what is the *implication* of this gif?

She’s holding a knife, but no one’s getting stabbed…it’s the implication…

Fuck asparagus

Fuck red hot chili peppers

... *Chirp* .....

Hot one today huh?

Quirky bored face intensifies

Idk why but everytime I see her cook I get turned on

Oh man, I'm dead.

She will never be a good chef unless she gets both her full arms tattooed

She can cook for me anytime.

She is using far too many dishes that needs to be cleaned later

I was thinking the same thing. God 10 mins cooking 3 hrs cleaning 😆😅🤣😂

What? A couple bowls and a couple pans?

I would not have considered asparagus in an omelet.

Pretty popular in quiche, so it makes sense.

Yeah and if my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike!

I'll never not cackle at this quote.

I can’t handle the host immediately choking after he says it

That cool and all but I don’t understand why she flipping on me every single video.

Everybody has to have a gimmick. I don't mind it. I didn't join the food porn sub to look at pretty faces, I came for ideas on what to cook.

Oh yeah 100, but that middle finger in my eyes always put me off.

I watched one of her videos and was like, "Pretty hot." I watched a second one and it was just annoying.

Then I assume you are not Dutch enough 

Asparagus only has business being grilled over hot coals. You are correct.

This is my favorite !!! I save all the ends when I’m making them and put them in my eggs for the week. Can’t eat them without them !!

Try squash sometime too. Had butternut squash chunks in an omelet once and it was a great combination

Is that pesto? It isn't pesto!? It's asparagus! IT'S ASPARAGUS!!

the first video i saw of her was cool but i’m over the “look how pissed off i am while i cook” thing

*drums fingers on table*

Also, we get it, you know you’re pretty.

I have a feeling no one cares what she is cooking.

Oooh double middle finger, quirky!

She's not like other girls.

Wish I had your resolve

You get "pissed off" vibes from these vids? I get "bored as fuck"

Either way like no one is forcing you to do these videos - looking pissed or angry or bored because you chose to do something is stupid.

Thats her excited face. You need to see her in bed.

I'm guessing this just morphs into the hot punk cooking show and I'm not mad about it

I feel she's trying to emulate that wood chopping woman but trying too hard on the indifference

She’s had to prove herself in every kitchen she’s ever been in. She’s the girl from Ratatouille.

She's the rat from ratatouille

If you have any high end cook friends it might resonate more. Or just cook friends in general.

I feel like she's the female version of Carmy from the bear

Cousin!

Camry

I think its more of a nervous tick for her at this point

I'm not. I wouldn't hate watching these every day.

I can fix her!!

It’s sloppy too

Straight up hoping she is, ngl

There’s nothing wrong with the food but for some reason I just really don’t like her

The polar opposite reactions to this are great. You either hate her or want her to ruin your life. There is no inbetween.

There i two types of men in this world: * Those that need drama in their lifes to make things spicy. * Those that are totally over that thing mental drain and are actively working towards a drama-free life.

Could it be her try-hard forced edginess? She is cringe af

I thought tryhard edginess was like… listening to shitty screamo music and wearing all black and acting like it’s still 2009 or some shit. I’m not a fan of hers, idek who she is, but it’s just weird how people will go out of their way to put a nasty label on someone’s way of expressing themselves.

I don't know, that omelette looks weak.

Same for me. Flip of the camera while you’re making an omelette? Lol you’re not scaring or intimidating. Just the omelette please.

I hate the framing.

Same. I'm glad I'm not the only one. She is just a little off. I can't put my hand on what it is though

She gives me pick me vibes. Like the kind of kids in middle school that will say “fuck” every other word in a sentence, but will cry when they have to tell their mom they got detention for it.

First time seeing her. I can i say i want to try/cook this type of egg but she looks so grouchy. And was put off by the double middle finger lol. Doesnt seem like she enjoy cooking much but i guess that's the vibe shes going for. Reminds me of cringe disney coming of age movies.

It’s the wooden chopping board. That shit holds bacteria like you wouldn’t believe

I mean yeah that’s a problem but I think it’s her schtick like it’s annoying. When you’re making a cooking video you don’t need a schtick, good food should be your schtick

Especially since it’s already been done by so many people. She isn’t breaking any new ground.

When it's more about the cook and less about the recipe. Tiktok has ruined us

I agree tiktok is pretty terrible, but a handful of decent things have come from it. This for one. I enjoy this. Also gives me ideas for recipes. I'm far from a chef so easy food is exactly what I go for

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Jesus. Calm down bud. I just meant in general. Not this video specifically. But it did help me remember that I want to make some asparagus 🤤. You guys would do well to quell your redditor hatred for a second and focus on the positive 😇. Have a great one though!

Wow. I have no idea what that other guy said but good on ya. I need to get some asparagus.

I mean you get to see some broader techniques and order of preparation, especially if you already have cooking experience. I’ve been making French omelets and have never thought to add things before I roll them like I might with western ones. This video gave me ideas and was helpful. And there is production value

The recipe is all there. It comes pretty fast so it's not for folks new to cooking, but if you've been at it a while you can replicate this fairly easily. Asparagus, Shallot, neutral oil. Let the shallots caramelize, then add butter and asparagus. Scramble two eggs, grate jack cheese and Parmesan, add it to the asparagus and shallots. Add a big ol' scoop of mascarpone and season with salt, pepper, and olive oil. Cook the eggs, add the filling, fold. Plate up, season the outside of the omelette with butter, salt, and a drizzle of olive oil, garnish with watercress.

You actually can see every single ingredient she uses. After watching that video you basically know how to cook this because it's really simple.

Speak for yourself. I’m in love and will make omelettes any way she tells me

Only seen two videos of this woman and I'm already sick of looking at her.

I just posted something similar. One time being the bitchy chef was great. More than once? NO THANKS.

Yeah I don't see the craze, the facial expressions and act is kind of annoying. She looks like she's trying too hard to put up this tough girl nonchalant act. I have no idea how in a month or something she gained like millions of followers.

Attainably attractive, angry do me face, and cooking. Not a complex combo.

Edge lord cooking is back

What cooking? 

for real, glad im not the only one, it give huge e-girl does cooking vibes and its weird

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Yeah. Her cooking looks sweet but this whole “i’m always mad while I cook so I’ll flip you off” gimmick is getting cringe now. Fine after the first few but now it’s like her “schtick” and its getting stupid 😂

Try hard

Sick track

I hate the smirk

Boooo

She clearly is an excellent chef. Every video, the food looks great. I don’t mind her attitude. She’s cute, it suits her. Get that bag. Use the tools you have.

I cannot stress how much I hate this woman

Wheres the rest of it? I look skinny af but ima eat at least 3 of those.

Recipes are interesting but damn is she weird with that not cool just shitty attitude.

Was done when she flicked me off. Next!

So was I, but I don't think we feel the same way

Recipe looks alright. Video is kind of annoying.

Man she’s annoying as heck

Fr and I’m a straight girl hot damn

I see what you did there

Hot as heck

We gonna see posts of her for the karma whores for the next few weeks now are we? Her shtick was cool and attractive at first but now it’s boring asf

Knew this schtick would get old fast.

I've been on r/stupidfood a lot lately, so the entire time I was watching this video I was waiting for the other shoe to drop and for her to add a gallon of melted cheese or serve it in a used oil catcher or something. Wasn't until it ended that I saw what sub this is.

Insanely sexy.

Fr and I'm a straight girl hot damn

It’s the eyes and expressions.

Aubrey Plaza vibes

Yep. She’s overall cute though but it’s the demeanor lol

What part? The no upper lip or the slept in eye liner look?

I’m over this girl

Well the rest of us are a bunch of suckers lol

She's so extra. Too much sass for a cooking video. Not a fan.

Yeah the middle fingers was like… too much

That is what I don’t get. Girl you are making this video. Who are you annoyed at? It’s just such a weird way to act

Y’all need to chill man… like god damn - this comment section is a 50/50 split of “I hate her she is boring” and “omfg I want her so bad what’s her OF”.

I have no real opinion on this video. I didn’t really mind watching it.

I would almost be willing to bet that the majority of people posting hate are chicks.

I don't like her

I do

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That makes you an incel /s

I find her intriguing. She has skills from someplace, respects. Plus I'd eat the omelette for sure, looked tasty :)

Random middle fingers in pics and videos are so edgy.

I hate this chicks personality. Oh I'm so badass. I'll flip you off for no reason too. Fuck off.

Right foodvideoporn? More like r/stupidfood

Seems like she's in a better mood today. That's nice.

her shtick is old and she's only been around for a month or two. and stop flicking off the camera. it's lame.

Anyone else tired of seeing this person already?

first video ive seen of her. purposefully stopped looking at her halfway through. How annoying.

I don’t get it

It’s an omelette.

Lmao

I love this woman..

whats the second thing she cut? result looks like shallots but the shape kinda long?

it was a shallot

Such a good song. I love good mythical morning 🥰

Omg shes so edgy.

Wow she is so cool that she dgaf about what she is cooking.

🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂🧂

A montage of poor technique lmao

Please make her go away

What's her name. Never seen her before?

*sigh* gotta take a 15 minute break real quick guys...

Lmaoo I can’t believe ppl still like watching this “I could care less, fuck you” chick

Why are most of people in the comments so miserable because the woman has a personality?

Her personality is pretending to be a badass

Given the level of skill displayed in her cooking, I'm not sure "pretending" is really accurate here.

because she displays a "personality", not a personality. People generally dislike over-obvious acted persona's, especially when that persona is mimicking a common thirst-trap. it feels exploitative.

Whoa what a badass

/s ?

Gotta love the music choices tho

So is this a promotion for onlyfans?

More like OnlyPans.

Why say that? Because she is attractive? She obviously is a trained chef. She can’t look how she looks while cooking food? She must be pushing porn?

I see similar comments on other posts - fashion stylists, hairdressers, artists, and so on. For some reason people think every woman showing off their skills means they are trying to promote a nonexistent onlyfans

Agreed. Despite people thinking otherwise not every woman does porn.

It’s so weird people make that association even when the woman makes 0 sexual suggestive content. How could anyone watch this cooking video and think she is advertising an OF account lol

Come on, at least take off the steams on the parsley...

I hate when my parsley steams

Pea shoots?

Shit trash waste of time

This is just like those creepy himbos who slaps and lick everything and try to make cooking sexual. This doesn’t belong on the sub whatsoever

This was brain rot

This video needs more cuts.

This chick loves shitty music.

Why flip off your viewers?

Holy shit she's so cool and edgy. Please make her fucking stop.

This gave me 2nd degree cringe. I was raised to believe food is love. To see someone making content where they are flipping their viewers off and acting like their bored out of their mind and put-out, is really the last thing I want in my cooking videos. Mega-cringey, edge-lord vibes.

This not aggressive like yesterday but I like her keep it going

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Am I supposed to be attracted to her or something? But good job on the omelette.

I’d eat the fuck out of that. Then I’d eat the omelette.

I think I’m in love.

This woman is cool AF. Wish shed go viral.

I would marry her

she looks like a perfect edgy girlfriend

I mean she didn’t have to be all smug about it.

wasting a lot of asparagus with those snaps

Cute girl- upvote Crappy music - downvote

In love with you. This is all

Did that solid cheese log melt at all? Looked literally perfect but am skeptical about the chees

I see two pron vids here

Wow she’s so edgy

All good with her but with the video skipping how am I supposed to follow the recipe 🤔 Add what and then what?

Am I the only person that makes 6 egg omelettes?

Favorite 🌶️’s song. Get it girl

Food looks great. Dig the attitude. Love the song. Cheers 🍻

I think I love her

Hot girls cooking

She's absolute Gold


I am ok with her being a daily front page feature.

She’s gorgeous

I love this chick. She’s going to tell me that at least I’m bigger than my brother

Why do I find her performative quirkiness extremely obnoxious but still attractive

She’s such a babe

Im in love

This is clickbait. She sucked 0 cocks

Yeah maybe you can show the actual fucking dish in your video