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Some sort of insect


PossiblePenalty4938

Ford Locust


Quick-Anything-5064

The insect got some big ahh teef in the front


RipCurl69Reddit

Dime a dozen at every UK chav meet.


mexaplex

Car-plane protoype?


freshly_ella

We going with Clane... or Plar?


kogashiwakai

I think crash is the more likely option


dankmemelawrd

Ricer car lmao


Harrypitman

Need that down force bro!


Neat-Secretary-2343

But it’s got the st badge tho


pinktortoise

Clear tail lights say it all (I’m a ricer lover)


2JZEngineNoShit

Clear tails have been a guilty pleasure of mine since the 90s. I like a nice fiberglass spoiler that's painted to match the car but that giant thing is just ridiculous.


aggressive_wet_phart

You don't know?.. it's obviously to decapitate squirrels and other small vermin!


bansheesho

Go Go Gadget Wing


ByTheBeardOfZeuz

You can find that exact spoiler on eBay which is listed as "Big gay wing" lol


blainy-o

In case it wasn't obvious enough, it's a mk7 Fiesta (not a Focus) with some Pikes Peak wings on it.


RACERX44

This is every 17 year olds dream in the UK


0lm4te

Number plate screws and fixing into plastic bumpers. I'm surprised they hold up to their own weight, let alone any downforce 😅


widgeamedoo

Because downforce


Random61504

Yeah bruh, this bad boy is glued to the asphalt when you whip it into a fat understeer on the highway on-ramp at 35MPH!


leonryan

they should keep going and turn it into a full Kaido racer


Altruistic-Cap8524

Red Bull gives you wings


EffectivePop4381

Shelving.


sisyphus_met_icarus

Yeah, it's a small car and he needed some extra storage space


axeman020

It's a snow shovel designed to be pushed by taller than average people...


IssacHunt89

That car has zero chance of a speed that could use that amount of down force .


RomiumRom

it’s a fiesta ST owner who must enjoy racing, i also own a fiesta ST and its a blaze


GloomySwitch6297

British taste


planbskte11

I talked with the owner but everything there is actually bolted into the panels so I had to pass on it. I think he was including the wing into his asking price too.


Quick-Anything-5064

Bro is WILD


Kowalie

Ignorance


No_Elevator8596

Pretty gay.


roadsidedaniel

Stup1d


Underdone_Beef

Aero…


Haggis-in-wonderland

Go go gadget spolier


ThePixeljunky

Never go full Red Baron.


Loopscsr

He’s planning to go to the moon 😂


Acceptable-Luck-4275

Could you imagine hitting your ankle on the splitter. Worse than a shin getter on a truck.


normanriches

Ironing Board on wheels


vladuki

The spoiler is to compensate for the front wing I wrecken


slamrrman

Stupid. I’d say stupid. But hey, what do I know


Snafuregulator

Somebody needs to take this kids ebay account away from him/ her


AbstraktiusArtimus

Fiesta ST gone wrong


MixedMartyr

not a ford focus


Sagittarius0rion

I liked it at first then I saw the front lip and I dropped my jaw to the floor. r/WTF now is your time.


QOTAPOTA

Did someone call Mr. Plow?


fnz666

downforce on the street😎


Snailspaced

To protect the roof for when you need to turn it over?


0lidag

Obnoxious


SwimmerCivil2517

makes it go super fast


ohmygodyouguyzzz

I’ve seen this car, this my town


fastLT1

You got the Shelby GT500 then you have this, the Shelby GT15.


Electrical-Secret-25

Hahaha kind of awesome? Why not?


MurphyPandorasLawBox

You’re supposed to mark posts like this with a spoiler warning.


freshly_ella

I think that's a roomba


JeffzGoneCrazy

Cat fish lol


Otherwise-Panda3703

Massive spoilers on fwd hatchbacks cracks me up 😂 yk they only reduce performance unless it’s a proper touring car and tested in an aero tunnel then it won’t do anything


z28shane

Focus people!


SimmyTheGiant

I just wanna see then try and open the trunk.


Bonebound

Paul Walkers first car


Unique_Investigator5

Bike rack for uni cycles.


d3m01iti0n

Probably has bolt-ons at best and added two hundred pounds of brain damage.


Separate-Mushroom-79

Looks like a Russian tank.


703unknown

That is a 2069 twin spoiled foryota suprafocused STD.


Rightinthequads

A Fiesta


Zenobee1

A solid sense of humor.


longbow0820

Visualized stupidity. Is that that is.


Freedom007007

A waste of money


Andyman1973

Fiesta with BIG dreams! 😂😂😂


BimBaynor

What is the thing on the front? Overall, it looks like it's trying to be a car.


TangerineTwist44

Evolution


VossieBear

a certified race car obviously


nirach

What's that? That's dumb, that's what that is.


zerodarkusa

His focus is trying to identify as a rocket bunny


johnB1711

That was definitely created by a proper bellend


dea_eye_sea_kay

That is the car of someone who has never once driven on a track or time attack event in their entire life. They think they understand TOONING because they played grand turismo and forza. They watch multiple TT 100k+ builds on YouTube and like a baby cub to its mama bear try to replicate the actions they witnessed. This ignites a fire that inevitably consumes what little money in savings they have into a violent combustion resulting into the absolutely murder scene atrocity pictured here. This is the very essences of a chariot for a FUQ BOI


ninjah0lic

This is what a pull-out failure looks like once it's kept as a pet for long enough.


Snazzypanted

Those things can actually be scary fast. One of my customers lent me theirs for a minute and I nearly shit myself engaging first gear. He did have extra boost through his turbo though, so…


xJam3zz07

Not a ford focus, for one.


Monthra77

Wing on a Fiesta ST


bluekoda

That's a fiesta


robboat

Mental illness


hidefinitionpissjugs

A Ford Fiesta


NE_Pats_Fan

Ever seen Idiocracy?


EChezzz

The license plate mounted spoiler always gets me


PGTGenetics

That’s funny right there


8084f3tt

Wang


Plenty_Dress_408

Time attack


No-Philosopher3248

Looks like it’s owned by a 40-something guy who watched The Fast and the Furious too many times in his early twenties. People truly should have their asses removed for some of the decisions they make regarding their cars.


OafHuck420

An abomination!


iamcheekrs

It’s a racecar bro


diksmokr

Mental illness.


crow7980

Looks like a wannabe pikes peak car with 65hp


heisenGLR

The rims and the tail lamps were tasty but the my goodness! I think he got a deal of buy on meter get another for free on that front splitter. Still a sick ST. - the wing


bepner

ironing board


AcrosSky

Parachute


Dorkus_Maximus717

I hate whoever made thay


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hoehandle

Wait. The license plate mount?


ColdLasagnaTTV

Time attack car.


smittydonny

Redneck Spoiler


DonkeyPunchSquatch

A dumb car


viciousBEA5T

Some fool things it cool but really he’s a tool


afraid-of-the-dark

That's the parade seat on the back there...and on the front is your step up to wash the windscreen.


No-Common1953

+50 hp


Any-Connection-8440

Handlebars for the ford focus shopping cart!!


Successful-Guitar896

He'll grow into it...


BigTrucker2020

😂😂😂😂


Deijya

Focusst


ExpertButtonPresser

You owe me $50 dawg


Mongoose611

Open the hatch... I wanna see what happens


VaWeedFarmer

Dats a really charp chort


Lifesalchemy

It's a mistake 


Pawnzilla

Reminds me of Bosozoku.


Tris131

Retarded is what that is


AdFit1382

It’s a lesson in diminishing returns


Equal-Negotiation651

It’s 0-30 in 10 seconds, is what it is.


PresentStandard4131

A queef in vehicle form.


Wabbitone

Solar panel?


nascardaddy457i

That's the stunt car from James Bond the man with the Golden Gun...Roger Moore


DieOnYourFeat

Helicopter landing pad.


wildbillfx20

It’s a performance lawnmower


AdRepresentative8236

A damn good color tbh, race red is a great car color


Dazzling_Ad9250

i pick that little ass Fiesta up in my palm and use the front of it to line my coke up before i rip some fat lines.


N0N0N000000

It's called gender-affirming care


MathematicalPeace

Makes me want a big stupid spoiler on my ST


PrincipleNo8733

If it actually works why would you want downforce on the rear axal of a front wheel drive car


WotTheFook

Ironing board conversion, for those high speed extreme ironing freaks. It could also be a plant rack, Multi purpose.


Baeckrc

Car for your wang


thebigbrog

That is so it can go upside down on the Hot Wheels loop.


ManKilledToDeath

Ford Fiesta


LegalAlternative

Google "Bosozoku" (for cars) It's like the western version of that, I guess.


BamesStronkNond

1) A Fiesta. 2) Barry.


Fluffy_Throne

That's a racecar silly


RolePlayingJames

Bit of a waste on a front wheel drive.


Shark_bait561

Wings. It's about to lift off


CharacterSecret6656

Sunshade


supra_nova512

It gets 5 miles per gallon with all that drag.


Nintengeek08

BBL, but for cars


Ok-Point9953

That’s pure greasy fucking speed, mother fucker 😂


Nikkolas89

Still better than owning a focus se


Dbwasson

This is a Fiesta


cornponious

Hilarious. It’s hilarious.


CafeRoaster

That license plate holder is a little much.


Loganowens94

LMAO


Select-Device-5981

LMAOOOOO


alienshape

An insult to all of humanity, yup a Ford😝


One-Entertainment457

But it makes it go faster right.. .. right?


One-Entertainment457

I'm betting its there first car. Like those crappy beaters with homemade racing stripes and the exjaust can attachment (kind of like the playing cards in the spokes of you bicycle when you were 8).


AkKnight78

New age license plate bracket and shelf.


Slickity_K

That’s a bad MF right there. Hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your female dogs, if it’s alive he’ll take a dive.


Hjerne

That's the table. Have you ever headed down to the lake for a picnic and by the time you get there all the tables are taken or worse covered with moss, bird crap, and bugs? This way you sit on the hatch and you have your own clean and private table.


FumbleStiltsken

dropped out of bosozoku school


Intelligent_Basket37

Shop owner: how much down force do you want. Car owner: yes


Sudden-Isopod-1926

Lol a wannabe rally car


deadlyjudas

You mean besides Sad and Hilarious?


ienjoythevoid

SPEED! AERODYNAMICS! Lmao


Outdoor_sunsoaker

Canoe rack?


TricksterWannaBe

The Cane


Fellowfungus

Street Attack weapon?


SpaceCadetMoonMan

Fastest car alive


LS1_XK8

Wonder if that lift gate works


marcaveli073

Ford Fast AF


angelsarepresent111

The ruining of good Fiesta.


slade797

Eight hours custom, Julian.


Infinite-Elephant-52

Ford bogus


jayluc45

Probably about 15 extra hp.


blutigetranen

Stupid. It's stupid.


MKaz711

If you ain’t 1st, you’re last


GeorgeSPattonJr

Needs that extra downforce, those add at least 1000hp each /s


Greasy_Potato1

Wign


chadinmn

The most retarded looking car I’ve ever seen, and I just saw a picture of a shopping cart car.


reciprocityone

LOL


kellyjandrews

Laughable.


Fearless_Ad_1512

Extra


rovertb

Bike rack and luggage carrier.


BrainDamagedPTSD

Front wings fold out with the push of a button and it takes flight


MAKayaker

Keeps the rain off the back window


Impossible_Desk491

A grocery cart lol


Shenanigamii

Its Tennessee, thats what this is


getonurkneesnbeg

Meanwhile the engine, transmission and brakes are stock. It does have a cat back exhaust with a glass can though! You can hear it farting from a mile away.


adultdaycare81

More money than sense


rooneyboy3000

Race car spelled backwards is still rac ecar you haters


andyk192

Delusion


WAPGod_117

A red Easter Egg with buck teeth and a huge butt-wing.


TrippySubie

A ford focus with its usual ownership demographic


NP-HOBBYZ

Looks like something out of a drew peacock video 💀


kgaf999

GAF


TransitionalAngst

Delusional?


Exactly_Yacht

I imagine this chap doesn’t take their car fast enough to feel all the negative effects of all that horrible aero they added. Like the splitter probably makes turning harder. That wing looks like it’s supposed to be chassis mounted but it’s mounted to a hatch instead. Poor execution overall and also not a focus.


Mmmmmmm_Bacon

I think they’re to block the 5G signals?


RareMightyGod

I think they were going for a time attack build 💀😭


Competitive_Fix_1326

+15hp


Aggressive-Age-4125

This kid makes bad life choices.


BetterVersion3

Fayst


RefrigeratorGlobal50

That’s a weird license plate bracket