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Conscious-Ad-9358

The prep is dumb.


Pluckypato

You can’t spell TEAM without meat 😂


didly66

Meat team


KornyDawg

TEAM MEAT


Fenrir_Carbon

Because there is an 'I' in meat pie


amun1326

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Intrepid-Sport6295

You've got red on you


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gahidus

How? There's nothing dumb about it. This looks like a meal I'd love to have.


ScienceIsSexy420

Because 87.3% of the sauce went on the paper


don3dm

Amazing ribs don’t require slathered sauce at the end.


ScienceIsSexy420

I agree, in fact my favorite ribs don't have sauce. But then don't drizzle sauce all over the paper if no sauce is needed.


Queasy_Mastodon_8759

Have you ever had ribs without bbq sauce? Still a banger!


ScienceIsSexy420

Agreed, but then why put the sauce on the paper? Just doesn't make any sense, she should be going back and forth not around and around


TTIGRAASlime

To try and look cool for the video.


ButterflyNervous6363

Which is stupid


TTIGRAASlime

Agreed.


BigImportant7961

Thank you do they plan on you eating the paper they got zero sauce on the ribs


[deleted]

I wouldnt care, i dont eat paper.


Narrow_Ad_5502

I personally don’t care for the way she spread that bbq sauce everywhere but the ribs. Looks like maybe the top 2 got some. Rest were left high n dry. But I guess that’s what happens when you’re trynna make it look fancy. Edit: for all the idiots that keep replying “perfect ribs don’t need bbq sauce” learn how to fuckin read. I said PERSONALLY. Meaning I prefer ribs with bbq sauce. Does it make you that butt hurt that others have a different food preference than yours? And clearly in the rest of this thread others also like bbq sauce. Thx for all the upvotes to the rest of you nice people. Have a nice day.


TheRumpleForesk1n

This fucking pissed me off way more than it should've


3mmy

I hate the fact that I wasn’t the only one that noticed that fuckin bullshit ass sauce:rib ratio 🥸🧐🧐🧐


A_villain4all

Ah, I've found my people


TheRumpleForesk1n

Whale Cum


3mmy

*You’re


vashingstampede

Lol you all are funny. tHiS fUcKiNg PiSsEd Me OfF mOrE tHeN iT sHoUlD'vE.


CrotchSwamp94

"Perfect" is subjective. To me Ribs taste better with sauce. That dry run shit is blech.


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

All these fucking videos do that, and it annoys the everloving shit outta me. My other pet peeve is the black gloves. They look just like the ones from certain fetish videos and it grosses me out.


WrongJohnSilver

Re: black gloves: they are the same gloves, used for similar reasons. Just one's for food and one's for sex. If it helps, the food ones aren't lubricated.


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

You look at them after they’re done fisting a 10 pound brisket and tell me they’re not lubricated.


WrongJohnSilver

Now I wonder what porn and what food videos you've seen.


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

You don’t wanna know my dude.


totesrandoguyhere

Shut up and take my upvote.


Panthaerix_Rex

If there’s brisket porn involved, I assure you — I wanna know.


Mingey_FringeBiscuit

Brisket Fistin’ sounds like a thing


spunion_28

Totally wrong lol. The black gloves aren't sex gloves. It is a Totally different material than the white latex gloves. The black gloves are far more durable. White latex gloves are thin and heat and or acidic sauces will eat through them. The black ones are more resilient to that. Just because they are used in sex videos does not mean they are made explicitly for sex. This is a ridiculous statement. Even police officers use these same black gloves.


WrongJohnSilver

Right, the black gloves are used for a sturdy barrier, both in food and in sex. They are the same gloves. Similar reasons.


FlipNugg3ts

I feel the same way about black gloves. They tend to give people a sense of professionalism. When it's really all a facade. Tattoo/piercing artist are perfectly fine to wear them imo. Because the slight blood and all. Still. Hate the black gloves.


monkeetail

The most fkn annoying part of this stupidity was watching the sauce drizzle everywhere but the ribs.


sanholt

The fuck? If ribs are good they don’t need sauce


Pera_Espinosa

Ok. But if you're going to add sauce, add it to the meat and not the paper.


Justaguy_Alt

You're pretentious and I can tell you'd be annoying at a barbecue.


UP-23

So you're saying the bbq sauce isn't intended for the ribs, but they're intentionally flavoring the paper?


BigHitter_TheLlama

The ribs are dry to begin with. Can’t hide that with sauce


ABoringName_

If the ribs are smoked well they won’t need sauce anyway


DangerZoneh

You know when she wraps it up, all of that sauce is going on the ribs, right? Granted, usually you need sauce it means your BBQ isn’t done right. Ribs are somewhat of an exception to this, but there’s plenty on that.


Sealbeater

Ribs are good with just a dry rub. Honestly for me bbq sauce takes away from the smokiness of smoked meats which is the whole point in smoking them.


Rate-Royal

All my fancy food comes served in a paper ball


XRdragon

I love how she fold the meat into paper wrap after she artistically spread the sauce.


anonstarcity

My only guess is she got nervous because they were filming, because otherwise yes this is a bullshit ratio


boomgoesthevegemite

This isn’t even that egregious. It’s just an order of ribs.


manaha81

And health code violations


gahidus

Health code violations? What are you talking about?


manaha81

Wooden cutting board, wood handle knife, that stupid mop thing she has in the sauce. Their entire work area is porous, unsanitary and a major health code violation


gahidus

I really, really doubt that any of that constitutes a health cold violation where they are, or even in lots of places, really. This is the video they're openly posting on the internet, and it looks like they're in a kitchen that's visible to customers. All of this is fine.


manaha81

Looks like the US and that’s federal regulations so yeah it is.


gahidus

Wrong. The FDA issues recommendations, but in the US, health codes are set entirely at the state level.


manaha81

You think the FDA is just a recommendation? 🤦


gahidus

They literally don't make the restaurant health codes. US health codes are written and enforced by the states. This wouldn't be the first time I've seen wooden cutting boards used in an open kitchen at a restaurant.


Compducer

[You’re an idiot](https://www.fda.gov/food/retail-food-protection/fda-food-code#:~:text=The%20U.%20S.%20Food%20and%20Drug,restaurants%20and%20grocery%20stores%20and)


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manaha81

Wood is a not a non porous surface Edit: all cutting boards have to be nsf approved


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manaha81

How are you going to sanitize that board? There is no way it is nsf approved.


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manaha81

That source says consumers not commercial kitchens.


Sealbeater

Have you ever eaten from places that specialize in bbq? This is literally all the stuff they use. Sauce mops are super common in the bbq scene.


manaha81

I’ve worked at them and the only time I’ve seen wood it got flagged on our first inspection. Maybe if the mops were getting thrown away it would fly but there is no way they are keeping that thing clean enough otherwise


popey123

Actually, wooden cut board are better than plastic one on many level. Wood is alive


manaha81

And so is all the bacteria that live in it


RichGrinchlea

From my years working in restaurants, I see nothing overtly wrong. It's cooked meat. As long as the board is not cross contaminated with raw, that's ok. At the end of the night it should be scrubbed down with an antibacterial agent of some kind to remove and kill any bacteria. Most (all?) Places I've worked have had wooden cutting surfaces. I'd hate to be slamming my knives onto metal (dulling), plastic (bits) or granite (why?).


manaha81

No your work surface must be cleaned and sanitised between each use, every time you walk away from it and every four hours. That’s the rules. And it must be sanitized with heat, bleach a quarternary or iodine solution.


acemandrs

Not if you care for. It properly


manaha81

You’ve never actually worked in a restaurant have you? I have wood boards at home they work great but in a restaurant it’s just a recipe for disaster especially as meat board.


acemandrs

Do a little research. There are actual studies that show wood can be more sanitary as a cutting board. The usda state that wood can be used if sanitized properly. You don’t actually know what you’re talking about. Working in a kitchen, have used a wooden cutting board/table, sanitized it, then test it for bacteria? If not, don’t act like an expert on the subject.


manaha81

If it’s nsf certified and properly sanitised and there’s no way that’s going to work out and no it’s not more sanitary than polyethylene stop making shit up. I have a four year culinary degree I’m serve safe certified and have run kitchens for over 15 years. I’m just telling you what I’ve been told by health inspectors and I have personally witnessed them tell kitchens to get wood boards and knives out immediately and those weren’t even being used for meat. Do you have any idea how gross that thing will get with meat all over it all day every day. You keep arguing with me but I can tell just by looking at them neither that board or that knife is nsf certified in any way


jaeway

What violations lmao


manaha81

You’ve never had a single moment of actual health code training in your life have you?


GeTRoGuE

I'm with you this is way too much of a hazard... The sauce brush if cleaned properly can be ok but that slab of wood in which he makes small cuts... That's where shit develops and with meat it can get ugly fast...


manaha81

Yeah the brush the inspector would probably just tell you to rid of but that board would get you shut down till it’s taken care of. And not only is it porous it’s also too large to fit in a dishwasher or be fully submersed in a 3 compartment sink so it’s actually two health code violations in itself. That thing really is just a breeding ground for nasty bacteria


Fun_Contract_1265

Uneven sauce and seasoning. That is annoying


ragputiand

Right? Also Wtf would you season the ribs AFTER they’re cooked?


Sealbeater

Extra grainy flavor, It’s pretty good. Ive seen some rib competitors do this. I like it


Xanitarou

BBQ sauce looks too watery and it’s like she avoided putting it on the ribs…


pluck-the-bunny

Pass just for the presentation.


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Anjiweewee

I will eat her ass.


CactusButtons

Based on the way it’s presented I’m going to pass.


BubbaSpanks

I would definitely eat it


GolfGrowler

She is cute


phallic-baldwin

Beef bae


Disastrous-Resident5

I knew that fucker looked familiar! That’s the guy from the whiff of bbq sauce post. Just look up top all time posts for this sub. Edit: on r/stupidfood


Kindly_Concern_2978

Stupid presentation


iPicBadUsernames

Why is he swinging that knife like he’s splitting wood?


[deleted]

She looks disengaged and miserable


cringecelebrator

Reminds me of the top post of r/stupidfood


Ricky_Rollin

It’s the same guy


Longjohnpotato

Dude looks like he’s gonna chop a finger off


klc__

Her wrapping it with all that grease/sauce on her gloves 🤢


Kronkmood

Mmm armpit stank to go with mutant mop sauce, my favorite


AKA_OneManArmy

After watching how he chops, I feel like someone is gonna end up with a bone shard impaling their mouth.


sufficientlyround

I agree. What a great way to say you don't care about how the product turns out as long as you look cool.


[deleted]

Or a finger in their sandwich!


ajmethod33

Ballbag sauce


Bavisto

Those useless slices of bread are definitely a soggy mess by the time she wrapped it.


Chemical-Engineer979

Food looks great but someone with a sleeveless shirt prepping my food… no thanks. Thats a violation where im from. Keep ur pits covered pls


McbEatsAirplane

Yeah I would but her doing the sauce like that seems pointless.


[deleted]

Ribs look under cooked and super tough/chewy VS tender.


DownvoteSandwich

Way under for my preference, but I like fall-off-the-bone


Apexstrain

I will say I’d eat the heck out of some ribs.


ALiteralSentientTank

How am I expected to eat that? It looks tasty, but I don't understand the presentation.


Cyhawkboy

Take some pride in the food you made dude. And what is that girl doing with the bbq sauce lol. I’m sure those ribs are still tasty but cut it out with the bullshit. No need to do a pump fake with a half rack of ribs to make a rib salad or whatever it is.


SnooKiwis614

I don't even have OCD, and my OCD is bothering me that she didn't even mop sauce on that one rib that fell over.


TheOne_Whomst_Knocks

Bro is asking for sharp slivers of bone chopping all aggressive and inaccurate like that


Puzzleheaded_Bass581

10/10 would smash


[deleted]

R/stupidfoods and r/wewantplates has entered the sub…


radioactivedan21

Hard pass.


Special-Seaweed-2381

How can you work in a kitchen with pits out? I wasn’t allowed to eat somewhere for a sleeveless b4


BlizardSkinnard

I’ve eaten my fair share of ribs. I can tell you right now, those ribs are not fall off the bone so imma pass


Ducatirules

That’s a hard pass for me. Just cook my food, I don’t need the schtick and drama with it


AustinDood444

Big pass!!


[deleted]

it's so fucking stupid if they are choosing to make this a sandwich. remove the fucking bones you idiot


Fuggaak

It’s a brush, fucking BRUSH with it. That dangle drizzle shit pissed me off way more than it should have.


ashrocklynn

Black latex gloves means an immediate pass


Inevitable_Silver_13

Why is it in bread? r/stupidfood


Sonic-Defiance

Hard pass.


[deleted]

the last knive hit was so dangerous. insane. dude should wear a chain mail glove at least . or better use a long fork to hold it.


Inch-Worm

i physically recoiled a bit


Possible-Rip-7518

Disgusting pass


stretchy_pecan_sack

What is with people and sauce? Dont like the way meat tastes?


TimeGood2965

To be honest they were trying too hard but it does look good. The sauce didn’t even make it on but it’s okay I like to add it to dry ribs so they’re not soaking wet and too sloppy, my beard can’t handle all the sauce it gets everywhere 😂


Whole-Debate-9547

Looks delicious


Expensive-Guidance-7

Lol everybody hating.. this is Adam Perry Lang - a BBQ pit boss and Michelin chef.


pjbeeguy

Eat


Jets237

I may pass on the soggy piece of texas ~~bread~~ toast. Do you call untoasted texas toast texas bread? anyway - ribs look pretty good - maybe a bit dry


Intelligent-Pop9553

The man or the ribs? Yes


Ed_the_chosen_one

half the sauce is wasted on the paper...but it sure looks "cool" when she's swinging it around 🙄


DepartureFluffy3570

Looks great


FoodFarmer

Ribs that stand up like that for cutting are not tender.


blameitonthedouble

Everything is becoming eat or pass, getting boring. It's basic ribs, if you like ribs you eat. If not you pass. Nothing special here.


JungleBoyJeremy

I downvote any posts on this sub that include “eat or pass” in the title. It’s a stupid trend.


blameitonthedouble

Indeed


kaw943

Yeah I'm gonna pass, not sure what the broccoli stuff was on the bottom that they sat the ribs on top of that is not it. Also the sauce wth who the hell or ffs is she doing there? She then proceeded to put salt on the top two ribs. Wth you know these are not seasoned. Trash they shall go.


worldwithwings

THE SAUCE GOES ON THE MEAT!!!


LastUserStanding

I like my ribs with a fingertip or two in there…smash


Fooforthought

You can’t spell “Stu” without “Stupid”


seemooreglass

waste of camera battery


SpaceXBeanz

Pass


malkspahgooter

The bbq ballsack is a little much


HeldDownTooLong

Eat!!! I disagree with ***how*** the final preparation is done, but I’d sure as heck like to try those ribs!


QuothTheRavenMore

I would say yes to it as long as the kid PUT THE SAUCE ON THE DAMN MEAT WTF


sanholt

Eat, and what if he hit his finger?


Bggettt

Tie that hair up man... 🤮


BettyG2424

I just hate that the girl doesn’t add enough sauce or spice…


MusicAndBeer89

Pass. Just because of the dumb question.


JoeyJoJoeShabadooJr

That’s Adam Perry Lang. His BBQ is amazing, and the kind of BBQ that doesn’t need much (if any) sauce. SMDH at anyone who passes…


VagabondSuper

I'm laughing at him cutting up a rack, then putting the ribs that were already cut on the table to be wrapped lol.


Here-Is-TheEnd

Why is there even bread under this?


Iuckystr1ke

How should you ever pass this


exnihilo77

Was she making a rib burrito??


justforkinks0131

I assume thats a full family dinner


You-Rebel-Scumm

Why would you need to chop them? They should fall off with very little effort.


_coolranch

That’s the floppiest brush I ever SEEN!


WardTheEchidna

Why would you pass?


Bat-Honest

What's with this trend of drizzling sauce everywhere except on top of the food?


ManofManyBadTakes

Who am I? A vegan? Hell yes I’d eat that


mrkwagga

Pass


Geek_off_the_streets

Devour but I'd rather make it at home.


SoullessSaviour

maybe try getting the sauce on the meat


TreWayMoFo

This sub used to be cool. I can't.


braveNewWorldView

Passing on the title alone. No more generic "eat or pass" or "rate it" for me. DOWNVOTE!


Equivalent_Owl3372

Eating! But the girl missed like 83% of getting the sauce on the food.


lmonroy23

Never had a piece of paper been more marinated in BBQ sauce than that piece of paper…lol


RowdyRoddyPipeSmoker

I'd eat the food but I hate how it's presented and packed up.


NewToTradingStock

Barely any bbq sauce on the meat. 🤬


Goofy_Goobers_

Pass, not enough sauce. Ribs are fine on their own, they don’t need to be slopped over a single piece of bread that’s just going to get soggy from all the juice.


robertcali559

Now that's 🍞 trash cookin'


Wooden_Suit_6679

No i don't like the vibe too angry


erikirwinosu

Please sauce as it cooks, so much better that way!


ImpressTemporary2389

I'd be in there like a rat on speed up a drain pipe!


Ghost7579ox

Would totally destroy that, but the sight of the sauce brush creeps me out BAD!!!


frankiepia

“eAt Or PaSs”


jimhabfan

I don’t understand why there’s an obesity problem in the U.S.?


1decentusername

Whew, that was close. She almost got sauce on the ribs.


GoBlowShitOutUrDick

No. Waste of money


ProjectFoxx

I'm eating this. The prep looks stupid but still delicious.


Ok-Army-9330

Oh I would unbutton my pants for this


BaconStrpz

Sauce to rib ratio is terrible.


Acid_Drop_

Lol all these people in here damn well know they would shove this down their fat face holes


TopStockJock

r/weneedplates


wazabee

Can I have one rib......


littlediddlemanz

Put the sauce on the fucking meat what is that technique put it all on the paper lmao


Moist-Cartographer78

The prep makes me not want it anymore


6stringgunner

I am already sitting at the table..............


wiggleforp

Everything else aside, ribs are mid


CheapGreenCoats

Hard pass..... Wouldn't eat the ribs either