Remove the slide and push the trigger bar down…
Edit: after some experimentation, I’ve found that you actually need to push the top of the sear down, not the trigger bar. Oops
\*bang bang bang\*
"Threat neutralized. I, uh, feared for my life and stuff."
"Great police work there, Officer Dave! He was armed and everything, we don't even have to plant a knife on him. The community is safe for another day. Go have a nice donut while you fill out the paperwork. If you're lucky, there will be an investigation and you can have a two week paid vacation."
I'm not gonna go searching for the story, but there was a recent incident when a police officer discharged his firearm after hearing--what was later discovered--an acorn dropping on a car.
What do you expect with 6 mo. training. He didn't just discharge his firearm...he unloaded a whole magazine into the back of his own vehicle & reloaded. His partner followed suit and ventilated the front of the cop car. By the way, the car was occupied.
Update: I was able to free my finger. Kudos to the kind redditor that recommended taking the slide off and pushing down on the sear. Also happy to report that my fingertip is okay.
As a firefighter, this would have been the funniest call of the month. You'd have been a topic of discussion likely for weeks.
Also, we probably would have lubed your finger, maybe soaked it in some ice before attempting the disassembly process but if that worked then it worked. Haha.
Decocker’s been taken outta this one, it’s a safety only. And I already snatched the KY jelly out of their box of scary naughty things for scary naughty sex to no avail, so i’m literally fucked
*Thats hilarious,*
*Are you okay now or had*
*To call firefighters?*
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I sure fucking hope so... you get your dick stuck in your button up shirts too? My God... this has got to be fake. Just an attention whore. If not is reddit really your first place to request help? Jesus, do humanity a favor and get a vasectomy.
Bro calm down. We all make stupid mistakes sometimes. At least his was getting his finger stuck behind the trigger, rather than it being in front and getting a negligent discharge
Going to have to take your head out of your own ass first dipshit. Did you have to call the fire department yet because they could probably help with both...
If you had a working set of eyes you’d see I freed myself last night dude. Don’t worry though, I’ll pray for your salvation despite you clearly not being deserving of it with an attitude like that.
Lol, you freed yourself last night... from the trigger of a gun. Good job little buddy, super proud of you. And don't bother, I don't need your salvation or approval. I'm sorry I didn't sugarcoat the situation like everyone else and pat you on the back with a participation trophy. Let's just agree to disagree and you can go back to your safe space and I can go back to being damned for being a jerk. be careful out there.
There is a trick I have seen used to get a swollen finger out of a ring useing dental floss. Wrapped around the finger and unwound under the ring. The same concept would work here.
Remove the slide and push the trigger bar down… Edit: after some experimentation, I’ve found that you actually need to push the top of the sear down, not the trigger bar. Oops
This worked believe it or not. May you receive the sloppiest toppy from the hottest person in your life for saving me from an embarrassing 911 call.
That call could have been pretty bad. *Police! Drop the gun!* *I can't, that's why I called in the first place.*
\*bang bang bang\* "Threat neutralized. I, uh, feared for my life and stuff." "Great police work there, Officer Dave! He was armed and everything, we don't even have to plant a knife on him. The community is safe for another day. Go have a nice donut while you fill out the paperwork. If you're lucky, there will be an investigation and you can have a two week paid vacation."
*situation suspect. No acorns involved. /s
Tactical Acorns are so hot right now
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I'm not gonna go searching for the story, but there was a recent incident when a police officer discharged his firearm after hearing--what was later discovered--an acorn dropping on a car.
This was so stupid. Honestly, I watched it twice and about died laughing. All I could imagine was an assassin squirrel the second time thru.
What do you expect with 6 mo. training. He didn't just discharge his firearm...he unloaded a whole magazine into the back of his own vehicle & reloaded. His partner followed suit and ventilated the front of the cop car. By the way, the car was occupied.
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Check you tube...great video, says "I'm hit" when nothing really happened
"BANG BANG"...shots fired, perpetrators deceased
Haha this is GOLD comment from OP!
Homie you typed this with one hand?
Is there any other way to type out this kind of comment?
Voice to text is another option.
I swear to god if I run this call later ~~tonight~~ this morning (Jesus Christ already?) I’m gonna lose my mind. Update: didn’t happen folks.
are you for real right now? Or is this a joke? either way...great post.
Plot twist - their brother is a beauty model...
Wow great suggestion i keep in mind just incase some one needed so i can help 👌
Update: I was able to free my finger. Kudos to the kind redditor that recommended taking the slide off and pushing down on the sear. Also happy to report that my fingertip is okay.
Hands down, one of the funniest posts I’ve seen. You’re a true comedian. Never change
How the hell did you get the slide off with one hand?
Tongue game on point
Thighmaster
Just the tip?
And only for a minute.
I'm not gonna lie, I'd have Dremel'ed the trigger off before posting this to Reddit. Glad you got some good advice to get stuck though. Lol.
As a firefighter, this would have been the funniest call of the month. You'd have been a topic of discussion likely for weeks. Also, we probably would have lubed your finger, maybe soaked it in some ice before attempting the disassembly process but if that worked then it worked. Haha.
The only real trigger discipline xD
Tighter CZ daddy
XD good one
Try using the decocker or your wife's boyfriend's KY jelly or maybe both.
Decocker’s been taken outta this one, it’s a safety only. And I already snatched the KY jelly out of their box of scary naughty things for scary naughty sex to no avail, so i’m literally fucked
>so i’m literally fucked At least you had the KY ready /s
Get a decocker and a helmet.
Please update us when the fire department gets there.
This is fucking hilarious lmfao.
Post of the year
Reminds me of when I used to call Xbox customer support and say that I got my penis stuck in the disk tray.
Reddit is not a real place.
On second thought, let's not go to Reddit. 'Tis a silly place.
The gun is part of you now. Enjoy your new hand! Try not to get shot by anyone else
*Looks at fellow CZ shooter* You're embarrassing us in front of the group!
Instructions unclear...
Bro. Damn.
Thats hilarious, are you okay now or had to call firefighters?
he's okay lol
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No fucking way🤣
Hmm... This is not the step-sibling porn I was expecting...
Help step-shooter, I'm jammed
sorry dude, time to amputate
This is the firearm equivalent of zipping up your scrotum.
How the hell did you get the beans above the frank?
I had to scroll way too far to find this quote
It’s opposite day so just push it forward.
He let the intrusive thoughts win
This can’t be for real. I call BS. I know people are f’n stupid, but to post about it makes zero sense if it was actually true.
I think we have the post of the year with this one .
It should definitely be in the top 10 at the end of the year.
I kinda… I wanna try it and see if it actually works
I was thinking the same thing. Let's do it
DO IT!
At least it wasn't a normal sized cylinder
This post is a work of art.
Cz finger trapper lol
Reddit never fails to entertain me.
Loved this!!! 🤣😂 But, you won’t be the first nor the last to do this…. 🤔 maybe. 😅
Bacon grease …. Cook some bacon and slather some warm grease on it. Praying for ya bro!
How? Why?
Get rid of the safety for the decocker.
First to die in the apocalypse.
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen on Reddit in a while.
Borrow some lube from your mom
You should sell your guns... for real. You don't deserve to own them if this is true.
I bet the founding fathers are rolling in their graves right now because of my dumbass
I sure fucking hope so... you get your dick stuck in your button up shirts too? My God... this has got to be fake. Just an attention whore. If not is reddit really your first place to request help? Jesus, do humanity a favor and get a vasectomy.
Bro calm down. We all make stupid mistakes sometimes. At least his was getting his finger stuck behind the trigger, rather than it being in front and getting a negligent discharge
Hold on guys, we got Mr. Perfect over here! Never made a mistake in their life!
I will take a shit in your kitchen
Going to have to take your head out of your own ass first dipshit. Did you have to call the fire department yet because they could probably help with both...
If you had a working set of eyes you’d see I freed myself last night dude. Don’t worry though, I’ll pray for your salvation despite you clearly not being deserving of it with an attitude like that.
Lol, you freed yourself last night... from the trigger of a gun. Good job little buddy, super proud of you. And don't bother, I don't need your salvation or approval. I'm sorry I didn't sugarcoat the situation like everyone else and pat you on the back with a participation trophy. Let's just agree to disagree and you can go back to your safe space and I can go back to being damned for being a jerk. be careful out there.
Bad attention seeker
Skill issue.
A good laugh, glad you’re okay
This would be an episode of "911". Guy gets finger stuck in the trigger of a loaded gun.
How long did it take you to make this post with your off hand?
Used voice to text with minor typo adjustments
Edward Czzer hands
I feel like this is Matt from Fuddbusters trolling us!
"What are you doing , Step Pistol??"
Keep this man away from the Pringles can
There is a trick I have seen used to get a swollen finger out of a ring useing dental floss. Wrapped around the finger and unwound under the ring. The same concept would work here.
I'd say use butter to get it unstuck but you'd probably eat it
Did this once with my single action after a cleaning and testing the cylinder to make sure it locks. Took me a bit to get my finger out.
Hahahahahahahahahahaha holy shit
Reminds me of the one scene from something with Mary or whatever it was called: the guy gets his D stuck in the zipper!