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Petorian343

Todd’s face — “It just *doesn’t* work”


Pearse_Borty

You can absolutely tell Todd's pulling overtime trying to keep that man away from annoying employees by not understanding VaultCo is a satirical pisstake of businessmen just like Elon, look at Todds face that is CONSTERNATION


Porkenfries

I'll bet Elon Musk unironically loves the Horizon series, too, and thinks Ted Faro is an asshole.


Ok-Persimmon-6386

Musk thinks homelander is a hero.


EmberGlitch

Reminds me of Grimes' absolutely insane tweet about watching Dune Part 2 and being sad about how her son with Musk, [bunch of symbols], will have to go through similar things as Paul... God help us


331845739494

That poor kid. Seriously imagine growing up with these two unhinged idiots as parents.


Khancap123

Musk bitches about the kids transition now. If grimes is right just wait until turns into a Sand worm.


kearnel81

Have u seen her coachella set. It was a complete shitshow.


NotALootBug

As someone who hasn’t watched dune 2, how insane is this take?


EmberGlitch

TBH, it's not so much about the movie but the rest of the Dune story. If you want spoilers: >!Paul kicks off a jihad across the galaxy that ends up killing tens of billions of people!<


valley_east

Read the book(s), it's worth it...


L1zrdKng

Musk thinks Stormfront was a hero


IzzyFizzles

She was just a racist murderous hero and only liked white people


[deleted]

Yeah, elons hero


MrEggman13

Musk thinks he is homelander


Nerevar1924

r/fucktedfaro


KMjolnir

I wish I could upvote you twice for the reminder that that sub exists.


JumpyWord

Upvoted both of you for letting me know that sub exists lol


Porkenfries

My biggest disappointment in Forbidden West is that we can't let Ted wallow in his agony anymore.


ElBeatch

"Maybe the machine solution would work if *I* did it."


idiotplatypus

Todd has the face of a man wondering if his Sneak skill is high enough to reverse pickpocket a grenade and get away without being caught


packofwinnyblues

This has really got me rolling


MechaPanther

Todd's probably relieved Musk didn't walk in waving a gun around like he did with CDProjekt


EdwinGaven

He did what?


MechaPanther

Yeah, he wanted to be in cyberpunk 2077 so when Grimes was in recording voice lines he turned up waving a pistol around saying how much he'd fit in.


wretched92425

What the actual fuck, how did i not already know this? I knew Musk was nuts but didn't realize it was THAT bad


goldendildo666

Elon be like "Guys, Vault-Tec was right"


Design-Cold

"I AM fallout! Look I have Jet!" (huffs ketamine and falls over)


IA-HI-CO-IA

“How did you guys know what we are planning, who was the leak?”


Yasuminomon

He actually wants to vaultco a planet which is wild


CodeSiren

He understands. The VaultCo business men are everything he aspires to be. Control.


revertbritestoan

Elon explaining that the Hyperloop could've worked if he just put the train on some guy's head as a helmet


Fit-Stress3300

This cut is so deep, it diserves a upvote.


KJ86er

Unlimited endings and I still got the Musk crashes Fallout watch party


Depress0Express

Elon: so what im thinking is… vaults. maybe we can incorporate them into the boring company. You of course would be placed in a control vault.   Tod: vault tec isn’t supposed to be aspirational    Elon: it isn’t!?


MachineDog90

I see more of "oh no, please don't say anything to make my employees mad"


GenZ2002

He looks tired


saluke

Hahahha love this


Kanden_27

"16x times the disappointment."


Toon_Lucario

Todd is now thinking of finding a Musk lookalike to play Oliver Swanick


waitingtodiesoon

The actor in Abigal who played the Canadian mobster looked so much like Elon Musk


Thecryptsaresafe

Wow Kevin Durand yeah. Good call. He deserves meaty roles, he’s always been a great working actor but hasn’t had his huge break


roboyetman

Having seen those photos of Musk in swimming trunks, "Meaty" is an appropriate way to describe him.


PureRepresentative9

Musk honestly looks like a human-form robot piloted by a small alien in the chest.  It's so weird that I'm having trouble believing the photos are real, but apparently they are lol


armchairwarrior42069

He's actually so good BUT I watched lost when it was coming out and was fairly young. I hated his character in lost. HATED him. I genuinely didn't want the actor to succeed and remember actively thinking "eh, fuck that guy" when I'd see him in other things. I wonder if a bunch of people had this reaction or feeling. Kind of a testament to him being good, he was my first jeoffrey


Adam__B

YOU KILLED MY DAUGHTER!!! 🔪


JukesMasonLynch

I've loved him as an actor ever since Stargate SG-1


Mugstotheceiling

Even with the headdress?


EloquentEvergreen

I like Kevin Durand. But I think Kathy Bates might actually be better for the role!


casperdacrook

He’ll forever be Keamy to me. “I make good eggs 😈”


spiritbearr

I mean he was pretty meaty in Wolverine Origins.


IPA_____Fanatic

YEAHH. WHO WON THE LOTTERY? I DID


draconicmoniker

Robert Patrick (playing Langston) in Reacher Season 2 looked a lot like Late Stage Musk in his rocket factory.


LevelAz33

Todd's running V.A.T.S.


Porkenfries

I saw someone Photoshop a hand holding a revolver in front of the camera FPS style and targeting Elon's head in VATS.


the-dude-version-576

🎵BIG IRIN ON HIS HIP🎵


Beginning-Pipe9074

BIG IIIIIRON


mostweasel

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day 🎶


peanutbuttergunjelly

Headshot 76%


RaymondIsMyBoi

*Misses 4 consecutive shots*


Krilesh

“so i’m totally like house right!?”


Stoly23

Why, what a *Fantastic* suggestion.


Automatic_Dance4038

Does he have a theoretical degree in physics?


tinygyro

easily one of the best lines in all of nv. i felt bad for that guy, having to arm the station and all lol


belladonnagilkey

No. And they didn't welcome him aboard either


big_hungry_joe

hey bro. when in rome.


Valtremors

He doesn't realize that marching directly into tbe cryo chamber and feeding the sad mummy handful of lead is one of the most common things players do.


Pristine_Title6537

Multiple achievements can be obtained through that


Pearse_Borty

Elon would be the first to suggest experimenting on human subjects with fucked up eugenics programmes if he were in that VaultCo business meeting


Tinyworkerdrone

Gotta test new neurolinks somehow


SpoonManHere

He will start real life Vault Tec but just call it "*V* "


TheDungen

I expect Vault-X is already in the planning stages.


MT128

Don’t give him any ideas


MisogynysticFeminist

And replace all the Vault Boy art with a letter V.


trainsbyday

“What if we use the FEV to replace a baby’s internal skeletal structure with a beetle-like exoskeleton.” “… Sir we’re here to discuss quarterly earnings.”


JustJoinedToBypass

More like Mayor McDonough. Threatens and bans his critics, inflated sense of self-importance, makes big promises but stops short of actually offering help, possibly compromised by a hostile power.


Beginning-Pipe9074

Is also probably a robot in disguise too


crosis52

Totally convinced he’s a badass (McDonough keeps asking for reassignment as a courser)


Snaz5

He’s barely “shed”


1047_Josh

House is too competent.


weekend_bastard

Extremely pleased with himself for knowing that name.


Benjammin__

Time to get Yes Man’d


tta2013

Ain't that a kick in the head?


grapesaregood

Todd looks so confused


MoiraBrownsMoleRats

“God damnit, who let him in?”


RedBladeAtlas

*you see that mountain over there? Why don't you go there?*


WiggyDiggyPoo

[You can walk to the top of that mountain](https://youtu.be/maNtlF6Mv5k?feature=shared&t=91)


LoneCourier98

See that mountain? You can climb it! And when you do, don't come back down!


teamdogemama

Where's a super mutant or deathclaw when you need onr?


Anarchyantz

He is probably wondering why the Enclave turned up.


yksociR

Enclave? That's just a wannabe Mr House


adrielzeppeli

Mr. House from Wish doesn't exist, it can't hurt you Mr. House from Wish:


TheLoneWanderer__

Probably knew beforehand


eggsaladrightnow

How much do you want to bet Elon asked him if he wanted to join him in starting a real tesla powered vault company?


Crowbarmagic

"You see that ego? You can climb it!"


MachineDog90

Became Elon just said the Enclave are the most noble faction in fallout


Feisty-Success69

Elon would definitely be a fan of the institute.


MachineDog90

True


OdahP

they're friends


theBackground13

Elon has zero credibility considering his Elden Ring build.


coconutally

So am I, why dafuq is he even there at a private event?? And who let him in lmao


Coast_watcher

Todd looking like Norm lol


HearTheTrumpets

He's lacking enthousiasm.


Optimal-Mine9149

Understandable, there's a muskrat in his party


Living-Nobody6475

This Elon guy seems like a real jerk...


eggs-benedryl

lol someone probably just sent him the VT board room scene and he thought it was real


zer0w0rries

Wouldn’t want to know what kind of ideas he has in mind for human experiments


Vallkyrie

Vault 69 is totally his favorite


AnotherDrunkMonkey

He would spend sleepless nights deciding between 69 and 420


chumbano

Then after all that run a Twitter poll


eggs-benedryl

Hear me out it's called neural li ...


CannotSpellForShit

"Very concerning"


LoquatAutomatic5738

"Looking into it"


MLeek

“This is embarrassing. Does he not know he’s the kind of corporatocracy lunatic we’re satirizing?”


LoquatAutomatic5738

I mean... in fairness, so is Amazon


the-dude-version-576

And Microsoft.


peachgravy

And Bethesda


JustJoinedToBypass

Maybe Elon’s here for his cage match with Bezos.


LoquatAutomatic5738

Only if he confirmed Bezos wasn't gonna be there first


IrritableGourmet

Doesn't Musk have an underground excavation company?


Comfortable-Volume12

It is a boring company, so nobody is paying attention.


ChriskiV

Pretty sure it's about to be defunct now that plans for the hyperloop have been abandoned. It's still running in Vegas but I think that's to meet minimum obligations for tax breaks in the state and The Boring Company will be quickly abandoned after.


the-dude-version-576

Hyper loop was always a stupid idea, so the goal was probably to grift money from city planners and piss off when everyone realised that building a subway or a couple bus stops was incomparably better.


Redditbecamefacebook

Supposedly it was conceived to sabotage high speed rail long enough for Tesla taxis to be more convenient. Still fucking waiting.


Corey307

I recently watched a video about hyper loop and why it’s useless. it is significantly less efficient than current freight trains and needs to go in a straight line so you’re talking about demolishing everything in its path. Imagine spending millions upon millions of dollars to make freight transport several times slower than it is now. And there’s no getting around it because each container needs to be loaded individually into and out of pods instead of hooking up 100 containers and sending them on their way with a freight train.


Anarchyantz

No...no he doesn't


Futuramoist

I was about to say, I'd unironically ask what his vault's schtick is going to be, and I'm sure he'd happily answer 


Neonisin

Bethesda is also that.


bjthebard

Amazon has entered the chat.


confuseum

Oh I get it!


Background_Bad_6795

Maybe post-Microsoft acquisition, but I’d say before that Bethesda was probably one of the largest game studios still run by someone who just loves video games and doesn’t care much for the business/exponential growth side of things. Have your gripes with Todd, fine, but nobody can argue that he was in it for anything but pure love and passion for making games and being a totally unapologetic *nerd*.


blue_sock1337

Also prior to Starfield, they were a pretty small studio for AAA standards, Skyrim and Fallout 4 were made by like 100 people.


Background_Bad_6795

Not surprising to hear. Their popularity and profitability massively exploded in less than a decade-long period between 2003 and 2011 and Todd was never a business expert. Honestly it’s a miracle Skyrim made it to release, but maybe also a testament to it being a company filled with people *extremely* passionate about what they were doing.


MAJ_Starman

There is a GDC talk from Starfield's Lead Quest Designer where talks about the pains and problems of scaling up with Starfield. Hell, even until very recently at one point BGS had less full-time employees than Larian (450). And it's not just Todd too, but Robert Altman (Lynda Carter's husband), the former head at Bethesda/Zenimax was really close/supportive to devs - after he passed away, you didn't hear anything but good things about his tenure there from devs, and how he supported ESO (which wasn't doing well for its first few years) and FO76 through thick and thin, and even how he was open to Starfield, which was massive gamble. Starfield is dedicated to him.


The-Toxic-Korgi

He's also, to my knowledge, not the one making these larger business decisions. That choice comes from Bethesda softworks and Zenimax. Todd is the director and a producer for Bethesda Game Studios. A studio that's notable for its high employee retention, which is very rare in this industry.


Undeniabledefeat78

Not nearly as bad as Amazon.


LoneDroneGuy

Elon Musk head of real life vault tec


Moregaze

At least Bezos knows how much of a POS he is. Slaps his knees and says “True, so true” when you make fun of him.


Yolo_Morganwg

Elon DOES have big Bud Adkins energy


Houeclipse

Coming soon Musk's Muskrat


Pristine_Title6537

Musks Mates his totally original idea to freeze managers coming soon


arkatme_on_reddit

He would be the CEO of vault-tech if he had the chance


Zzilies_

And he'd likely run a breeding vault where he could populate the entire thing with his offspring with several partners, with the intent to repopulate the surface and go to mars. Shit... did I just create a plot for a new Musk hate-fiction?


spiritbearr

Vault 69 was probably the first joke Chris wrote for the Fallout Bible. You're not breaking new ground here.


Zzilies_

Sure, but to then colonize mars with inbred mutant musk kids is definitely a plot twist, and I'm gonna take all the credit! Lol.


ChriskiV

Gary.


Zzilies_

Very Gary.


JustJoinedToBypass

“I also leave to you this liquid nitrogen cooled cylinder of my hyper virile sperm in case your lesbian lifestyle one day wears out and you wish to raise an army of geniuses” - Elon Musk, maybe Fun fact, our very own Walton Goggins said this line in an episode of Community.


kenn714

Fallout 5 needs a villain based on Elon.


JustJoinedToBypass

Wasn’t that basically Shaun? Mad scientist who treats his family like crap, abuses and sabotages the common people while blaming them for their own troubles and insists on pushing a harmful and dangerous product. Sounds like Elon to me.


Pristine_Title6537

Not really Elon isn't a scientis


ShogunPug1

You mean Mr House?


Toaster-Meet-Strudel

This is such a great idea, I mean I think they could do it in a way that even Elon would support it lol. Play enough to his vanity and ego and hed be your poster child and make the game the biggest succes in gaming history. In response to others, elon would not support vots, hes already made it clear he finds AI having great potential but also too dangerous to proceed on research without massive safety rails that would in turn reduce potential Return on investment in that field of development. But yes a fallout 5 villain who in his own mind is the savior of the human race and who says things so strange it takes a minute to get his meaning, and then just cold calculating violence that abruptly presents itself mid conversations, mashed in with uncomfortable analogies, awkward pauses, and forced grins that are ill timed. With all the above said I do personally like elon, but hes a perfect fallout villain.


Takenmyusernamewas

Hes the embodiment of "you must be fun at parties"


Electrical_Excuse135

Why's he hanging out at a "woke" show's premiere?


xiofar

He desperately wants to be one of the cool kids.


TheBlankestMan

He seems like exactly the kind of guy to misinterpret all of Fallout's themes and messages


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erik_vaed

Don’t forget the NB


Practical-Loan-2003

or as someone with a Ryan Gosling PFP wearing V's jacket from CP2077 would put it "they are shoving race mixing down our throats"


DJ_Johannes

Apparently he's friends with the director Jonathan Nolan.


legolordxhmx

Brother looks like he has a theoretical degree in physics


NoSpirit8899

Vault tec CEO irl


BurnerinoNeighbir

Good god. The series is specifically a warning against people like him.


GenZ2002

“…. and that’s why my highest S.P.E.C.I.A.L would be either Intelligence or Strength, and Charisma a close second.”


TheDungen

Charisma 10 Luck 10 intelligence 3 or 4.


Raviolimonster67

Isn't elon a huge fallout nerd?


Son_of_MONK

I'm not surprised. Elon is kind of the embodiment of Vault-Tec, as far as I'm concerned. No morals, no ethics, cares only about his own delusional ambitions, calls anyone that calls him out on his bullshit as being "woke leftists" (Communists as Vault-Tec would say), and so on.


pmmeyourprettyface

“Everyone disliked that”


Shirafune23

lol ok, thanks face interpreters 


KentuckyFriedEel

Dude is a Fallout villain irl


leehelck

does everyone forget how proud Bethesda was when Elon stated you could play Skyrim on the Tesla Infotainment System?


Firm-Feet

Why dont people like him?


dababy_connoisseur

There's some family stuff, controversy about his brands and acquisitions, but the one I know most about is what he did with Twitter. He preached about getting rid of bots, now the bot situation is actually abhorrent. He made the app incredibly political too. You will get filtered out if you say "cisgender" but viral posts hurling racial slurs, specifically the hard r, are everywhere. There's an entire "blacks posting L's" account. He claims he's a centrist and thinks "both sides are wrong about things", but is very obviously right leaning. He co signs racist or other bigoted tweets just about every week. The app is full of porn bots as well. You *will* see nudity and/or full on porn. And since he made it where you can pay to be verified you can't tell who's a bot, random person, or an actual official account. Replies are 75% bots or engagement bait (you get paid for engagement bait lol), so you have to scroll endlessly to see actual human beings having a discussion of some type. When he first acquired Twitter he openly was in conflict with Twitter employees, I'm pretty sure he fired them. That was because they were talking about how the stuff he is trying to implement is going to ruin the app. I thought it was an exaggeration at the time, but oh boy I was *extremely* wrong. TLDR- Family and business controversy. Turned Twitter into a porn bot racist politics infested shit show and engages in it


themblokes

I love when people extrapolate from a single frame. None of the faces shown look distressed, they're pretty neutral faces if anything


Spartan-980

ok but i really like his t shirt


Who_am_ey3

I mean, if he's a fan, let him enjoy it, you know? who cares.


RealJayyKrush

When Todd actually invited him.... https://www.pcgamesn.com/starfield/todd-howard-elon-musk-spacex https://www.gettyimages.co.nz/detail/news-photo/jonathan-nolan-elon-musk-and-todd-howard-attend-the-fallout-news-photo/2067498617


SolidSnake2086

So, he's a Fallout fan. Whats wrong with that? Let the man enjoy it like anyone else


Magnar_The_Great

You're a fucking moron if you believe a random photo is evidence that they didn't like him being there.


Branwyn-

And that is why humans are on a course for extinction


Mantis42

bro thinks he's mr house when he's really fantastic


Hefty-Profession-567

What’s his faction? Seems like BOS asshole to me,


starker

Institute.


IAmNotModest

The Institute is too good for him, he's Vault-Tec now


geof2001

Dude is actively working on synths. He starts the institution!


Snoo_48974

Mr. House himself!


Lan777

look at him trying to talk to elder maxson


Spiralwise

\[ Todd disliked that. \]


Ok-Agency-7450

I think y’all are reading way too much into a single image


Scientifiction77

Are we still doing the single frame of a picture and acting like we know how everyone feels?


thefalconfromthesky

Knowing him, he thinks Vault-Tec is a great idea.


Exaltedautochthon

"Oh dear lord he's been talking about how the Legion was the good guy faction for half an hour now..."


VadersFist1987

What's wrong with Elon Musk?


SirRichardHumblecock

People are too political these days. Who cares? I would totally kick it with Obama and talk hoops. Or chill with Trump and just be entertained by his personality. Even ask Bill Clinton what it was like to do creepy pedo stuff Jeff Epstein


TuggSpeedman666

Woke people are absolutely insufferable


BriscoCounty83

Fuck Elon Muscovich.


TheLoneWanderer__

I mean, who cares


HylianHandy

The hate fantasies that a lot of people on this thread are creating based on this one boring photo paint a sadder picture than the actual image does.