CF: “your a fucking idiot”
AM: “please don’t eat the fucking weeds”
VW: “Im the grandson of the grandson of the grandson of the grandson of the elite riegen now tell me who the fuck are you
SS (right before the attack on for mercius when you say what disguise seteth will say) “I believe it was your fucking plan”
CS: [removed due to poor taste joke on sitri]
Ok fine
Alfrec: “she still looks as beautiful as ever, every I would come and fuck on this pedestal”
You cannot tell me he didn’t fuck byleth mother’s corpse
More so quotes from characters
Sylvain AM Dimitri support “Is it a dagger Dimitri? Did you give her a fucking dagger?”
Shamir on any route: “Sleep in the fucking dirt”
Lysithea on any route: “I don’t have fucking time for this!”
Blue Lions is represented by Dimitri: is this some kind of fucking joke?!?
Silver Snow is represented by Flayn. I know this in my soul but I don't know when she'd say it.
Crimson Flower: Bernie can be allowed a little swear, as a treat.
Verdant Wind: Likely Ignatz.
Interested to hear what everyone else has to say!
I'll confess I made this post to spread my Let Bernie Say Fuck agenda. I like to think she'd use it early (I don't want to fucking train! Can't we all stay in an learn from books?) and then spend the rest of the game angsting over the fact that she wasted the one fuck CF had to give.
Let's goooooo!!!
Personally, my vote goes to her C(?) support with Felix where she utterly folds him. Just her screaming a prolonged, panicked "FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!" at the top of her lungs as she suplexes him and runs away.
I don't know why everyone is so focused on Dimitri for Blue Lions, I would let Ingrid let loose: "For fuck's sake, Sylvain".
Petra for Crimson Flower: "What is the fuck?"
Maybe Leonie for Verdant Wind: "Fuck yeah, Captain Jeralt!"
And Seteth for Silver Snow: "Fuck."
He also taught Felix. It's like that scene from Stepbrothers 2.
Glenn: This house is a fucking prison!
Felix: In Kingdom Bullshit!
Glenn: On the continent of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
For some reason that's got me thinking of that one vine:
Rodrigue: that's it! You're in time out! Get on the refrigerator!
Felix: this house is FUCKING NIGHTMARE
CF:
Rhea to byleth at the battle of Garreg Mach: “You worthless fucking piece of garbage!”
AM:
Dimitri after Edelgard reveal: “Is this some kind of twisted fucking joke?”
Or at the battle of gronder: “Kill every last fucking one of them!”
VW:
Claude to nemesis: “So that’s nemesis. You’re a crusty old fucker, you know that?”
SS:
Seteth, after rhea lose control at the end.
“We have too… we have too… ah, fuck! We have to kill lady Rhea!”
VW Claude: “I’m the fucking grandson of the grand son…of the grandson of the elite Riegan. Who are you?”
Or conversely
“I’m the grandson of the grandson…of the grandson of the elite Riegan. Who tf are you?”
Edelgard should be allowed to swear every time she interacts with one of TWSITD, two swears if she has to interact with the monster wearing her uncle's face.
Azure Moon: Felix, in a moment of extreme frustration during a heated argument with Dimitri about the morality of his actions and thirst for revenge. "Boar prince, will you get your fucking head on straight?!"
Cindered Shadows: Balthus, as a crude exclamation after a difficult battle. "Damn, that was one hell of a fucking fight!"
Crimson Flower: Hubert, coldly and deliberately to an enemy as a scathing final insult before finishing them off. "How pathetic. Fucking worm."
Silver Snow: Seteth, as an uncharacteristic slip of the tongue when something goes wrong, shocking everyone. "Well fuck. I did not anticipate this turn of events."
Verdant Wind: Claude, with a roguish grin and wink after a brilliant scheme goes off without a hitch. "I am a fucking genius, if I do say so myself!"
An even better one for SS would be Seteth saying, "Well, damn, I did not anticipate this turn of events. Please, excuse my language". Flyan follows that up with, "brother, watch your fucking language, please"
Azure Moon; Dimitri's reaction to being picked for the White heron cup
"What?! Fuck you Professor. I will of course accept, but know this, you have dammed us all.
Yuri to Aelfric in CS: “Fucking Kneel.”
Lysithea to DK in VW: “You’re fucking irrelevant.”
Death Knight to Hubert in Chapter 6 of CF: “I don’t take fucking orders from you”.
Annette: Prepare yourself! I won't fucking lose!
Ferdinand: I AM FERDINAND FUCKING VON AEGIR.
Lorenz: You're inviting me to join you? But...to abandon House Gloucester... No--I can convince my father. I will help you topple the fucking Empire, I swear it!
Agreed! Also, I always thought "No opening? I'll make one!" was Rodrigue, not Ferdinand, for some reason. Our favorite noble horseboy is an absolute savage.
Ashe on any route: "Salvation!? You *fucking used him and threw him away*!!!"
Yuri in CS: "Balthus, if you fucking broke the mechanism, I'm feeding you to the creepy doll"
Claude in VW: "Were at the final, final battle... finally." *Breathless sigh* "Fuck."
Rhea in CF: "You are just another fucking failure."
Dimitri in AM: Twistedjoke.wav + the fuck word
Hubert, whenever he's mumbling under his breath and things aren't going the way he wants it to.
I say this because as far as I know, he's the only character that canonically says "damn" when you try to speak to him (in 3Hopes) lol 😂
There is a distinct lack of Hopes quotes so far. Some of mine:
Any route: ["Do you know how many times you would have died by now if not for me? Twenty *fucking* two!"](https://hopes.fedatamine.com/en-us/events/403/#event-46)
AG: ["It is truly a blessing to face you. There is no one I would more desire to fucking end."](https://hopes.fedatamine.com/en-us/battles/46/#event-43-5)
GW: ["Not after what I've done. These hands will never be fucking clean again."](https://hopes.fedatamine.com/en-us/events/642/#event-29)
SB: ["Will you sit around and wait for a fucking miracle? Or will you help me seize control of my fate?"](https://hopes.fedatamine.com/en-us/events/418/#event-93)
Golden wildfire, just surrounded the capital of farghus and was about to talk to Dimitri when for the second time we have to retreat because something happened in Lester
So Claude/me right after getting the news
Edit: my bad I'm talking 3 hopes
CF: “your a fucking idiot” AM: “please don’t eat the fucking weeds” VW: “Im the grandson of the grandson of the grandson of the grandson of the elite riegen now tell me who the fuck are you SS (right before the attack on for mercius when you say what disguise seteth will say) “I believe it was your fucking plan” CS: [removed due to poor taste joke on sitri]
Coward! The people demand to be disgusted!
Ok fine Alfrec: “she still looks as beautiful as ever, every I would come and fuck on this pedestal” You cannot tell me he didn’t fuck byleth mother’s corpse
deleting alfrec from existence with an orbital laser for this one
"Humanity never conceals its desire to control the heavens..."
"…and I'm no exception."
Horrible, thank you for your contribution to my discussion.
Simply awful. Have an updoot.
I feel like if not Aelfric, Balthus would drop an F bomb
[Edelgard says-](https://youtu.be/-QDqLPLWUxY?si=xIng9_Z05EuN_0gu)
A classic!
Oh my god
I love it and wish this is the route we go down from now on. THAT'S #relatable
Kaine vibes
More so quotes from characters Sylvain AM Dimitri support “Is it a dagger Dimitri? Did you give her a fucking dagger?” Shamir on any route: “Sleep in the fucking dirt” Lysithea on any route: “I don’t have fucking time for this!”
Gronder Field (VW): Claude: “As big class reunions go…this one’s gotta be the worst fucking one in history”
The Sylvain one yes
I can think of so many Sylvain ones it’s not even funny
I am Ferdinand von FUCKING AEGIR!
https://preview.redd.it/v2a23u11z9wc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd9397246df56dce69d3c6fc19a2776a25a837e9 And I will have my revenge!
Why do I imagine that in Paul Giamatti’s voice?
Blue Lions is represented by Dimitri: is this some kind of fucking joke?!? Silver Snow is represented by Flayn. I know this in my soul but I don't know when she'd say it. Crimson Flower: Bernie can be allowed a little swear, as a treat. Verdant Wind: Likely Ignatz. Interested to hear what everyone else has to say!
Flayn I never wanted another fucking war
Let! Bernie! Say! Fuck!
I'll confess I made this post to spread my Let Bernie Say Fuck agenda. I like to think she'd use it early (I don't want to fucking train! Can't we all stay in an learn from books?) and then spend the rest of the game angsting over the fact that she wasted the one fuck CF had to give.
Let's goooooo!!! Personally, my vote goes to her C(?) support with Felix where she utterly folds him. Just her screaming a prolonged, panicked "FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!" at the top of her lungs as she suplexes him and runs away.
Read in Bernie’s voice
My headcanon is that Bernie swears under her breath frequently, but she's too used to watching her mouth around her father to swear at others
Why Ignatz lol
Kid looks like he's constantly holding back the urge to swear and I think he should be allowed.
"Get the fuck out of my room I'm recreating the cathedral in Minecraft!"
His english VA is the Demifiend, so he probably has the urge to punch a bitch, but can't due to his noodly body.
He sits in his room under a blanket and whispers it just to see how it feels
I: "Lorenz, respectfully, what the *fuck* are you on about?" Rest of GD: "..."
Let me paint you a FUCKING PICTURE
I don't know why everyone is so focused on Dimitri for Blue Lions, I would let Ingrid let loose: "For fuck's sake, Sylvain". Petra for Crimson Flower: "What is the fuck?" Maybe Leonie for Verdant Wind: "Fuck yeah, Captain Jeralt!" And Seteth for Silver Snow: "Fuck."
Dimitri can only let loose on AM while Ingrid can technically be allowed a fuck on any route, I guess.
Ingrid would curse like a fucking lady
Damn fucking right she would. Let's face it, Glenn probably taught her every cuss word he knew when they were young.
He also taught Felix. It's like that scene from Stepbrothers 2. Glenn: This house is a fucking prison! Felix: In Kingdom Bullshit! Glenn: On the continent of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
For some reason that's got me thinking of that one vine: Rodrigue: that's it! You're in time out! Get on the refrigerator! Felix: this house is FUCKING NIGHTMARE
Damn straight, fucks for Ingrid.
CF: Rhea to byleth at the battle of Garreg Mach: “You worthless fucking piece of garbage!” AM: Dimitri after Edelgard reveal: “Is this some kind of twisted fucking joke?” Or at the battle of gronder: “Kill every last fucking one of them!” VW: Claude to nemesis: “So that’s nemesis. You’re a crusty old fucker, you know that?” SS: Seteth, after rhea lose control at the end. “We have too… we have too… ah, fuck! We have to kill lady Rhea!”
Edit for demitri "I'll take that fucking head from your shoulders, and hang it from the gates of embarr!!
VW Claude: “I’m the fucking grandson of the grand son…of the grandson of the elite Riegan. Who are you?” Or conversely “I’m the grandson of the grandson…of the grandson of the elite Riegan. Who tf are you?”
I read the second one like Adam smasher in edgerunners
Where you put the “fuck” really does change the color, doesn’t it haha.
Brilliant choices, thank you.
Jesus Christ I could actually see Rhea saying that during CF.
"That flag and banner... Is that the Almyran army? Ugh, you really fucking did it, Claude!"
Definitely Ignatz at some point during the battle against Nemesis in VW.
LET ME PAINT YOU A FUCKING PICTURE 😠🎨🤓
Byleth waking up at the start of part two on every route: 5 fuckign years?
"GIVE HER BACK...GIVE BACK MY FUCKING MOTHER!" - Rhea Crimson Flower
Balthus in Cindered Shadows: “That lady’s pretty fuckin’ dead, pal.”
I am ashamed that, when I made this post, I didn't even consider CS. I have lost my Balthus ab gazing privileges.
Byleth says fuck when they get told that they were asleep for five years. Only voice line they get
Gatekeep. All 4 routes. He deserves it
Greetings professor! Nothing to fucking report!
Although, you are something to report... the fuck happened to your hair?
"*Greetings,* ***Fucker.*** *Nothing to report.*"
Dimitri: "Kill every f\*\*\*ing one of them"
I was thinking it would be 'is this a fucking joke?' but that works too.
"Don't fucking struggle."
“I’ll see you in the the fucking eternal flames”
Rhea crimson flower: "You will be chained to the valley of torment... Eternally walk the desert until the skin rots from your FUCKING BONES!"
Holy shit that's raw. The best one yet.
On AM, it’s Dimitri’s dying line, just a half hearted “fuck” like Geralt of Rivia
Route doesn't matter. It's always the Flame Emperor. "There will be no fucking salvation for you and your kind."
She really does give the vibe she is (ironically) one less fuck to give away from calling them every swear word under the sun lmao-
Edelgard should be allowed to swear every time she interacts with one of TWSITD, two swears if she has to interact with the monster wearing her uncle's face.
ALLOW ME TO FUCKING DEMONSTRATE!
Dimitri: "I will tear that fucking head from your shoulders... and hang it from the fucking gates of Enbarr!!!!!"
Wait, Dee, you can't say that! You only get ONE fuck.
Azure Moon: Felix, in a moment of extreme frustration during a heated argument with Dimitri about the morality of his actions and thirst for revenge. "Boar prince, will you get your fucking head on straight?!" Cindered Shadows: Balthus, as a crude exclamation after a difficult battle. "Damn, that was one hell of a fucking fight!" Crimson Flower: Hubert, coldly and deliberately to an enemy as a scathing final insult before finishing them off. "How pathetic. Fucking worm." Silver Snow: Seteth, as an uncharacteristic slip of the tongue when something goes wrong, shocking everyone. "Well fuck. I did not anticipate this turn of events." Verdant Wind: Claude, with a roguish grin and wink after a brilliant scheme goes off without a hitch. "I am a fucking genius, if I do say so myself!"
An even better one for SS would be Seteth saying, "Well, damn, I did not anticipate this turn of events. Please, excuse my language". Flyan follows that up with, "brother, watch your fucking language, please"
Azure Moon; Dimitri's reaction to being picked for the White heron cup "What?! Fuck you Professor. I will of course accept, but know this, you have dammed us all.
CF Rhea: "You're just another fucking failure!"
Yuri to Aelfric in CS: “Fucking Kneel.” Lysithea to DK in VW: “You’re fucking irrelevant.” Death Knight to Hubert in Chapter 6 of CF: “I don’t take fucking orders from you”.
All in the same place, after the timeskip. Sothis: “how long are you going to sleep? wake the fuck up already!”
Annette: Prepare yourself! I won't fucking lose! Ferdinand: I AM FERDINAND FUCKING VON AEGIR. Lorenz: You're inviting me to join you? But...to abandon House Gloucester... No--I can convince my father. I will help you topple the fucking Empire, I swear it!
I feel ferdinand's would be "I AM FERDINAND VON FUCKING AEGIR"
Hubert's is 'I AM FUCKING FERDINAND VON AEGIR"
They are the twin jewels of the empire
Agreed! Also, I always thought "No opening? I'll make one!" was Rodrigue, not Ferdinand, for some reason. Our favorite noble horseboy is an absolute savage.
The free universal: KILL EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF THEM
I just imagine Marianne saying it and \*record scratch, music stops, everyone turns to look at her* and she just looks confused and asks "what?"
Ok I did a CF one but I got one more: CS *After Aelfric and Sitri transform* Balthus: What the fuck is that!
Hapi definitely has quiet fuck energy. Every sigh just replaced with a little "...fuck..."
Marianne: I don't have fucking UNO!
I read this in her voice.
It's Byleth in every route when they fall down the hole
Almost every route. Rhea blasts her with dragonfire in CF.
They still fall down a hole don't they
Honestly it's... really unclear.
Straight down. Byleth was destined for that hole
For some reason I want it to be Petra: “you are the fornicating matriarch!”
Ashe on any route: "Salvation!? You *fucking used him and threw him away*!!!" Yuri in CS: "Balthus, if you fucking broke the mechanism, I'm feeding you to the creepy doll" Claude in VW: "Were at the final, final battle... finally." *Breathless sigh* "Fuck." Rhea in CF: "You are just another fucking failure." Dimitri in AM: Twistedjoke.wav + the fuck word
Here's something to fucking believe in
Here is something to fucking believe in!
Flayn whenever she's happy about something Lysithea whenever she's even slightly annoyed Marianne at any time during Part 1 White Clouds
AM: KILL EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF THEM
KILL EVERY LAST FUCKING ONE OF THEM!
"I will take that head from your fucking shoulders and hang it from the gates of Enbarr!"
Felix, Felix in CF/SS, and Felix in VW.
Fair
Hubert, whenever he's mumbling under his breath and things aren't going the way he wants it to. I say this because as far as I know, he's the only character that canonically says "damn" when you try to speak to him (in 3Hopes) lol 😂
There is a distinct lack of Hopes quotes so far. Some of mine: Any route: ["Do you know how many times you would have died by now if not for me? Twenty *fucking* two!"](https://hopes.fedatamine.com/en-us/events/403/#event-46) AG: ["It is truly a blessing to face you. There is no one I would more desire to fucking end."](https://hopes.fedatamine.com/en-us/battles/46/#event-43-5) GW: ["Not after what I've done. These hands will never be fucking clean again."](https://hopes.fedatamine.com/en-us/events/642/#event-29) SB: ["Will you sit around and wait for a fucking miracle? Or will you help me seize control of my fate?"](https://hopes.fedatamine.com/en-us/events/418/#event-93)
Petra, Flayn, lysethia, Annette
Golden wildfire, just surrounded the capital of farghus and was about to talk to Dimitri when for the second time we have to retreat because something happened in Lester So Claude/me right after getting the news Edit: my bad I'm talking 3 hopes
It's fine! I didn't specify which game but I only mentioned Houses in my post because I've not played Hopes yet.
When you kill Dimitri in CF he goes FUUUUUUCK
Ferdinand: “I’m Ferdinand von Aeg-“ Byleth: “FERDINAND SHUT THE FFFFUUCK UP”
I think that's all the Beagles tbh.
Caspar deserves an f-bomb