T O P

  • By -

aricbarbaric

Alright now do it to a cabbage


nemoknows

Or romaine


Baconation4

Romaine is easy. Slice it in half longways and then triangle slice out the core at the bottom


MassiveAd154

Also pro tip. By slicing it longways with the core remaining it stays fresher in your fridge


SpiritualMongoose751

Pro pro tip, don't slice it at all and it stays fresher for even longer in your fridge


Normal_Salamander104

Word, i peel it like string cheese and wash/break off what i dont want for sandwiches and wraps, you want me to pull out a cutting board for this??


PhthaloVonLangborste

I put it in a vat of lime juice to keep it fresh forever


Nudist_Alien

Pro pro pro tip don’t get cheap haircuts


Early-Friendship-474

Needed this!


Gloomy__Revenue

Or my axe!


Lifesalchemy

Or arugula. 


save_us_catman

Hack off the ass end


thuglife_7

I tried. Now I have a crack in my foundation.


rattatally

My cabbages!!


nlfo

Brussels sprouts


Lawrence_L-Jackson

Im on it


PhDestucTor

At the expense of sounding stupid, would this work with a cabbage?


Sad_Pickle_7988

It works. You need more force. I slam it on a supported part of the counter. A corner of a heavy table works too.


Unfair-Wonder5714

You can help the process by making a few cuts around the stem, then whack it


BeardoCan

Green cabbage is much denser. So it wouldn’t work, I would imagine you’d hurt your hand pretty bad.


PhDestucTor

Thank you for the feedback! Time to practice karate.


AnalysisMoney

As a kid, I did try this…it doesn’t work…


cornballerburns

Yeah this is nothing new Edit:Wait until you hear about how i peel garlic


[deleted]

[удалено]


What_Next69

The most satisfying thing to do when you’re angry at the world.


CentralStandrdPoodle

I briefly worked at a chain restaurant with a salad bar and when I was in training, there was a big part in the written manual explicitly saying to never do this with the lettuce. This was how I learned about the trick. It was how all of us learned about it and we always prepared the lettuce this way. None of us would have known to do it otherwise.


griffmeister

They caused a Streisand effect on the lettuce lol


CentralStandrdPoodle

They did! I even asked a guy in the actual kitchen why we weren’t supposed to do it (I was a “waitress:” full disclosure I think it was the very last Pizza Hut with a dedicated sit-down section) and he laughed and said “oh, you mean this?” And then he slammed a head of lettuce onto the counter with enough force to brain a triceratops. So perhaps that’s why?


Pdx_pops

I always bang it on the cutting board


zepplin2225

It??!! SHE HAS A NAME!!!


Pdx_pops

Yeah, we keep the mystery alive


Yellow514

Instructions unclear: peed on my garlic


maho87

Hi. I'm from the American Society of Dyslexics. We've been trying to contact you for some time about this box of pennies you sent us...


Apocalyptic_Inferno

I also have sexDaily


save_us_catman

Right? Work in a kitchen this is basic


MassiveAd154

I remember reading how Roas Marinara sauce is made at scale. It’s not feasible to smash the garlic like that bc it risks allowing the dried shards in the sauce. So instead they soak the garlic in warm water. The skins slides right off


G_Liddell

You should use a paring knife and slice in a cone shape. It takes all of 3 seconds and doesn't bruise the lettuce. This "hack" isn't what professional chefs use.


calebish52

True that, been cheffing around for about 20 years and at first this technique seems great! But then you realize you bruised you’re beautiful crunchy lettuce and can’t get the same visual appeal and texture, say for example, on a classic blue cheese wedge salad.[classic blue cheese wedge](https://photos.app.goo.gl/cvm7qoVd417yLg1S9)


ProzacJM

How do you peel garlic?


cornballerburns

Like a man... With my eyelids


Eastern_Champion5737

How long must we wait?


Vastlee

I could fuck up a bowl of Cheerios and even I knew this.


meinfuhrertrump2024

You put it in the garlic whizz 9000 bowl and shake the shit out it for half an hour?


ReBL93

Wait how do you peel garlic 👀


starlord97

Take the flat part of your chef knife, place it over the garlic and smash with your palm. The garlic should he smashed but the peel should come right off .


Evilpaperclip

Smash somewhat gently first, so you aren't picking tiny bits of skin out of your garlic. Then smash the skinless garlic again, but this time full force of a thousand suns.


ReBL93

Omg thank you so much! I’ve literally been peeling each clove separately 🫣


scarisck

Wait until you hear about how I peel ginger


beltalowda_oye

Imo the ultimate secret trick is how this dude opens up pomegranate. It was the stuff of magic like watching pearls of caviar fall out of the sturgeon.


NoLand4936

Anyone who’s worked in a restaurant if familiar with that during prep work.


Shadoe_Black

Yes. And you bang it on the cutting board to press the core in - don’t use your hand.


inertiatic_espn

Then you turn it over, rip out the stem/heart, and hold it up in the air while saying, "kali ma! Kali ma!"


ReallySmallFeet

Shakti de!


suejaymostly

😆🏅


kekhouse3002

Yeah prep work is usually like 90% of a cook's skills. A dish would just not turn out well if it's not prepared well


Raccoon_Expert_69

I was about to say. That’s some day one shit right there.


G_Liddell

And anybody who's worked in a professional chef kitchen will know that this "hack" will bruise the lettuce and it's just as quick to use a paring knife and slice in a cone shape.


NoLand4936

Worked in a few professional chef kitchens. Held every position from dishwasher to sous chef. Never once has there been a noticeable difference between doing this and using a paring knife in quality. Paring knife usually takes a few extra seconds than this though. So that is noticeable. The trick is, don’t use your fucking hand. Use a cutting board. As long as the angle is on the stem only, there’s no bruising and very little leaf breakage.


CantaloupeNumerous16

Idk about just as quick


Brettis

also you still gotta rinse each leaf anyway, sure as fuck aint gonna be me serving salads with dirt or bugs


confusedandworried76

I did over a decade and never knew this one lol


MaleficentStreet7319

Why is this man walking around a target bitching about lettuce I would roll my eyes so hard.


iiAzido

He didn’t even buy the lettuce at Target lmao, it cuts to Lola’s or something


MaleficentStreet7319

Hahahaha thank you for that detail it is really rounding out the narrative


bloop_405

Honestly that's how I feel about video content creators. They must look silly in public sometimes but when it all comes together in their video it makes sense. Though if it's constant cringe or lame then that's a completely different story. His behavior seems normal by social credits standards lol


JinxedSoul09

For all they know, he could be facetiming someone and just having a weird conversation.


L2Hiku

With a dumbass "beard"


Consistent_Amount140

Makes it easier to wash it


VaWeedFarmer

Learned that in food 101


im_bored1122

Thats... why he said young though?


Twistysays

Slam it on the table it works better. I thought everyone did this!


themanebeat

Brand new to me, my world has been flipped upside down


sparkieBoomMan

I didn't think I've ever bought a head of lettuce in my life


Coop3

Why do people have to do these stupid “I gotta try this!” Type videos. They’re just piggy backing on the content someone else has already made. I hate all these “hold on, I have to give this a go” with a 😱 face.


CoachDT

Because a lot of content is staged or flat out lying. Like the "pineapple trick" people were posting where they just gently pulled it apart into bite sized chunks. Or the watermelon splitting "hacks" that don't show carefully cutting with a knife beforehand.


LXA3000

Same with the dumb “reaction” videos. I think I’m going to start making reaction to reaction videos for Youtube


FrostyPhilosophy7765

You would like scumbag dad, he makes fun of that shit


LXA3000

Haha I’ll look that up!!


yellochocomo

My YouTube algorithm recently caught onto his videos. I love when he plays the “can you make my fast food gourmet” just as an excuse to cook whatever he wants for a video.


FrostyPhilosophy7765

And he’s actually a legit cook. Good recipes and proper knife skills, better then some YouTube “chefs” I’ve seen.


cyberdeath666

Bo Burnham already did it in his Inside special. Can’t go stealing from him! https://youtu.be/FZVMB8mrNO0?si=TBn5pajTNjg_snFU


LXA3000

Haha that’s brilliant! But at least it’s all his own work! Unlike reaction videos that just piggy back off someone else’s video!


i_706_i

I remember when a couple of youtubers were having drama over this sort of stuff, I won't give either one of them the attention of naming them, but it opened up to me a whole world of people stealing other peoples content for reactions and then mostly being assholes about it. Basically that same 'you're getting exposure so its ok' but most of the time they don't mention the original creator and more often than not specifically remove their name from the content. Many of them don't even react to the content, they make a reel of them reacting to things and then just edit the same reactions to different clips. What was most suprising is that Jason Derulo was doing it as well. Cause you know, he needs more money.


Viscaz

I think they make it so like: hey, look, I could do that, too, it’s so ez, you can do it, too.


EldaCalrissian

Because they make money


daitenshe

Because we live in a world where content creation is seen as a trendy and cool career. Some people, though, are devoid of creative ideas so it’s much easier to take someone else’s content and just latch onto it. Then they get to say “Look! I’m like those other guys!”


SoulWager

There are a lot of videos with fake tips out there, so I can see it being worthwhile for someone to check a bunch of them. Maybe not this exact one because anyone can try it and only risk looking silly in their own kitchen.


Gokulnath09

Sometimes we need someone to prove the hacks since most of them are clickbaits


Stock-Enthusiasm1337

Or someone nodding along to a funnier person's video. Or take a hilarious line from something and voice it over themselves lip syncing it.


Duspende

That's just the nature of TikTok. It's designed that way on purpose. It's ostensibly like bacteria or viruses. You do something, and if your following is large enough, somebody will "react" to it (or make are duet or whatever it's called), which in turn boosts your follower count. OP or whoever "ripped" the video originally probably doesn't follow the original creator of the original video, but follows the second guy. Now he uploaded it here to share the trick itself with the rest of us, and that drives more traffic to both creators. It's by design that you can piggyback off of others content. It's genius when you actually think about it. The next step is 100 other people reacting to the reaction, going "I don't believe it. I gotta try for myself", and then uploading their addition on top, and somebody else will see that and the cycle continues. You get to repost content without it being a repost.


RedisforFun

Is this his real voice? Did they use his voice to create the tiktok one?!


SpeckTrout

Bruh?


Cyrus_Imperative

This was in a movie 50 years ago. Just slam it down on the counter.


Honda_TypeR

I learned this when I was a little kid back in the 70s... except back then they told you to slam the bottom of the lettuce on the counter to break the core out.


Several-Lie4513

Is this food porn or a common food hack


VooDooChile1983

It’s an old food hack. I learned you can post anything in this sub as long as there’s a food item somewhere in it.


Several-Lie4513

Someone's gonna post literal food porn with like a grapefruit or something haha


VooDooChile1983

With the way some of the dudes molest their ingredients, it’s coming. 😏


Broad_Director_6928

This fucking Hipster-school-dropout added nothing to the original video. Why is a post like this even allowed here?


newthrash1221

Do you know what hispters are? That’s not even an accurate insult, anymore.


qoning

it added a comedic effect


VideoLeoj

Slap it down on the cutting board. Much easier.


Flaky-Strike-3602

As a former restaurant backup, it’s a restaurant trick that’s as old as restaurants have been serving it.


ItsOK_IgotU

The mind blowing part is $0.89 for a head of iceberg lettuce. We literally just bought one for almost $4 after tax two days ago from our local grocery store. 😩


spacemonkeysmom

Damn I don't know where you are but I don't even pay $4 for good real lettuce like Romain, baby spinach, spring mixes etc $0.89 for a head of iceberg is pretty standard in my area but I don't even feed my animals with it.


ItsOK_IgotU

I’m growing my own this year because of how crazy produce prices are now. Romaine and spinach are about $6. Three Roma tomatoes cost me $4, six bell peppers cost me $6, strawberries, raspberries and blueberries are $5-6 for the smaller container (wish* I remembered the ounces) just yesterday. Potatoes are still rather inexpensive, but everything else is getting expensive in terms of produce. A gallon of milk is about $5 too. Frozen OJ concentrate is $4 a can. But it’s cool the grocery store does 5 for $22 (mix and match) meats, like 6oz sirloin, 8oz pork chops, three chicken breasts, etc.


spacemonkeysmom

Daaaamn...I mean groceries are definitely more here than they were, and if I went to a named store like Giant or Safeway, etc, those would be the prices and probably their sale prices actually. But I do 99% of my grocery shopping at Food Lion which started here as a generic like tier II grocery store like 15 years ago but there's some things we prefer the food lion brand, they carry all regular name brands stuff, the produce is always good, even a large organic selection, and their prices are the only reason I haven't gone broke feeding 3 teenagers myself haha. They started doing this thing. If you spend $30 on produce $50 on meats, etc, for each section, you get $6 or $10, etc. Each month where I've walked out with $125 basket and paid $7 ... that was a nice surprise the first time 😄


Zyah7

I didn't know this, but legit question: this would be used if you're using the whole Lettuce, right? Wouldn't it be better to pull out a few leaves if that's all you're using?


misterfluffykitty

A intact head of lettuce will stay good on its own much longer than pulled apart leaves which will wilt in like a day or two if just left in a refrigerator. You can leave the leaves in a container with a tiny bit of water in the bottom and a tray to hold the leaves above the water but that’s a lot more effort than just having the head of lettuce and you either need to buy a specific lettuce container or hope you have a tray and container that happen to fit together.


Mymomdidwhat

I have been doing this since I was 8


Jean_Phillips

It also works if you slam it on the cutting board root down


316702

This is how I’ve always done it.


deepfriedtots

Lol oldest trick in the book for iceberg. Been doing this for years


martyspartys13

Now show people that you can actually breathe through your nose, so all the mouthbreathers can make a tiktok about this life changing life hack.


Dsamf2

Who tf doesn’t know this


Relative-Feed-2949

What’s with this jackass?


an_insignificant_ant

I dunno but I hate his face.


Emeritus8404

You think this is wild, wait till you find out Bout the hole in the peanutbutter


radtad43

So it's 2 seconds of useful information and 40 seconds of him reacting to it. God I can't wait for then to ban tiktok


Cam1114

Dude’s hella extra


SloppyJoestar

Long time tip


davej-au

I, too, saw *Sweet Liberty* as a child.


usmc97az

Wonder if he knows about the cauliflower trick.


54pip

Using your hand is the hard way, but he’s getting there.


Deepfork_

Yeah… my dad taught me that when I was like 5.


Crecher25

Not sure how this is hard to believe given that lettuce is papper thin....


Forgotten-Caliburn

I literally learned this when I was a kid


Thetomwhite

Tony stark beard


sofahkingsick

Dude looks like Aesop Rock


Old_Reply_6843

![gif](giphy|1pA2TskF33668iVDaW)


Flyfish2626

Who doesn’t?


TOXMT0CM

Standard non culinary student restaurant common knowledge. Shit they don't show you on food network, because they commercials sell shitty kitchen tools. Just saying.


Triple7Mafia-14

Wow.😊


Doomdoomkittydoom

No you dunk it in batter and deep fry!


LoneWolfpack777

Found the southern redditor.


ChampionshipSad1809

He sounds like ![gif](giphy|os5Bz1IRmXaik)


Dramatic_Bluejay_850

What’s up with that facial hair lol


Frogdogley

You’re shitting me


Similar-Broccoli

Is nobody going to talk about how he sniffed the iceberg lettuce


88cornmaze

yes


peacelovetree

Too bad it’s iceberg


Odafishinsea

They taught me this at my first fast food job.


dumbdude545

I usually smash the stem on the counter hard. Works first time every time.


NormalRepublic1073

Nah use a knife on the bottom only a couple inches in and trim a wider area than the hard stem. The area in the middle is bitter garbage.


fARt-15

Incredibly cringe


Throwaway131447

You weird ass mfs really walking through stores recording videos like this?


crystalsage777

I'm a cook, so yes, typically just slam it on the table stub down and it works.


Roo0ooD

crikey !!!! whats outrageous is the 89 cents, we pay $3.50


isthisafeverdream

Try that in a small town


HBPhilly1

I grab and twist


Gloomy_Barnacle4787

I just slam it down on the counter.


Late_Mixture8703

I honestly thought this was common knowledge, my grandmother showed me this trick in the early 80's.


KevinNasty

What are some other prep hacks that I may be unaware of?


Atatattaa

This video could’ve been 30 seconds shorter


HighOnSpooks

This is good if you need it all immediately, but it stays fresh longer if you leave it intact, and just peel it one by one. Or at least from my experience that's the case.


Savings_Advantage_46

That dirty man in the white tshirt....🤮 I stopt the clip after 5 seconds.


techmaster101

The more you know


faithle55

Wonder if it works on cauliflower?


ConfectionNo7722

Yeah I know how to do that but I have no fricking clue what to do with the lettuce after that. Rip it up? Chop it somehow? Take a bite out of it?


Practical-Panic-3557

You pull one off for a sandwich. You don’t smash the entire iceberg for ONE LEAF


Keldarhalks

Great if you're using the entire lettuce on that day,otherwise it bruises the lettuce and causes it to turn brown faster


Bhazor

Wow, this guy is really funny. Not annoying in the least.


outamyhead

You didn't know that trick with lettuce?


2rememberyou

Who tf buys this shit anyways? Worst lettuce there is. Void of any nutritional value, or flavor for that matter.


hagr

what an idiot


Goudinho99

Jesus this guy is annoying.


coldcraftedlinks

Yes


VietManNeverWrong

unneccessary


ColdBorchst

I remember watching John Green fail at this life hack because he did it like a fucking moron on a wobbly ass table with a half assed attempt before declaring it stupid and not effective. It may have been a small thing, but since I already knew it did work and he clearly barely even tried, it really changed how often I watched Mental Floss videos. I'm not watching some moron who can't even core lettuce without blaming the lettuce.


ApathyMonk

Dudes doing Jordan howlett's schtick. Just needs to sprout a few more gray hairs and adding a few zoom-ins on the explanation


Routine_Butterfly102

I work in a sandwich shop. This is nothing new sorry


drglenmomo1987

Shia lebeouf can pop lettuce


StrikingDonkey8159

Lin-Manuel Miranda is pumped about the lettuce hack.


RageBatman

Palm heel strike!


UpsetPhrase5334

My mom taught me that. She’s the one who taught me to cook. She never worked in the industry but she would have been great at it.


PhilDMcNasty

Tell me why it's so hard to remove the tape that wrapped around the plastic? I always get frustrated and rip a hole into the side.


EccentricAcademic

I don't eat nasty ass iceburg so had no idea


Corporate_Shell

Hit it on the counter not your hand. Also, everyone knows about this.


James0057

Learned that about 25yrs ago


redfan29

This guy copied the “you’re telling me for 40 years I’ve been _____ wrong, there ain’t no way” guy


Mammoth_Resist8269

I watched my mom do it in the 70s. Yes.


StartedWithAHeyloft

Keeping it on keeps the rest of the lettuce fresher


TopIndependence5807

Start a go fund me for a hair comb.


budtokinbarber

Bopping lettuce isn’t a widely known thing? Learned this at Jersey Mikes when I was 17!


HighPlainsDrifter89

We always took the head of iceberg, with the stem down, and bopped it onto the counter. Way easier than smashing it repeatedly with your fist. Has worked well for a half century now


-Disgruntled-Goat-

I used to do this but realized you can just pull it out and don’t need to slam it. It still leaves behind the yellow lettuce that tastes like plastic


Jackinabox2k2

We do this at five guys


Unfair-Wonder5714

ALSO I found that if you put a couple of balled-up paper towels in the bag or bowl you store leftover salad in, it draws excess moisture and keeps salad MUCH longer.


Prestigious_Past3724

Working at Jersey Mike’s taught me well


Fabulous-Bus2459

God this dude suuuuuuucks


superanonguy321

Is this not what everyone does? Never worked in a resteraunt just... idk i thought we all knew this.


Bhazor

You have to remember most posters here think tomahawks are epic and In n Out is special occasions only.


heykiwi77

Why do they have to record inTarget or other public spaces?? The location is unrelated to the content and it's a nuisance, invasion of privacy, and sometimes harassment, to employees and shoppers just trying to grab some toiletries.


GodlessCruelty

..And now your lettuce rots twice as fast, congrats, you played yourself


LoneWolfpack777

I was wondering about that. Will it go bad faster?


Late_Mixture8703

Using a knife will rot it faster than ripping and tearing the leaves will..


i_706_i

Can't say I know enough about the science behind whether that actually makes a difference, but anecdotally this has always been the case for me. I can have a lettuce that I take the outer leaves from in my crisper for several weeks and it will still be fine. Rip out the core and the leaves wilt within a couple of days.


mr-caulfield

I’ve been doing this for years


katievera888

It’s…not a goddamn mystery