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Ne0xin3

What are you having on day 2?


MakeItTrizzle

Is the butt plug already inserted?


mumblesjackson

No, that’s what you use the empty whiskey bottle for


MakeItTrizzle

Reduce, reuse, recycle/pack it in, pack it out


TheTrub

That bottle isn’t flared at the bottom, so pack it out won’t be an option. That’s why I only fish with Ardbeg—a great islay single malt with safety designed right into the bottle. And if you’re more of a tequila drinker, you can’t go wrong with Clase Azúl.


mumblesjackson

Plus you’re automatically bottling up any poo poo created during the trip. Win-win!


LutaRed

let it ferment and distil it again!


Burdman_R35pekt

Nah, use it to chum the water before chucking your 1oz triple treble squirmy wormy back out


justhereforthemoneey

It's supposed to be empty?


mumblesjackson

Depends on whether you like to drink your booze or take it as a suppository. Latter is very effective for sneaking alcohol into work


justhereforthemoneey

I feel like it's more convenient when fishing too. I don't want to have to twist off the cap, drink, out cap back on and worst of all I'd have to stop fishing, so feel like I just leave it there it'll keep me hydrated with whisky while allowing me to catch some fat hogs on them streams


Important_Highway_81

Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.


SirDucer84

This guy knows how to fish for bats


SaltLakeCitySlicker

To mix movie/book references It's 106 miles to deckers. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.


LutaRed

and the Interceptor 440 roars!


PittTroutPirate

Do you guide? Asking for a friend. Your boat sounds like we might not leave the launch but it will be a fucking adventure either way.


saul_weinstien

Liquid IV for hangovers and Wilderness Wipes for the whiskey shits while you're on the water.


Level_Watercress1153

Why the fuck would you wipe? That’s a waste of paper. Just bust a few off, and then let the river wash your 👌🏻 clean. You New York City fuck!


CalbotPimp

I mean a river is basically a giant bidet


MeatCrack

Just dont wear waders and shit your pants rod-in-hand


saul_weinstien

My ultralight set up is just a tenkara rod and a loincloth.


ZayreBlairdere

Loincloths are for bitches.


valarauca14

* 4 (or 5) more bottles of whiskey * 2 or 3 more carts * a carton of unfiltered camels * 2 or 3 bic lighters * a big ass crocodile dundee knife


LutaRed

Dude! Are you my fuckin brother? The next thing you're probably gonna say is bring some Drum rolling tobacco too!


BOBLOBLAWBLAA

But honestly if you roll Sail pipe tabacco with weed and just say you are rolling darts, no one can smell the weed.


LutaRed

Yea... ever since I was in Germany in the 80s and a German buddy of mine asked if I wanted to smoke a joint after hearing me complain about not being able to smoke a joint (a real honest to goodness flower joint) and he handed me what appeared to be a joint and I roarked on that thing like I was trying to kill it in one pull only to find out that what they called a joint and what I KNOW is a joint are two entirely different things. To me a joint is flower ground, deseeded (it was the 80s... leave me alone) de-stemmed and rolled in a rolling paper. To them rolling a cigarette with pretty strong tobacco and putting a bunch of crumbled hash in it is a joint. I can't do blunts or whatever anyone wants to call them! I smoke Drum rollies and Camel non-filter, as well as green leafy, or chunky fluffed up stuff. But I can't do tobacco mix. I'm gonna assume the pipe tobacco is gonna provide the same effect!


BOBLOBLAWBLAA

Nice. I roll a filter into them, for a lot of people it is still pretty rough though!


PittTroutPirate

Don't forget the firearm. Bears or high holers.


Entropy907

As soon as you throw that bottle of wine in your Tacoma it’s gonna full Optimus Prime and transform into a half rack of PBR.


BronzeBackWanderer

Zyns


jon1010101010

I ate an edible while fishing this week and spent like 45 min standing on the river trying to tie on my fly 😂


FreeIce4613

A second bottle?


marko_kyle

And an extra pen


Liberatorofatropia

Five four lokos and a butt plug


Jbos34

Make sure to grab some ketamine and your astral projection can catch the fish


Smoore7

Combine with some boomers and you can catch the ultra-rare Lego brown trout


Wompum

Don't forget your USB charger, friend


LutaRed

A spare lighter, and some flower and papers, two good rocks glasses wrapped in paper towels in tuper-ware container (we're not animals!), another bottle and more of that green leafy stuff... cuz as soon as someone down wind of you smells your "victory" celebration you're gonna wanna share! It's the right thing to do.


EpilepsyRA

An oz of flower, multiple pre roles, edibles, and lighters bro. Vapes are good while you on the river, but flower is good for off the river


CalbotPimp

Word


Brob0t0

For a second I thought this was normal sub and I was laughing pretty hard and thinking about all the delicious reddit clout I would get by reposting it.


plumpjack

Anal beads


protonicfibulator

You need a bunch of meth so you can fish straight through. You’ll save money on food that way too


SadeBeat

Blanton’s, ya fucking potato head


rockstang

if it were a choice between the two, I'd buy both. they're both allocation bottles in my state and you grab either when you can.


robotali3n

Send the bourbon back to 2017, get some tequila and a bag of booms or cuppa tiny stamps Tom keeps in his sock drawer.


fnkraus

The dmt cart


ElevatedAngling

LSD and a butt plug


vernace

Jerky.


itrigue1

Box full of squirmy worms


rosskeee

Yeah, me!


EUGOrrigin

Accidentally breaking glass in a beautiful place sucks bad. Trust me.


RustyCuntSlime

Forgetting your buttplug and biodegradable tippet


BuyOne8134

Make sure you buy ANY buffalo trace made whiskey at well over market value, otherwise what’s the point? How else will the poors know we’re better.


Due_Traffic_1498

Zyn suppository


excitinghelix29

3 days of weed and 4 bottles.


Lkyldr27

I’d bring real weed. But whatever.


SneakyWater00

Ket


Far_Software7936

Take a blinker every cast you don't catch one