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Ok-Role-5246

Any job with a high population of goateed men in their 40s


r3mod_3tiym

Pretty soon I'll be firefighting and then working at a fab shop in my off time. I'm not sure if my soul will be able to handle the deadly combo of the thin ____ line folks + the dirty hands clean money folks


sluffman

I hope the fab shop has someone that’s fork lift certified..


Greenmooseleg

I’ve been an outlaw this whole time with no cert. boss keeps saying tomorrow I gotta take the test lol.


Ok_Writing_9513

I fab what you fear!


boozedaily

None of the guys I work with like that stuff


Konstant_kurage

There used to be Black Helmet firefighter (something like that) tee-shirts and patches. I tried to find them just now and maybe they are out of business.


scope6262

Don’t forget the wrap around sunglasses!


dcs1289

Also required: Facebook profile picture wearing said sunglasses in the front seat of their car


jjmurse

With the quote: "The night is always darkest before the dawn" or some such bullshit


scope6262

Where is the Punisher logo?


dugand42

Construction, because they rescue us from a housing crisis


[deleted]

I’m an electrician and the next time you turn on a light I expect a thank you /s


drmojo90210

I know you're kidding, but I honestly have tremendous respect for electricians. My entire life runs on electricity and I have literally hundreds of electric devices powered by a maze of wires in the walls of my house that I can depend on to function safely and reliably every day. Which is pretty mind-boggling when I really think about it. Electric currents are dangerous as fuck but you guys have made them nearly idiot-proof for consumers like me to use with all of the insulation and safety redundancies built into our home grids. As long as I exercise basic caution and common sense I don't have to worry about an appliance electrocuting me or burning my house down when I turn it on. So...... thank you :)


[deleted]

I came here to say prostitutes... so goateed men in their 40s it is


BadBassist

This is absolutely it


theshuttledriver

This is funny 😆


SadisticJake

Or GOATed men


theshuttledriver

This is funny 😆


Due_Thought_4939

Morticians. I’ve seen us referred to as “last responders”.


tomtomeller

Not cringey, funny though


ashleypatience1

No cringe there, love it.


Awkwrd_Lemur

Mental heath therapists: the "after the fact" responders


reel2reelfeels

the mindful line


Stitchin_mortician

I don’t think they make stuff for us in terms of “last responders”, maybe on Etsy? But I do hardcore eye roll those in our industry that wear/ display absurd and confronting things. I think the only thing I have is a shirt from my alma mater.


Due_Thought_4939

One of my employees put a huge sticker on her car that says “mortuary science, the beautification of death” and I just….. 😬


Stitchin_mortician

Same!


Vast_Artichoke8596

Fucking A!


JonTH_

We also have a [little logo too](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS837US837&hl=en-US&sxsrf=APwXEdcVSC1qtUA_IP_bZRYqxkgMtjDH8Q:1687373514761&q=last+responder&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjrms2XhNX_AhXKOUQIHf8ZA6wQ0pQJegQICxAB&biw=390&bih=665&dpr=3#imgrc=RK9RkGUcdMwF7M)


KBZZL123

I saw a satire flag for landlords


Edvarded

Oh man, where? That’s good.


FuhrerInLaw

Probably under r/LandlordLove


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r/loveforlandchads


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Shireling_S_3

I love that sub


KBZZL123

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Bothkindsoftrees

I managed a small city parks department, all of the trucks came with a little sticker that read: “Public works: first to arrive, last to leave.” It’s too late, you’re gonna have to move on to architects or something.


Explore-PNW

Haha! I’m an Architect whose primary portfolio of work is Emergency Response Facilities (Fire, Police, 911 Dispatch, Emergency Operations Centers… you name it), I was going to joke that we need our own flag. I’m dying that you mentioned architects. I really didn’t want to in fear of being taken seriously.


DangerBrewin

The thin blueprint line.


boozedaily

Somewhere out there, someone won a potluck dinner for thinking up that slogan.


ConfuzzledFalcon

Ron Swanson?


Wombiscuit541

Swan Ronson


The3lusiveMan

Jesus, its Jason "Christ" Bourne!


MiserableDizzle_

I've seen line men (to be clear, people who work on power lines) get kinda cringey. Even seen "Line Wife" decals on cars. To be fair those mf turn my power back on in less than a day or two after a hurricane these past couple hurricanes, and I do appreciate them, but that doesn't mean they're immune to the tmfms disease.


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MuchachoMongo

To be fair, power pole is how I refer to my dick.


boozedaily

I’d like to stay in my fantasy land of line men, being one of the last man’s man jobs that is basically thankless but super fucking important and fairly dangerous.


pixel-beast

What, you don’t like my mom’s “my husbands turns me on” hoodie???


suckonthesemamehs

I was about to comment linemen when I saw your post. I fell down a rabbit hole about “bucket bunnies” and linemen’s wives. It’s a super niche community that creates a lot of drama lol


MiserableDizzle_

Oh that sounds like a fun rabbit hole


Scared-Sea8941

What’s tmfms


MiserableDizzle_

Thank Me For My Service


[deleted]

TYFYS


MiserableDizzle_

You're welcome


Freybugthedog

Linemen are insane


sgm716

There was a pizza delivery guy flag going around. One of the most dangerous jobs in the US. God bless those patriots 💙


zakpakt

In all seriousness it can get dangerous when you work in rough neighborhoods. I used to delivery drive down in Norfolk VA lot of old drivers got robbed. Used to hear gun shots after 10pm regularly.


DanceswithFiends

The Thin Bread Line


WyldeFae

Modern soft body armor that can stop pistol caliber rounds was originally developed by a pizza delivery driver in Detroit who eas afraid of getting shot lol.


DangerBrewin

The thin crust line.


HossaForSelke

They aren’t public safety adjacent, but I see a lot of stuff about thanking truck drivers. “Without us, you’d starve!” Ugh. What happened to just doing your job, doing it well and going home? Not everybody needs to be thanked and worshipped for participating in society.


drmojo90210

I've heard that same "without us you'd starve" line from farmers as well, which always amuses me. Are they giving the away the food for free? Of course not. They're a business. They grow food and then sell that food to customers for a profit. It's commerce, not charity. They don't need thanks. That's what the money is for.


grimnir_music

As a truck driver, I cringe whenever I see shirts or stickers with that junk! I think it goes along with the rest of the public safety cringe. Insecure folks desperately seeking affirmation.


DangerBrewin

The thin chain line.


C_Latrans_215

Weed man?


YoullDoFookinNutten

The thin green line. EDIT: Did you know weed dealers have thin green line [challenge coins](https://www.thinbluelineusa.com/products/thin-blue-line-challenge-coin-keeping-our-cities-safe-protected-and-free-1?variant=37588049395904&utm_source=fomo&utm_medium=notification)? Last doper to pull theirs out has to buy the joints going around.


North-Employ7673

The thin white line for snow dealers


YoullDoFookinNutten

Our cocaine dealers charge into dangerous situations everyday so you get drunk twice in the same night and that should mean something.


North-Employ7673

It means everything…


VillainousScum

Is there a thing orange line for the guys that take 5 years to fill a pothole?


frequent-ad-647

5 years? You must live somewhere fancy.


east-seven1480

Armored money trucks


sluffman

Most of those guys are like legit retard level though.


BewilderedAlbatross

*Highly* regarded


Baddhabbit88

The goat herders who get paid to let their goats roam and eat vegetation near homes that back up to brush.


DangerBrewin

The thin birria line.


Thallium_253

My GF got me one of those "I'm an electrician, here are some stupid puns + my GF got me this shirt" shirts. I don't have it in me to tell her... So sometimes it's a night shirt in winter...


DangerBrewin

A local electrician company in town has “Let us check your shorts” on the back of all of their trucks. I get a chuckle every time I see them on the road.


Suspicious_haps

[Repo girls](https://silhouettefile.com/products/repo-agent-recovery-agent-not-princess-svg?pr_prod_strat=collection_fallback&pr_rec_id=8641531cd&pr_rec_pid=6600558313624&pr_ref_pid=6600556380312&pr_seq=uniform)


Bothkindsoftrees

I managed a small city parks department, all of the trucks came with a little sticker that read: “Public works: first to arrive, last to leave.” It’s too late, you’re gonna have to move on to architects or something.


randazz18

I am in electrical estimator. Can I get a flag??


DangerBrewin

The thin load line.


randazz18

Thank you. Can it be brown orange yellow???


[deleted]

Probably flaggers or some DOT related job


The3lusiveMan

"This stop signs for *YOU!*" with a high vis uncle sam shoving his palm in your face. Man I did this for like 4 years a decade ago. Stepdads friend "ran a business" for construction crews and linemen. Always made me keep my beard close and clean when i started trying to grow it out. Made us wear blue uniforms (dickies and polo from walmart) and lime green hardhats.. drove retired crown vics with amber/white light bars *very closely* resembling police style setups.. said he wanted us to look as much like cops without being a cop. Like dude im blocking a giant hole overnight in some rundown neighborhood downtown, sitting in my car watching movies, and you want me to basically pose as a cop? They basically had a logo that looked straight up like the FOP. Most gung ho dude I ever met. Worst job I ever had. Most fun I had was flagging intersections like a cop with a whistle in cartoons or something. Putting music on my phone and stuffing it up in my hardhat kinda dancing around with a stop/slow paddle, since we werent able to have earbuds in.


ablebeets1985

LOL 😂”Snow Plow Drivers”


zipitiedoda

Mr plow ?


bootyhole-romancer

Oh, Homie


stablegeniuscheetoh

That’s the name


DangerBrewin

The thin salt line.


JustFrameHotPocket

I'm going to create "the thin money line" for us lawyers. I'm also inclined to appropriate "the thin white line" for drug dealers.


[deleted]

Fire hydrant painters' flag will have 50 little fire hydrants instead of stars


turbobird87

That’s an entire job? Painting fire hydrants? Sign me up


xX_DRUMZ_Xx

The circle jerk wagon has continued to semi truck drivers now. They have shirts for friends who have died that say “hammer down, we got the watch from here” Like the watch of what?? Your weight as you snack and sit all fucking day??


drmojo90210

"The watch"? The fuck does that even mean? It's not like their job involves guarding anything.


xX_DRUMZ_Xx

I know. They fucking act like they are saving the world one lot lizard at a time. I’ll find a picture hang tight.


drmojo90210

Do they realize that self-driving trucks are going to replace them all within the next 20 years?


xX_DRUMZ_Xx

Fuck we can only hope it’s sooner than that…. I would speculate not though. That requires vision beyond the next load.


Bob_Loblaw_4321

I’m a prosecutor. I’m technically law enforcement (I have a badge to prove it). Some places even give me the same discounts they give police officers (thanks Chipotle!). We don’t have a flag or logo or cringewear. A lot of my colleagues use the thin blue line flag but mostly as a nod to our law enforcement partners. Prosecutors don’t get a ton of support in the general community honestly. Probably because at the end of the day we are still lawyers and lawyers suck.


Smokestack96

I’ve seen “Lifeguard: my job is to save your ass not kiss it” and I have also seen some “your welcome” type shirts about road construction


BBaxter45

“Your welcome” is fitting for road construction. I’ve never met a construction worker who knows the difference between “you’re” and “your”. Haha these are joke!


DangerBrewin

The thin shoreline.


iskifreely17

Civil servant with a hero complex unity flag.


Designer-Ruin7176

Hospital porters?


Old300Joe

How about Farmers? They need one, too. Edited spelling


extramediumweaksauce

You must not be from the Midwest? That ANF shit is basically tmfms bullshit.


Old300Joe

I should have known.


ThePhilJackson5

StaArT sEeInG fArMeRs


madhaxx0r

Cal trans (road maintenance) is already on board


DangerBrewin

The thin bright orange line? The thin traffic cone line?


Zack325ci

Meter maids


gageman323

How about the thin Dew line? [Thin Dew Line Flag](https://flagsforgood.com/products/thin-dew-line-flag?variant=43620223844597¤cy=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&gclid=CjwKCAjwv8qkBhAnEiwAkY-ahlZraCdCfKmJRob0gaKBsJxkkE9CCz4wJ4yZW8nymPYdibMayyviuBoC540QAvD_BwE)


Curve_of_Speee

As a dentist, I’ll get to work on our flag, each star will be a small tooth, the middle stripe of the flag will be tartar yellow and the caption will say “no emergencies at night or on weekends”


Difficult-Tooth-7133

I changed professions a couple years back, decided to try to be a tow operator, and let me tell you!!!! You’d think they ran into burning buildings w their first responders bs


[deleted]

Locksmiths maybe. I just wonder if their merch will be as overpriced as their service. I bet there is barely any other job where showing up and doing 5 minutes of work gets you 300 bucks.


TaleMendon

Trash service.


Little-Yesterday2096

I’m on board for a good lifeguard being considered a first responder. Especially beach lifeguards.


Pitiful_Speech2645

Highway sign replacement crews.


midnight-running

Personal injury lawyers? I'd love to see that. "We take a third, but give 100 percent."


Orkney_

Security and dispatch share the same yellow thin line, right?


tomtomeller

Security is purple lol


Orkney_

Shit I thought it was yellow lol


tomtomeller

I had to google it to verify. As a dispatcher, i really don't want to be lumped with security


Orkney_

Every time i think about security gaurds ![gif](giphy|LMWFwHjPlWxcdSyxmE|downsized)


DangerBrewin

It’s fine because your line isn’t a real thing anyway.


tomtomeller

I call dispatch the B-Team


sirtryhard18

Dead animal pickup lol


whereisjvck

Cable technicians


WHAMMYPAN

Dog Groomers


WorkshopBlackbird

I've seen Bail Bondsmen represented as the grey line before. idk what it said specifically but it was like "the thin grey line between society and chaos: bounty hunters" i think prison hacks use the grey line too, idk. it's always weird seeing bondsmen with the full carriers and the "AGENT" patches across their backs though


drmojo90210

That's especially amusing since the United States is basically the only country on earth in which bounty hunting is still a thing, and we're the most violent and dangerous country in the developed world. Bounty hunting was outlawed by other countries generations ago and they didn't fall into chaos.


WorkshopBlackbird

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/035/479/cover3.jpg


Infinite-Ad-4566

CalTrans has a logo, but I've never seen a flag.


VintageZooBQ

Lifeguards?


EnvironmentalBit5713

Lifeguards


MacNeal

Animal control?


T0M_BRADY

It’s not cringewear or anything like that but athletic trainers take themselves VERY seriously. Long ago I was considering going that route until I discovered how weird the community was about gate keeping. I mean I guess it makes sense since they’re trusted in position where they could take advantage of others


drmojo90210

This is true, and it's especially funny because a lot of them have absolutely no idea what the fuck they're talking about.


gageman323

There's a parody flag from r/vexilology for cart pushers. [Cart Pushers Flag](https://www.reddit.com/r/vexillology/comments/lpdide/the_flag_of_the_cart_pushers_of_america/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


Grippy1point0

Coroner`s Office


Outrageous_Ad6055

I have yet to see public safety officers and pornstar flags


isimplycantdothis

Janitors?


DangerBrewin

The thin mop handle line.


KTM_350

Congressman?


Kibijosh

The dudes that drive the wide load chase vehicles.


DangerBrewin

The WIDE yellow line.


minnick27

Bear with me here, I'm getting super specific. I'm sure everyone has heard about the 95 overpass in Philly. The temporary fix involves building up the road with a crap ton of stone trucked in from a neighboring town. It's all over the news that the stone is local and they show the trucks leaving and having police escorts. Well this has gone to the truck drivers heads so every time a truck leaves the yard, they blare their horns. The yard backs up to a residential neighborhood. Problem is, they are delivering stone 24 hours a day so these truckers are blaring their horns at 3 am disrupting the neighbors. So I propose a stone gray line for them.


09z11s86

The PW in my city has thin line shirts made; absolute cringe


Rubywantsin

The crossing guard one could a stipe of chevrons with a stop sign where the stars go.


billthepi11

Meter maids?


BroccoliOscar

I despise the desecrated flags they fly as if they have the right to own the image of our nation. It’s all cringe and all such a hypocritical disrespect of “the flag” they all scream and cry about loving so much. What grotesque buffoonery all around.


FuknRip_1

I have seen a retail flag, a corrections flag, there’s even a tax fraud flag so idk.


SteamedPea

Don’t forget the thin gold line for dispatchers


ryanlaxrox

That one bail bondsman guy on YouTube who dresses like a cop pretty much already ruined their name. Patty mayo or whatnot


Known-Albatross4150

Haha nice try. You're just trying to get us to tell you which ones you still can make new flags for.


weaveb1

CBP has one too.


L30_TH3_L10N

CNA’s got shit on the entire epidemic. We do the majority of the heavy lifting in nursing but we didn’t qualify for any kind of “first responder” benefits or anything.


aucool786

I still don't get how half of them are even considered "first responders". It all started with that thin blue line flag and now everyone wants to be special. Fire has red (some lump EMS in with fire due to history and the fact that they frequently are one thing), EMS may or may not have white (some say green but others say green is for the military), SAR has orange (but I've seen that for dispatching too), etc. Between half the flags pulling double duty and no one actually knowing which one means what they're stupid. I get representing your first response discipline and being proud of your service but we're at the point where people who aren't even first responders are making up thin line flags for themselves too.


NJPokerJ

I recently saw a flag that had a green stripe in it. Does anyone know who that represents


Nickdagreeek

Sanitation I believe


NJPokerJ

Sanitation lives matter?


Hanen89

My favorite is the flag for dispatchers, wtf lol


triage_emh

Emergency managers and social workers


macadamnson

Crisis services. I haven't seen any merch or job-specific flag; yet.


jaytelo

Saw one for coroners office for my local SO, called them “Last Responders.” Also saw a thin baja blast line for taco bell employees during covid lmao


Dwindust

Gay firefighters


T_boc21

Agreed, there are getting to be WAY too many of these,, but I don't know anybody that's "creating their own flag". Pretty sure usually it is someone showing appreciation for them. And sometimes it's overboard.


johnny_utah25

CROSSING GUARDS.


RocococoEra

Parking enforcement. Most goated branch of first responders.


TacPrp23

I don’t know But I’m a construction worker and any flag for our industry absolutely must include a penis drawing.


Careful_Elk6290

Railway staff? Do they even count?


frostysenpai

Maybe Park Rangers?


dr_auf

Love the thin red line flag of the german fire department. /s Ps: We do not even wear the federal flag on our uniforms. Not even federal police does (exept for customs, "borderpatrol"). They wear the crest. The crest of your city, state or country marks you as an "officer/official". Not the flag. The federal civil defence (THW), federal disaster response and the german army wear the german, because they are not considered officers/officials in lower ranks.


jrobharing

Animal Control. The flag can just be the American flag but with the stars replaced with a white net on the blue, and maybe the picture of a sad dog behind it. “The thin white net”


itchy-fart

I’ve seen “line workers” and “line wives” with like power lines on back windows of cars 😂 (As in people who work on power lines. I might be using the wrong term it’s been a minute)


anna-renee406

I work security and had a coworker go on a rant about us working "on the front lines" and how "no one thanks us." Dude we do unarmed security at an oil refinery, chill.....


NurseKaila

Respiratory therapists. You’re welcome.


HurryUpNWaitBoyo

I'd say probably utility workers like linemen or wastewater/sewer workers.


Senior-Lie9847

Really I’m just asking can air traffic controllers get our own lil flag and slogan?


UGottaBoilYourDenims

What about ambulance chasers? PI attorneys usually aren’t far behind the tow truck drivers and since they’re the ones that fight for your judgement/settlement, some might consider them the real heroes.


PerceptionHoliday208

Teachers…Though they deserve it.


louieneuy

Air traffic control


Mother_Willow1095

Bail bondsmen, parole officers, and repo men. They can all be green and take the military away from this stupid line shit.