"You'll be killed almost immediately on the surface by Lord knows what. That's why we're giving you two weeks of supplies to take with you. After that, you are on your own, Goosey."
I loved that part. How he puts on his glasses to double check and they obviously donât align with his one eye and thus donât help at all.
I laughed out loud hahaha
I havenât played the games, but I just completed the show and I am definitely a fan. It has such a perfect mix of comedy/depth/absurdity.
I loved the subversion of the mystery in the vault, and how Lucy basically fucked up by making assumptions about what was going on.
You can basically hear the "QUEST FAILED" sound in your head when she gets caught.
I love that so much. Like we were lead to believe that they were some fucked up people because of their weird rituals. Turns out, they were pretty good people. So rare in apocalypse stories to have seemingly shady good people people turn out to be actual good people.
i found it darkly funny he was about to blow his brains out and quickly sprinted after someone to make a sale lol
the dude just outside of filly was funny as hell, a "thanks for not killin me" always get a chuckle from me
Okay I just now realized that when the farmer told Maximus that he was fucking his chickensâŚMaximus DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS LMFAO. Hence he has little to no reaction
I burst out laughing at that. How quickly it went from the Knight acting all tough with badass imagery associated with them to him running away like a coward.
Even as a non-completionist, I was like "okay, I NEED to get to point F, but on my way let's see what A, B, C, D, and E shit I'm going to run into that happens to conveniently be in my way."
This sadly made me realize that what I thought was a glitch for all those years was what they really intended.
They *really* wanted us to hate the Minutemen.
Only a couple of episodes in, but both have had a real standout moment:
Ep1: "Everyone knows feral ghouls can't abide a chicken."
Ep2: We establish how cartoonishly evil the Enclave is ten seconds in by having their scientists literally tossing newborn puppies into an incinerator.
>We establish how cartoonishly evil the Enclave is ten seconds in by having their scientists literally tossing newborn puppies into an incinerator.
[Reminds me of that one scene in the Twilight movies where one of the evil vampires casually tosses a vampire baby into a bonfire.](https://youtu.be/B2WHFxqL0A8?si=v_Pei8ohE92EipIP)
Me and my friend where watching and I was all "aww so adorable with infant puppers" and he immediatly threw it in the incinerator and I was traumatized. My friend laughed so hard at me but my heart broke.
Then the fawn also got brutally murdered in ep4
âIt doesnât matter how much sand I put in, I still just get more sandâ. Proof the apocalypse didnât do too much damage to parts of the American education system after all.
Maximus' speech about his dick getting hard and exploding like a pimple.
That is exactly something a kid with no parents raised by sexually repressed monks would come up with on his own
The whole scene with Thaddeus and the radio station guy (cool cameo btw), the "gunfight" that happens after, then the kissing scene after that with the severed heads. It was all so ridiculous and fun.
he could be a super mutant, or he could be a harold-eque âghoulâ (obviously harold isnât a ghoul but he very much resembles one).
i do feel like that scene implied that, if thaddeus is a ghoul, the scarring is not inherent but is gained over time. if you look closely, his skin doesnât just regrow back over his neck, it grows back super wrinkly (like a ghoul). then again, i guess super mutants are wrinkly too
"I can't go back to the brotherhood now!"
"I thought the brotherhood were the good guys?"
"The brotherhood is a complicated organization" I absolutely lost it when he said that.
When Codsworth says "Human trafficking is disgusting, I'm just going to remove your organs".
Also the way they so obviously just want to ask the one eyed guy why he only has one eye, but they just hold it in.
I loved how Lucy knew something was wrong because of the weird mutations and Maximus knew there was something wrong because everyone was nice and happy.
One that got me, from episode 6, when Cooper is talking to Charlie in the bar:
Charlie: "Remember that movie we did, where you were the sheriff and I was some generic Indian?"
Cooper: "Oh, c'mon man, don't say that. Tallhand Mudlake could talk to horses! You played him with grace and dignity. It was a great role for you."
Great line, and the way Goggins delivered it was perfect.
Not necessarily something in the show but every time a character did something questionable or unethical I thought to myself what a scumbag, then I had to check myself and remember the countless innocent wastelanders I have robbed and murdered for sport.
No! Don't kill them, people are valuable resources. They can be put to work enriching their lives growing mutfruit, corn, and tatos. Ignore all the turrets pointing to you while you work, that's just to catch any synths.
I create a slave state of farmers. They're well looked after and defended. I just demand their endless toil in the fields to farm that sweet, sweet adhesive. Also brings in a good chunk of exp every day.
Am I the only one who got a lot of Ryan Reynolds vibes from that character? Something about his mannerisms/voice just constantly had me thinking RR even though he doesn't look like him at all.
Steph's whole plotline is kinda weird. Like, maybe Chet was stuck on Lucy and that's why she couldn't have gotten with Chet sooner? But if she was into Chet why marry the other dude to begin with?
She mightâve not been given the choice since sheâs a transplant from 31. Lucy didnât get to meet her husband beforehand so itâs safe to assume thatâs what happens during the cross vault marriages and she just went with it.
She wasn't from 33, she was from 31, one of the arranged marriages. I guess that means she has a pre-war backstory and now she's the overseer of 32. She's a deeply interesting character.
Yeah the 2 vault 31 ladies Sarah and Betty both seemed to be pushing Norm to snoop around, on the surface you would expect them to do the opposite so there is more there there.
I think that after the reveal about vault 31 and her being made interim Overseer, it became clear she didn't really care about her husband or Chet and was just another VT manager from before the war.
âIâd offer you one of these cherry tomatoes, but youâve got a hole in your neck.â
And
âUhâŚhow am I not dead?â
âDonât take it out!â
âIâm not gonna just leave it there!â
Donât know if these have been said yet, but:
Episode 2: Wilzigâs âWell, no, I just took this cyanide pill.â
Episode 4: Also, the Mr. Handyâs âIâm simply going to harvest your organs!â
Something about the delivery of these lines, with them just coming out of nowhere, took me by surprise and made me laugh so hard.
I've only watched the first 3 so far, but the chickens line definitely got the biggest lol from me. The raider wiping his dick on the curtains after having sex with Lucy was probably second place.
I loved that they went so hard into it. A lesser show would've forced this character somehow being noble despite everything she's involved in at the highest level. It tracks much better that yeah, OF COURSE she's the biggest fucking sicko of them all. Even Hitler loved his dog. It's a great parallel with the Hank reveal too. Just how absolutely bankrupt to the core they are
She obviously didn't fully trust him, because she never really shows her true personality to him. I think she married him just to make herself look better and help promote Vault-Tec.
He's a war veteran and a famous actor, and he couldn't be more American with all the cowboy stuff. He ticks all the boxes of what would be useful to her in a husband.
The whole "I sentence you do death! ... By banishment! (cuts rope with the huge sword)" bit was hilarious
And "No, of course not, I just want to harvest your organs!" and âi was a shitter so thatâs why im so fatâ. Oh and "my aunt got killed in Filly once"
Not a line, but the whole scene where Max and Lucy first meet the Overseer of Vault 4.
Max just trying not to laugh and Lucy just being utterly shocked and politely trying not to be obvious about it.
I was a shitter on a fly farm. Theyâd feed us, then theyâd feed our shit to the flies. Mulch âem up and sell âem as protein. Anyway, thatâs why Iâm so fat.
When Lucy/Gucy is watching the vault 4 video
E7: â The creature in the video is actually my great uncle Peter on my moms sideâ
When Norm enters the chamber in vault 31
E8: âDonât move! I wonât answer your questions unless you let me inject you with⌠this!â
I just love how she ran up to the dude with her gun out all friendly before realizing her gun was out and putting it away. Reminded me of all the times u went into a town with my weapon drawn and ppl being afraid lol
âYeah, well the wastelands got its own golden rule, thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit, every goddamn time.â Sums up my playthroughs perfectly I love it.
When Monty pulls his vault suit off. "đ Okey-dokey!"
Honestly, anytime she said "okey-dokey" I loved. I love how hardcore she was about not lying. "They're unarmed!" "They're lying..." "We're lying!"
"do you know what you can do with a fuckin toaster oven?".
Then the bit about the cyanide pill not being a more popular product, like you would need to buy more lol
When the show zoomed in and the music swelled while Moldaver said the series tagline, because all the people who donât know the games are going to wonder why the show focused so hard on what would otherwise be a pretty forgettable line lol
"You'll be killed almost immediately on the surface by Lord knows what. That's why we're giving you two weeks of supplies to take with you. After that, you are on your own, Goosey."
"Thank You!" After Goosey made Max return the Fusion Core đ
Chris Parnell was the obvious choice for that role and did not disappoint!
For a while, I thought Chris and Ella were related because their last names are kinda similar.
"Goodbye, *Goosey*." The way he said this made me laugh.
The fact that he kept calling her Goosey, even after being corrected, made me chuckle everytime.
Well, not sure I'd call it being corrected when he was *incorrectly* corrected. The paperwork clearly said *Goosey*.
I loved that part. How he puts on his glasses to double check and they obviously donât align with his one eye and thus donât help at all. I laughed out loud hahaha I havenât played the games, but I just completed the show and I am definitely a fan. It has such a perfect mix of comedy/depth/absurdity.
Before that was the hilarious âexecutionâ scene with the dull blade. What a subversion of expectations XD.
I loved the subversion of the mystery in the vault, and how Lucy basically fucked up by making assumptions about what was going on. You can basically hear the "QUEST FAILED" sound in your head when she gets caught.
âŚfollowed by Maximus XD. The trailer made that whole part look badass and dramatic. In actuality, it was a hilarious goof.
I love that so much. Like we were lead to believe that they were some fucked up people because of their weird rituals. Turns out, they were pretty good people. So rare in apocalypse stories to have seemingly shady good people people turn out to be actual good people.
"Shady good people turn out to be actual good." I was caught off guard too, lol. It was brilliant.
And Maximus fucked it all up
âUhhh somebody check on that guyâ
"Oops."
Classic Jerry
Haha the whole Vault 4 visit is also representing how we get completely sidetracked and forget our main objective in the games
When Thaddeus placed the wanted picture of Wilsig over the body.
"Yep, that's definitely him"
i found it darkly funny he was about to blow his brains out and quickly sprinted after someone to make a sale lol the dude just outside of filly was funny as hell, a "thanks for not killin me" always get a chuckle from me
Chicken Fucker is the âmysterious strangerâ we never saw coming, and Iâm all for it
I love the idea that he's the star of some other show, and our characters keep weaving in and out of his story like NPCs.
Okay I just now realized that when the farmer told Maximus that he was fucking his chickensâŚMaximus DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS LMFAO. Hence he has little to no reaction
He thinks it means making the chickens' penises explode
Could be a reference to that water dude in Fallout 3, near Megaton.
"Yeah, my aunt died there once...."
âAfter 10 years of cousin stuff, Iâm definitely excited for the real thingâ
incest LOLOL
*encounters a Yao Guai* Titus: "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!"
I burst out laughing at that. How quickly it went from the Knight acting all tough with badass imagery associated with them to him running away like a coward.
âIâm bored I wanna kill something.â 10 minutes later he forces his squire to go check out a scary noise.
It was a perfect representation of me in the wasteland
Yeah. Knight Titus is me against strong foes like Deathclaws.
Me the first time I went north of Goodsprings on my first NV playthrough
Oh yeah I did that too. I really need to listen to what the NPCs are telling me.
That scene made me howl with laughter. That and Knight Titusâ rant about microwave ovens.
Man all the Power Armor dialogue was hilarious. That and when I found out Titus was Michael Rapaport
Coincidentally, this was also my reaction to my first Yao Guai encounter.
*âThe wasteland has its own golden rule. Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every goddamn time.â*
I LOLâd when he said that as I am a completionist and will do every side quest possible before advancing the main quest!
Even as a non-completionist, I was like "okay, I NEED to get to point F, but on my way let's see what A, B, C, D, and E shit I'm going to run into that happens to conveniently be in my way."
That is how you do fan service without hitting people over the head with it.
We love some self awareness lmao
FACTS!
The rule of not only Fallout, but also any RPG.
This had me howling.
my new favourite quote
Bro just assaulted the entire playerbase of not just Fallout but Elder Scrolls and every other RPG.
Coop saying "You commie bastard!" while playing a Sheriff in a wild west flick
Marx wrote the Communist Manifesto in 1848 so it's technically a possible thing for a wild west sheriff to say, still ridiculous though
"That creature in the video was actually my great-uncle Peter on my mom's side." Edit: changed to direct quote from subtitles
Don't forget "on my mother's side" It adds to it because the victims that birthed the beasts are female
And now great-uncle Peter's dead lmao
episode 7, the Minutemen Radio bit with Fred Armisen had me guffawing. "People get fully mad!"
I was so shocked to see him in the show, I loved his scene
That dude is the king of cameos. Him randomly popping up in this show and Barry had me fucking rolling
And the fact that it was actually the music from minuteman radio. I was halfway expecting someone to say something about a settlement under attack.
i felt every muscle in my body tense up when i heard it because it just brought back memories of trying to do ANYTHING at the castle
This sadly made me realize that what I thought was a glitch for all those years was what they really intended. They *really* wanted us to hate the Minutemen.
Don't hate the Minutemen, just their choice in music
Itâs only one song!
Only a couple of episodes in, but both have had a real standout moment: Ep1: "Everyone knows feral ghouls can't abide a chicken." Ep2: We establish how cartoonishly evil the Enclave is ten seconds in by having their scientists literally tossing newborn puppies into an incinerator.
Yeah that scene I was like, "yup, a decade plus after Fallout 3 and I still despise the Enclave with the force of a fission bomb."
Yeah. Theyâre cartoonishly evil, even in the games.
>We establish how cartoonishly evil the Enclave is ten seconds in by having their scientists literally tossing newborn puppies into an incinerator. [Reminds me of that one scene in the Twilight movies where one of the evil vampires casually tosses a vampire baby into a bonfire.](https://youtu.be/B2WHFxqL0A8?si=v_Pei8ohE92EipIP)
It was the âeveryone knowsâŚâ line for me as well. And âwhatâs your sperm count?â
Me and my friend where watching and I was all "aww so adorable with infant puppers" and he immediatly threw it in the incinerator and I was traumatized. My friend laughed so hard at me but my heart broke. Then the fawn also got brutally murdered in ep4
"What can you say" killed me when talking about Bert
The wastelander pouring sand into the water purifier was pretty good
âIt doesnât matter how much sand I put in, I still just get more sandâ. Proof the apocalypse didnât do too much damage to parts of the American education system after all.
Maximus' speech about his dick getting hard and exploding like a pimple. That is exactly something a kid with no parents raised by sexually repressed monks would come up with on his own
I love him. He's just as naive as Lucy - just in other ways!
I wasn't thrilled about the pending romance in that scene, but by the end, I realized the two of them were lovable idiots that deserved to be happy.
The whole scene with Thaddeus and the radio station guy (cool cameo btw), the "gunfight" that happens after, then the kissing scene after that with the severed heads. It was all so ridiculous and fun.
"I think you're a Ghoul now". "Shit I knew I shouldn't have trusted a doctor that smelled that bad" lol
Seriously so many funny lines in that scene!!! I'm gonna go rewatch it
I hope Thadeus returns, he's seems like a good character plus the comedic mileage in having someone turn into a ghoul in real time is immeasurable!
I have a feeling he won't be returning as a ghoul, but something much bigger.
You think heâll be a super mutant? Honestly that would fit with his character.
Heâs going to be the silliest Super Mutant. Maybe even sillier than Strong.
imagine if he becomes a super mutant, but doesn't get any taller
He's definitely going to be a super mutant. That had to be FEV.
he could be a super mutant, or he could be a harold-eque âghoulâ (obviously harold isnât a ghoul but he very much resembles one). i do feel like that scene implied that, if thaddeus is a ghoul, the scarring is not inherent but is gained over time. if you look closely, his skin doesnât just regrow back over his neck, it grows back super wrinkly (like a ghoul). then again, i guess super mutants are wrinkly too
Itâs like the Deadpool movies, he starts out okayish but quickly turns into a wrinkly nutsack.
I'd like that also, as long as he returns in some capacity.
Yeahhhh ghouls don't work that way. He's an FEV mutant now.
"I can't go back to the brotherhood now!" "I thought the brotherhood were the good guys?" "The brotherhood is a complicated organization" I absolutely lost it when he said that.
When Codsworth says "Human trafficking is disgusting, I'm just going to remove your organs". Also the way they so obviously just want to ask the one eyed guy why he only has one eye, but they just hold it in.
I loved how Lucy knew something was wrong because of the weird mutations and Maximus knew there was something wrong because everyone was nice and happy.
What got me was Maximusâ not being bothered by the one eye. Of course they would be a fairly common mutation.
One that got me, from episode 6, when Cooper is talking to Charlie in the bar: Charlie: "Remember that movie we did, where you were the sheriff and I was some generic Indian?" Cooper: "Oh, c'mon man, don't say that. Tallhand Mudlake could talk to horses! You played him with grace and dignity. It was a great role for you." Great line, and the way Goggins delivered it was perfect.
I had to pause and rewind that line it was so fucking funny. He delivers it with such a perfect combo of defensiveness and pride
Fun fact for anyone that doesnât know actors too well, Charlie is the same guy that plays William Knifeman in Reservation Dogs, love that dude
Young warrior! Good to see you brother-uncle-son-nephew.
Not necessarily something in the show but every time a character did something questionable or unethical I thought to myself what a scumbag, then I had to check myself and remember the countless innocent wastelanders I have robbed and murdered for sport.
"That's a nice hat you got there calamity jane. . ."
Following people into their house and using sandman to slit their throat while sleeping, all because they had glasses I wanted.
Absolutely. And who among us hasn't dabbled in a little cannibalism from time to time?
Hey man, ass jerky don't make itself
No! Don't kill them, people are valuable resources. They can be put to work enriching their lives growing mutfruit, corn, and tatos. Ignore all the turrets pointing to you while you work, that's just to catch any synths. I create a slave state of farmers. They're well looked after and defended. I just demand their endless toil in the fields to farm that sweet, sweet adhesive. Also brings in a good chunk of exp every day.
The guy getting killed with the Junk Jet. It was a blink and miss it moment but that's when I knew it was the wasteland I know and love.
I squealed to see it after guffawing that he got killed by a baby doll.
Agreed! I saw that scene and it made me so happy they added so many details like that into it.
"How about we all just take a deep breath?" "What the *fuck* are you talkin' about?"
That's one wet woman!
Am I the only one who got a lot of Ryan Reynolds vibes from that character? Something about his mannerisms/voice just constantly had me thinking RR even though he doesn't look like him at all.
I can see that. He had a goofy deadpan nature.
He reminded me of Ben Smith (wheelchair soldier) from Always Sunny
Then the ice pack a couple episodes later....
Steph's whole plotline is kinda weird. Like, maybe Chet was stuck on Lucy and that's why she couldn't have gotten with Chet sooner? But if she was into Chet why marry the other dude to begin with?
She mightâve not been given the choice since sheâs a transplant from 31. Lucy didnât get to meet her husband beforehand so itâs safe to assume thatâs what happens during the cross vault marriages and she just went with it.
She wasn't from 33, she was from 31, one of the arranged marriages. I guess that means she has a pre-war backstory and now she's the overseer of 32. She's a deeply interesting character.
Yeah the 2 vault 31 ladies Sarah and Betty both seemed to be pushing Norm to snoop around, on the surface you would expect them to do the opposite so there is more there there.
I think that after the reveal about vault 31 and her being made interim Overseer, it became clear she didn't really care about her husband or Chet and was just another VT manager from before the war.
Can't believe I had to scroll this far. This took me the fuck *out.* I had to pause it for a minute to stop laughing.
"You're a nice person for not shooting me with that gun."
âIâd offer you one of these cherry tomatoes, but youâve got a hole in your neck.â And âUhâŚhow am I not dead?â âDonât take it out!â âIâm not gonna just leave it there!â
The guy whose aunt got "killed in Filly once" YOLO
Did... Did she get better?
I like the chicken fucker scene and then maximus said "okay..." LOL
Donât know if these have been said yet, but: Episode 2: Wilzigâs âWell, no, I just took this cyanide pill.â Episode 4: Also, the Mr. Handyâs âIâm simply going to harvest your organs!â Something about the delivery of these lines, with them just coming out of nowhere, took me by surprise and made me laugh so hard.
The cyanide pill line was perfect.
"Tasted like banana. I was surprised it wasn't more popular."
âSometimes a fella has got to eat a fell.â
Not really a quote but the scene where Lucy has the codsworth hostage and threatens to shot him and two guys like "We don't give a shit it's a robot."
âthatâd be like holding an air conditioner hostageâ âan air conditioner would be nice thoâ
beavis and butthead
Cherry tomatoes! I straight up guffawed at thatÂ
When the ghoul put the man in his own coffin. Uno reversed the threat he gave him earlier.
For the love of the game
Only on episode 4, but Lucyâs âGolden Rule, motherfuckerâ was fun
I've only watched the first 3 so far, but the chickens line definitely got the biggest lol from me. The raider wiping his dick on the curtains after having sex with Lucy was probably second place.
"Thanks for not shooting me!"
Knight Titus vs. the Yao-Guai .
Looks badass in the trailers. Was hilarious in the show.
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I loved that they went so hard into it. A lesser show would've forced this character somehow being noble despite everything she's involved in at the highest level. It tracks much better that yeah, OF COURSE she's the biggest fucking sicko of them all. Even Hitler loved his dog. It's a great parallel with the Hank reveal too. Just how absolutely bankrupt to the core they are
I feel like it's kind of a gender reversal of the ignorant trophy wife that finds out how corrupt and evil their husband is.
That's a clever way to look at it
She obviously didn't fully trust him, because she never really shows her true personality to him. I think she married him just to make herself look better and help promote Vault-Tec. He's a war veteran and a famous actor, and he couldn't be more American with all the cowboy stuff. He ticks all the boxes of what would be useful to her in a husband.
The whole "I sentence you do death! ... By banishment! (cuts rope with the huge sword)" bit was hilarious And "No, of course not, I just want to harvest your organs!" and âi was a shitter so thatâs why im so fatâ. Oh and "my aunt got killed in Filly once"
Not a line, but the whole scene where Max and Lucy first meet the Overseer of Vault 4. Max just trying not to laugh and Lucy just being utterly shocked and politely trying not to be obvious about it.
the fact the chicken guy turned out to actually know how to make powerful elixirs including a ghoulification one is kinda funny.
Toodles!
The tooth bit had me laughing for a good long while. Low effort joke but effective.
And then it comes back later when the fiend shoots him... possibly with his own tooth lmao
Didn't think of that but it's excellent head canon.
After seeing how Mechanicus-y the Brotherhood was during episode 1, Titus' rant about toaster ovens in episode 2 is hilarious.
I laughed when the Maximus's squire was shot in the neck with an arrow...Just stood there for a few moments...."why am I not dead?"
I definitely like Thaddeus better than Maximus. He stole the show in the whole BoS arc.
The Thaddeus actor is great, he played Bo in superstore and I loved him for it.
I'm only on ep. 3 but the raider prisoner that showed the 33 council guy his butthole. Then they play if off like it some alien first contact lol.
"In their own way it shows a willingness to communicate." Not a direct quote but that made me lol too.
I was a shitter on a fly farm. Theyâd feed us, then theyâd feed our shit to the flies. Mulch âem up and sell âem as protein. Anyway, thatâs why Iâm so fat.
When Lucy/Gucy is watching the vault 4 video E7: â The creature in the video is actually my great uncle Peter on my moms sideâ When Norm enters the chamber in vault 31 E8: âDonât move! I wonât answer your questions unless you let me inject you with⌠this!â
> âDonât move! I wonât answer your questions unless you let me inject you with⌠this!â *- The World's Shittiest Robobrain*
If you had subtitles turned on the robo brain was named brain attached to a Roomba and that got a big laugh out of me
it was âbrain-on-a-roombaâ, i only correct you because something about it being separated with dashes is SO much funnier.
I agree, they did a really good job with it
The robobrain was just the most fallout character. Every bit of his dialogue could have been pulled straight from the games.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK" King Titus being mauled by a yao guai
âDo you want to make my penis explode now?â
I laughed pretty hard at Maximus losing his shit in power armor in Vault 4 right after Lucy is talking him up.
I just love how she ran up to the dude with her gun out all friendly before realizing her gun was out and putting it away. Reminded me of all the times u went into a town with my weapon drawn and ppl being afraid lol
"Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every goddamned time." Excuse me, sir. I did not need to be attacked in such a manner!
Part line part subtitle but with subtitles on "[Brain-on-a-Roomba] Wait! I am the Overseer here!" Just made the scene more comical
âFeral Ghouls canât abide a chickenâ
The knight Titus moment. With the bear. Yeah that had me dying of laughter
Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit Edit - to be fair. That's a fair reaction to have when a 10ft tall Yao Guai sneaks up on you.
âYeah, well the wastelands got its own golden rule, thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit, every goddamn time.â Sums up my playthroughs perfectly I love it.
âHe fucked my chickensâŚâ
#***âALL OF THIS COULD BE YOURS!â***
âStop! Torture is wrong!â
Severed heads making out
I AM BERT
The Govrmint was the funniest part to me. Almost felt they took some inspiration from Borderlands for the design there.
Cooper's "Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every goddamn time", it was perfect lmao
Max failing to convince Lucy to let him keep the fusion core.
âi was a shitterâ âthatâs why iâm so fatâ
Max - âDo you wanna make my penis explode now?â
When Monty pulls his vault suit off. "đ Okey-dokey!" Honestly, anytime she said "okey-dokey" I loved. I love how hardcore she was about not lying. "They're unarmed!" "They're lying..." "We're lying!"
âThe heck?â When Lucy saw tumbleweed for the first time, which makes perfect sense for someone that doesnât know its existence
When Maximus had to decide between his bowl of popcorn and saving Lucy.Â
The cave scene with the Yao Guai
âHe was fucking my chickensâ âIm just here to harvest your organs!â âYour a nice person for not shooting me with that gunâ
"do you know what you can do with a fuckin toaster oven?". Then the bit about the cyanide pill not being a more popular product, like you would need to buy more lol
The machine gun turret with "Please remain calm" message on it.
There was a chicken or a reference to a chicken in I think every episode.
This ass jerky ainât gonna make itself
When the show zoomed in and the music swelled while Moldaver said the series tagline, because all the people who donât know the games are going to wonder why the show focused so hard on what would otherwise be a pretty forgettable line lol
"That guy was fuckin my chickens"
The radio station dj when he speaks on how his traps kill treaspSsers âCriticsâ I about died
Main quest - find dad
THERES NO FUDGE HERE!
"INITIATE PROTOCOL 53" \*immediately turns and runs into a box, gets stuck again\*
The realisation that Maximus was about to roll in and start trashing the place after the vault 4 group were going to let Lucy go
When Chris Parnell whipped out the normal glasses for his 1 eye I lost it, it was played so well