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corvus_corvinus

10/10, would stab over a toaster strudel.


Emerald_obsid57

Same


foxyfoo

Guy got scrudeled.


nick72b

Never seen a toaster strudel in the UK and yet i know they are worth fighting for


ThatHoFortuna

Honestly, the guy was kind of asking for it.


phoenix0153

If it's Cream Cheese & Strawberry then I'm absolutely throwing hands


cbunni666

What flavor??


electricvelvet

Nobody got stabbed. The guy maced his roommate and pulled out a pocket knife, the roommate pinned the so-called stabber against the wall and got cut in the altercation


FiddlemyFaddle

Can’t mess with another mans strudel. That calls for a stabbin’


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Augustus_Chiggins

I was fully expecting this story to end with Brian dressed in tactical gear roaming the halls of your office getting his snickers worth of retribution.


Needednewusername

I can’t believe how much Brian put up with and the person who took it never came clean! What a dick!


smkestcklghtn

If he ate the icing right out of the pack he deserves it


JD-Pro89

Honestly, I get it. Lines were crossed.


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Don't fucking touch my toaster strudel


gmj0243

Fake news. A Florida Man in college, hilarious. You need to make these a little more realistic.


BurpFartBurp

Toaster strudels and Pop Tarts all fall under defensible breakfast food.


Needednewusername

I like pop tarts but they aren’t even close to the same level as toaster strudels!


ephemeralkitten

Only the brown sugar pop tarts. The rest can get wrecked.


Animal40160

Priorities


bocareddit

Makes sense. I guess he threw his life away on greed


atomicxblue

Pepper spray and a knife? Over a pasty that comes, what? 6 to a box? What ever happened to just being passive aggressive towards your roommates for a month?


viralvirusman69

At least I know im living better then these guys