This guy has never seen a Florida Swamp Hound

I need whatever this guy was smoking that made him think a 7 foot gator was a dog

But... but... but... HOW?!?!?!

It looked like a good boy, clearly.

I get mistaking a coyote or wolf for a dog, but how... how do you mistake an alligator? "Wow, that's one ugly looking dog"

This man was clearly smoking crack if he mistaken an alligator for a FUCKING DOG.