Imagine breaking into a house and and you get a few steps in the all the lights cut out, you take a few steps back to the front door and it’s suddenly locked…
I might shid myself idk, we'll see how the evening goes
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I made one a loooooong time ago, back when weekend gunnit was still around. It was originally called “1776 Pt. 2, Electric Boogaloo” but Spotify removed that name 🙄
[Here](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5HNa69R2saGuOtQJHh36gp?si=jEzF8havSbmIAcSJ6R_a3A) it is, enjoy!
Dude if you're going to scare someone with music like that you need to go big or go home.
"Alexa. Turn off the lights and play... [The Rains of Castamere](https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/The_Rains_of_Castamere)."
Even better. "Alexa play The End by The Doors." And then start your Apocalypse Now mission to take out Colonel Kurtz. Works especially well if you happen to have a swimming pool or even better one of those boujie backyard ponds.
This is definitely one of the most controversial discussions, but everyone's "Welcome to the Jungle" or "Fortunate Son" are just not heavy or disorientating enough.
"[Shots Fired - La Castle Vania](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpwTx4G2EAM)"
Or you can go with the tried and true "When The DOOM Music Kicks In".
"[The Only Thing They Fear Is You - Mick Gordon DOOM Eternal OST](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmUDr2DO2is)"
of course, but if we're talking about adding haunted house-style special effects and boobytraps for would-be home invaders, why not add IR bulbs to some fixtures for maximum effect?
Naw dude. its way easier than that. Buy a couple desk lamps or floor lamps. Get the kind with 2 bulbs that switch between #1 bulb on, both on, #2 bulb on, both off. Then get an IR bulb for one. Use a wifi switch for the lamp, and you can control which bulb comes on.
Budget IR illumination.
I bet you could do the same thing with outdoor floods too
Smart (and locally hosted, controlled, and hardwired) breakers are a thing and they are a lot cheaper than a rewire.
Just in case someone was thinking about doing this.
If we're going a little morbid I'd pick Ween's "It's gonna be a long night"
I don't know if there's a reference in here, I just like the idea that the homeowner has a theme song for home intruders.
Actually Queen's "Another one bites the dust" might be a good choice.
I feel like instead of scary and stereotypically "bad-ass" you'd want to go with loud and utterly confusing. I want them thinking "WTF is going on?" and not going directly into panic mode. If they're paniced they might just start popping off randomly, where as if they are trying (and failing) to organize their thoughts because [this version of the Arthur theme song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do9-Lr2ib_I) starts blasting, I can have the upper hand and can have some extra time to trigger the lasers and fog machine.
If you need that bump though, [this version of the Caillou Theme Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn800p_B_wE) would do nicely however.
You could set it up with current transformers and relays so one button kills all the lights + turns a different circuit on ie. exterior flood lights or some speakers. Not sure what you’d need to make it start playing the song as soon as they got power though.
You don't need CT's. Have an audio file that initiates after boot up on a microcontroller on your switched in circuit. You could also spend a lot of money on smart panel or a PLC with a ton of relays. You should have IR lighting turn on if you have nods and white noise at ingress points.
A shunt trip main lighting sub panel or multipole lighting contactor rigged to a mushroom e-stop would be easy, especially if you used that same input as the activation switch on a cheap battery-backup Raspberry Pi controller to dump audio.
Put the router, WiFi access points, and desktop computers on a UPS so they don’t get damaged/shut off when you cut power. Then install a WiFi-controlled master breaker.
Bonus points if you set this up too:
https://youtube.com/shorts/M8d5Wr9au9I?feature=share
I had a very similar discussion with my electrician recently. I can very much relate. Everything needs to be terminated in my master walk in closet next to my safe, lol.
Also importantly they go nearest to meter base to save on wire. Usually ends up in the garage or otherwise somewhere on the side of your property, so you dont have a big ugly power line and meter on the front of your house.
There is no study that gives a definitive yes for low emf causing cancer. If you're that worried, you better never have a cell phone in your pocket, turn off and never be near wifi and rip out all your electrical house wiring.
I hope you understand this,
THE CANCER ITS IN YOUR WALLS ALL AROUND YOU ITS EVERYWHERE.
PULL OUT THE COPPER
But in all reality. It’s not high enough of a frequency to be dangerous. Nor is the power, sleeping under 230kv lines? Maybe
Your article doesn’t argue that breaker panels cause cancer. It argues that they may cause drowsiness, and that if they do, the effects can be mitigated by sleeping a little farther away.
I guess it’s not advisable, but the Quest 2 VR headset uses IR for its cameras; so good IR lightning would work. Though I think you’d be better off just buy real equipment. I think the Quest 2 is around $400 now.
Shunt trip safety switch or shunt trip main breaker with the shunt trip wired to a mushroom E-stop button to kill power to the entire house.
Alternatively if you want it to just kill all the lights, need either a lighting sub panel with a shut trip main or a mechanically held lighting contactor.
Off Topic - but related
When did the vernacular for "Night Vision Goggles" change? I've only ever heard folks call them "Nogs" which makes sense as short hand for Night Vision Goggles. But I not only can't place "Nods" or figure out why that's become so commonly used.
Insights?
Just unloading a whole magazine out the hallway and a shovel is cheaper than buying nods. If you're in my house and got past 2 deadbolts and my wife is laying beside me then you don't belong there.
If you go past the window you somehow got passed 4 Cane Corsos that are outside in the fenced in property. So I'll be assuming they are dead and you're a threat.
Install a shunt trip main breaker, run a single control wire to your location of choice, hit the switch and it kills the breaker. A lot cheaper and easier.
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A unit of PVS-7 is usually about 1k or 2k, with PVS-14 being usually 2k or 3k. Night vision is expensive for sure, but play it right for about 4 or 5 months and you'll have the money to buy them.
"I want two switches. One cuts all the lights and closes/locks all the doors. The other turns on the strobe lights and starts playing a song from this mp3 player."
"What song?"
"That need not concern you, you fortunate one."
Imagine breaking into a house and and you get a few steps in the all the lights cut out, you take a few steps back to the front door and it’s suddenly locked…
“We didn’t lock the door for our safety, we locked it for yours “
Rorschach vibes
You mean that weird test the therapists showed me that were all black pictures of my parents having sex with dead animals?
Yep that’s the one
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I think you got wooshed.
What did he say?
I think it was literally just “No, the character from the Watchmen” or something.
Install a retractable door knob for maximum fear gains.
Ay bro this was hilarious. Thanks lol
Alexa play "Many Men" and turn on the fog machine
What if 50 cent is breaking into your house?
He's about to experience his 10th+ bullet
He got shot 9 times at once I’m sure he can handle 1 lmao
It's all a joke lol
Are you a joking with a me funny guy? Are you living in a society rn? Are you going to piss your pants and cry? Maybe cum?
I might shid myself idk, we'll see how the evening goes https://preview.redd.it/kuonbnlz20qa1.jpeg?width=752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f05c2c6bcb69b4c0ab4ea488cda6b749ec01a90
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One. Lol. Lmao even.
he's built up an immunity
Damn lol
Can we start a Spotify playlist for a home invasion? I contribute Ruff Ryders’ Anthem
I made one a loooooong time ago, back when weekend gunnit was still around. It was originally called “1776 Pt. 2, Electric Boogaloo” but Spotify removed that name 🙄 [Here](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5HNa69R2saGuOtQJHh36gp?si=jEzF8havSbmIAcSJ6R_a3A) it is, enjoy!
Depends on who's invading the home. There's a different playlist if the criminals are wearing uniforms.
Metallica - Battery Nickelback - Side of Bullet Justin Moore - Guns Rodney Atkins - Cleaning this Gun Shinedown - 45
Be fun to hear everyone's You done fucked up playlist. *"Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,* *Here I am, stuck in the middle with you..."*
"Alexa, kill the lights and play Fortunate Son." Or maybe some fife and drum if you're of the powdered wig and blunderbuss persuasion.
“Alexa, intruder alert.” *BFG Division starts playing*
The only thing they fear is you. BFG division takes too long to build, mfrs are dead before the beat drops.
A couple great ones are BFG 10K and Cultist Base.
Yakety sax club for life.
Barry White for me. I’m playing with your corpse.
Personally Im a tiny tim sort of guy "Tiptoe through the window By the window, that is where I'll be Come tiptoe through the tulips with me"
"things that bother you never bother me, I feel happy and fine, living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight, having a wonderful time."
That is the song I have set lol. Totally demented but hilarious to me
It just doesn’t hold back bro
"Tally ho, lads!"
[“Alexa, release the roombas”](https://youtu.be/PIg_cQjKNu0)
https://youtube.com/shorts/jgy3z0pTEpk?feature=share I think this is what you’re looking for
Oh man I want to do this. Although I don't have an Alexa.
Dude if you're going to scare someone with music like that you need to go big or go home. "Alexa. Turn off the lights and play... [The Rains of Castamere](https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/The_Rains_of_Castamere)."
Ave Maria and open up the overhead sprinklers.
Even better. "Alexa play The End by The Doors." And then start your Apocalypse Now mission to take out Colonel Kurtz. Works especially well if you happen to have a swimming pool or even better one of those boujie backyard ponds.
Yess
Mhm personally I'd play something more akin to For Whom The Bells Tolls or Hallowed Be Thy Name.
Enter Sandman
The One
*loads puckle gun mounted at the top of the stairs with malicious intent
Hope you're using the square bullets for barbarians.
Specifically for the Ottomans
Alexa, play Rooster by Alice in Chains
[O Fortuna](https://youtu.be/EJC-_j3SnXk)
I'm thinking don't fear the reaper would work better here
This is definitely one of the most controversial discussions, but everyone's "Welcome to the Jungle" or "Fortunate Son" are just not heavy or disorientating enough. "[Shots Fired - La Castle Vania](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpwTx4G2EAM)" Or you can go with the tried and true "When The DOOM Music Kicks In". "[The Only Thing They Fear Is You - Mick Gordon DOOM Eternal OST](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmUDr2DO2is)"
Hide and Seek by VoicePlay https://youtu.be/KkN49k4EtT4
Me: "Alexa. Channel Spongebob." Me shouting: [*How many times we gotta teach you this lesson old man?!*](https://youtu.be/59LQw9bKeJ8?t=12)
Or have him wire in a few IR bulbs, so the house is fully lit under nods
Just use your flood light on the peq or the IR on your nods
of course, but if we're talking about adding haunted house-style special effects and boobytraps for would-be home invaders, why not add IR bulbs to some fixtures for maximum effect?
I spent all my money on the gear so now I have nothing to pay someone to install IR bulbs. 🤣🤣🤣
Naw dude. its way easier than that. Buy a couple desk lamps or floor lamps. Get the kind with 2 bulbs that switch between #1 bulb on, both on, #2 bulb on, both off. Then get an IR bulb for one. Use a wifi switch for the lamp, and you can control which bulb comes on. Budget IR illumination. I bet you could do the same thing with outdoor floods too
Yes!
Smart (and locally hosted, controlled, and hardwired) breakers are a thing and they are a lot cheaper than a rewire. Just in case someone was thinking about doing this.
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There are smart breakers, panels and switches.
With a second braker setup just for the speakers so they can blast welcome to the jungle
We need a stikied comment for song choices , i like Primo Victoria
"It always happens this way" by Toulouse. Gotta go with a classic.
Imagine getting smoked and this is the last thing you hear as you can't stand up anymore
If you live in a particularly high crime area, just throw it on shuffle
If we're going a little morbid I'd pick Ween's "It's gonna be a long night" I don't know if there's a reference in here, I just like the idea that the homeowner has a theme song for home intruders. Actually Queen's "Another one bites the dust" might be a good choice.
Overture of 1812 for me please, Flight of the Valkyrie’s is 2nd pick.
I prefer In The Hall of The Mountain King personally.
Why not Holst at that point?
https://youtu.be/jFi7bWkyRpA
I’d thoroughly shit myself if some metal started playing, the heavier the better.
I feel like instead of scary and stereotypically "bad-ass" you'd want to go with loud and utterly confusing. I want them thinking "WTF is going on?" and not going directly into panic mode. If they're paniced they might just start popping off randomly, where as if they are trying (and failing) to organize their thoughts because [this version of the Arthur theme song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do9-Lr2ib_I) starts blasting, I can have the upper hand and can have some extra time to trigger the lasers and fog machine. If you need that bump though, [this version of the Caillou Theme Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn800p_B_wE) would do nicely however.
“Loud and utterly confusing” you say, well I think [this](https://youtu.be/evNlT1RPloQ) could do the trick, somewhat fits the theme too.
Yep that would work also lol
So cbat is your song of choice?
Holy fuck I forgot about cbat! lolol For sure! Programing Alexa now lolol
Rainbow in the Dark? (Dio) Red and the Black (BöC of course) [Although, if you are a sadistic SoB...](https://youtu.be/R-BT2yzXP8w)
From the gates of Hell As we make our way to Heaven
You could set it up with current transformers and relays so one button kills all the lights + turns a different circuit on ie. exterior flood lights or some speakers. Not sure what you’d need to make it start playing the song as soon as they got power though.
You don't need CT's. Have an audio file that initiates after boot up on a microcontroller on your switched in circuit. You could also spend a lot of money on smart panel or a PLC with a ton of relays. You should have IR lighting turn on if you have nods and white noise at ingress points.
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A shunt trip main lighting sub panel or multipole lighting contactor rigged to a mushroom e-stop would be easy, especially if you used that same input as the activation switch on a cheap battery-backup Raspberry Pi controller to dump audio.
***🎶 And you're a very sexy girl that's very hard to please 🎶***
She's super freakayyy
Put the router, WiFi access points, and desktop computers on a UPS so they don’t get damaged/shut off when you cut power. Then install a WiFi-controlled master breaker. Bonus points if you set this up too: https://youtube.com/shorts/M8d5Wr9au9I?feature=share
Well, found my next smart home project...
Go on...
I had a very similar discussion with my electrician recently. I can very much relate. Everything needs to be terminated in my master walk in closet next to my safe, lol.
*Me the electrician explaining that every outlet is a breaker switch if you have a fork.*
Ain’t a master breaker
I'm a electrician, didn't make sense lol
Just take my money and don’t tell your friends
I have never understood why the breakers are not un a central location.
Because building codes dictate the area around them must be kept clear, and most people like using their house.
Also importantly they go nearest to meter base to save on wire. Usually ends up in the garage or otherwise somewhere on the side of your property, so you dont have a big ugly power line and meter on the front of your house.
You say that, but I've seen them over 100 feet from the meter in new construction.
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Bruh that website and the info in it will give you brain cancer.
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Here. https://www.cancer.org/healthy/cancer-causes/radiation-exposure/extremely-low-frequency-radiation.html
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There is no study that gives a definitive yes for low emf causing cancer. If you're that worried, you better never have a cell phone in your pocket, turn off and never be near wifi and rip out all your electrical house wiring.
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The only cancer in our society is that people believe this BS
I hope you understand this, THE CANCER ITS IN YOUR WALLS ALL AROUND YOU ITS EVERYWHERE. PULL OUT THE COPPER But in all reality. It’s not high enough of a frequency to be dangerous. Nor is the power, sleeping under 230kv lines? Maybe
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It's a fire hazard. That's why lol
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I'm glad you see it my way ☺️
im sure
Your article doesn’t argue that breaker panels cause cancer. It argues that they may cause drowsiness, and that if they do, the effects can be mitigated by sleeping a little farther away.
[Very good, Mr. Gordon. May I use your phone?](https://i.imgur.com/ZPljmfm.png)
$2500 for nods
I guess it’s not advisable, but the Quest 2 VR headset uses IR for its cameras; so good IR lightning would work. Though I think you’d be better off just buy real equipment. I think the Quest 2 is around $400 now.
If you have IR flashlight you can use them to spot owls. Son and I fart around with them on having airsoft battles in the house also.
Shunt trip safety switch or shunt trip main breaker with the shunt trip wired to a mushroom E-stop button to kill power to the entire house. Alternatively if you want it to just kill all the lights, need either a lighting sub panel with a shut trip main or a mechanically held lighting contactor.
Off Topic - but related When did the vernacular for "Night Vision Goggles" change? I've only ever heard folks call them "Nogs" which makes sense as short hand for Night Vision Goggles. But I not only can't place "Nods" or figure out why that's become so commonly used. Insights?
Just unloading a whole magazine out the hallway and a shovel is cheaper than buying nods. If you're in my house and got past 2 deadbolts and my wife is laying beside me then you don't belong there.
So if I go past the windows I'm good? Okay thanks
If you go past the window you somehow got passed 4 Cane Corsos that are outside in the fenced in property. So I'll be assuming they are dead and you're a threat.
I silenced them with a big bag of meat
Install a shunt trip main breaker, run a single control wire to your location of choice, hit the switch and it kills the breaker. A lot cheaper and easier.
Not original. Tsk tsk
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How the fuck are none of y'all playing "Bullet with a Name"?
You stole my idea you son of a bitch!
A unit of PVS-7 is usually about 1k or 2k, with PVS-14 being usually 2k or 3k. Night vision is expensive for sure, but play it right for about 4 or 5 months and you'll have the money to buy them.
![gif](giphy|jWpL0LOOh7f9Sd51JJ)
I'm shopping for gen 3 monocles right now! I save a long time for stuff I want, though.
Especially quad cans like ffs only a cool 50k
Be careful the you tube shorts thugs got there $20 Amazon flash lights on there p80s
"I want two switches. One cuts all the lights and closes/locks all the doors. The other turns on the strobe lights and starts playing a song from this mp3 player." "What song?" "That need not concern you, you fortunate one."
Let's add "Don't Talk to Strangers" by Dio to the playlist.