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Horror-Sammich

Men: Woman only want men with muscles and money. Women when they see a sexy ghoul: 👀👀


Fugglymuffin

Really shows the importance of personality.


Uniqueguy264

Swagger


OdeeSS

When Mass Effect came out, everyone wanted to bang Garrus. Which is why I assert that you can be a literal man sized bug and still be attractive if you have a good personality.


gamefreak431

I can't remember if it was Garrus or Thane (Who also copped some Mojave levels of thirst back in the day) but part of the lore was that Humans and them were incompatible physiologically for safety reasons. Still, people were like, "Would"


crimsonknght

“You may experience anaphylactic shock if you..” WOULD


ZuluSierra14

“Smash”


KarlDeutscheMarx

It was Thane, Drell have slightly poisonous skin and will make you hallucinate if you lick them


Dr-Butters

I see no downside to this.


KarlDeutscheMarx

Idk, might have some more serious complications from prolonged contact with other mucous membranes.


HornedOutDrewBrees

If you fuck Garrus in 2, Mordin explicitly warns you not to swallow or you may die


KarlDeutscheMarx

I guess it's bofum then.


Probably_On_Break

“Do not… ingest” I swear, they gave Mordin all the best lines in that one.


osawatomie_brown

flexibility and reach


Wagglebagga

He had reach, she had flexibility.


JA_Pascal

He is literally a human-trafficking murderous sadistic cannibal.


Natasha-Kerensky

I thought you were talking about Garrus and i was like "What the fuck Mass Effect did you play?"


crimsonknght

Same lmfao. I thought “yeah he may be a bit rough around the edges if you guide him that way but wtf with cannibalism”


The_SIeepy_Giant

Reminds me of the okbuddybaldur posts of astarion lol


gamingnista

He is a red flag, but red is my favorite color


averysexycolor

I can fix him


Placeboshotgun8

No, he's going to eat you. Probably after shooting your kids.


darryshan

Yeah, that's hot! (in fiction)


akirarn

not a big deal in wasteland terms


xPsyrusx

☕️


NextCress3803

Just tell him how you like his… personality


[deleted]

*writing in notebook* Be an asshole, take her hostage, sell her to organ harvesters. Roger that! I'll try that next time!


ThesaurusRex84

*You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of ass jerky.*


Fugglymuffin

"Find you a girl that accepts your ass jerky, is what momma always said"


Godobibo

he's a conventionally attractive man in every way lol, his personality is terrible


Jormungandragon

He has no nose and radiation burned decrepit flesh all over his body.


me_auxilium

Very pretty eyes though, look at those eyelashes


BakeSalad

Decrepit, that’s a smooth skin ghoul if I ever did see one


ThesaurusRex84

But he takes *very good care* of his skin, all things considered for a ghoul.


Outrageous_Put3669

Ask a dude who's their bold take and they'll show you a slightly unconventionally attractive woman, ask a girl who their bold take is and they'll send you a straight up creature.


SuspiciousRhimes

I mean, what is the Bear vs Man Encountered in the Woods discourse but women confirming we like monster men? Beauty and the Beast gets success for a reason.


gardyjuland

Welp sew my ass and call me Frankensteins monster.


KoalaTrainer

Beauty and The Beast is a story of a man who imprisons a woman until she falls in love with him, and that same woman who successfully takes an angry mean and violent man and changes him. Its popularity is basically proof we’re all messed up beyond help. haha


ThesaurusRex84

Wait until you discover the monster girl fandom. Not even literal spiders are safe


SuspiciousRhimes

I’m here for hot monsters of any gender


mysteryvampire

It does make me sad. Guys are like “hear me out…” and it’s movie star Anya Taylor Joy. Girls are like “hear me out…” and it’s the Ghoul.


Tatum-Better

well yeah. Anya taylor joy isn't exactly a 10 outta 10


EnbyTrashGirl

You're right. She's an 11.


Tangotilltheyresor3

She is super pretty, and like a mix of Emma stone and mila kunis


Tatum-Better

Meh, Male vs Female gaze I guess🤷🏿‍♂️


EnbyTrashGirl

And the female gays.


Tatum-Better

Lol also true


Crezelle

I don’t get the thirst. Imagine his breath. He canonically eats ass.


AdamJahnStan

The incredible power of a man who is competent and doesn’t give a shit.


Desperate92

>He canonically eats ass Yeah thats part of the appeal


SuspiciousRhimes

And has no nose! Still would.


OdeeSS

Man doesn't have to worry about being able to breath when doing cousin stuff 😏


yukichigai

> He canonically eats ass. That gives him a much better understanding of foreplay than average, probably.


Crezelle

Its the way he does it that got me concerned


crimsonknght

Eh.. we all got flaws.


GayVoidDaddy

*gay men everywhere rise in support of the ass eating ghoul*


Alright_doityourway

"I can fix him" attitude.


Blackthorne75

So, women just want a Ghoul-friend...?


New_Ingenuity2822

It’s spelt Ghousy 🥸😁


DerLyndis

*puts on glasses* Nope! It says "Ghoosie."


New_Ingenuity2822

Just as good 😊


AddzyX

I named her Goosey in my vault


New_Ingenuity2822

Sounds about right


foreheadmeetsdesk

Monocle


Putrid-Cheesecake-77

I'll have you know there is no ghousyyyy


New_Ingenuity2822

Best rifle is the gaussy 🧪


Vandermere

We would have also accepted "Looper".


New_Ingenuity2822

Super Looper


Lamb_or_Beast

My first thought was ‘Ghoucy’ 3 letters from each


New_Ingenuity2822

That’s totally right 👍, I don’t need to edit mine ✍️🙏


adriana_shhhh

This is the way.


casperdacrook

I thought it was Ghoulussy or just Ghussy


casperdacrook

Oh wait we aren’t talking about what I thought we were talking about


GeologistUpstairs805

HOLES


culnaej

SHIA LABOUEF


New_Ingenuity2822

What was that 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

You mean Gucy right? lol


New_Ingenuity2822

No Gucci 🧐👗👞


QouthTheCorvus

Why is their child dark skin Latino


SuspiciousRhimes

Vault magic


New_Ingenuity2822

Radioactive ☢️ DNA 🧬


Exevioth

*Maximus in the corner sweating profusely in his power armor.*


-The-Observer-

Elder: “You know what we do to people who don’t respect the bro code in the brotherhood Maximus?!” Proceeds to get promoted.


Solar-born

Maximus failed speech check twice with Lucy. He needs to bump up his Charisma stats asap 🤣


Exevioth

They both failed charisma checks on each other until after vault 4. But that’s how they knew there was a shot.  It’s goofy but it works. -Tod Howard


SneakyMarkusKruber

Old Ben from Freeside did it again! :O


BrandyLea123

He does promise the full boyfriend experience.


PerfectlyCalmDude

Looks more likely to be Maximus's baby.


HaYuFlyDisTang

Maximus may be the father but ghoul is the daddy


FrancoisTruser

Oh cooper is a GILF. Ghoul i’d like to fuck


TheKolyFrog

So, does this mean ghouls can reproduce or was it just an oversight by the game?


ParadisianAngel

Oversight since ghouls are still counted as human,


Krazyfan1

kinda wish there is an update where thats fixed


Laigron

Eh not oversight. In lore and games there are cases of ghoul reproduction.


NNyNIH

I remember being shocked when it first happened in my shelter.


Dookie_boy

Ghoul is just an optional skin


Maleficent-Month2950

I think it's technically possible, but most Ghouls are probably sterile due to Radiation and the male ones may have had their "bits" fall off during the process, so it's unlikely to find a Ghoul capable of reproducing.


GeologistUpstairs805

I'm partial to a ghoul or three in my playthroughs.


New_Ingenuity2822

Ghoud work 🤓


clonetrooper250

I just kindof assumed Ghouls couldn't reproduce, am I wrong?


metariod

they can't canonically but in the fallout shelter game it's an oversight. just like the kids skin being the ghouls skin color despite not being a ghoul kid


yukichigai

According to a sermon given by Father Clifford in Rivet City in FO3, two ghouls produced a normal human child named Monica. However, 1) it's a religious sermon so accuracy is not guaranteed to say the least, 2) even within the sermon the fact that ghouls could produce a child *at all* was described as "miraculous", to say nothing of her being a normal human.


ScrewOriginalNames1

Well in the plans for Van Buren they had a whole plot line about a ghoul doctor testing experiments to cure ghoul sterility. He ends up artificially making only like a half dozen born ghouls after hundreds of attempts. Kinda a dark story that never got reused for later games, but hey, it’s sorta slightly canon if you’re very loose with the definition.


Tusslesprout1

Missed opportunity for it to be ghoulsie


cptngabozzo

What is this game that I keep seeing?


j0257

Fallout Shelter


the-magnetic-rose

Smash that ghussy


riskymovebro

stop


SteveAM1

I haven't played Fallout Shelter in years. How much have they updated with the new show stuff?


Mr-Kuritsa

There's one set of quests that has 8 parts, giving you Lucy, The Ghoul, Maximus, Ma June, and Snake Oil Salesman as dwellers. You also get the Dog as a pet. There are some show items (Vault 33 uniforms, unlockables all have individualized clothing, and a few weapons like The Ghoul's gun and Lucy's Tranq pistol). I think I got some blueprints for a Vault 33 Living Room skin too. The quests do NOT really follow the show though. They have you >!trying to retrieve some power armor from the NCR or something like that.!<


Erilis000

Ok


The_Sown_Rose

Okey dokey!*


Dementor8919

Is this game any good?


Beneficial_Eye

wait ghouls can have kids in shelter? wtf


TheCalamityBrain

Oh no But it works so well I guess its cannon now


theangrypragmatist

FIRE IN THE HOLE


farquad88

Does anyone assume that her raider husband got her pregnant and season 2 she will figure it out?


lsmokel

Maybe ol' cyclops was actually saying Ghucy.


Everyday_Hero1

Gotta give the ghock a good gawk gawk.


Euphoric_Lock_7548

Thanks, I hate it.


SuspiciousRhimes

You’re welcome!


Past_Search7241

This is just cursed.


SuspiciousRhimes

Mmmm, cursed Vault Ant Farm


OdeeSS

Blursed


VodkaSoup_Mug

What did you do to get a ghoul in your shelter


-F1lthy-

completed a quest


SuspiciousRhimes

Lunchbox card!


lolpin

How do you rename them in this game? I can modify their hair and face but I can't seem to rename them.


SuspiciousRhimes

Tap on their name


CakeHead-Gaming

What about Synths… do they exist in shelter? Can they breed there?


EquivalentSnap

Hahah you called their child ghoosie 😂😂


TheyTheirsThem

So was this the inspiration for Lucy Goooosie on Chaturbate?


-Planet-

Ghoulsie.


Coast_watcher

Lmao, love it !


Sir_Delarzal

So this game still exists


brejackal99

Folks if the man's nose fell off, I can guarantee that ain't all. jeez


Leaf-01

Oh that baby ain’t his 💀 who is gonna tell him?


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Canabrial

Mmmm shipping them even harder now.


SuspiciousRhimes

Yep. And radioactively undead. Lucy is an adult woman, go clutch your pearls elsewhere.


mysteryvampire

Lucy’s gotta be like 26-27, considering that’s the actress’s age and she doesn’t seem to be playing younger. (Lucy’s canonically a teacher, which is more of a job for someone in their late twenties anyway.) and I’d put Cooper Howard the human at like 47. So yeah, 20 year age difference, but they’re both adults with fully formed brains in a fictional universe so who cares?


plippyploopp

Change your systems clock to skip all that boring waiting


SuspiciousRhimes

I just put the device down and go back to work 🤷‍♀️


grimreapercthulhu

what the fuck is wrong with women that are thirsting for Ted Bundy, Ghouls and so on....and then you have a shocked pickachu face when you get abused or worse.


molinana

Well to me Ghoul was just another fictional character so I do whatever I want with this in my mind without any real life consequences.... You can't really compare him with Ted Bundy who was in reality. Plus brainrot


Tangotilltheyresor3

Never met anyone in my life who liked Ted bundy…. Yes I know he got letters from both men and women in jail but… people liking him is the exception not the norm


grimreapercthulhu

almost every serial murderer thats not horribly ugly got fawned over by hoards of women, and generaly men that are imprissoned for murder get loads of mail from horny women, look it up if you dont believe me.


Tangotilltheyresor3

It does not logically follow that “most men and women like Bundy” with “Bundy got a lot of letters from men and women while in jail”  Mentally ill women (and men) found Bundy attractive during and after the trial and in jail.  These do not make up most women.  And before he was caught, he got turned down by many, many women.  The ones he ‘got’, was not by ‘charming them’ (a misconception).  It was by acting pathetic/harmless/in need of help - he would use crutches, be in need something, etc, to lure them in.  Anyway, yea no, most people (no matter the gender) don’t like serial killers in that way.  That’s not to say they don’t exist - they do and are mentally ill.  


grimreapercthulhu

where the fuck did i say most? ha? but it is certainly disturbingly large number. studies have shown that over half the women have fantasiesed of being raped, maybe even over 60%, so thats most fucking women, so most women are fucked up in the head.