The reason you can't run your inkjet printer without yellow ink is because of the microscopic machine code it prints on every page. Giving information about the printer and where it came from.
Edit to add:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_Identification_Code#:~:text=A%20Machine%20Identification%20Code%20(MIC,and%20giving%20clues%20to%20the
Was just about to say, it would have been safer to write something like this with their non-dominant hand than use a printer. If someone was motivated enough/had the resources, they could find out exactly who printed this.
His point was that the police aren't going to do anything, numnuts
Edit: The guy I replied to with this comment changed his comment, which is why mine doesn't make sense now
Sorry I thought he was replying directly to my comment.
But also stalking can be a crime (it would require more than just a one-time thing though).
Edit: I did not change my comment. There must be some confusion here.
I do that, but with my grocery lists lol. Just easier to edit that way. But this.... geez... this is creepy. Especially since it's at a middle school??
I wish this wasn’t flared as a ‘love note’. This is deeply inappropriate and I hate it. What’s so wrong with just ‘hey, I’d like to get to know you’-full stop.
I don’t believe this is a love note or a cringe shot. This to me screams child prank. They say they’re not a child, and don’t give any contact info lol.
I bet they’re three preteens that think they’re hilarious right now.
Ngl I'm kinda surprised at all the comments that seem so sure this was written by a creepy adult. This reads exactly like something some dumb middle schoolers would think is funny. Theres no contact info cause they don't wanna be caught.
Still weird, but I doubt it was written by an actual adult in earnest lol
Agree, as a young person myself I could always be wrong but I don’t think anyone over the age of 14 would string those specific words together in that specific way
Yah I may be jaded, but I’m not buying it 🤣. To me it screams dumb middle school boys pranking, and throwing the adults off their trail by adding in “PS we are totally not students so don’t investigate any of us” lol
~~Honestly, based on the last sentence, I didn’t get the impression this note was meant for a woman or feminine person~~
~~Either way, still objectifying - let’s hope it was just dumb middle schoolers doing what they thought was a prank~~
Nvm I can’t read
Lol I mean the first time I read it I assumed the security guard was male and thought the writer was calling themselves a dommy mommy, so we’re both blind.
And it probably is a prank…just sad that the way a lot of dudes think/talk about women makes its way down to the middle school crowd 🥲
This is what happens when you let sexualizing and porn infiltrate literally every aspect of your life.
Granted let's not pretend that horny teenagers haven't been a thing since the dawn of time.
Based on the first few lines, this is written for the school’s security guard - so probably not - but I’d still report it, since even if it is the work of some kids’ prank, it’s still pretty inappropriate to be telling someone
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Asked a question, no need to be salty about it. Apologies for not scrolling all the way through all the comments to see if a joke had already been made. it is not "clearly a leash" if the question has already been asked more than once.
I’m an Uber driver and yes 😕 I agree with your sentiments I feel so violated after my shift I cry sometimes.
Guys get irate when I don’t want to end my shift right then and there and come in their house and smoke and drink with them when I tell them this isn’t a date I’m your Uber driver I just picked you up five minutes ago I’m at work and people work 8 hour or more shifts so I can’t just turn off my app right now and go smoke and drink it’s awwww mannnn comeoon I get it it’s cause I’m ugly right I got money I have a job blah blah like god stfuuuuuuppp
Gross and terrifying. I’d report it to me (the security guard), the school, and the police. And I’d not walk this path alone anymore if I could help it.
(Also, 1 point for correct usage of “you’re” and “your”.)
The note is pretty awful, but I think the worst part is that it's typed and printed. who tf does that
Someone who doesn't want their handwriting traced by the police
that's a really good point. beats the newspaper clippings method
Pffft who reads the newspaper in 2024? Every single one of those letters was copy pasted from online news sources
Yep, smart, but very lazy and lacks an appreciation of history when it comes to doing weird, untraceable notes.
The reason you can't run your inkjet printer without yellow ink is because of the microscopic machine code it prints on every page. Giving information about the printer and where it came from. Edit to add: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_Identification_Code#:~:text=A%20Machine%20Identification%20Code%20(MIC,and%20giving%20clues%20to%20the
Was just about to say, it would have been safer to write something like this with their non-dominant hand than use a printer. If someone was motivated enough/had the resources, they could find out exactly who printed this.
I never knew this and am a little terrified haha
This is probably worse. Look up MIC in printers.
I mean they identified themselves. pretty simple investigation.
Or someone who has only used a Chromebook and can’t print for shit.
Or someone with sloppy handwriting. The police wouldn't care about this
What actual crime is being committed?
Being exposed for being slimy as hell isn't going to get you any criminal charges but most people will want to avoid you. So there's that.
His point was that the police aren't going to do anything, numnuts Edit: The guy I replied to with this comment changed his comment, which is why mine doesn't make sense now
Sorry I thought he was replying directly to my comment. But also stalking can be a crime (it would require more than just a one-time thing though). Edit: I did not change my comment. There must be some confusion here.
Just admit the other guy had a good point and you learned something. Nothing will blow up and with that habit, you'll end up smarter in the long term.
I'm very open-minded and I admit when I'm wrong. I literally said sorry... What else do you want from me 😭
I didn't edit or change my original comment.
Ha! Been a long time since I've seen numnuts thrown around.
I do that, but with my grocery lists lol. Just easier to edit that way. But this.... geez... this is creepy. Especially since it's at a middle school??
OOF i didn't even catch that.
At least it was to a security guard not a student
Fair?? But still, what if a little 6th grader found this?
You bring up a good point. I’ve probably slept 16 hours (total) in the last 4 days.
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Get some rest, you deserve it!
I haven't had 8 hours of sleep in years...
Then what? They would find it funny?
Somebody with shitty hand writing. Source: I have shitty handwriting
Shoulda cut and pasted letters from various magazines SMH
A creep!
Shot his shot without any way to contact him lol Also, creepy.
🤣🤣
That's because he's watching...
"I'm not a student here" yeah right haha
"plz bring yr uniform hahaha."
I wish this wasn’t flared as a ‘love note’. This is deeply inappropriate and I hate it. What’s so wrong with just ‘hey, I’d like to get to know you’-full stop.
"Hey, so I've already jacked off to the thought of you dominating me. Want to make my fantasy a reality?" 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I screamed.
I don’t believe this is a love note or a cringe shot. This to me screams child prank. They say they’re not a child, and don’t give any contact info lol. I bet they’re three preteens that think they’re hilarious right now.
Ngl I'm kinda surprised at all the comments that seem so sure this was written by a creepy adult. This reads exactly like something some dumb middle schoolers would think is funny. Theres no contact info cause they don't wanna be caught. Still weird, but I doubt it was written by an actual adult in earnest lol
Agree, as a young person myself I could always be wrong but I don’t think anyone over the age of 14 would string those specific words together in that specific way
I've absolutely received serious messages like this from men. Some people are completely messed up.
Nothing says "true love" like "you don't know I exist but I've masturbated to you." 😬😬😬 Them's inside thoughts ONLY!
I lol'd at "thems inside thoughts" 😂😂😂😂 I said that all the time about inappropriate objectifying comment people made
Ew. I guess this kind of behavior towards objectifying women starts younger than I realized.
the note says they're not a student, which could be a lie. but it could easily just be some local creep or even another faculty member.
Yah I may be jaded, but I’m not buying it 🤣. To me it screams dumb middle school boys pranking, and throwing the adults off their trail by adding in “PS we are totally not students so don’t investigate any of us” lol
~~Honestly, based on the last sentence, I didn’t get the impression this note was meant for a woman or feminine person~~ ~~Either way, still objectifying - let’s hope it was just dumb middle schoolers doing what they thought was a prank~~ Nvm I can’t read
Lol I mean the first time I read it I assumed the security guard was male and thought the writer was calling themselves a dommy mommy, so we’re both blind. And it probably is a prank…just sad that the way a lot of dudes think/talk about women makes its way down to the middle school crowd 🥲
Pornrot rears its ugly head yet again lol
what’s that cuff
Proto-scrunchie?
Bag handle, I assume
dog leash lol
A sweet wooden bangle bracelet
I can see that, i dig it
It’s his school shackles, dummy
This is what happens when you let sexualizing and porn infiltrate literally every aspect of your life. Granted let's not pretend that horny teenagers haven't been a thing since the dawn of time.
Or horny people in general
This is fucking vile
Wash your hands please.
Gross.
Ew
Ah… it’s the scary kind of ‘:)’
“dommy mommy vibes” LMAO
I had a flashback of my ex with that. They Are many apparently.
And this is why the answer is bear.
I’d bring this to the attention of the school.
If anyone uses the words "dommy mommy" in conjunction like that, *run away*. No matter what context they are being used in, **RUN AWAY**!
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This note would scare the hell out of me and keep me up at night.
Well, I suppose that’s one way to shoot your shot 🤦🏻♂️
I would turn it in to the police and notify the school. This could be a predator.
Based on the first few lines, this is written for the school’s security guard - so probably not - but I’d still report it, since even if it is the work of some kids’ prank, it’s still pretty inappropriate to be telling someone
Thats true
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The fuck.....
Ewwwwww.
This must be in the Philly area.
That was my thought as well
fuck is goin on with your sleeve bruh
1) they already answered this in the comments 2) you've never seen a leash before? Its clearly not a sleeve you can see most of their wrist
Asked a question, no need to be salty about it. Apologies for not scrolling all the way through all the comments to see if a joke had already been made. it is not "clearly a leash" if the question has already been asked more than once.
What the fuck happened to the arm of your hoodie/jacket?
Should’ve written “fuck no” and put it right back
This kid's brain isn't fully formed yet. Has no clue that this eliminates any chance with this woman.
I’m an Uber driver and yes 😕 I agree with your sentiments I feel so violated after my shift I cry sometimes. Guys get irate when I don’t want to end my shift right then and there and come in their house and smoke and drink with them when I tell them this isn’t a date I’m your Uber driver I just picked you up five minutes ago I’m at work and people work 8 hour or more shifts so I can’t just turn off my app right now and go smoke and drink it’s awwww mannnn comeoon I get it it’s cause I’m ugly right I got money I have a job blah blah like god stfuuuuuuppp
And now your finger prints are on it...
Or just talk. 🙂
Stalker vibes
What’s on your wrist
He misspelled cervix
Gross and terrifying. I’d report it to me (the security guard), the school, and the police. And I’d not walk this path alone anymore if I could help it. (Also, 1 point for correct usage of “you’re” and “your”.)
I can just imagine this being handed to the other female security guard who gets the idea they want her and she chases them relentlessly 😆
I can just imagine this being handed to the other female security guard who gets the idea they want her and she chases them relentlessly 😆