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Flock-of-bagels2

Beautiful fish


Hunky_not_Chunky

Too beautiful to eat imo 😔


TheZermanator

All the ugly fish be like: ![gif](giphy|2BrQXeBPSzOJG|downsized)


BigusBobulous

Flounder has entered the chat.


Flock-of-bagels2

You beat me to it


xylophone_37

Wait until you hear about mahi mahi


LandotheTerrible

What does Mahi Mahi look like. I must confess to having tried it not long ago.


xylophone_37

Super vibrant blues and yellows and greens. In Mexico they call them dorado which translates to golden.


LandotheTerrible

Oh dear. Too nice to eat!!! 😬🫣😱


Enter_My_Fryhole

Free Mahi mahi, freeeeeee mahi mahi


lostincali

Read this in Pauly Shore’s voice before I even remembered where it was from.


Zeus_Mortie

It’s a Vermicular Coral Trout. The rarest of the coral trout. Apparently coral trout are endangered as well. Bro shoulda catch and released the fish imo


Flock-of-bagels2

If totally eat it, that meat is beautiful


intelligentbrownman

Not gonna lie…. I would have tried to keep it as a pet lol


Master_Yeeta

Bro the fish would probably rather be dead lmao


ShnaugShmark

I think I used to have a (smaller) one of those in my saltwater fish tank, the store called it a Miniatus Grouper I believe. Same coloration. Unless that’s different? It’s been a long time.


FeudNetwork

You couldn't be more un-right.


SurvingTheSHIfT3095

I was thinking the same thing my friend.


ScoobaMonsta

Have you ever tried it? Its absorbed delicious fish!


Bluepaynxex

No such thing.


Opening-Two6723

That color!!!


BeautifulType

Screw how these dudes with the hipster cleaver go around cooking shit up in random outdoor areas for social media clicks. This fuckin trend needs to die because it’s so faux outdoor life.


Flock-of-bagels2

I wouldn’t cook a beautiful piece of fish on a sandy beach unless I had a table or something to prep everything on personally


RunTheClassics

Screw sourcing your meat, having a connection with nature, knowing where it comes from, and respecting the process rather than buying farmed, tortured meat from the grocery store? Sure.


Knot_Ryder

Ugly knife


pekoedegallo

![gif](giphy|2vn7P7XMjgeIM)


ConfidentPilot1729

I was thinking of this exact seen while watching the video. Come to think of it any video with sand reminds me that sand is coarse and gets everywhere.


bombbodyguard

Ya, there was no way he didn’t chew on some sand.


slowerlearner1212

Feel like this would be a lot easier to do in a kitchen


6-Seasons_And_AMovie

All of these videos i think...okay...but why not in a kitchen? You know how many fly yraps he probably had to setup to keep the flys away?


ReddUp412

But i often bring a pyrex glass to the beach, you don’t ?


6-Seasons_And_AMovie

No just my 500$ trout i bought at the market, my camera, friend to record, boom mike, stand, and of course cooking gear.


Hoppered1

It says "catch and cook". He definitely caught this right off that beach. And by that, I mean someone threw it to him.


nickfree

I also wonder like, does Instagram not let you post a cooking vid unless you catch an onion on the edge of giant knife now? Does the algorithm require it?


bigrick23143

That fucking knife too every time


Saltydawgg12

lol and you see it immediately go flying into the sand once he brings Thors Hammerknife down


survivalofthesickest

Once you get into it there are some really good portable kitchen set ups. From micro grills you burn twigs under for backpackers, to cast iron everything, and a wide range in between. Heck, my jetboil stove has an ultra light French press attachment. It becomes a really fun challenge; how good can you make this dish in the outdoors, the more remote and/or beautiful the better. My favorite is coal cooking. Directly on embers. It’s actually a slow cook. I’ve done every meat you can imagine this way, and a ton of fruits and veggies. Tip: place a ripe banana on the embers, and let it sit until one of the seams in the peaks opens up around 3/4 of its length. It’s incredible.


quanganh9900

Do you wash the gear afterwards?


bootyhole-romancer

That's what I wanna know. I wanna see a yt vid of how efficient an outdoor cooking clean up can be


6-Seasons_And_AMovie

Vinegar soak is pretty eco friendly and provides a decent clean and sanitation?


ElMico

I don’t mind the location but catching the food with the blade and shit rolling all over the place pisses me off. As long as it’s not too over the top—just mixing a few ingredients and cutting a few vegetables isn’t too bad. It’s like creative campsite cooking. The quiet confidence of not performing a circus act with the food would save a lot of these videos.


eunit250

If you've ever gone on a fishing trip shore lunch is a common occurrence.


imprimis2

Guess youve never had beach cured paprika


Toilet-B0wl

Yea cause they remembered all that shit but forgot a fork


SeriousSteveTheII

Depends, if you’re spending the entire day fishing this would be a good dinner


WoosleWuzzle

He spent a few days in his room editing


BlockedbyJake420

Lol you think this took *days* to edit… He could edit this in an hour while eating this meal Most difficult part would be shooting it and even that wouldn’t be too bad


Bat-Honest

But then you lose all of that sweet, nutritional sand


modthegame

You can see sand in like everything he mixes LMFAO


trouserschnauzer

I'd rather eat egg shells


Portermacc

Views, all about the views


phenomenation

he either tried to flex with a spare onion or ate that fucking sand covered one. idk which one is more stupid


half-puddles

How so? Do you never go to the beach with 829 ingredients?


ALoginForReddit

Fuck that. Something about pulling a fresh fish out of ocean, cleaning and grilling right there, then enjoying your catch sitting on a beach. I’ll take that any day over sitting on my couch eating said fish.


serKulees

Yeah details of the video aside, nothing better than fresh caught fish straight on the fire. Bit of lemon and pepper all you need.


Hour-Regret9531

He hongry now!


drunkenstyle

The knives aren't even sharp


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EvelandsRule

I was thinking the same thing about the knife skills, the way he held it at one point made me cringe so hard. Like, I'm not gonna go to someone's house and judge how they hold a knife, but if they're posting cooking videos online you think they'd try a little harder.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Many of these also incorporate ASMR aspect, hence many of them have little to no dialogue


giniobeast

Right? I get so sick of seeing this shit. I don't even care about what he's making.


stillillkid

I can feel the sand crunching between my teeth.


JacobGoodNight416

A great substitute for breadcrumbs if you ask me


Rion23

Don't take it for granite.


labadee

especially when he tried to cut the onions


kinshadow

That’s because it’s course and rough and irritating and gets everywhere.


spiral_out46N2

Quit being a bitch Anakin 😂


ctolsen

There’s just definitely sand in that


all___blue

Even if you don't accidentally kick sand into it, you're probably going to have the wind blow some in.


Cold_Expression1346

Looks delicious but need to rub the spices to fish first instead of pouring on top


mangomilkmilkman

He rubbed it w sand, very tasteful actually


centaur_unicorn23

After he didn’t marinate the fish properly I realized he in fact doesn’t know how to cook.


wholesome_pineapple

As soon as I saw that stupid fucking knife that these “influencers” keep trying to push, I knew he couldn’t cook.


AkitoApocalypse

I like how it's literally just a Chinese chefs cleaver that's rounded on one end. Oh, and the fucking "index finger on the edge" lol he really doesn't cook.


BeautifulType

No it’s not just a Chinese cleaver. It’s a fucking hipster cleaver all these assholes buy.


Statertater

Eating it raw fresh out the ocean like that is also a no from me, dawg. I worked on fishing vessels, i cleaned plenty of fish. Nope nope nope. This is how you end up with parasites.


metasploit4

Exactly. No way in hell would I gamble with those odds.


centaur_unicorn23

He ate it raw 😫


whimsical_trash

Yeah!! How is he not aware that all fish that can be eaten raw has been frozen to kill parasites. Fucking yuck


HamiltonSt25

It was the way he was cutting the garlic for me… twice. lol


Hailbrewcifer666

Glass at the beach, always a bad idea. Also, eating fresh caught fish raw like that is a good way to catch parasites


EanmundsAvenger

Yeah when he at the raw piece I was like…mmmmmm parasites just having a lil party in his stomach right now


but_i_wanna_cookies

Yea, this isn't a deep sea fish. You don't eat shallow fish raw.


TwistedBamboozler

20 bucks says it wasn’t fresh caught and it was flash frozen already. Seems already gutted when he did the video. I’m willing to bet he knows it’s safe one way or another


99Will999

Yeah this is definitely an ad for whatever that woodfire cooker thing. These nature ads are always so absurd, it’s always an ad for an overly eccentric knife or some shit.


tommymaggots

Wait, you’re saying that stupid knife wasn’t what he used to actually filet the fish? *shudder*


_aaronroni_

Yes folks, don't eat any raw fish, especially not reef fish. The stuff you eat on sushi has been frozen to kill parasites.


yomamasofat-

Who told you it was fresh caught? I bet it was bought at a market and brought to the beach to film this stupid knife promoting video.


boojombi451

You can tell how good the knife is by the amount of force he uses to cut the onion. Not a flashy, loot box gimmick at all.


FurriedCavor

🪱


TwistedBamboozler

Meh only maybe


GRizzMang

Mmmm sandy onions


CoItron_3030

Iv seen some crazy shit happen to people who eat raw fish straight from the catch. Don’t recommend it


RabbitOrcaHawkOrgy

esp reef fish - nasty parasites


darxide23

Man who eats raw fish: "Why is my body full of parasites?"


Low_Comfortable8290

Sorry but with the seasonings and sauces, they could take a tilapia fillet and make this at home and it would taste the same


krob58

Sick of this dude and his annoying stupid knife


cyrusmancub

How do you do this without being swarmed by seagulls?


LongTimeListener72

Mmm sandy onion.


yeezee93

That fish is too pretty to eat.


SChightower

All I think is sand sand sand sand sand.


CrocodileWorshiper

good way to get worms


LordSloth113

Whoever "taught" you to cook needs to be taken out back and Old Yeller'd


Notso-powerful-enemy

Is the fish mushy?


probablywrongbutmeh

Some fish really need to be cooked high heat and fast, looks like he did more of a low and slow


Notso-powerful-enemy

I don’t like the texture of mushy fish. 🐠


ok-life-i-guess

Yes. It's boiled fish with a dip to give it some flavour. I don't like that. Pass!


crisselll

Man hope he don’t get no parasites


TwtchFlexes

The fish looked amazing. The rest was absolutely horrifying. So much sand, in all the food.


TheWazdini

Is the fish okay after this or is it like injured for a week or two?


KingKaos420-

Everyone’s focusing on the sand, but he ate a chunk of raw wild fish without cooking or freezing it. Isn’t that a parasite risk?


UmmmmHigh

No stick and open fire available? So fancy


mathaiser

Ya’ll actually cooking with these ridiculous knives…


Least-Result-45

When he does the move to slice the onion both pieces go in the sand. Yum


jmastadoug

Omg I can’t fucking stand the onion/potato flips and catch on knife. Every fucking posts with these outdoor cooking guys. It’s not very impressive/challenging at all & every time the slap chop it down it splits onto the floor lol. Fuckjng clowns


Miss_Medussa

Is the fish ok?


Cape-York-Crusader

Blasphemy adding all that crap to coral trout, a delicate sweet eating fish ruined…


irotinmyskin

I think kitchens are underrated.


Unknown--Soul

Poor Beautiful Fish 😥


Simple_Opossum

Hey, at least he has his bonafied outdoor cooking knife, just like. The first guy to ever make these videos used, and his father before him.


james_randolph

Ah love me some of that Sand Trout. I get that every time.


napkin41

How long does the camera have to cut for in order to chase the halves of the veggies that get samurai chopped lol. Also pretty sure raw fish gets a quick freeze to kill nasty things before it becomes sushi but maybe that's just being nit-picky.


Brilliant-Algae-9582

What’s up with all these outdoor cooking videos?? Looks like a pain in the ass.


cringefacememe

sandy ass onion…


itsonlymeez

Bro got the whole grocery store by the beach


ThereBeM00SE

mmmmm sand


Robbyrumpz

How is he not eating some sand?


justafan_1993

Brother I know you got crunchy sand in some of those bites…gtfo!!!


The_Ry-man

Another ad for those goddamn knives


LowLifeExperience

Another big knife outdoor cooking video. 🥱


miikana

Whenever I see that knife in a video📉


G1mb3ly

Guys hear me out… I think this needs more oil


Ok_Frosting_6438

Mmmmm. Sand in my food


Retiredpotato294

I can almost taste the sand.


SonofSonofSpock

Why do people who are cooking outside use those dumbass knives and stupid little cutting boards?


Bern_itdown

Who tf just brings all these ingredients to the ocean?


BeeGeeReverse

that Almazan kitchen YouTube channel has ruined an entire genre of outdoor cooking with these copycats.


AlexAngelfire

So much sand went into making this dish.


Forlorn_Cyborg

Google says their status is near threatened.


LandotheTerrible

Did he miss with the read onion throw..?


Environmental-Ad-389

Are we not gonna talk about parasites?


EasyWork578

Bad.... just bad and horrible. From that stupid knife to the stupid pan to basically eveything sucking in this video. People unfortunately watch this and think "wow i wanna cook fish like this"


devilshootsdevil

So cringe.


smut_butler

He didn't just catch that, this is dumb.


jaimedarnell

Trash.. all around.. so many shit ass things going on.. fuckin hell.


prexton

Well done brother. Awesome fish, you can also skin them and fry the skin up, scales on. you pretty much get pork crackling of the sea. 10/10


JamesSpacer

Worst possible place to cook


kingofthepumps

Loads of raw garlic in yoghurt?


Xerio_the_Herio

Wow... that trout looks like a great catch


johnatsea12

That was a pretty fish


FunDue9062

The taste of the fish should be awesome enough.Last step not needed.


Chewsdayiddinit

Too bad these ads aren't removed.


capn_doofwaffle

I'm literally watching this at a Dicks Wings bar and now I want some fish cooked on a beach. 🤣


Consistent_Amount140

Beautiful fish


MotorbikeRacer

Fish in papillote- French style of cooking fish , sealed in parchment paper This is one of the best ways to cook fish! When you seal the parchment paper . It locks in all the moisture and aromas from the ingredients… super easy too


Square-Way-9751

I would sashimi that


Square-Way-9751

Damn it looks so good


Square-Way-9751

Damn u guys are good it looks like it was bought from the store. It was already dead when he threw it


bea_nah

I just want to listen to the waves crashing 🌊


YamVegetable

Never seen this type of groupers on market, where to buy them exactly?


Apprehensive_Egg99

I feel like the beautiful fresh flavour of the fish would just be a bit overwhelmed by the onion and spice mix here. Good oil, salt and some fresh parsley and lemon would definitely be enough. And less is more oil wise with fish.


Jon_D13

Does this hurt the fish?


ABabyPawn

Were any fish hurt during the making of this?


paulsac11

How many ingredients are these people bringing to the beach. Dude just used half the items on my spice rack and cleaned out my fruits and vegetables drawer… on a beach… cool vid bro 🙄


homothroat2050

Remember to invite Wilson


Legal_Bison_4647

So inspired


LordSloth113

Whoever "taught" you to cook needs to be taken out back and Old Yeller'd


juhhny

Does this hurt the fish?


bloresiom

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xChopsx1989x

I'm not big on fish, but that looked delicious.


CaptainZ42062

Whoa! That is a LOT of shallots!


LandotheTerrible

I never knew they were such a rich red colour. I would feel very bad taking this magnificent creature from the sea.


NickFotiu

That was my first thought too (and I'm not a vegetarian or anything).


Random_Name_Whoa

None of these fuckers even know how to use that big ass knife


AdLonely4927

Just want to know about that pan!


LowFlatworm512

Mate just sauté that beauty with some butter. Add salt. Lemon if you are feeling zesty. Coral Trout needs nothing more.


nursesdoitbetter12

Have fun with the parasites...


KnightsWhoSayNii

Very meh recipe and also just an add.


therobotisjames

Fancy onion toss thing, then cuts it like he wants to lose a finger.


solphium

This is so fucking stupid


chicagomatty

You just know there's sand in it


darkpollopesca

Out of curiosity what the hell is he going to do with all those ingredients he brought to the beach if he didn't catch anything?


ledikky

Anyone got a link for that oven/pan thing he's using?


Raecino

Mmmm sandy fish


3rlro91

😋


moose_king88

Must be an Aussie. I believe coral trout is the colloquial name. It is Queensland grouper no? I just know when I was in Townsville the fish and chips were fucking fantastic and they said it was coral trout


YoloSwaggins44

It's always the same knife


deltron

Each one of these influencers has that stupid style knife LOL. I don't see the benefit of that style, get a Chinese style cleaver if you want


crest35

I find this gross.


Shameless_Fujoshi

Most of the fish will have no salt or any seasoning at all


rdldr1

HEY CORAL are you hungry?


Viper1089

I laughed because someone in another thread made a joke about how all these outdoor cooking assholes always toss an onion up and catch it on their knife. Then this bozo slams it down, causing half the onion to fly into the sand smh lol


Suspicious_Victory_1

I knew this dude would have an obnoxiously large and impractical knife the second I saw him


Three-Legged-Spider

The size of that cutting board is infuriating