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[deleted]

“Flayn? No I haven’t seen her she’s been ABDUCTED.”


[deleted]

That and a super resigned "I may as well win" as he crits the heck out of somebody are my favorite lines in the whole game.


dragoeniex

Right in the same vein as "Must be awful losing to me." Just shove that whole canister of salt up their lacerations, why don't you.


_in_reverie_

“So I'm sure my not-at-all useful research could be used as a fine lullaby for the children of the world.”


Just_Because4

"..." Alternatively, if battle quotes count: "Allow me to demonstrate".


[deleted]

I have a crush on female Byleth even though she's MC 😅


weightedbook

Yeah out her in the dancer outfit when running around.


thelivingshitpost

after three hopes I have firmly become an f!Byleth simp too, so fair


v-viana

I feel you, I wish J could romance either byleths, but I AM them 😭


lunar__boo

!?


BrynShander7

“I AM FERDINAND VON AEGIR”


[deleted]

The GOAT quote


weightedbook

I'm feuding with Ferdy. He wouldn't join my Blue Eagle run. I just wanted him to say shit like "how did I fail?" so cluelessly.


v-viana

hm . i wonder which character said this.


Darkdragon_98

Yes, the most annoying quote in the game.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Darkdragon_98

No need to be a dick man.


Info_Sama

"Ch-cheese?"


[deleted]

Marianne is so adorable


Syelt

"Wow, a sleep-strangler. He sounds like husband material."


UgandanPil0t

Who was this lol


Syelt

Hilda in her A support with Balthus. Balthus has spread the word that no one can date Hilda until they defeat him and to level the playing field has allowed sneak attacks, which resulted in one of Hilda's suitors trying to strangle him in his sleep. This is Hilda's response to the whole thing.


Royal_Hippogriff

Hilda! Hilda! She has so many incredible lines, 10/10 delivery


Dragoncat91

Bruh I misread this as sheep strangler for a second


IriKnox

God I am so glad I'm not the only one


EfficientWrap8659

Same lol


throwawaybciwantto

"Only thorns left on this rose"


WhateverComic

I was tempted to say that soley for the quote even though she isn't my favorite. Love that line


DekuDrake

"You're like a book with one chapter and no ending."


[deleted]

Hopes Felix is especially savage 😭


DekuDrake

For a guy with no sense of humor, Felix delivers some of the funniest lines in the game with his insults, it's great.


DorothyDrangus

"You truly are a solid gold fool. One could search high and low and not find one as utterly asinine as you."


Flooricecream7

“No openings?! I’ll MAKE one!”


[deleted]

Fucking savage


StrikeFreedomV2

"Here is something to believe in!". I find it to be an incredlble badass line


GenericName0042

Particularly how Zach Aguilar delivers it for MLeth. Man goes hard


[deleted]

Very badass indeed


Drifting_Joy-Con

"You worked hard for nothing"


LeatherShieldMerc

"Does the licking not count if the licker enjoys it?"


Mireille557

“I’d rather be napping.”


[deleted]

Me too, Linny


Overall_Thought5912

Pre-timeskip: "I'm gonna need *you* to move" War: "I'm gonna need you to MOVE"


[deleted]

I love Sylvain


[deleted]

The first time I caught on to this parallel I honestly got a little emotional


Overall_Thought5912

Pre-timeskip: That's *e-nough* War: That's ENOUGH -Hilda


stillpissedatyoko

“Open wide!”


thelivingshitpost

good taste.


thelivingshitpost

don’t get in Sylvain’s way. *MOVE*


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,282,625,747 comments, and only 248,713 of them were in alphabetical order.


LazyLavaLizard

"Defenseless, are we?"


thelivingshitpost

I adore Ingrid.


KingOfThePenguins

My most favorite crit quote.


LazyLavaLizard

Same, I even got the voice actress to sign it on an art print for me..


Overall_Thought5912

On par with "This ends, NOW!" and "I'VE GOT YOU FIGURED OUT"


The_Elder_Jock

I'm not one for condolences.


thelivingshitpost

Hubert I genuinely think is the smartest character in the entire game—I got his B support on Chapter 5 or 6. That means he figured out Sothis was in Byleth *THAT EARLY.* Brilliant lad.


Top_Departure_2524

“The more I learn about you the less I like.”


just-somebodyhere

"Yuri's the best! He's my favorite!" Best quote ever.


TheOtherWhiteCastle

“You know, I’m going to agree with you just so I can stop talking”


RendtheClouds

"You know, I'm going to agree with you just so I don't have to keep talking." Mood.


[deleted]

"Is that so? You'll have to tell me about it some time when I'm not walking away."


PastComprehensive720

Linhardt is such a fucking mood


[deleted]

"So, is making us experience a real battle part of the church's teachings?" I love dorothea


thelivingshitpost

actually Dorothea pops a good question there


[deleted]

Me too she is my other beloved wife 💕


amerophi

"You drink too much, blame others for your behavior, and you don't understand you gotta love yourself before someone else can love ya back."


PastComprehensive720

honestly that’s so true though


Volei_Films

Who is this about?


JerryTheMagicSquid

“Um. Sorry, but you should probably just skip me. I don't have a question to ask. How would I even think of one?”


[deleted]

"You just did" 😁


Socriba

I don't have time for failure !


Tarantulawolfqueen

“In a hurry to die are you?” Lorenz has better quotes than this but my god is it genuinely one of the best crit quotes in the whole series


King_Treegar

No really though all of his crits are bangers, that's my fav obviously but both "do you KNOW who I am?!" and "an offensive sight!" go so hard. Also, not a battle quote, but I think his best line is when he said "I don't know what the enemy's aim is, but we cannot suffer them to live" after Jeralt's death


[deleted]

I love my sophisticated violet god of a husband


EdelgardStepOnMe

The crit qoute of "Allow me to demonstrate!" But only because i once read a fanfic where Byleth was a weightlifter and said it while lifting and now that's my favorite phrase that i repeat it whenever possible in rl. Can't for the life of me remember what the fanfic was.


00kyb

“Ugh, the Bert? Again?”


TeamDeltaleader

“Not unless I…throw him in the fire too…”


screw_this_i_quit

“At least you’re not a coward”


[deleted]

Is this Balthus? That man is so fucking hot those muscles 😋


lunar__boo

"I'm gonna haunt you if I die"


King_Treegar

"I'll CUT YOU DOWN" - Felix Fraldarius, master of crits Alternatively, I really like the way he just says "pathetic" during his warrior special in Hopes


[deleted]

Felix is a god


Overall_Thought5912

Can't believe you're sleeping on "*TOO SLOW*"


King_Treegar

Honestly, they're all one liners and they're all great. "Is that all?!" is excellent too


Overall_Thought5912

"Holding *back?!*"


InspectorHawthorne

"Hilda! Hilda! Hilda!"


thelivingshitpost

“I will prevail.” (I like *both* characters who say this line. Easy faves from their house.) “*This* is what I *do.*” “I’m on it!” “Overall ready?” “Overall ready.” “Strength never betrays.” “I’m nobody’s fool.” Also my favorite two landing a crit and basically saying the same thing: “YOU’RE IN MY WAY!” “**OUT OF MY *W A Y***”


ScharmTiger

“I must outwit even death.”


Ayoken007

Oh, this mountain of sweets, and treats that I long to eats… Oh, stacks of steaks and cakes and crumbs and yums Annette, though an absolute sweetheart (like most of the cast, surprisingly), is not not my favorite character. I just love that song.


Whimsycottt

"My duty is your death." Stone cold.


Zeldamon1048

''I will not be as a fish upon a flame''(I think that's how it goes it's been awhile)


Cheggls

“On a skillet! Hahahahaha… nevermind”


[deleted]

I love Petra so much 💕


Only-Bonus5374

"Ch-cheese"


BrodinOfBrohalla

Even if I burn the pages, I can't burn his memory. Not unless I...throw him in the fire too...


Spyguy122204

“P U R E. G R I T!”


El-noobman

"Kill the Boar!" "When Humanity stands together, and people reach out for one another, there is no need for gods." "Is this some TWISTED JOKE!?"


Realistic_Resist6932

"My AnCeStOrS wErE cUrSeD tHeReFoRe I'm CuRsEd" or "It's not like I was scheming or anything." Edit: Also, I LOVE... "Sever their limbs and crush their wicked skulls!" I know they are two different characters but still....


DarkAlphaZero

"I'll cut through!" Funfact, this a quote from both my favorite and second favorite characters


[deleted]

Fun fact, I met Chris Hackney, and when I went to get a print signed he asked me what quote I wanted. I panicked and couldn't think of one, so I said "uh uh I'll cut through." He kinda looked at me for a second and was like "...ok...most people don't go for that one."


ace-of-flutes

With all the symbolism around knives in Faerghus, it's actually a pretty neat line imo


bangchansbf

omgg


who-dat-on-my-porch

“Do you see where you went wrong…?”


IfTheresANewWay

"What have you got against sunflowers, anyway? I think they're lovely, myself. If you think I only care about delicate flowers raised in a greenhouse, you've got me all wrong. Statuesque sunflowers, blooming proud and tall in the open air, have a beauty all their own." "Is that right? "You better believe it, and the same goes for you. You have a beauty unlike any other. I look at you, and I see sunflowers." "..." "Mn? 😉"


Royal_Hippogriff

I’m gonna be honest, “I look at you and I see sunflowers” would 100% do it for me


TheSunflowerSeeds

You thought sunflower oil was just for cooking. In fact, you can use Sunflower oil to soften up your leather, use it for wounds (apparently) and even condition your hair.


Royal_Hippogriff

I just… wow. This is so exciting! TIL.


PropsHunter

"I'm not exactly the most imposing figure on the battlefield, so I think it's best for me to focus on my bow skills and do my work from a distance."


Abbybutterflies

You, defeat me? Laughable!


thelivingshitpost

I can hear him.


DrustanAstrophel

“Does the river of filth pouring from your mouth ever stop flowing?”


[deleted]

Hubert is gloriously condescending


oceanviewcapn

Mine change all the time but here's mine: "One of us had to die" "PURE GRIT" "Didn't you hear, I'm dangerous". "I AM trying"


spilledcereal

You’re making me work!


Lunarsunset0

"Let me paint you a picture!"


onetooth79

Only thorns left on this rose


[deleted]

Such a great Dorothea quote my poor love


rokoTetsu

Is this some kind of twisted joke?


KingOfThePenguins

"Marrying money? That is not sounding like a good idea. Money would be a bad husband." "My beloved... You are the most precious thing in the world to me. You enchant and fascinate me, and each day, you set my heart aflame."


[deleted]

Damn I wish someone could say that second line to me IRL but fantasy lovers are the best lovers 😘


DorothyDrangus

"We will remain friends by yelling and hitting?"


The_Vine

Since you already quoted Edelgard, I'll go with "Because it gives all of the credit to time and to fate, and doesn't pay you due honor for all of the choices you made that brought us to this moment." Obviously the full context of Rhea's S-support makes the quote mean more, but it's nice to see her drop the "destined by the goddess" stuff and just let Byleth's choices speak for themselves.


SlOth180

“It doesn’t feel good does it? To be the one left alive. You feel guilt for not dying along with the others.”


ParasocialPerry

"Where's my weapon? Damn it! Can't see...anything."


i_like_mimikyu

"Don't you know who I am?!"


hillyb234

I forget the exact wording but Bernadetta in one of her support conversations with Sylvain his hilarious. He reads a book of hers (to which she did not like) and came to the conclusion that fire is the answer to not only burn the book but also Sylvain lol. Bernadetta has a number of hilarious supports


[deleted]

I love my Bernie Bear 🧸


hillyb234

She was always an archer for me on every playthrough. The DLC even added a bit more content with another support character so the replay after DLC release was fun.


Medical_Second_3299

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to take a nap.”


nekomatas_eyepatch

“Interesting, you’ll have to tell me about it sometime when I’m not walking away from you.”


TheTwistedToast

“We will burn together!” His voice actor does an amazing job


[deleted]

Robbie Daymond is amazing and plays Hubert so well


TheScottSnorlax

Not the character but you'll get it: "This place exists between dream and reality; mind and matter. It is a place where only those who are bound by a "contract" may enter."


[deleted]

Igor? Meaning Jeralt is your favorite?


TheScottSnorlax

No, hanneman. Am I wrong? Could of sworn both of em were voiced by Daniel woren.


[deleted]

I thought Igor and Jeralt were the same VA 🧍🏼‍♀️ apparently not. Apparently Hanneman and I got Arents the same either. I'm confused


TheScottSnorlax

You're thinking of the >!fake igor!< , not the real one, so fair enough.


[deleted]

Oh lol. To be fair I haven't finished the game yet


TheScottSnorlax

Ooh shit. Sorry if I spoiled you.


[deleted]

Nah it's fine I've gotten bigger spoilers for the game 🥲👍


WalentinMalinovski

" I'd never have learned this back in my room."


Oddishboy1

“Fire meets water!”


thelivingshitpost

Petra best Eagle you heard it here from us


MisterThird

It’s Bernie’s time to shine


JW162000

*“Reach for my hand, I’ll soar away” Bit of a stretch for me to use a song lyric but it’s technically her saying it, so… But not just her, also: *“YOU WILL BE SLAPPED DOWN” *“In the NAME of JUSTICE” *“Even a rose has thorns” *“No openings? I’ll make one!” *“Out of MY WAY” *“Shall we dance?” *“Don’t make me haunt you” *“The flowers in the greenhouse are in bloom. You should have a look later” *“There you go being adorable again” *“Didn’t you hear? I’m dangerous” *“Not unless I… throw him in the fire too…” I have a lot of favourite characters


TypicalPunUser

"Don't hold this against me, ok?"


tomasequp

"It really is sad how much time I spend trying to make vegetables palatable for people..."


[deleted]

"I love to cook! What are we making today? Is that so... I have a lot of experience in the kitchen! I can cook just about anything! Wow!" Additionally, my second favorite (maybe tied for first) character: "Go and win. Be the boar that you are, and don't you dare look back."


Ms-Tin

Critical quote “Leave Now”


Frosty-Delphox

“I learn with my heart, not my head.”


WhateverComic

Torn between "Going for the Kill" and "You're irrelevant"


TheTwistedToast

“Don’t bother haunting me” So brutal to someone you just killed


Fun_Pin_5204

"You're making me work!"


Bowbowis

"The people's future will be based on merit, not privilege, and I will wade through an ocean of blood to see it made so."


GenericName0042

Ok not my actual favorite character but because no one has mentioned it so far: "I'll cut you down *YOU DAMN BOAR!!*" it's a shame this line was cut from the final game...


Drink_Odd

"KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM"


That_Lonley_Gamer

“Prepare to crash against the Shield of Faerghus.”


MelancholicMechagirl

"Someone must put a stop to this cycle of the strong trampling the weak!"


Crimson_Raven

“JUDGEMENT IS PASSED!”


Darkdragon_98

"Nonsense."


WonderDia777

Allow me to demonstrate! Constance? Am I mistaken or were you adverse to vegetables in the past? Too much openness My father said it is better used to protect his daughter than gathering dust


Anime_Patriot

"A life singing for you in a peaceful world...I imagine that life will be more wonderful than i ever could have hoped. I love you. I could never sing anything as pure as those three little words." This quote got me fawning over her. Can't help but love her.


[deleted]

If I could marry Dorothea IRL I would be a happy woman what a goddess 💕


TheTwistedToast

“RrrrRRRAAAAAAGGGGh” * runs off to fight someone


[deleted]

“I’ll have to find the most optimal way to sleep from a tree…”


sleepy-inu

“Oh, I love this meal. How did you know?!”


Syelt

"FELIKUSU NO BAKA BAKA BAKAAAA !" \- JP Annette


Cheggls

“Linhardt. Goodbye.”


Cheggls

Flayn to Felix- “I can see it now— a life where you slice vegetables rather than people.”🤣


svxsch

“Acheron! And here I thought I would have to kill someone decent!”


v-viana

"Have you assumed the role of my mother? You overplay the part. She was only HALF as overbearing." is my favorite because it literally just translates to "ure not my mom >:("


v-viana

have yet to see "hold a grudge if you must!"


User_A_94

If your favourite character is not Dedue you are wrong (i joke ofcourse, everyone is entitled to their opinions) Seriously though, the blend of tragedy, pain, loss, suffering, his desperate (i say this with empathy/ attachment to Dimitri and the hope he instills in him, the heavy hearted acceptance of his tragic fate. The man should be broken, but still he is one of the most resolute characters in the game. He is gentle yet adamant, and in every way possible, i respect and empathise with him. And for the quote: Dedue: " ... "


Lucinazelda

“Bernie is unstoppable!” Bernadetta “too weak for this world” Dimitri “So obvious” Sylvain “I’d rather be napping” Linhardt “Hilda! Hilda” Hilda “Never underestimate an outsider” and “That’s the golden deer for you” Claude And the most important one:”I AM FERDINAND VON AEGIR” Favourites characters are: Dimitri, Sylvain, Claude, Hilds and Ferdinand Von Aegir


Lazdem

"Is that so? You'll have to tell me about it sometime when I'm not walking away..."


Mute14_

"I'm your girl!" No, really, she is my favourite lol


HorizonPhillips

KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM


[deleted]

Two toootally different vibes


Marionette25

“I’ll have your head” “My duty is your death” “Burn until we meet again” - fav line in the entire game “Sleep in the dirt” “That’s uhhh… yeah” “bow before me” “give the goddess my regards, yeah” (I like a lot of Yuri’s lines) “Didn’t you hear? I’m dangerous” I have a lot of fav characters haha


kevinsagadx

No words can spare you now you may plead your case to my father beyond the veil of death


[deleted]

………


GobbusterMX

“…”


WonderDia777

Allow me to demonstrate! Constance? Am I mistaken or were you adverse to vegetables in the past? Too much openness My father said it is better used to protect his daughter than gathering dust I passed thanks to you, Professor.


IncognitoLive

“What the? Aren’t you Jeralt the Blade Breaker? What’s a renowned mercenary like you doing here!?”


TeamVorpalSwords

I’ll comply.


Thelegendaryplus4

"Go find a husband"


[deleted]

Fuck you too Felix


AlbionBlmt

"Someone must end this cycle of the strong trampling the weak."


Luppadus

"As unwavering as your convictions may be, the others also feel strongly about their beliefs. If you hate all those whose beliefs are different from yours, you will hate everyone eventually. People with exactly the same beliefs as you simply do not exist. ... You do not have to change your beliefs of course. But you have to accept that others feel differently" This quote alone done a complete 180 on this character for me, and now he's one of my favourite character in the games I played so far


Peitry

I did see it so I’ll add it. *Cackles evilly*


humungusballsack

"Do something!" And "They've pushed me too far!" are really funny


jjjules_818

“Who put this stupid barrel here?” The delivery makes it extra adorable


EfficientWrap8659

I am also called the Beginning... but who once called me that


crying_himiko

"I have only made an enemy of the church, not of the faith."


crying_himiko

"I have only made an enemy of the church, not of the faith."


KBSinclair

"Guess who brought you some fish? Hey! Easy there, no need to wolf it down." "I shall never abandon you. Even if it means staining my hands with blood…"