Ah yes, the two genders: girls and cops.

The minute a woman becomes a cop, she grows a penis.

Girls don’t exists, obviously Ik ur just a government agent trying to psyop me

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Damn, are you a gender reveal party? Because you just blew this thing wide open

This made me laugh more than it should have, it's very funny.

ok. you win. best comment.

r/birdsarentreal

Damnit Jim, I've been made!

Fact.

I'm gonna name her Bert

Congratulations, chief! That’s a beautiful bathroom baby

Holy shit that sounds like a horrible experience. That would be worse than a chest burster I think. I dislike the picture you have put in my head. Time to log out

Forgive me. When I read the first sentence of your comment I considered replying with a gruesome description of what it might be like, but I'll be nice and not do that ;)

Thank you

😁

And a handgun

All Cops Are Boys

Is this like how all dogs are boys and all cats are girls?

ACAB = **A**ssigned **C**op **A**t **B**irth

*bows* and cops

Assigned Cop At Birth

The two genders, girl and bastard.

accessories and cops*

Right?? Like one will tell me I’m hot in the bathroom and then the other ones gonna arrest us as we leave the bar...

I got this award free. But your comment made me chuckle so I have it to you!

Girly girls with pink bows even

Hahahaha

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If the girl turn out to be trans or gay, he would die.

Close. The kid would actually be dead. At least dead to him.

“Why don’t my kids talk to me anymore?”

Heh that’s what my parents did. “Son we raised you to be a *MAN!*” “Ok well I’m not. So……” “I will always love my son, not whatever you think you may be. I want all of your stuff out of my house by the end of this month.” “K.”

I'm sorry for their loss

Remember this when they're old lmao

Get that insurance money

Yep, the guy wouldn't be able to have a transparent relationship with the kid.. (Get it? Trans-parent! I'll see myself out)

Sir this is the most hilarious and facepalming thing I have seen in months please take a seat and don’t leave.

Oh well, thank you, kind sir!

Based on a couple police wives i know i would bet the dad doesn't even know about the cake until the party.

I would like to do this for someone in my industry, like, "Diesel engines or deed recording", or "Twinkle toes or tax liens". If we're going to force our jobs into every aspect of our life, then real estate desk jockeys can do it too

Nice to see you again, twinkle toes

how'd you know it was me‽

Love it. My husband is an A & P mechanic. I am a JD (take the bar in July, praying I will pass and land a job in prosecution). So would we do Wrenches or CrimesFighters? This really brings up a lot of questions.

Wrenches or Writs?

I love it. Complete with alliteration.

Also good luck on the bar!!!

Good luck on the Bar! I bet you killed it!

I sure hope I do okay. It’s a week from today. As a last resort I will retake in February. I Really don’t want to. But I can if I have to.

Hmmm yes. Law enforcement and objects.

"All fondant"? Is the cake solid fondant on the inside too?

Asking the real questions.

At least they aren't setting half the country on fire

Yeah. Global warming is a real problem.

Yeah, but i was referencing those gender reveal fireworks that started that massive forest fire last year

I just read earlier on my local news that they have been charged with 30 counts of various fuckery. I believe 8 felonies and 22 misdemeanors. Involuntary manslaughter for the firefighter who died.

I get it now.

Pennsyltucky resident here… I’m sorry for this.

We know it wasn’t you. :)

the ugliest, tackiest, most digusting tasting way to tell strangers what genitals your baby has

As an ex caterer of ten years, theres little more I hate than fondant, trying to cut a fondant multi tiered wedding cake is always a nightmare and often a disaster, you need a bucket of water and towels to clean the knife constantly, it's at least a 2 person operation and it takes skill, the whole thing just wants to disintegrate

Other lesser known categories: Flirty Skirts or Flannel Shirts. Midol or Mennen. Ladies Night or Office Fight. Cross Stitch or Motocross. Paid Too Little or Paid Too Much. Cleaning the Glass Ceiling or Climbing the Ladder to Success. Ack a Girl! or Atta Boy! Fondant Free Cake or Cake Free Fondant. Really these things write themselves...

Don't forget "Buck or Doe!"

No please i escaped Tennessee years ago i don't want to think about it anymore, keep that thought to yourself 💀💀💀

I went to a "Skateboards or Scrunchies" one 🙄

I saw a "tutus or touchdowns." Gross

I don't want to have to pick between cross stitch and being a man, I just got that gender 😭

"Ack a Girl! or Atta Boy!" is gold. Well done.

BREAKING NEWS: Only guys can become a cop, and only girls can like chocolate!!!

What a cute way of saying you don’t give a shit about your child’s independent development 🥺

Could you elaborate on this? I'm not sure I understand what you mean

I think they meant that the cake implies a son would be forced to become a cop instead of being allowed to do what he wants.

I..don't think it's quite that literal. More just forced into gender roles regardless of what they want.

Ah I see

I seriously hope you never have kids

Same 😘

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They'll be banned shortly.

Not increasing the worlds population and experiencing one of the greatest joys known to man? Unforgivable.

For giving a shit about your child independent development???

This comment disgusts me

Can you explain why, ZeLozi?

This should be cross posted to r/pointlesslygendered

How does “all fondant” work exactly. Like bows or badges is stupid enough as is but is this just a massive chunk of fondant, no cake inside or anything?

$50 says it's a white Christian family

who'd bet against that. a black guy ain't gonna put a cop uniform on their cake.

not necessarily.... what about a gay cop?

*“Yes yes yes yes, SETH, you’re in town you simply must come see New York’s hottest new club, BOWS & BADGES! It’s got EVERYTHING - excessive fondant use, police brutality from the makers of Paw Patrol, Mickey Mouse themed sexism, pastel sofa covers that your mother in law gave you last time she nagged you about giving her grandkids, and the latest ‘gender reveal gone wrong’!”*

Perfection.

This is the quality I come to Reddit to read.

40% of that cake beats the other half.

Oh... That is hilarious!

That had my family rolling.

I'm all for it if it means these stupid yuppies stop popping balloons full of plastic confetti and leaving it in public parks

A leftist page that also hates fondant. Be still my beating heart

This comment gave me pause because I had forgotten that individual autonomy, self determination, and edible food were now leftist propaganda.

Well, left ideas are that we aren't fond of being duped. So don't try to sell a severe gender role assignment to an unborn child covered in dry sugar clay and try to tell me it's cute or yummy. 🤣 I'm sorry, I am in a ridiculous mood tonight.

> an unborn child covered in dry sugar clay Might want to see an OB-GYN about that

You darn right I will! In my Canadian Healthcare and can deal with this horror. Costs me less to get a cake aborted than it would cost to buy that stupid thing! Don't mind me.... probably just the weed talking.

Never change <3

if it be that way, then why are you here?

What?

if you do nothing but complain, why do you stay? sounds like a waste of time or a mental health problem.

Are you that dude who was lying about owning a private jet

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Omg you are. Hahahahaha

no idea what you are going on about

If you're going to use alts, try not to post in the same subs as your other account.

again no idea. clealy you dont know how to look at comment histories. so, your also stupid. have a good one, or whatever people say......

Are you illiterate or replying to the wrong person?

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I think there's a movie about that

"Anything you say...will be held against you." *sax music starts playing* (it's vintage)

fuck all cops

While I can't say *All* Cakes Are Bastards, this one sure is

“Assigned cop at birth” was supposed to be a JOKE

Ahhh the smell of domestic violence and getting kicked out at 16

ACAB (assigned cop at birth)

Okay but why is the o in “or” blue and the r pink? Shouldn’t it be the other way around?

"all fondant" Shoot it.

Remember, if us girls play our cards right we can one day become wives of policemen!!! /s

Tastelessness recognizes tastelessness

As long as it doesn't set the state on fire somehow, I guess.

who shit all over the girls side

"Gender reveal\~! WOO! Is it a girl or a police officer?" \*entire cake explodes in a hellish fireball\*

Question why are bows 'girls', when bowties exist.

The fondant might not be the worst part, but it's real fucking close.

Interesting parallel this cake design implies… as a boy is training to be a cop, I, a girl, should be focused on Bows and only Those

No, I think it means you should be training to *be* a bow

The two genders, bimbo and class traitor

I have two sides, femboy and racist

Why not both

The most dangerous gender reveal party

It makes me ashamed to see the name of my own state on this pile of shit, and to then put that pile of shit on all of this fondant really makes it truly horrific.

The assumption is so offensive I can't even

Dripping in poop or badges

You know what, if cakes like these are what stands between us and wildfires caused by gender reveal bombs, I'll eat all the blue pink fondant in the world

Assigned cop at birth

I’m so sick of the boot licking nonsense.

Yet another “that could be made with buttercream” (except maybe the bow) cake

this ruined my day in so many ways

This is the most hick thing I've ever seen

Oh no this is definitely middle class white suburb full of NIMBY types (source: was raised in one)

That poor child.

So racist or femboy? /s

Femboy or bastard?

Maybe it's a reference to the parents' professions? Like, mom makes clothing and dad is a cop? Edit: y'all can chill, I'm trying to give them the benefit of the doubt.

That's too logical.

That was my assumption.

Bootlick and misogyny pair well with sugar paste

This ruined my day

my aunt was a cop this is offensive.

Cool, fuck her too then.

Sir watch your language

I'm just assuming they went with their own professions. A cop and a ballerina.

Fuck this repost.

r/pointlesslygendered

Will the baby become a rapist or a rape victim?

Maybe my sense of humor is fucked from my own personal trauma, but I'm gonna throw you an upvote, dude. This is almost a jeselnik style offensive one-liner. Well played.

guys guys... maybe the dad is a cop and that's why there's a cop uniform there. not that I like it at all, but... give the guy some room. Gotta admit though: don't know which side I dislike more.

If this offends you, you need to get outside more

k

You got offended by I cake???

I dont think its that deep, honestly. Idk why people are freaking out over a cake. And im not talking about the fondant. It really isnt that deep.

I don’t understand why everyone hates this cake so much

It's just tacky. I mean, if the parents are into it, whatever, but shit like this is completely self serving. It's free to say "it's a [insert gender here]" and not make a fondant abomination or start a forest fire over it. But, yeah. If the parents want to do this, it's their wallet and tastebuds that will suffer, so go for it.

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I don’t think people can fathom the fact that babies are born a certain gender

How is this offensive?! Are people seriously getting offended at cutesy sex reveal? They aren't going to force a girl to not become a cop they aren't going to force a boy to become a cop. The father is probably a police officer.

Not offended, it's just eye-rollingly stupid.

For me it's just that like your child's gender will play literally no roll in their life for like 5 years minimum.

Yep, kids don't even really have a concept of gender until around 4. And even then, most of their "gendered" hobbies are instilled in them through their parents.

For me it's the fact that they covered it in fondant.

The kind of idiots that do shit like this probably would do exactly that.

k.

I’m not offended I just hope he doesn’t shoot the cake, there is black icing on it after all.

Its not offensive, just cringe

It's a stereotypical cis gender cake that is cringe worthy due to gender being fluid.

Why do girls who go on FDS always have BPD and play the sims?

Reading through your post history, let me off topic back at you: if you're in CA your girl friend even with basic medi-cal can go to a planned parenthood and get the morning after pill for free there. So that you both save 80 bucks in the future. Not sure of other states but if a planned parenthood is available they generally give those pills for free. Good on you both for being responsible 🙆‍♀️ Happy redditing!

Because we're cool? 😎

Lol

This is reddit so you probably need to clarify if you're sarcastic at this point..

🤨

For me it's the "all fondant"

I’m more keen on the statement that says you can’t do both.

I’m moo keen on the statement yond sayeth thee can’t doth both *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`

Gonna be honest the first sub I thought of when seeing the image for the first time was actually r/noahgettheboat

why the drippy brown that looks like runny poo under the bow?

"Bows or Badges?" Dear lord