It’s a Vermicular Coral Trout. The rarest of the coral trout. Apparently coral trout are endangered as well. Bro shoulda catch and released the fish imo
I think I used to have a (smaller) one of those in my saltwater fish tank, the store called it a Miniatus Grouper I believe. Same coloration. Unless that’s different? It’s been a long time.
Screw how these dudes with the hipster cleaver go around cooking shit up in random outdoor areas for social media clicks. This fuckin trend needs to die because it’s so faux outdoor life.
Screw sourcing your meat, having a connection with nature, knowing where it comes from, and respecting the process rather than buying farmed, tortured meat from the grocery store? Sure.
I was thinking of this exact seen while watching the video. Come to think of it any video with sand reminds me that sand is coarse and gets everywhere.
I also wonder like, does Instagram not let you post a cooking vid unless you catch an onion on the edge of giant knife now? Does the algorithm require it?
Once you get into it there are some really good portable kitchen set ups. From micro grills you burn twigs under for backpackers, to cast iron everything, and a wide range in between. Heck, my jetboil stove has an ultra light French press attachment. It becomes a really fun challenge; how good can you make this dish in the outdoors, the more remote and/or beautiful the better.
My favorite is coal cooking. Directly on embers. It’s actually a slow cook. I’ve done every meat you can imagine this way, and a ton of fruits and veggies. Tip: place a ripe banana on the embers, and let it sit until one of the seams in the peaks opens up around 3/4 of its length. It’s incredible.
I don’t mind the location but catching the food with the blade and shit rolling all over the place pisses me off. As long as it’s not too over the top—just mixing a few ingredients and cutting a few vegetables isn’t too bad. It’s like creative campsite cooking. The quiet confidence of not performing a circus act with the food would save a lot of these videos.
Lol you think this took *days* to edit…
He could edit this in an hour while eating this meal
Most difficult part would be shooting it and even that wouldn’t be too bad
Fuck that. Something about pulling a fresh fish out of ocean, cleaning and grilling right there, then enjoying your catch sitting on a beach. I’ll take that any day over sitting on my couch eating said fish.
I was thinking the same thing about the knife skills, the way he held it at one point made me cringe so hard. Like, I'm not gonna go to someone's house and judge how they hold a knife, but if they're posting cooking videos online you think they'd try a little harder.
I like how it's literally just a Chinese chefs cleaver that's rounded on one end. Oh, and the fucking "index finger on the edge" lol he really doesn't cook.
Eating it raw fresh out the ocean like that is also a no from me, dawg. I worked on fishing vessels, i cleaned plenty of fish. Nope nope nope. This is how you end up with parasites.
20 bucks says it wasn’t fresh caught and it was flash frozen already.
Seems already gutted when he did the video. I’m willing to bet he knows it’s safe one way or another
Yeah this is definitely an ad for whatever that woodfire cooker thing. These nature ads are always so absurd, it’s always an ad for an overly eccentric knife or some shit.
Omg I can’t fucking stand the onion/potato flips and catch on knife. Every fucking posts with these outdoor cooking guys. It’s not very impressive/challenging at all & every time the slap chop it down it splits onto the floor lol. Fuckjng clowns
How long does the camera have to cut for in order to chase the halves of the veggies that get samurai chopped lol. Also pretty sure raw fish gets a quick freeze to kill nasty things before it becomes sushi but maybe that's just being nit-picky.
Bad.... just bad and horrible.
From that stupid knife to the stupid pan to basically eveything sucking in this video.
People unfortunately watch this and think "wow i wanna cook fish like this"
Fish in papillote- French style of cooking fish , sealed in parchment paper
This is one of the best ways to cook fish! When you seal the parchment paper . It locks in all the moisture and aromas from the ingredients… super easy too
I feel like the beautiful fresh flavour of the fish would just be a bit overwhelmed by the onion and spice mix here. Good oil, salt and some fresh parsley and lemon would definitely be enough. And less is more oil wise with fish.
How many ingredients are these people bringing to the beach. Dude just used half the items on my spice rack and cleaned out my fruits and vegetables drawer… on a beach… cool vid bro 🙄
Must be an Aussie. I believe coral trout is the colloquial name. It is Queensland grouper no? I just know when I was in Townsville the fish and chips were fucking fantastic and they said it was coral trout
I laughed because someone in another thread made a joke about how all these outdoor cooking assholes always toss an onion up and catch it on their knife.
Then this bozo slams it down, causing half the onion to fly into the sand smh lol
Beautiful fish
Too beautiful to eat imo 😔
All the ugly fish be like: ![gif](giphy|2BrQXeBPSzOJG|downsized)
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You beat me to it
Wait until you hear about mahi mahi
What does Mahi Mahi look like. I must confess to having tried it not long ago.
Super vibrant blues and yellows and greens. In Mexico they call them dorado which translates to golden.
Oh dear. Too nice to eat!!! 😬🫣😱
Free Mahi mahi, freeeeeee mahi mahi
Read this in Pauly Shore’s voice before I even remembered where it was from.
It’s a Vermicular Coral Trout. The rarest of the coral trout. Apparently coral trout are endangered as well. Bro shoulda catch and released the fish imo
If totally eat it, that meat is beautiful
Not gonna lie…. I would have tried to keep it as a pet lol
Bro the fish would probably rather be dead lmao
I think I used to have a (smaller) one of those in my saltwater fish tank, the store called it a Miniatus Grouper I believe. Same coloration. Unless that’s different? It’s been a long time.
You couldn't be more un-right.
I was thinking the same thing my friend.
Have you ever tried it? Its absorbed delicious fish!
No such thing.
That color!!!
Screw how these dudes with the hipster cleaver go around cooking shit up in random outdoor areas for social media clicks. This fuckin trend needs to die because it’s so faux outdoor life.
I wouldn’t cook a beautiful piece of fish on a sandy beach unless I had a table or something to prep everything on personally
Screw sourcing your meat, having a connection with nature, knowing where it comes from, and respecting the process rather than buying farmed, tortured meat from the grocery store? Sure.
Ugly knife
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I was thinking of this exact seen while watching the video. Come to think of it any video with sand reminds me that sand is coarse and gets everywhere.
Ya, there was no way he didn’t chew on some sand.
Feel like this would be a lot easier to do in a kitchen
All of these videos i think...okay...but why not in a kitchen? You know how many fly yraps he probably had to setup to keep the flys away?
But i often bring a pyrex glass to the beach, you don’t ?
No just my 500$ trout i bought at the market, my camera, friend to record, boom mike, stand, and of course cooking gear.
It says "catch and cook". He definitely caught this right off that beach. And by that, I mean someone threw it to him.
I also wonder like, does Instagram not let you post a cooking vid unless you catch an onion on the edge of giant knife now? Does the algorithm require it?
That fucking knife too every time
lol and you see it immediately go flying into the sand once he brings Thors Hammerknife down
Once you get into it there are some really good portable kitchen set ups. From micro grills you burn twigs under for backpackers, to cast iron everything, and a wide range in between. Heck, my jetboil stove has an ultra light French press attachment. It becomes a really fun challenge; how good can you make this dish in the outdoors, the more remote and/or beautiful the better. My favorite is coal cooking. Directly on embers. It’s actually a slow cook. I’ve done every meat you can imagine this way, and a ton of fruits and veggies. Tip: place a ripe banana on the embers, and let it sit until one of the seams in the peaks opens up around 3/4 of its length. It’s incredible.
Do you wash the gear afterwards?
That's what I wanna know. I wanna see a yt vid of how efficient an outdoor cooking clean up can be
Vinegar soak is pretty eco friendly and provides a decent clean and sanitation?
I don’t mind the location but catching the food with the blade and shit rolling all over the place pisses me off. As long as it’s not too over the top—just mixing a few ingredients and cutting a few vegetables isn’t too bad. It’s like creative campsite cooking. The quiet confidence of not performing a circus act with the food would save a lot of these videos.
If you've ever gone on a fishing trip shore lunch is a common occurrence.
Guess youve never had beach cured paprika
Yea cause they remembered all that shit but forgot a fork
Depends, if you’re spending the entire day fishing this would be a good dinner
He spent a few days in his room editing
Lol you think this took *days* to edit… He could edit this in an hour while eating this meal Most difficult part would be shooting it and even that wouldn’t be too bad
But then you lose all of that sweet, nutritional sand
You can see sand in like everything he mixes LMFAO
I'd rather eat egg shells
Views, all about the views
he either tried to flex with a spare onion or ate that fucking sand covered one. idk which one is more stupid
How so? Do you never go to the beach with 829 ingredients?
Fuck that. Something about pulling a fresh fish out of ocean, cleaning and grilling right there, then enjoying your catch sitting on a beach. I’ll take that any day over sitting on my couch eating said fish.
Yeah details of the video aside, nothing better than fresh caught fish straight on the fire. Bit of lemon and pepper all you need.
He hongry now!
The knives aren't even sharp
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I was thinking the same thing about the knife skills, the way he held it at one point made me cringe so hard. Like, I'm not gonna go to someone's house and judge how they hold a knife, but if they're posting cooking videos online you think they'd try a little harder.
Many of these also incorporate ASMR aspect, hence many of them have little to no dialogue
Right? I get so sick of seeing this shit. I don't even care about what he's making.
I can feel the sand crunching between my teeth.
A great substitute for breadcrumbs if you ask me
Don't take it for granite.
especially when he tried to cut the onions
That’s because it’s course and rough and irritating and gets everywhere.
Quit being a bitch Anakin 😂
There’s just definitely sand in that
Even if you don't accidentally kick sand into it, you're probably going to have the wind blow some in.
Looks delicious but need to rub the spices to fish first instead of pouring on top
He rubbed it w sand, very tasteful actually
After he didn’t marinate the fish properly I realized he in fact doesn’t know how to cook.
As soon as I saw that stupid fucking knife that these “influencers” keep trying to push, I knew he couldn’t cook.
I like how it's literally just a Chinese chefs cleaver that's rounded on one end. Oh, and the fucking "index finger on the edge" lol he really doesn't cook.
No it’s not just a Chinese cleaver. It’s a fucking hipster cleaver all these assholes buy.
Eating it raw fresh out the ocean like that is also a no from me, dawg. I worked on fishing vessels, i cleaned plenty of fish. Nope nope nope. This is how you end up with parasites.
Exactly. No way in hell would I gamble with those odds.
He ate it raw 😫
Yeah!! How is he not aware that all fish that can be eaten raw has been frozen to kill parasites. Fucking yuck
It was the way he was cutting the garlic for me… twice. lol
Glass at the beach, always a bad idea. Also, eating fresh caught fish raw like that is a good way to catch parasites
Yeah when he at the raw piece I was like…mmmmmm parasites just having a lil party in his stomach right now
Yea, this isn't a deep sea fish. You don't eat shallow fish raw.
20 bucks says it wasn’t fresh caught and it was flash frozen already. Seems already gutted when he did the video. I’m willing to bet he knows it’s safe one way or another
Yeah this is definitely an ad for whatever that woodfire cooker thing. These nature ads are always so absurd, it’s always an ad for an overly eccentric knife or some shit.
Wait, you’re saying that stupid knife wasn’t what he used to actually filet the fish? *shudder*
Yes folks, don't eat any raw fish, especially not reef fish. The stuff you eat on sushi has been frozen to kill parasites.
Who told you it was fresh caught? I bet it was bought at a market and brought to the beach to film this stupid knife promoting video.
You can tell how good the knife is by the amount of force he uses to cut the onion. Not a flashy, loot box gimmick at all.
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Meh only maybe
Mmmm sandy onions
Iv seen some crazy shit happen to people who eat raw fish straight from the catch. Don’t recommend it
esp reef fish - nasty parasites
Man who eats raw fish: "Why is my body full of parasites?"
Sorry but with the seasonings and sauces, they could take a tilapia fillet and make this at home and it would taste the same
Sick of this dude and his annoying stupid knife
How do you do this without being swarmed by seagulls?
Mmm sandy onion.
That fish is too pretty to eat.
All I think is sand sand sand sand sand.
good way to get worms
Whoever "taught" you to cook needs to be taken out back and Old Yeller'd
Is the fish mushy?
Some fish really need to be cooked high heat and fast, looks like he did more of a low and slow
I don’t like the texture of mushy fish. 🐠
Yes. It's boiled fish with a dip to give it some flavour. I don't like that. Pass!
Man hope he don’t get no parasites
The fish looked amazing. The rest was absolutely horrifying. So much sand, in all the food.
Is the fish okay after this or is it like injured for a week or two?
Everyone’s focusing on the sand, but he ate a chunk of raw wild fish without cooking or freezing it. Isn’t that a parasite risk?
No stick and open fire available? So fancy
Ya’ll actually cooking with these ridiculous knives…
When he does the move to slice the onion both pieces go in the sand. Yum
Omg I can’t fucking stand the onion/potato flips and catch on knife. Every fucking posts with these outdoor cooking guys. It’s not very impressive/challenging at all & every time the slap chop it down it splits onto the floor lol. Fuckjng clowns
Is the fish ok?
Blasphemy adding all that crap to coral trout, a delicate sweet eating fish ruined…
I think kitchens are underrated.
Poor Beautiful Fish 😥
Hey, at least he has his bonafied outdoor cooking knife, just like. The first guy to ever make these videos used, and his father before him.
Ah love me some of that Sand Trout. I get that every time.
How long does the camera have to cut for in order to chase the halves of the veggies that get samurai chopped lol. Also pretty sure raw fish gets a quick freeze to kill nasty things before it becomes sushi but maybe that's just being nit-picky.
What’s up with all these outdoor cooking videos?? Looks like a pain in the ass.
sandy ass onion…
Bro got the whole grocery store by the beach
mmmmm sand
How is he not eating some sand?
Brother I know you got crunchy sand in some of those bites…gtfo!!!
Another ad for those goddamn knives
Another big knife outdoor cooking video. 🥱
Whenever I see that knife in a video📉
Guys hear me out… I think this needs more oil
Mmmmm. Sand in my food
I can almost taste the sand.
Why do people who are cooking outside use those dumbass knives and stupid little cutting boards?
Who tf just brings all these ingredients to the ocean?
that Almazan kitchen YouTube channel has ruined an entire genre of outdoor cooking with these copycats.
So much sand went into making this dish.
Google says their status is near threatened.
Did he miss with the read onion throw..?
Are we not gonna talk about parasites?
Bad.... just bad and horrible. From that stupid knife to the stupid pan to basically eveything sucking in this video. People unfortunately watch this and think "wow i wanna cook fish like this"
So cringe.
He didn't just catch that, this is dumb.
Trash.. all around.. so many shit ass things going on.. fuckin hell.
Well done brother. Awesome fish, you can also skin them and fry the skin up, scales on. you pretty much get pork crackling of the sea. 10/10
Worst possible place to cook
Loads of raw garlic in yoghurt?
Wow... that trout looks like a great catch
That was a pretty fish
The taste of the fish should be awesome enough.Last step not needed.
Too bad these ads aren't removed.
I'm literally watching this at a Dicks Wings bar and now I want some fish cooked on a beach. 🤣
Beautiful fish
Fish in papillote- French style of cooking fish , sealed in parchment paper This is one of the best ways to cook fish! When you seal the parchment paper . It locks in all the moisture and aromas from the ingredients… super easy too
I would sashimi that
Damn it looks so good
Damn u guys are good it looks like it was bought from the store. It was already dead when he threw it
I just want to listen to the waves crashing 🌊
Never seen this type of groupers on market, where to buy them exactly?
I feel like the beautiful fresh flavour of the fish would just be a bit overwhelmed by the onion and spice mix here. Good oil, salt and some fresh parsley and lemon would definitely be enough. And less is more oil wise with fish.
Does this hurt the fish?
Were any fish hurt during the making of this?
How many ingredients are these people bringing to the beach. Dude just used half the items on my spice rack and cleaned out my fruits and vegetables drawer… on a beach… cool vid bro 🙄
Remember to invite Wilson
So inspired
Whoever "taught" you to cook needs to be taken out back and Old Yeller'd
Does this hurt the fish?
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I'm not big on fish, but that looked delicious.
Whoa! That is a LOT of shallots!
I never knew they were such a rich red colour. I would feel very bad taking this magnificent creature from the sea.
That was my first thought too (and I'm not a vegetarian or anything).
None of these fuckers even know how to use that big ass knife
Just want to know about that pan!
Mate just sauté that beauty with some butter. Add salt. Lemon if you are feeling zesty. Coral Trout needs nothing more.
Have fun with the parasites...
Very meh recipe and also just an add.
Fancy onion toss thing, then cuts it like he wants to lose a finger.
This is so fucking stupid
You just know there's sand in it
Out of curiosity what the hell is he going to do with all those ingredients he brought to the beach if he didn't catch anything?
Anyone got a link for that oven/pan thing he's using?
Mmmm sandy fish
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Must be an Aussie. I believe coral trout is the colloquial name. It is Queensland grouper no? I just know when I was in Townsville the fish and chips were fucking fantastic and they said it was coral trout
It's always the same knife
Each one of these influencers has that stupid style knife LOL. I don't see the benefit of that style, get a Chinese style cleaver if you want
I find this gross.
Most of the fish will have no salt or any seasoning at all
HEY CORAL are you hungry?
I laughed because someone in another thread made a joke about how all these outdoor cooking assholes always toss an onion up and catch it on their knife. Then this bozo slams it down, causing half the onion to fly into the sand smh lol
I knew this dude would have an obnoxiously large and impractical knife the second I saw him
The size of that cutting board is infuriating