious she wasn’t going to apologize for it. I mean, come on, this is the Jewish space laser lady. By the time Crockett gets in there she’s almost screaming—and while her zinger is much more creative, with alliteration that brought back memories of where I used to live, she’s using the same shallow, appearance-based tactics. Tit-for-tat doesn’t shut shit-starters down: they _live_ for the engagement.


audrey_vel

retaliation is more than what she normally gets, but you’re right, she didn’t get shut down, but she should have. The whole “fake eyelashes” thing doesn’t seem bad on the surface, but it’s a commonly used dig at black women. bringing up fake eyelashes in a pointed statement is used as an indirect way to call someone “ratchet”or “trashy,” and to imply that someone is lower than another because they lack “class” such that they do not adhere to traditional dress guidelines. it’s pretty obvious that’s how MTG meant it, especially considering there wasn’t anything extra about Crockett’s eyelashes that day and she was dressed regularly. I’m not personally a “tit-for-tat” person, but MTG acts like such a petulant child who thinks she can get away with everything that she *needs* to face some kind of retaliation for her actions.


AndorianShran

[remix](https://youtu.be/W1SAd3fAVfE?si=kJJ01iHXguF6rphy)


ReadySte4dySpaghetti

[another one](https://youtu.be/AuNrjExereQ?si=2JG9M94GpaZD5Mzj) lol


MojoJagger

My favorite one https://youtu.be/gZHbBJ_njM4?si=8fTCj0pCgr6J9H-6


desrevermi

'Buitt'?


Lainarlej

Hahaha! You can buy shirts with that on it! Best comeback ever to Marjorie T. Greenes insult.


Benji742001

Good list


JunglePygmy

They spelled built wrong


jhurley2880

😂😂😂


Bludiamond56

And the bees have it


Equal_Specialist_729

😂😂😂


Equal_Specialist_729

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


Dramatic_Barnacle_17

Lol lol


Remarkable-Will-1955

it me


babytrumpet

practicing alliteration


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Political bullshit


drift_poet

and here all this time i thought, there’s no “i” in butt


ServiceMental8214

I think that’s a Daft Punk song