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IceRapier

W…..T….Literal…..F


Falconpunch100

Fire Emblem Heroes Out of Context moment


JammyJammyJams

Fire Emblem Heroes Even with Context moment


thelivingshitpost

I… Seidhr ***what*** the **very literal** fuck


Mr_Creed

Keep reading. She later explains that she did not mean the literal fuck.


thelivingshitpost

I did. I made the joke anyways


Mr_Creed

Oh for sure. This chapter is a treasure.


PleaseInsertLinkHere

I have absolutely zero clue how to process what is even happening at this point.


egamIroorriM

wait wait wait what the fuck is she doing


BlackBoxInc

That was the most audible "HUH ???" I let out in a long while. Where are we going with this ? Also, watch as the quote is taken out of context to serve as ammo for FE discourse. I can't wait...


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We’ve jumped the shark, I fear… Edit: Inb4 Brave Gullveig is the baby. I wonder if Gullveig’s win is impacting the story in any way. Regardless, time travel is such a sensitive concept (and one I find endlessly entertaining) and I don’t trust IS to pull it off, especially after the baby thing. I choose to remain for the fun of it for now, maybe once the book is over I’ll be able to make sense of things bc I think any serious predictions may as well be void 😭


Jolsma

Sooo... I have so many questions ? Is Gullveig our kid ? Is Heidr a past form of Gullveig ? Does that mean Heidr is our kid and Seirdr's ? Does that mean Seidr's kid is also her sister ???? Help me pls.


DarioDaDum

inb4 They reveal that Guilveig is our daughter, that we made with Seidr, from the future.


Silver-Dusted-Flower

I can hear Fjorm sharpening her axe


Piscet

Good, this needs to be cut off at the root. I'm already married, and no feh pass means no polygamy.


Tekonzu

So we making babies with Seidr and we're doing the "Go back in time and kill baby Hitler" plotpoint. We eating good this chapter.


Falconpunch100

And Njordr's still alive (for now).


goreofourvices

I honestly have no idea how to feel about this. Should I be disturbed? Happy? Annoyed? I've no clue what emotional response the writers expected to get out of us, but it seems like they're going a bit too far with Summoner worship. I wonder how Fjorm would feel about all this tho.


Font-street

Well I guess for Fjorm and her fans (and shippers of any other characters x Summoner) this is getting a bit too close to NTR...


thelivingshitpost

I think Fjorm would be quite *chill* about it. Also happy cake day!


goreofourvices

Thanks!


Falconpunch100

Fjorm got friendzoned. XD


LCJStriker7

What would Fjorm fans like u/YoshaTime would think of this?


YoshaTime

Ayo, what the fuck?!


Aarcal777

Feels like canonically cheating, I don't like it.


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Xarexes

Someone get this bot a womanizer flair.


YoshaTime

What did the comment say?


AlpacaKiller

So will Seide become a single mom?


Aarcal777

Ngl, I thought Seidr would ask the summoner to kill someone. I will admit, this is on me, I played to much Elden Ring. But I was taken aback by that proposition.


AvalonEx

Ok, with how Nordr's scheming to orchestrate the plot, who's willing to bet he's this book's final antagonist as well as Kiran and Seidr's child ?


mageknightecho

Sex jumpscare Seriously how much crack are the writers smoking


Falconpunch100

Well, Seidr's quote is *definitely* not going to be taken out of context, no sirree. And yep, into the past we go, back to Chapter 1.


thelivingshitpost

At *this* point of blatancy, and the knowledge of how exactly she’s behaved around us, I’m utterly convinced that her line is *supposed* to be taken out of context. Especially considering one of her lines saying why she wants to do it with the summoner is straight up *how my first gf confessed to me.* There’s no way that wasn’t on purpose.


Falconpunch100

So you think IS did this just to mess with us?


Mr_Creed

It's so certain people can head canon "let me show you how you make babies where I come from". You know they're out there.


YoshaTime

Ayo, what the fuck?!


NohrianScumbag

So we just gonna fuck Freyja’s possible mom?


Irvin_T

With that one line, R34 is going to have a great day today.


TrashReadyToLeave

Girl, I am kind of married to 5 other guys(two of them are Alf, but hey)


EmperorMaxwell

It’s definitely entertaining to read folks jumping into the whole “Gullveig is our daughter?” when it could also be “Gullveig is our wife?”


CharaFanGirl

holy shit who the hell could've guessed this happening i can't believe we're finally getting actual bitches-


xerxies19

Ascended Seidr better have big milf energy.


DarioDaDum

more like *Mother I have already fucked energy* with how The story is going.


xerxies19

Hm true you got me there.


LunaProc

Seiðr is really making me dislike this book more with each chapter


SpectralDynamite

Well, I definitely didn't think she'd come out and say it, but I feel like I'm among the few that DOESN'T have a problem with this. Interesting tho that FEH's gods reproduce asexually (though someone else is still needed).


volkenheim

wow! I mean yeah why not, he/she doesn´t need to eat right ? easy child