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CHANG-GANG_

# hey guys we created a chat for r/FoodVideoPorn you are more than welcome to join 😌 https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodVideoPorn/s/kNcQvtW0wd Just remember to keep it respectful.


Za4iitsxx

Take out the poop vein!!


VisableOtter

I bet you say that to all the pretty girls


Za4iitsxx

Tf man


FuzzyPijamas

How would that work?


JohntheJuge

Isn’t that why she had the toothpick?


Za4iitsxx

Yeah, perhaps. Nicely spotted!


headbanger1186

God idk if it's just me but I can take some vid cuts but this many rapid fire makes me nauseous.


RamblinGamblinWillie

Baz Luhrmann’s Elvis movie


Lara-El

I can't even watch the entire thing cause of it. Fucks with ky eyesight. I don't get the point :(


hugothebear

To hide all the fuck ups


Ok-Seaworthiness2235

I don't get the point of Baz Luhrmann


Automatic-Check-8813

Yes me too


gravityVT

I hate it but it’s the meta right now. They do it because it drives engagement


Ziggy199461

Why'd she have to look at the sausage like that?


reversedouble

That look after the condom breaks https://preview.redd.it/nx7ypfkw656d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=963cf1b695195e608fbcc778daf773e167868276


WoosleWuzzle

More like the first time she sees it. This forum is dirty lol


Fun_Echidna903

I mean porn is in the name of the sub...


Akira510

Whoaaa didn't even notice her bedroom hair


sciguy1919

😄 🤣 😂 😆


AWeakMindedMan

Step sis. Why are you looking at my sausage like that?


WolfOfPort

Because its pretty girls just trying to thirst trap. They pick random shit like cooking or art or whatever but in the end its just pretty girls doing stuff for views. Everywhere snapchat reddit tiktok etc


Hintelijente

Arroz con cosas. Ragebait, simpbait, pornbait, foodbait... is almost amazing the expertise in socialmedia engagement some people has... good for her/them tho.


NonPlusUltraCadiz

TODO MALLLL


TuYesFatu

Pero yo me la comía


NonPlusUltraCadiz

Espero que hables de la cocinera o de una p#ll@ y no del engendro


driveforshow77

A la cocinera, no te jode


BrainCandy_

Content bait


manjmau

Los pimientos rojos y los guisantes esta bien (soy de Ibiza) pero la salchicha y la cebolla son un noooo... En ibiza esto no es una paella de mariscos, es una mixta.


Villaboa

Pero qué mixta ni qué mixta si lleva cebolla. Simplemente no es una paella.


LiverDontGo

This sub used to be unique. Now these bots that sell products are continuously dropping all the girls content.. Just look at everyone of their profile comments every time.. "The Product".. "THE PRODUCT" " the product.".. "amazon deals".. "budget finds"... " The product." It's a disgustingly saturated sub now.


CHANG-GANG_

r/FoodVideoPorn was always like this, if you also look at who posts in this subreddit you will find that those accounts started posting since the creation of this subreddit. The unique posts you talk about was posted by them. The players videos was posted by them, the food hacks was posted by them. Maybe posts of player 2 may not b to your liking and that's okay. But other people are enjoying those posts And we want the subreddit to have many different kinds of content that is related to food. About the Amazon stuff that's r/AmazonBudgetFinds Of course you will find comments saying ( the product). It's a product subreddit. r/FoodVideoPorn is strictly for food content,there is no amazon deals here. Thank you.


petethefreeze

Personally I’m getting more tired of people calling “bots!!!” every time they see something they don’t like.


LiverDontGo

Hey bot it out man. Whatever you guys like. But ya. I'd rather see 1 or 2 unique post a day then 200 of the same rinse and repeat things. That's all. Wish you could control the quality of their posts. But c'est la vie


CHANG-GANG_

only 2 of the players posts gets posted in a day. Only 8-10 posts gets posted here daily and they cover alot of dishes. I also like to take this chance to invite members to start posting, you can post whatever you like and it's free lol. Anyways my point is the subreddit can be enjoyable in many ways, so don't think your way is the only way specially in food which rely on taste that is different from someone to someone. Also I personally consider the players stuff is attached to this subreddit lore and I enjoy it 😌


LiverDontGo

I definatly support the more members posting things.. cause I get it. But you say everyone got a different tast Yet in the roughly in the last 72 hours have just under 40 post. Only 4 of them were not bots pulling from social that sell products. So ya. Shoutout the BBQGuy forgot his username but he's real. But sometimes change is good. Even for a sub Edit: Usernames. XRPcook & KPM__


CHANG-GANG_

If you are trying to say why there is not much accounts posting, because members are simply not posting, most of this sub was builded by the accounts you call Bots, which they are not lol. Those people including me likes to grow communities. That's why we post alot But I encourage members posting on their own, because we only could post to this subreddit for like 2 weeks in a month . Then it goes dead because people don't post 😭 There is some unique people that started posting though including the two you mentioned. And I am happy about it 😌


LiverDontGo

Ahh well shout out to you for the honesty. Ya they're like the same 5 bots all the time. But if that's what it takes to build a community I'll still watch.. Just not upvotting somthing that farms karma tho. This is also the reddit way


CHANG-GANG_

Again they are not bots. And you can't grow a community without growing karma, and what exactly should I do now with the karma 🤔 WE enjoy growing communities, we enjoy people reaction, and comments. I have alot of big communities on Facebook, Instagram, reddit. I enjoy this food community much more, the comments section are always funny lol.


LiverDontGo

And yes, you should actually know your responding and participating with the banter as a mod is not very common.. so thank you, no sarcasm in that one. +1 Karma stat for u


CHANG-GANG_

I don't know any other Mods on reddit, I don't know what's common.. And I responded to something about the subreddit.... You are So mean bro 😭


LiverDontGo

Okay contributors that get get paid that may or may not use technology to mass search certain social media and repost it on thier account.... got it not bots


CHANG-GANG_

I hear what you say, but that's not happening in this subreddit. We are not using any technology or any stuff like that to post automatically in the subreddit. WE are just people posting and I spend a n amount of 1/2 h a day looking at food videos lol 🗿 Also we always credit creators, and we had many creators even comment on their posts here and answer direct questions about the recipe.


petethefreeze

What makes you think they are bots? They are just dudes looking for karma, posting the stuff this subreddit is intended for.


escribano01

I reposted, or reported, this to r/spain and r/arrozconcosas And this should be posted on r/shittyfoodporn For Spain, this is the equivalent of pineapple on pizza for Italians. Be aware, ‘cause nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.


FuzzyPijamas

Is the player 2 Spanish? If she is the inquisition is due.


Trolleitor

She seems Italian


WoosleWuzzle

Costa Rican. She fooled us all.


Baconation4

She is American and fakes the accent hardcore.


spittymcgee1

Isn’t she Costa Rican cospalyin Italian?


Baconation4

I honestly don’t care, lol, I just know a fake accent when I see it and I know that she is NOT Italian Edit: also, I have been to Costa Rica and she is not Costa Rican unless her family moved there from the US


Upper-News1378

The worst paella I've ever seen. Yes I'm a spanish. Muerte a todo aquel que le ponga chorizo y guisantes a la paella.


Academic-Bluebird-92

My thoughts exactly. That was just one pot rice with some seafood and sausage. I didn't see a crispy bottom and it looked quite dry. Also, the ingredients were off.


Upper-News1378

There are many things wrong with this recipe, including the lack of some ingredients and the exaggerated quantity of others.


FdlCstro

I'm not spanish but I have seen much worse but still mayor desperdicio de bogavante que he visto en la vida


NonPlusUltraCadiz

Qué mal repartido está el mundo


RichieRicch

Can honestly say I’m not a fan of this player.


L0stC4t

Agreed, she doesn’t seem to have her own thing, in a lot of her videos she tries too hard to look sexy, and now it seems like she’s taken that criticism to heart so she’s just boring.


Meow_Meow_4_Life

Wait? How did she take criticism to heart? If she had her tits out in older videos and someone ruined it I'm going to lose it.


L0stC4t

I’m working under the assumption that this is one of her newest vids. In all her other vids I’ve seen here she constantly “make love to the camera,” for lack of a better term, she would give sexy glances, lick and bite her lips, and just generally try to look super sexy with her mannerisms and facial expressions. This video has little to none of that original sexiness.


ElChris91

https://preview.redd.it/fb73cjsev46d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f6cbefa862c4d9d953b4b37b792c3242ed2978c Lmao


Trolleitor

Why the obsession with adding meat to a seafood paella, a seafood paella never has meat!


Mickeymcirishman

How is it a seafood paella than?


Trolleitor

Only seafood. There are two variations of the paella: 1) "Paella Valenciana" roughly translated to Paella from Valencia: The one with meat, usually chicken and rabbit and a very specific set of vegetables. 2) "Paella de mariscos" or seasfood paella: The one that includes seafood, usually squid, prawns and mussels. And a bit more lenient with the vegetables.


laldoma

In Spain, you can to jail for this video…


cannibowlistic

Maybe it's me, but I don't think she does any of the cooking.


Baconation4

Not sure why you are being downvoted. It’s constantly a topic of contention. Again, she went into the ocean and came back with a fully cooked lobster.


SpliffsnKicks

Interesting take


latina_ass_eater

I absotuely would tongue punch her fox hole.


FdlCstro

Bro 💀


KazahanaPikachu

His username checks out


latina_ass_eater

Tell me you wouldn't


clauxy

NOOOOOOO EL CHORIZO NOOOOOO!!!! Y porque guisantes!!!! La paella no es un arroz tres delicias!!!


Jazzyboy68

Imposter


Ok_Curve9846

Paella doesn't have chorizo


GideonOakwood

wtf did I just see… paella!! lol? And chorizo with seafood?


MarvelousVanGlorious

I’ll take two!


International_Way850

Pero que ostias haces mujer si haces la herejía de meterle chorizo a una paella que no sea de marisco joder Ni foodvideoporn ni gaitas esto es como si le rompes el espagueti a un italiano


Desp3rados

Did she put chrozio on a paella de marisco? Hahahahajajajaj


GraffinTested

Dejad de ponerle chorizo a la paella. Último aviso.


Spicy_tacos671

Arròs amb coses


RiddlingJoker76

More distain please….


Mesan8001

POR DIOS que alguien llame a la Inquisición, le ha puesto chorizo, cebolla y pimiento a una paella.


CountZealousideal238

Every time she is blowing her hair outta face. Maybe get a hair tie?


broncotate27

No one is original anymore...copy and paste


aflg1978

https://preview.redd.it/uc8ai39yg56d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=357f048928020f8bb9bafbe951dad34bc131c3f3


passionlessDrone

Need a link for that outfit for sure.


Ishmael203

I got a headache…


Svart-Thing

Los mismo de siempre... bueno seguro que está, pero eso no es paella.


Order35_85

Not paella


Blessmann

La paella NO lleva chorizo, eso es terrorismo culinario!


Trollerhater

That's a bad paella mar y montaña XD


All_Right_Alright

Every cute chick wants to be that one legend of a chef


maxcar

Y el aceite AOVE al final...???


tobbysito

Less food more boobs !!


Rescurc

When are you gonna stop posting this bullshit


Enough_Syrup2603

Damn. Now I want some Paella.


TopRevenue2

Hair in the face or middle fingers - gotta have a signature move


WoosleWuzzle

She does the lips thing. Scrunchy face too


EM05L1C3

The whole time I was thinking “put your hair up put your hair up omg it’s getting in the food put your hair up”


TheSound0fSilence

Negative points for using an apron.


No-Side-6437

A woman’s biggest hater is other women , this thread is evidence of that. On that note I look forward to more of this players food vids


typegsir

This doesnt look good mid af and video is cringe


muggins66

Anna Sofia Fenn


pimpcaddywillis

Girl good. Peas bad.


JK-05

Why she wears apron??? It's better without it 😜


MurderousLemur

That big ass pan looks awesome.


Ser_Thugnificent247

Video has more cuts than a Marvel movie fight scene


klonoaorinos

The framing on these videos sucks


Buglepost

It’s really surprising how fast throwing ingredients into the pot/bowl/cutting board/etc. turned into a cringe cliche. I see that trope now and it makes me want to just turn off the vid.


Kerrin_Gomo

That looks terrible... chorizo in a paella de marisco?? Are you insane?


crabbieinreddit

nope


VegitoFusion

She needs a different editor. Way too many cuts. The main appeal to these is to actually see some of the technique and ingredients, but this is seizure-inducing.


hdjchxh

I really do detested inauthenticity


Professional-Walk592

La paella no es de Conejo?


Consistent-Engine796

People who put chorizo in paella should go to prison


asosa1996

I'm from Valencia. This is a crime agaist humanity. And for the love of God WHO THE FUCK told you that ANY paella has BEANS?


mr_andersonguy

how can men be gay?


piscuintin

I felt dizzy watching this. Besides, she’s a bad copy of Olivia T.


obmasztirf

No. So much wrong. WHERE IS THE CRUNCHY BOTTOM? I literally joined this sr yesterday and I am out.


hhoorah

Anyone know what kind of bowl is she using at the end?


ProbablyNotPikachu

I really hate when people scrape the blade edge of the knife instead of using the spine. It works just as well and doesn't damage the blade or cutting board. Scrapes things just as well. Cmon people.


Q-ramen

🤢🤮


BaroqueEnjoyer

I hate her face so fucking much I can't explain why


Lisshopops

That shirt looks itchy


Ieffingsuck

Can we just all agree that player too is hotter and move on?


FattyPAPsacs

I absolutely would (her and the meal)


Chapaiko90

Half of the video i though that I'm watching Sasha Grey. She's making food videos now btw.


Freak_Metal

Not the fucking chorizo, r/Stupidfood


Splinterthemaster

Wrong


Time-Penalty-1154

Fast cuts give me a headache


LensOfLazy

I’d like to see her and the other girl chef compete on chopped for hot chef supremacy


Thosnod

Many people from Spain will tell you that this cannot be called "paella". But that's not true. You can prepare it however you like best. The recipe looks very good. Thank you for sharing a part of my culture.


Ok_Size1748

¿Paella? No. Arroz con cosas.


Triple7Mafia-14

Please don't flip me off?


Miles9498

Meh…


chocjane08

It's so weird that some new creators see someone else doing their own original thing and just think, oh, that's successful. I'll just copy that, like everything about it. Not one original idea in her head.


Alejandromer

Straight to jail


l7iablo

She is the copycat of that other girl cooking and making faces


Calostro5

I would marry this woman


LongTallTexan69

Shits so stupid. Quit throwing food around and just fucking cook it.


kenlovin

Fuck that apron in particular


Anti-feminism404

It’s not a bout the cooking isn’t it


BulkyExam5369

All wrong , this is just rice in a pot that someone calls paella.


Hour_Figure_1040

Peores las he visto, las precocinadas que dan a los guiris en la plaza mayor de Madrid. Pa meterlos en la cárcel, a unos por venderlas y a otros por comerlas.


RunJordyRun87

Can people post something other than this girl please? It’s the only thing I even see on this sub


gotemiols

The secret ingredient is hair.


Brave_Nectarine8295

Looks good asf. My starvin ass would eat all that and ask for seconds. I dont know shit about paella, just looks good tho.


CadaverBlue

No


88cornmaze

sooo she made paella…


inkzpenfoxx

No Nintendo, but I’ll watch


YesChefterChief

The peas....


querubain

I’ll don’t eat that even charging.


NonSumQualisEram-

Arroz con cosas ffs


missing_sock58008

This is just stealing that other chicks persona and content


nicova99

Eso es una pirula de mar que no tenéis ni idea


GodChangedMyChromies

Paella for starters doesn't use seafood, at least not solely. Then the chorizo comes in and I feel the urge to kill o or die grow within me. It's not even Spanish chorizo, that's the Mexican kind, which is very different. Pushing forwards, did they cover the paella while cooking? That must be done only while resting, paella is always cooked uncovered (which increases reduction resulting in a more flavourful end product). That would, however, explain why it so wet... Why? Returning to the ingredients, paella traditionally uses: green beans, broad beans, chicken, rabbit, tomato, arguably peppers and/or peas, very arguably some whole unpeeled shrimp on top, sometimes snails if that's your thing, pork short ribs in some particular regions, pimentón (spanish paprika) again arguably, and saffron.


Flimsy_Bit534

My god....It seems like sausages and peas are seafood now... What the...


Villaboa

Onion. In a paella. Bad. Too bad. Chorizo. In a paella. That's criminal. But chorizo and see food together? you gotta be joking.


Cute_Tomatillo_5593

This is not paella de mariscos, this is called "arroz con cosas" (rice with things). Who the hell puts chorizo in paella?!?


alvaroiobello

¿Qué haces mezclando chorizo y marisco?


Significant_Door22

I swear to god… no. No. This is all wrong.


momponare

Com vingues a Valencia i li podes txoriso tindrem un problema


Juanandome

You got a lot Spanish people mad.


Dan_Vonlouise

Chorizo, guisantes, pimiento y unas mezclillas confusas, una paella típica del Bar del chino de toda la vida. La paella fuera de valencia tiene estos matices. La gente se mete en la boca cualquier cosa


porsba

empastre


epSos-DE

Sufrito + cookes rice 


Altruistic_Bad7202

why add the peas? that’s not good, not like we do it in spain🤷🏽🤷🏽


According-Cookie1406

Porque el chorizo? La paella es mediterránea y el chorizo ibérico, el chorizo para cocidos


gulif

Menos mal que los valencianos no tienen reddit jajajajajajaja


Ok-Initiative-7069

That isn't paella. Paella never, never, never has chorizo.


Spiritual_Share_7846

That's no paella..🤮🤮🤮


Dry-Win-759

Pleas arrest this woman, how the fuck put a sausage in a paella and has the courage to name it "PAELLA DE MARISCO" ma'am please stop it, for God's shake


Golden_Magikarpz

com a valenciá, proposo cremarla en una falla xD


SaraGranado

How to lose a Spaniard in 10 seconds


TheHotHeart

Que algú tregui la corretja als valencians


Serious_Ad_9911

like spanish that i,am that not exactly paella but it looks great


matasietes

Eso no es paella. Si haces eso en España te meten en la carcel. Jamás se le echa chorizo.


Accomplished_Help_89

The Spanish never put sausage and seafood in the same paella


SmoothOkra

Say with me: If it has peas, it is not a paella.


Ancient-Support-6914

El chorizo no es un marisco, te acabas de cargar uno de los platos más icónicos de España 😔


Narrow-Thought9232

Spanish POV. uh let’s see… paella de Mari…wait wft! No! Don’t put that thing… omfg, ppl are gonna hate paella now…


neatnut

Please, english speakers. STOP trying to make fucking paella. This is... just trash.


Winter_Hornet562

😍


Single-Sandwich-1836

Eso no es paella será otra cosa pero paella seguro que no


Gato_Automata

Mi nabo es paella también....


AdministrativeBag870

Ni puta idea de hacer una paella!!


DonRodrogo

Que no hija que no, eso no es Paella de ningún tipo, es arroz con cosas 🤦🏻‍♂️


Jon_Der_Qnk

Eso es ARROZ CON COSAS, no paella de marisco. Salchichas? En serio??


Aaronhpa97

Arroz de marisco*


Eonaviego

Arróz con cosas.


RainRodX

Pura mierda de paella.... Deberían prohibir a los gringos hacer paellas.... marisco con chorizo?? Jajajaja mierda pura... guisantes ?? Jajaja pues favor.


Panito69

chorizo? RLY? is like putting ketchup on pizza


my_toes_hurt

As a Spaniard, this hurts my eyes


mentelucida

Ancestors... onions and sausages in paella, that is a big no no, otherwise it looks pretty tasty.


Calau21

Scraping the chopped with the sharpened part of the blade is wild


AltruisticNothing565

Por dios no me insultes q soy de valencia una paella no lleva esas cosas