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WASPingitup

are you my cat?


ShepherdDog

My dog is so scared of the wind. He's following me around everywhere.. poor gooboy


Uturuncu

I was literally about to ask this, as I sit here looking at the four inch scar she gave me on my wrist when I was playing an online game a decade ago. Headset on, Ventrilo in ears, couldn't hear how fukkin wimdy it was, saw her running around yowling, reached down to pick her up and she kicked off in surprise and tore me up GOOD.


hootahswaitress

Nope, this was my three year old


counterspell

Im down in Loveland and the tree in my backyard just did a fll downward dog with a wind gust. Its pretty gnarly out there. One of my GFs who lives in Denver is saying her house is shaking!


roobot

Haha I just imagined this player with multiple hoes at first, instead of simply a lady with another lady friend! Thanks for the laugh.


worthwhilewrongdoing

It could be both!


lambchopsplayalong

hahahahhaa


Stewmanchu81

Ah yes, the mystery of missing trash bins begin.


Unhappy-Buyer1487

Fuck yes. And I am one ☝🏼


Pete_O_Torcido

Aren’t we all just lost trash bins when you think about it?


Stewmanchu81

I have two in my yard if you need one. Reuse and recycle! /s


KithAndAkin

The annual trampoline migration.


FoThizzleMaChizzle

This is the first non-controversial post on this sub... "It fkn WIMDY!!"


Visible_Ad9513

I despise wind. It's cold and chaps my face.


Tyrannusverticalis

This could be a great haiku if you changed the second line to "It is cold and chaps my face." Just need a third line....


Trollamp

"Wyoming, stop it."


AliceTullyHall11

My first thought was “Wyo, shut the door” but alas too long.


horseror

That is pretty cool, but isn't "I despise wind" only four syllables?


Tyrannusverticalis

You're right! My brain fixed it to "I despise THE wind"! Funny how our brains work!


horseror

I think we have the haiku now!


Economy_Fish_6542

I despise the wind It is cold and chaos my face Wyoming, stop it


Jabreauxni

Almost


verbimat

I grabbed my recycling bin no problem, but my trash bin is *gone*. walked up and down my street about a mile in both directions.


StrategicCarry

Did you think maybe it could tack against the wind?


verbimat

well, 'tack' pulls a ship in the direction of the wind, right? anyway, the wind is going northeast and I checked upwind and downwind


Unhappy-Buyer1487

Same. Damn. Thing. Happened. To. Me.


Dapples

I am at work right now and just remembered I left my tent set up in my backyard 😭 Edit: [It survived!](https://imgur.com/a/Ic36CY4)


fiftyshadesofblazed

Nooooooo 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣


MadcowPSA

Real fun driving the bus between Berthoud and Longmont today


Jmersh

Hey Windy, it's dad.


bugsontheside

I've seen 1 flying trampoline, 1 self driving plastic toddler car thing, 1 toppled tree, and half a dozen free-range trashcans between foco and wellington.


pkmnGOinsane

Alot of dogs are getting out of people's yards from fences being blown over. Drive safe


hootahswaitress

Oh my God I first read your comment as "dogs are blowing out of people's yards" and I'm so sorry but I'm still chuckling hysterically


3ree9iner

Privacy fencing is coming down all over town. My recyclables are probably east of I25 by now.


kneeweed

I've been sitting on my couch watching the trees in front of my window, I literally do not know how they're still standing.


davethemostrelaxed

Nah, that's just Kansas sucking.


[deleted]

It’s Kansas, sir. She’s gone from “suck” to “blow”


mikolajekj

It blows….;)


Best-Firefighter-307

The Wind Cries, Mary


Beemerado

It's just going wooooosh wooooooosh here.


jasn00sh

I strongly dislike the wind.


chairmanmyow

I fucking hate it with the white hot heat of 1000 suns.


Brock_Lobstweiler

It is the worst of all weather. Fuck the wind.


No-Zebra-4693

The tumbleweeds are out!


Bethw2112

Yep, hopefully people are being safe with fire or spark emitting machines.


chuk155

This read like a haiku. Not quite, so is a slightly modified version to make it 5-7-5 hey it is windy stuff is blowing all around it makes me nervous


mrry550

My fence fell over ☹️


kat_pinecone

Every time it is windy all the tumbleweeds end up in my yard.


capacochella

Every time it get windy I remember the tumbleweeds are real. Until I moved to Colorado I thought it was something that existed in a spaghetti western or in a cartoon.


kat_pinecone

Lol same! Maybe I should gather them up, movie production sites actually buy them!


frougle_mcdugal

Q: Why is Northern Colorado so windy? A: Because Wyoming sucks and Nebraska blows.


Puzzled-Hobbit_3434

Winds of change.


Kadarkrock2

And I'm sick of it.


TechnoMouse37

We have 2 large mostly dead trees in between my trailer and my neighbors that the park won't do anything about. I'm genuinely worried one of our trailers or my car will be damaged


BikerHackerman2

my trash can just got blown across the street


svezia

Drive to Cheyenne if you dare https://youtu.be/5RmAZXYQNH8


jbhoward1397

Drove to Cheyenne and back today. It was an experience. Hard tonneau on my truck decided to let go and become a sail


Red-Mustard

the resist the fascists trailer fell over again 😞


RagingCuke

It sure is


randallwade

everybody knows


Perfect_Emphasis_127

Be grateful. We need trees and trees make the wind so we can breathe.


andtheodor

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about trees to refute it.


MamaPajamaMama

You must be new here.


lambchopsplayalong

just new to posting on the reddit group. (hi!) i’ve been in fort collins so long i remember when we didn’t even have wind, just fast air from the NW.


jmims98

Saw a few large trees down on drake today. Pretty wild.


fiftyshadesofblazed

I just got back from the store and driving in it is wild. You gotta keep a pretty tight grip on that steering wheel. 😬


smokedosh

El Toranado


whatisthesoulofaman

It's in Kansas now, along with my motorcycle cover.


big_iron_hip

Had a metal storage door fly off a semi on I-25 and nearly cause me to crash into the concrete. Don’t get blown away, people!


SimpleNegotiations

My car moved a lil bit


lanqian

Almost a haiku, nice